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8120
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and they have a zero to percent grading which they do themselves with an app every couple of hours
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8123
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so i whisper shouted back to him yes the computer can tell if you're lying
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8124
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so i picked computers
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humorous
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8126
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it was clearly what i don't know isn't my problem go away death stare
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humorous
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8128
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it'd be lousy not to get a job one is qualified for but it would triple suck if it was because of stack overflow in some
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8131
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to make things more complicated our software is getting more powerful but it's also getting less transparent and more complex
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8132
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much of this progress comes from a method called machine learning
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8133
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the head of ai systems called it the unreasonable effectiveness of data
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8135
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and look human hiring is biased
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8136
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and the following year they sent me this one which i thought was kind of funny
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humorous
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8137
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the says i give smokers a discount because not as much to tell
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humorous
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8140
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while your cholesterol level has remained the same the research findings have changed
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humorous
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8141
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and so you might start to lose weight and start to attract people towards you but when they get too close its going to be a problem
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humorous
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8142
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and so its not something happiness is not something you get health is generally not something that you get
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8143
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so within that larger context we can talk about diet stress management which are really these spiritual practices moderate exercise smoking cessation support groups and community which ill talk more about and some vitamins and supplements
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8144
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and what we found was that instead of getting worse and worse in many cases it could get better and better and much more quickly than people had once realized
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8145
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clinically he literally walk across the street without getting severe chest pain within a month like most people was pain free and within a year climbing more than floors a day on a
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8146
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as one woman said got friends in this package of cigarettes and always there for me and nobody else is
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8150
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the fact is is that the british museum had a complete specimen of a dodo in their collection up until the century it was actually mummified skin and all but in a fit of space saving zeal they actually cut off the head and they cut off the feet and they burned the rest in a bonfire
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serious
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8170
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and then i told as many many people as i possibly could about it so that there was no way that i could chicken out later on
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humorous
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8171
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so i became my own intern
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humorous
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8172
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these are some pictures visitors sent to me
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humorous
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8173
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and they swept it all up and put it into custody at police headquarters
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humorous
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8174
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so after eight hours that's pretty much all that was left of the whole thing
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humorous
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8175
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then you can of course always go and see this guy
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humorous
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8176
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i originally had opened the studio in new york to combine my two loves music and design
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serious
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8177
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so i decided to close it down for one year
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serious
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8178
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and they rang very true for me
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serious
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8180
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sri lanka still had the civil war going on so bali it was
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serious
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8181
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then this is a fairly talkative kind of chair
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serious
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8182
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and i'll show you a couple of people that did well by pursuing
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serious
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8186
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i surprised myself as you may see in that photo
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humorous
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8189
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it proved harder for me to both get access and airtime in media
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serious
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8190
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but like all of us he had some problems
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humorous
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8191
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and i know a little bit about these issues because for many years i spent a long time in the non profit industrial complex and i'm a recovering executive director two years clean
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humorous
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8192
|
i find it interesting that for every one dollar we spend however on early childhood education like head start we save dollars on stuff like incarceration in the future
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serious
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8193
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less than four percent of the folks that went through her program actually go back to jail
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serious
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8194
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and there's others that are all about the toaster and the engineers love to draw the mechanics of this
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humorous
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8195
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the toast is then deposited for some time
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serious
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8196
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i know what you're going to say no one uses tape recorders nowadays
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humorous
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8199
|
and i thought i love this country
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humorous
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8201
|
the first one is that you should never never ever give your cell number to donald trump
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humorous
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8204
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so i studied in the morning and worked in the afternoon
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serious
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8205
|
and we're not like that
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serious
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8206
|
ninety seven percent of all undocumented people in the united states are good people
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serious
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8208
|
and i actually feel at home here because there's a lot of autism genetics here
|
humorous
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8209
|
i've got that stuff up on if you want to look at it
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humorous
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8210
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and there were a lot of kind of types and autism types working out there on the movie set too
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humorous
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8213
|
you know you once wrote i like this quote if by some magic autism had been eradicated from the face of the earth then men would still be socializing in front of a wood fire at the entrance to a cave
|
humorous
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8214
|
that was like we considered that super cool
|
humorous
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8215
|
i want to talk to you now about different ways of thinking
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serious
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8216
|
well if you're building a bridge details are pretty important because it'll fall down if you ignore the details
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serious
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8217
|
rapid movement contrast
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serious
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8218
|
my drawings got to star in the movie too
|
serious
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8220
|
ok there's my childhood church that's specific
|
serious
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8221
|
now i want to emphasize that not every autistic kid is going to be a visual thinker
|
serious
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8222
|
they have what i called dementia which is they talk so much they drive themselves insane
|
humorous
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8223
|
another case last election cycle i was following mitt romney around new hampshire and he was campaigning with his five perfect sons chip rip zip lip and dip
|
humorous
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8224
|
and you can usually tell the uber moms because they actually weigh less than their own children
|
humorous
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8225
|
it would be a big seller
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humorous
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8226
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and they've become elegant and slender they don't really have thighs they just have one elegant on top of another
|
humorous
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8227
|
they're cross country skiing up the mountain with these grim expressions that make dick cheney look like jerry lewis
|
humorous
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8228
|
one of my favorite is that people named dennis are disproportionately likely to become dentists people named lawrence become lawyers because unconsciously we gravitate toward things that sound familiar which is why i named my daughter president of the united states brooks
|
humorous
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8229
|
time magazine asked americans are you in the top one percent of earners nineteen percent of americans are in the top one percent of earners
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humorous
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8230
|
so in the course of my career i have covered a series of failures
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serious
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8231
|
but that reality is expunged from our policy making process
|
serious
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8232
|
we're really good at talking about skills and safety and health we're really bad at talking about character
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serious
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8233
|
and the giant in the field is in the room tonight and is speaking tomorrow morning antonio
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serious
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8234
|
and the brain scans were identical in both activities
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serious
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8235
|
we emerge out of relationships and we are deeply one with another
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serious
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8236
|
we believe that reason is the highest of the faculties
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serious
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8237
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the first gift or talent is the ability to enter into other people's minds and learn what they have to offer
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serious
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8239
|
for example when rosie a little girl who spoke only spanish moved in next door brianna who spoke only english borrowed her mother's tablet and found a translation app so the two of them could communicate
|
humorous
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8240
|
as you walk in the door greets you with a welcome black home
|
humorous
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8241
|
if i had a little extra money i'd buy a hostess fruit pie
|
humorous
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8243
|
and i'm not being modest or self deprecating i am amazing
|
humorous
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8244
|
a whole venture capital industry has grown up around the belief that if people have good ideas and the desire to manifest them we should give them lots and lots and lots of money
|
humorous
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8245
|
but it's not enough
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serious
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8246
|
child care is expensive more than they'd earn in a job
|
serious
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8248
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for the kids in the neighborhood it's a place to go after school to get help with homework
|
serious
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speaking style
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8249
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i have worked with young people who manifest hope and promise despite being at the effect of racist discipline practices in their schools and police violence in their communities
|
serious
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8251
|
my daughter is not even allowed to turn on the stove unless there's a grown up at home and she doesn't have to because she does not have to have the same kind of self reliance that i had to at her age
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8252
|
it's a seductive place isn't it i don't live there
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humorous
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8253
|
and third the has an ineffable charm a pleasant look and feel a je ne sais
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humorous
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8255
|
by the time i left i was golfing at least three times a week
|
humorous
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8256
|
i also went fishing
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humorous
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8257
|
i made detailed spreadsheets of all the power brokers in the communities who i needed to meet where i needed to be and i threw myself with gusto in these communities
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serious
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8259
|
in fact it is said north idaho has more gun dealers than gas stations
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serious
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8260
|
in north idaho in my red pickup truck i kept a
|
serious
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8261
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and i learned in how a country can have racism without racists
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8264
|
we're still waiting to hear back
|
humorous
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8265
|
a paint company donated a thousand liters of yellow paint mixed especially for us in what they now call optimistic yellow
|
humorous
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8266
|
our sense of otherness grows and we lose empathy
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serious
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8268
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can you imagine of course my brothers were not happy about it and later i noticed they were not there whenever i needed them
|
humorous
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8271
|
you gained pounds since yesterday take apple instead of chocolate
|
humorous
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8272
|
actually i love sports and i can play many sports like swimming skiing skating scuba diving running and so on
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serious
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8275
|
i could access newspapers at any time and every day
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serious
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8278
|
i decided to give this a little name which is longevity escape velocity
|
humorous
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8280
|
it's got to be philanthropic because profits distract biotech but it's basically got a percent chance i think of succeeding in this
|
humorous
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8283
|
that means that i'm one of your subjects to become a old if you lose a bit of weight
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