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8284
i'm going to talk about feasibility as well of course
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8287
and this is actually a rather good comparison it seems to me
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8288
i don't agree with those answers
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8291
and the fundamental reason i think why we feel that aging is inevitable is summed up in a definition of aging that i'm giving here
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8292
i would take camera led lights and a bungee cord and strap it on my waist and i would videotape my belly button get a different perspective and see what it does
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8293
i wanted to collect more different types of eyes so i built this device using bicycle helmets some lightbulbs and television sets
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8294
public singing whole different thing
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8295
i sort of lived with this idea that when i'm grown i'll have learned to speak french and when i'm grown i'll learn how to manage my money and when i'm grown i won't have a stutter and then i'll be able to public speak and maybe be the prime minister and anything's possible and you know
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8297
for me the worst thing that can happen is meeting another
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8300
but with people's names you can't change them
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8301
so after a few instances of this steve happily became seve and we got through it that way
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8302
i'm not on fire
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8303
it's not about mythology or myself to you
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8310
and b i hate them and i'm terrified of the power they hold
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8311
so for the last years i've been taking pads of this paper tons of this stuff and smuggling it into the stationery supplies of the united states and the coalition governments
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8313
that number is in stark contrast with the us service members who died during that same window of time
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8314
it's actually part of an ongoing art project
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8315
you can help to smuggle this civilian body count into government archives
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8328
that one's actually true
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8329
i guess people don't talk to their uber drivers
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8330
and so later i got married and like all good egyptians started my career as an engineer
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8331
and i'm a practicing spiritual muslim
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8332
i didn't just passively accept the faith of my parents
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8334
so i shelved it and i made this other movie about a big ship that sinks
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8335
and i talked them into funding an expedition
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8336
but it was all about trying to understand the world understand the limits of possibility
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8337
and i found that because there weren't video games and this saturation of movies and all of this imagery in the media landscape i had to create these images in my head
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8338
as you can probably well imagine i was a strange child
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8340
for example no one can do two notes at the same time
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8341
and i'm going to show you what it can do
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8342
and so that isn't very hard
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8344
and i said that's kind of too bad because we need million units a year
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8345
it's a little bit like an obese person having to use most of their energy to move their obesity
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8346
seven countries
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8347
not one single post office truck is stolen
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8348
the only criticism and people really don't want to criticize this because it is a humanitarian effort a nonprofit effort and to criticize it is a little bit stupid actually
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8353
and they really preferred that the money would be used for higher salaries more schools whatever
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8356
in his way he speaks english as well
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8357
and in addition to that it's been predicted that at the end of the century almost all of the languages that exist now there are about will no longer be spoken
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8358
that's it for them
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8359
and i know how colony size changes as a function of colony age because i've dug up colonies of known age and counted all the ants
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8360
there are about species of ants
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8361
and i try to figure out how that works
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8364
i know it's very frightening try to remain calm
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8368
middle eastern male with a backpack
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8370
and in fact to understand it i eventually had to create a whole new kind of science
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8371
so far so good
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8378
let's just do a little mathematical experiment try and find out
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8380
and as i have shown earlier our robot took the sentences from the textbooks and combined them together and it to produce an essay without understanding a thing
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8382
even more weird but probably this is the most fun part for the machine
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8384
and others may say no never
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8387
and it works look at these headlines
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8389
so in short i'm startled by all the things that they don't have
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8390
but i think as a community we still have a lot to learn
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8393
and then a delicate dance between dinner and death the is consumed by the ants they become mummified and a mushroom pops out of their head
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8395
so i hope to pierce that prejudice forever with this group
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8396
the leg room in economy is like business class
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8397
now i'm not totally opposed to light up shoes
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8399
i look around and see if there's a bin that i can turn upside down
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8400
that disproves that popular notion that if you're the smartest person in the room you're in the wrong room
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8401
he's getting out of san quentin in a couple of weeks and he shares your fervent desire that art should engage and enable people to connect
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8403
just remember as dave once said you can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork
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8404
remember i was young then
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8405
and indeed they were
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8406
what i'm asking you to consider is what kind of makers we might become because more than wealth or fancy titles or a lot of contacts it's our capacity to connect around each other's better side and bring it out
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8408
all right so for some of you this may be really really out there
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8409
first a burial suit infused with mushroom spores the mushroom death suit
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8410
and believe it or not a few people have offered to donate their bodies to the project to be eaten by mushrooms
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8411
and it's everywhere
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8412
and third our bodies are filters and storehouses for environmental toxins
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8413
it's then pumped with toxic formaldehyde to slow decomposition a practice which causes respiratory problems and cancer in funeral personnel
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8414
you're probably thinking that was my birth year
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8415
i don't have to worry about the bridge to where at my age
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8416
what happened i lost million dollars
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8418
one don't build a reformer on a fault
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8419
i'm teasing
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8422
and one trillion of that goes to opec
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8423
and with that we have found ourselves to be the world's policemen
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8428
so here's another example
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8429
and when you take a photograph with a camera the process ends when you press the trigger
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8430
and they also have learned how to lose gracefully without avenging the winner
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8431
and lima was a finalist in the afghan star singing competition
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8433
we've shown that you can actually reverse heart disease
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8438
and i was like i'll take that deal
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8439
and like all authors dream of doing i promptly quit my job
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8440
makes me nostalgic for the days when you could see the pixels in online video
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8441
germany because it had an alliance with austria told russia to stop mobilizing which russia failed to do so then germany mobilized its own army declared war on russia cemented an alliance with the and then declared war on france because you know france
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8443
they exist in corners of the internet where old men fear to tread
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8444
because then if my fake place shows up on your map i can be well and truly sure that you have robbed me
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8445
because the world would truly be a different place if north were down
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8446
but i do believe that while maps don't show you where you will go in your life they show you where you might go
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8448
i learned that the civil war was a nationalizing conflict i learned some physics i learned that correlation shouldn't be confused with causation all of these things by the way enriched my life on a literally daily basis
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8451
contrasted to the scorching desert that surrounds this place so are these people
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8453
but you might ask why was the higgs included in the standard model alongside well known particles like electrons and photons and quarks if it hadn't been discovered back then in the good question
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8454
i've got a real one in my pocket if anyone would like to look at it and play with it
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8455
i don't take any drugs at all other than recreational ones that i would choose to take
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8456
they've really got to start talking to each other and exercise a bit of imagination if that's not too much to ask
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8459
translate that one i bet they can't
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8460
and as you can see my aorta dilated progressively and i got closer and closer to the point where surgery was going to be necessary
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8461
so i said to myself i'm an engineer i'm in this is just a plumbing problem
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