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8284
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i'm going to talk about feasibility as well of course
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8287
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and this is actually a rather good comparison it seems to me
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8288
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i don't agree with those answers
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8291
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and the fundamental reason i think why we feel that aging is inevitable is summed up in a definition of aging that i'm giving here
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8292
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i would take camera led lights and a bungee cord and strap it on my waist and i would videotape my belly button get a different perspective and see what it does
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humorous
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8293
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i wanted to collect more different types of eyes so i built this device using bicycle helmets some lightbulbs and television sets
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8294
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public singing whole different thing
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humorous
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8295
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i sort of lived with this idea that when i'm grown i'll have learned to speak french and when i'm grown i'll learn how to manage my money and when i'm grown i won't have a stutter and then i'll be able to public speak and maybe be the prime minister and anything's possible and you know
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humorous
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8297
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for me the worst thing that can happen is meeting another
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humorous
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8300
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but with people's names you can't change them
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humorous
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8301
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so after a few instances of this steve happily became seve and we got through it that way
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humorous
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8302
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i'm not on fire
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serious
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8303
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it's not about mythology or myself to you
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serious
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8310
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and b i hate them and i'm terrified of the power they hold
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humorous
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8311
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so for the last years i've been taking pads of this paper tons of this stuff and smuggling it into the stationery supplies of the united states and the coalition governments
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humorous
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8313
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that number is in stark contrast with the us service members who died during that same window of time
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serious
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8314
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it's actually part of an ongoing art project
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serious
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8315
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you can help to smuggle this civilian body count into government archives
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serious
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8328
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that one's actually true
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humorous
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8329
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i guess people don't talk to their uber drivers
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humorous
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speaking style
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8330
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and so later i got married and like all good egyptians started my career as an engineer
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humorous
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8331
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and i'm a practicing spiritual muslim
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serious
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8332
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i didn't just passively accept the faith of my parents
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serious
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8334
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so i shelved it and i made this other movie about a big ship that sinks
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humorous
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speaking style
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8335
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and i talked them into funding an expedition
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humorous
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speaking style
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8336
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but it was all about trying to understand the world understand the limits of possibility
|
serious
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8337
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and i found that because there weren't video games and this saturation of movies and all of this imagery in the media landscape i had to create these images in my head
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serious
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8338
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as you can probably well imagine i was a strange child
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humorous
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8340
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for example no one can do two notes at the same time
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serious
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8341
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and i'm going to show you what it can do
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serious
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8342
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and so that isn't very hard
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humorous
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8344
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and i said that's kind of too bad because we need million units a year
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humorous
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speaking style
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8345
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it's a little bit like an obese person having to use most of their energy to move their obesity
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humorous
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8346
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seven countries
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humorous
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speaking style
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8347
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not one single post office truck is stolen
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humorous
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speaking style
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8348
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the only criticism and people really don't want to criticize this because it is a humanitarian effort a nonprofit effort and to criticize it is a little bit stupid actually
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humorous
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speaking style
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8353
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and they really preferred that the money would be used for higher salaries more schools whatever
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serious
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8356
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in his way he speaks english as well
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humorous
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speaking style
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8357
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and in addition to that it's been predicted that at the end of the century almost all of the languages that exist now there are about will no longer be spoken
|
serious
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8358
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that's it for them
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humorous
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8359
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and i know how colony size changes as a function of colony age because i've dug up colonies of known age and counted all the ants
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humorous
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8360
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there are about species of ants
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serious
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8361
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and i try to figure out how that works
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serious
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8364
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i know it's very frightening try to remain calm
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humorous
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8368
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middle eastern male with a backpack
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serious
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8370
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and in fact to understand it i eventually had to create a whole new kind of science
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humorous
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8371
|
so far so good
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humorous
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8378
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let's just do a little mathematical experiment try and find out
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serious
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8380
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and as i have shown earlier our robot took the sentences from the textbooks and combined them together and it to produce an essay without understanding a thing
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humorous
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8382
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even more weird but probably this is the most fun part for the machine
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humorous
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8384
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and others may say no never
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8387
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and it works look at these headlines
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humorous
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8389
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so in short i'm startled by all the things that they don't have
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serious
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8390
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but i think as a community we still have a lot to learn
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serious
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8393
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and then a delicate dance between dinner and death the is consumed by the ants they become mummified and a mushroom pops out of their head
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humorous
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8395
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so i hope to pierce that prejudice forever with this group
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serious
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8396
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the leg room in economy is like business class
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humorous
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8397
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now i'm not totally opposed to light up shoes
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humorous
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8399
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i look around and see if there's a bin that i can turn upside down
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serious
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8400
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that disproves that popular notion that if you're the smartest person in the room you're in the wrong room
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humorous
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8401
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he's getting out of san quentin in a couple of weeks and he shares your fervent desire that art should engage and enable people to connect
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humorous
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8403
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just remember as dave once said you can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork
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humorous
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8404
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remember i was young then
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serious
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8405
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and indeed they were
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serious
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8406
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what i'm asking you to consider is what kind of makers we might become because more than wealth or fancy titles or a lot of contacts it's our capacity to connect around each other's better side and bring it out
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serious
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8408
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all right so for some of you this may be really really out there
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humorous
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8409
|
first a burial suit infused with mushroom spores the mushroom death suit
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humorous
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8410
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and believe it or not a few people have offered to donate their bodies to the project to be eaten by mushrooms
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humorous
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8411
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and it's everywhere
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serious
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8412
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and third our bodies are filters and storehouses for environmental toxins
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serious
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8413
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it's then pumped with toxic formaldehyde to slow decomposition a practice which causes respiratory problems and cancer in funeral personnel
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8414
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you're probably thinking that was my birth year
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humorous
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8415
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i don't have to worry about the bridge to where at my age
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humorous
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8416
|
what happened i lost million dollars
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humorous
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8418
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one don't build a reformer on a fault
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humorous
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8419
|
i'm teasing
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humorous
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8422
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and one trillion of that goes to opec
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8423
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and with that we have found ourselves to be the world's policemen
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serious
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8428
|
so here's another example
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humorous
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8429
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and when you take a photograph with a camera the process ends when you press the trigger
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serious
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speaking style
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8430
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and they also have learned how to lose gracefully without avenging the winner
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humorous
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speaking style
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8431
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and lima was a finalist in the afghan star singing competition
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serious
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8433
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we've shown that you can actually reverse heart disease
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serious
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8438
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and i was like i'll take that deal
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humorous
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8439
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and like all authors dream of doing i promptly quit my job
|
humorous
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speaking style
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8440
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makes me nostalgic for the days when you could see the pixels in online video
|
humorous
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speaking style
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8441
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germany because it had an alliance with austria told russia to stop mobilizing which russia failed to do so then germany mobilized its own army declared war on russia cemented an alliance with the and then declared war on france because you know france
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humorous
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8443
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they exist in corners of the internet where old men fear to tread
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humorous
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8444
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because then if my fake place shows up on your map i can be well and truly sure that you have robbed me
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8445
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because the world would truly be a different place if north were down
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8446
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but i do believe that while maps don't show you where you will go in your life they show you where you might go
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8448
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i learned that the civil war was a nationalizing conflict i learned some physics i learned that correlation shouldn't be confused with causation all of these things by the way enriched my life on a literally daily basis
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8451
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contrasted to the scorching desert that surrounds this place so are these people
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8453
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but you might ask why was the higgs included in the standard model alongside well known particles like electrons and photons and quarks if it hadn't been discovered back then in the good question
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serious
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8454
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i've got a real one in my pocket if anyone would like to look at it and play with it
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humorous
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8455
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i don't take any drugs at all other than recreational ones that i would choose to take
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humorous
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8456
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they've really got to start talking to each other and exercise a bit of imagination if that's not too much to ask
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humorous
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8459
|
translate that one i bet they can't
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humorous
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8460
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and as you can see my aorta dilated progressively and i got closer and closer to the point where surgery was going to be necessary
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8461
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so i said to myself i'm an engineer i'm in this is just a plumbing problem
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