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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'average'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am average in height and in weight;
To be average, for life, is my fate.
Neither handsome nor smart,
I possess a kind heart.
"You are middling, but mine," says my mate. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,776 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'borg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His tennis is played with aplomb,
So our fan club would like to salaam
On a website for Borg.
We'd prefer a dot-org,
But we can't, so we'll make it dot-com. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bricklayer, massive and burly,
Through no fault of his own was named "Shirley".
"Call me Hank" was his plea,
And when showing I.D.
He was apt to grow violent and surly. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,318 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet sue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sweet Sue is a blatant denier,
And here's proof she's a terrible liar:
She denies that she sleeps
With the ugliest creeps,
But, look there! See? Her pants are on fire! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,654 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'steve next'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Steve's next destination? New Guinea,
An island where he got the skinny
About apostasia,
An orchid from Asia:
Three stamens, not one, made him grinny. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,023 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'begged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Don't report me," I begged her. "Ignore
What you see as I netsurf." I swore
We were tight, but got stabbed
In the back when she blabbed
To the boss, who then showed me the door. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,076 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'packing goodbye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Overstaying his welcome, a pest
Of a parasite, getting me stressed,
Was sent packing. "Goodbye
And good riddance," said I
As my bum of a son left the nest. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,356 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'english daisy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some people might think that I'm crazy
To love the small, white English daisy.
Though it closes at night,
With its "day's eye" so bright
It's awake before humans so lazy. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catherine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When King Henry took Catherine to wed,
He agreed to be hers until dead.
But he wanted a son
And, alas, there was none;
He divorced her and wed Anne instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dr beck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Please explain why you plan to reject
Dr. Beck's wise advice: to exsect
(To excise) the huge growth
On your toe. It is both
Fear of pain and of cost, I expect. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,488 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pupil quadruple'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're keen on enlarging your pupil
Using plants that you choose without scruple,
Duboisine can be
Made from leaves of this tree.
Watch the size of your pupil quadruple! <LIMERICK_END> | 45,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Were our verses all cloyingly clean,
And bedazzling with shimmering sheen,
We would blind you, so we,
More for you than for me,
Have slipped smudges of smut in-between. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squeak alert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm alone in my home all this week
And, upstairs in my bed, hear a squeak;
I'm alert to each sound
Of the floorboards—and round
About midnight I freak at a creak. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,436 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bile pigments'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If some lime salts and bile pigments mix
With cholesterol, you're in a fix!
But when once they've combined
(Formed a gallstone) you'll find
Low-fat diet: a treatment that sticks. <LIMERICK_... | 58,986 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poison ivy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My head's chapleted: wearing a wreath
Made with flowers, green garland beneath.
Now my temples are twitching;
This garland—it's itching—
Poison ivy? I should have used heath! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shutter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Although autoexposure seems slick
(You just point, maybe focus, and click),
My bread and my butter
Was f/stop and shutter.
The camera took over? I'm sick. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'master dumpty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A call was sent out through the nation,
"Come at once, we've a grave situation."
From each mountain and glen,
Rode forth all the king's men.
Master Dumpty needs defragmentation. <LIMERICK_E... | 52,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'polished glass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Before my exams I can pass,
I must show I can make polished glass.
The instructor? She rates
How I fire polish plates.
(In the heat, make them shiny—first class!) <LIMERICK_END> | 55,815 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'overstuffed tummy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Boy, I sure love to pack it away
With the medley of foods on display
At buffets that are all-
you-can-eat. Can't go small.
With an overstuffed tummy, I pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,106 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jackie mason'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jackie Mason makes many a crack,
And he's rude when he jokes and talks back.
Would we want him more placid?
His wit is so acid—
Will life ever basify Jack? <LIMERICK_END> | 6,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accumulation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Accumulation can happen between
Metabolical pathways. I mean,
You inhibit selectively
One stage most effectively.
The result? In analysis, seen. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'outspoken'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a kid, she was never a shouter;
As a teen, an agnostic, a doubter.
Now her silence is broken—
At thirty, outspoken—
She's a loud pro-abortion come-outer. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feline acne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Feline acne? Where do I begin?
Could that crap on your pussycat's skin
Be bacterial? Fungal?
A small pimply jungle
Breaks out mostly there on its chin. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rescued dog'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Amsterdam on a retreat,
I rescued a dog in the street.
I was amply rewarded:
This score thus afforded
Assuagement of munchies. Let's eat! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'directional mike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sound engineer poorly planned
A directional mike on a stand;
When the singer was moving,
And dancing and grooving,
Her voice was drowned out by the band. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beurre noir'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Beurre noir is the stuff that is found
In the pan when some butter is browned,
While beurre blanc is a sauce
That if fed to your boss
Brings promotion the next time around. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'intercoms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Using sheep cheese in intercoms? Gee,
No investors are there to agree
My all-natural phones
Could be worthy of loans,
So I'm sunk in a feta-com plea. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soil horizons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> ABC soil's horizons, my dear,
Are the layers that in it appear.
The loam we call A;
B is subsoil, OK?
And C is the rock fragments. Clear? <LIMERICK_END> | 8,765 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'athens chief'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was ancient, but not Mesozoic,
And some Greeks might have judged him heroic.
Cleanthes: his name,
And his great claim to fame?
Once a boxer, then Athens' chief Stoic. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boston cream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So-called Boston cream pie is a lie!
It is not what its name might imply.
If you'd care to partake,
Be advised: it's a cake!
Someone sly named it "pie." (Don't know why.) <LIMERICK_END> | 32,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old boomerang'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I'm having a clear-out today
And dumping a dusty array
Of junk, I'll not ditch
My old boomerang, which
I simply could not throw away. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alewife'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An alewife runs places where ale
And other fine drinks are for sale.
Her noble profession
Is in some recession,
Since landlords tend now to be male. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We went home, on the night we were wed,
To relax on the soft double bed
In our new London flat,
But we soon had a spat.
I retired to a mat in the shed." <LIMERICK_END> | 38,913 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'geologists jitter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A tectonic plate taking a dive
Makes geologists jitter and jive,
'Cause the earth-shaking groan
In the Benioff Zone
Means a new active margin's alive. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,137 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'using cocaine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The guy we arrested, it's plain,
Had injected some drug in his vein.
There was ecgonine found
In his urine. I'm bound
To conclude he was using cocaine. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'means depressed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sheer nonsense and twaddle are blah
(Like painting a flat latex bra).
Also, blah means depressed;
I just can't be my best
When I'm blah speaking blah in patois. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pooh brain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like the statue of David in art,
This bear has one tiny-sized part.
Though Pooh's brain may be small,
Since he has one at all
He's not anencephalic—he's smart! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fireplace use'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Praise for Classic Blue Log is profuse.
It's cylindrically shaped, I deduce.
Surface ripened, its flavor
Cheese lovers will favor.
It's not made for fireplace use. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,410 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mutt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here, resting in peace, lies my buffer.
As dogs go, a bit of a duffer.
He'd greet us, our pooch,
With a big, sloppy smooch.
In a fight, though, no mutt could be tougher. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,312 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amber shines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On Broadway, the amber shines brightly
On splendid soliloquies nightly.
Outside on the street
When it's amber you meet,
Hit the brakes—if you're driving politely. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chemical vinification'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son wrote a fine dissertation
On chemical vinification.
I skimmed through his treatise
And spotted acetous,
A word with a sour intimation. <LIMERICK_END> | 550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The limerick's often unclean,
Ranging frankly from lewd to obscene.
Bowdler would have declined
Had he e'er been assigned
To launder them all for the queen! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ironclad shoes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stop tapping your feet; it's annoying—
Those are waxed hardwood floors you're destroying.
Take this as a pointer—
It's a nuisance to clointer
With those ironclad shoes you're deploying. <L... | 26,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dartmoor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rambling on Dartmoor, no rush,
I just bimbled along through the brush.
Then, delight, on the gorse
I located the source
Of a bird's song, a throstle, a thrush. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,191 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chianti dry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the grapes near the old Arno river
Comes a wine that can make my tongue shiver.
This Chianti (dry red),
As Doc Hannibal said,
Is delicious with broad beans and liver. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,830 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Nick the Nicker is close to death's door,
As he lies, leaking blood on the floor.
Will a knife in the bowel
Make him throw in the towel,
While surrounded by sickening gore? <LIMERICK_END> | 65,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'louche proud'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Louche, proud, arrogant leadership—hell
Is resulting from that. Who can tell
How these sad stories end
As the tragedies wend,
With these wars that we wish we could quell. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'botany hairy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crinital: in botany "hairy",
As the leaves of some plants on the prairie.
Like the mariposa lily
With its petals so frilly —
A rare plant, so walkers, be wary. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daylight savings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Must we tamper with nature?" Ray's ravings
Oppose our society's cravings
For increased evening light.
He contends it's not right
That our summer time's now daylight-savings. <LIMERICK_E... | 28,784 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dipterocarp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's a dipterocarp? Asian tree
That bears fruit with two wings, as you see
In this botany text.
Under resins look next;
Find how useful its products can be. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,218 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'write poems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A psychiatrist told me he knows
Why I tend to write poems—not prose.
"You're dyslexic: I've heard
That, so often, a word
Is 'inverse' that you use to compose." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,918 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'direct declaration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A rhetorical strong declamation,
Or a clear and precise explanation,
Without doubt will contain
A strong ecphasis strain.
That's "explicit direct declaration". <LIMERICK_END> | 51,289 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cochlear implant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Will a cochlear implant enhance
Lives of kids never given a chance?
Signals go to the brain,
Then their teachers can train
Them to hear, speak and sing while they dance! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll briefly attest that this word
Is so short that it's almost absurd.
It's quick, it's concise,
And in speeches it's nice.
It's terse, it's compact, it's preferred. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sediment risen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since the sediment's risen to highs
In the bed of this stream, no surprise
That the bottom's been made
To aggrade, I'm afraid.
It's so close now, it's up to my eyes! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,442 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conan doyle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Conan Doyle was distinctly well-schooled,
And to mystery fans, well, he ruled.
But there's one blot he carries:
It's the Cottingley fairies.
How'd a man like Sir Arthur get fooled? <LIMERICK_... | 26,236 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'audition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't pretend there is real competition;
These youngsters have naught but ambition.
You know I'm the best;
On my laurels, let's rest.
I suggest we just skip the audition. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beautiful insect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's this beautiful insect I see
Resting here, on my favorite tree?
It has wings red and black
And its larvae will snack
On some ragwort, their safe guarantee! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,982 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lyle lovett'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's as down-home as biscuits and marge,
But Lyle Lovett knows how to take charge.
His folk-gospelly style
Misses swing by a mile,
So his band isn't big, though it's large. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,298 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celticisms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Smithereens, also shamrock and keen,
Shillelagh, galore and colleen:
Drawn from Irish, Welsh, Manx,
And Scots Gaelic, give thanks
For these Celticisms still on the scene. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,119 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dowdy tasty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Are my clothes out of style?" blurted Gert.
"Donnie called me a dowdy. I'm hurt!"
I replied, "Use good sense;
You should not take offense,
As a dowdy's a tasty dessert." <LIMERICK_END> | 37,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dragon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> George cried, '"I'll fight the dragon, oh sire,
Though the reptile is huge and breathes fire.
Thus the princess I'll save
From a grave in the cave.
Though she's 'hot', that much heat would prove d... | 36,696 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beach towel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A beach towel is larger than most,"
She advised. I was wholly engrossed
As she lay in the sand
Fully nude as she tanned,
Her complexion the color of toast. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stallion named'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We imagine the stallion named Ed,
Speaking out, as he stands in his shed:
"I'm the corpse of a horse,
Of course, of course,"
Since by now, he's undoubtedly dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of two and two, three is the sum.
No, scratch that, my statement was dumb.
Is three and three four?
My brain's feeling sore.
To the pleasure of numbers I'm numb. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,514 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frisky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Keep the dog on a lead when he's frisky.
With the bitches on heat it's too risky
To let him run free.
He'd be dogging with glee,
Like a randy old man on the whisky. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'croaking toucans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cellphone-photo attachment discrete,
Sent by friends on a yoga retreat
At a seaside resort:
Croaking toucans cavort.
Tropic birds with huge beaks who don't 'tweet'. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chili'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When it's cold and you're shivering a lot,
I can warm you with what's in my pot.
It's calorifacient,
My chili. Be patient.
It'll soon have you sweaty and hot. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,159 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decidability currently'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This will surely be solvable. Still,
Decidability's currently nil.
But be patient, okay?
I get closer each day,
Using doggedness, genius and will. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,322 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gastric ulcers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Painful sores on your tum's mucous lining
Are agony might leave you whining!
They're slow healing; indeed,
Gastric ulcers can bleed
In your stomach. They put you off dining. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,586 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alluvial silt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A breakwater jutting from land
Gives the shoreline a chance to expand,
And a beach will be built
Of alluvial silt,
As the waves don't erode all the sand. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'briolette means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you think that a princess is square,
And a teardrop is really a pear,
I'd be willing to bet
That you know briolette
Means "more facets than Frankie Voltaire." <LIMERICK_END> | 6,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tribes used'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Indigenous tribes used the wood;
For their arrows and bows it was good.
Called bodark, this tree
Shelters cows in its lee,
And fences of hedge have long stood. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,528 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyeballing boss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Micromanaging wait staff at work,
Our eyeballing boss is a jerk.
He watches us closely
(The waitresses, mostly);
He thinks they're a God-given perk. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,975 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crash test'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A moron with whom I've grown chummy
Has a car-testing job that seems crummy:
There he stupidly sits
While they smash it to bits
In a crash test. I mean, what a dummy! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tourist walks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a tourist walks through a bazaar,
She will soon learn to browse from afar,
Since any perusal
That ends with refusal
Makes traders seem eager to spar. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,908 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alphabet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the alphabet, numbered at three,
Or as water, to windward or lee,
Like an 'O' that's unfurled
Till it's sickle-shaped, curled:
Do you see, is it sea or just C? <LIMERICK_END> | 50,866 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'craves unemployment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A man who is feeling some cloyment
Has satiety due to enjoyment
Of good food and wine
And beers full and fine —
His belly now craves unemployment! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electricity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just today I was lost, reminiscing
'Bout an Amish girl once I'd tried kissing.
But that night in the dark
Lacked a requisite spark
Since, with her, electricity's missing. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'party please'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Will you come to my party? Please do!
Modern-arty, there'll be a who's who
Of the folks shown at MoMA.
What? Dad's in a coma?
I'm hoping that he will come to. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sikhs holy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my travels, I've come face to face
With varied religion and race,
But there's no other shrine
That I find more divine
Than Amritsar, the Sikhs' holy place. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,571 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belly dancing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Belly dancing in Egypt is seen
As offensive and wholly unclean
By some Islamist minds,
So one frequently finds
Foreign dancing belles now on the scene. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boche'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The charge that the Boche didn't see
Launched the Battle Château-Thierry.
Did the stealthy attack
Led by Pershing ("Black Jack")
Catch the Huns by surprise? Yes! Ja! Oui! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salute greenland'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We can do it, you've got to believe.
Don't let traitors and fainthearts deceive.
To E.U., it's goodbye.
This monster will die.
Salute Greenland, the first place to leave. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'inmates needs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In reform schools, the disciplinal creeds
Stress compliance above inmates' needs.
If a kid breaks a rule,
The reaction is cruel.
Guards will beat the poor fool till he bleeds. <LIMERICK_END... | 41,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'food bank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the food bank I made a mistake
When I asked them for change of a cake.
Plus they turned down my check
For "Potatoes, one peck"
And advised, "Sir, you're some kind of flake!" <LIMERICK_END> | 54,702 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'austro daimler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Austro-Daimler, concisely reviewed:
This automobile firm ensued
From Daimler & Son,
Who decided to run
In Austria, too rather shrewd. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frog hair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "How'm I doin'? I'm up on cloud nine —
Fine as frog hair, or finer than fine."
At my dumb little grin,
Gram says, "Frog hair's so thin
They ain't got none. I'm feelin' divine." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french aerodromes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ten French aerodromes, up in the sky
(On a mountain, that is, so "sky-high"),
Are called altiports, and,
Far away from this land,
There's another to which you can fly. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,760 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cats ba'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> B: a list of some guests, lesser cats.
BA: average of hits per at bats.
Ban: to outlaw or block.
Band: a group, clique or flock.
Bandy: swap clever words, tits for tats. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,496 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cross vaulting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cross-vaulting, when used for a ceiling,
Can make a cathedral appealing.
Its arched intersections
Make stronger connections,
And keep off the rain when you're kneeling. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,426 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grannie seems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grannie seems in a bit of a flap.
She's frenetically knitting a wrap
As if life will just stop
If she lets her work drop,
So her needles fly zippity-zap. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dynamical systems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As dynamical systems will crawl
From their past to their future, recall
That vis viva times time
Added up on the climb —
Total action will move not at all. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,771 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug diversion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Drug diversion's the name of the game.
Every month, my prescription's the same,
Though I'm verging on well.
I've a surplus to sell,
And an income to lighten the shame. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'astro gazers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a line astro-gazers define:
Horizontally placed, by design.
Any stars that you see
That you find along me
To the same almucantar align. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lawn order'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When arrested, in jail he remained.
"The case is airtight," he explained.
"They just made me confess
That my grass is a mess."
Lawn order: It must be maintained. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flush toy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This will sound really weird, but just hush!
Were you ever inspired to flush
A toy boomerang down
A (clean) loo? Would it drown?
No, it should fly back up in a gush! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hungarian cash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Back in Budapest, Les has a stash
Of forints (Hungarian cash).
There he spends it on sprees,
And gets drunk as you please,
Then pays plenty for places to crash. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,722 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cafeteria style'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fresh coffee, self-served with a smile,
Fine burgers and fries in a pile,
Pert checkout girls, cooks
Giving welcoming looks:
In my dreams, cafeteria-style. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,563 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'passing gent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With his vehicle stuck, things seemed dire,
So he thought it was best to enquire
Of the next passing gent
If a hand could be lent
To push his car out of the mire. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,208 |
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