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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bookmaker's only regrets,
As he tallies his customers' bets,
Are concerning the bite
He insists isn't right—
That's the cut that the government gets. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bikini wax'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For those who don't like to see hair
On their bodies, especially "down there",
A bikini wax yanks
Those hairs out by their shanks
And you don't even have to use Nair. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lamb please'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's the carvery what a relief.
I'll have lamb, please. And pork. And some beef.
Then I'll eat till I drop,
Or my belly goes pop —
And that chicken looks tasty… (Good grief!) <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diploma paper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A diploma's a paper award
That is proof your examining board
Say the standard attained
By your studies has gained
Their approval, with total accord. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cephalopod'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Octopi, and the squid in addition,
Fit the cephalopod definition.
They've tentacular growth
Round their mouths, you've my oath —
A bizarre extra-oral condition. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lesions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The lesions I have are calcific;
The tissue has died—it's horrific!
The calcium salt
That abounds is at fault,
And I'm praying for something salvific. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beauty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My beauty is ever the token
For which I might hope to be woken:
Now I'm resting, renowned
For my slumber profound,
Until beautifulness is bespoken. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ferns branching'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They are interchange leaves (not of ferns):
Branching cloverleafs, anyone learns,
Serve to change your directions
While all their connections
Avoid any cross-traffic turns. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'atheist argues'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Christian says, "Go, Jesus, go!"
While an atheist argues, "God, no."
But rather less caustic
Is someone agnostic,
Who just says, "Oh, I wouldn't know." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slave ambition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Enslavers could grant manumission
And to win it was each slave's ambition,
But to free ones and twos
Was hardly good news
Compared to complete abolition. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fifties'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Fifties I think of as dull,
A post-Forties and pre-Sixties lull.
Back when Ike was in charge,
Joe McCarthy loomed large.
I was bored, clearly, out of my skull. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is '4gs color'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At 4Gs color vision may fade
That's just normal so don't be afraid.
It is called graying out
And it may come about
If a trip, supersonic, is made. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trash ends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My car isn't nippy or neat.
It's got holes in the vinyl bench seat,
And no console to stash
All my stuff, so the trash
Ends up rolling around at my feet. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diesel motors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pistons found in some engines provide,
By compression, combustion inside.
Diesel motors proceed
In this way and, indeed,
Without spark plug ignition supplied. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'similar rocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two similar rocks may be found:
One's conglomerate, samples abound
With bits rounded in form.
Meanwhile breccia's norm
Is sharp-angled, not ground to the round. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyes vegans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I shoot gastroporn: burgers and fries
So enticing they water the eyes.
Vegans yearn to dive in
To my goulash of sin.
I'm the lord of allure and disguise. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'neglect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As I've not kept up payments, God knows,
On my mortgage, I'm led to suppose
That neglect has a cost:
Yes, my house may be lost
If the bankers decide to foreclose. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buffalo chip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a party, luxuriously hip,
I was offered a buffalo chip.
Just one bite made me think
That I needed a drink.
I was told, "Yes, they're better with dip." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'simulate rage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The director said, "Simulate rage
So that I can more easily gauge
Your theatrical fitness
For acting, and witness
The way you might rant on a stage." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'handcuffs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fetch the handcuffs and leg-irons. Don't tease,
But enfetter me now, if you please.
Just remember our goal:
Each must play out their role
Without losing control or the keys. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'klaus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since she died 20 years ago June,
Mom's advice last night caused me to swoon.
She said to me, "Klaus,
It is time. Get your house
Now in order. You're joining me soon." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The president spoke with alarm
About cuts that, he said, would cause harm
So severe, but when that
Didn't work, he then sat
With his rivals and turned on the charm. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The depositors using this bank
Are convinced it deserves its high rank,
But reports they'll receive
(And will hardly believe):
Their accounts all read zip—in the tank! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pie plate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the baker put on a good show
Tossing disks made of raw pizza dough,
Still, a pie plate's the thing
For a long-distance fling:
Better aerodynamics, you know. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earnest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Being earnest is," Oscar once wrote,
"Quite important." He added (I quote):
"Lose a parent that's sad;
Losing both though's a tad,
Let's say, 'careless'. Pray, Worthing, take note." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'finds games'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my cabinet, I put away
All the games that I played with today;
And I wonder (don't you?)
If the President, too,
In his cabinet, finds games to play. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moral compasses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Moral compasses, sometimes askew,
Leave us guessing just what we should do.
What is wrong? What is right?
Problems wake you at night?
Deontologists solve them for you. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hummingbird jewel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anna's hummingbird: jewel on wings,
He's a hummer who buzzes and sings.
Watch him dive-bomb to court
And then pull himself short.
I could watch him through thousands of springs. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cream tea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're visiting Britain, Aunt Bea,
We'll go out for cream tea—you and me.
You will notice I am
Fond of strawberry jam,
Clotted cream, and warm scones—and, yes, tea. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oil paint'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're working with oil paint, then you
Will find colors may change—yes they do!
The light beige on your cows
Goes translucent, allows
The dark color beneath to bleed through. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grinder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To polish the cogs for a clock,
I have moulded some emery rock.
Some grit and a binder
Will form a nice grinder
To make a reminder. Don't mock! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drop landed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Out of nowhere, the drop landed clean:
Under chutes, unimpaired, unforeseen.
Troops took up their position,
Secure in their mission,
A dangerous well-oiled machine. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His struggles to join the romantics
Placed him, rather, among the pedantics.
In an effort to score,
He was naught but a bore.
Not a girl was impressed by his antics. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coffee light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wayne complains I can't make coffee right;
Give him black and he wants coffee light,
So I hope some day we
Are all forced to drink tea—
When the world has a great coffee blight. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wisdom yogi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The wisdom a Yogi bestowed:
"If you come to a fork in the road,
You should take it," he said.
Take an aspirin instead,
If you feel like your head might explode. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad acatalasia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though your blood doesn't fizz when I add
Some peroxide, that's not all that bad.
Acatalasia gone south
Could cause sores in your mouth,
But yours is benign, so be glad. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'muttered sisyphus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Muttered Sisyphus, gazing uphill,
"Pushing boulders may not take much skill,
But, to carry on thus,
One needs doggedness, plus
A spectacular lack of free will." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peas chance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Delhi, I'm looking askance
At the dals on my plate, when a glance
From my Indian date
Helps determine their fate:
I decide that I'll give peas a chance. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'financiers known'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Financiers known as Belt and Suspenders
Think of caution as one of their splendors.
They take pains to ensure
A transaction secure
If they borrowers be, or if lenders. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named sue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They baptized me and gave me a name
That I feel is a mighty big shame.
No, I wasn't named Sue
As a boy, this is true—
I am Wolf. Now you know I'm fair game. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black boxes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some mysterious force is applied
In black boxes, so what do they hide?
Though we know, without doubt,
What goes in and comes out,
Who can tell what the hell is inside? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loud rock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That party is out of control;
They're blaring out loud rock and roll.
It's well audible four
Miles away, and what's more,
In my eardrum it's punching a hole. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barefoot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You amaze me, my dear Mr. Fox,
When you lift up that mountain of rocks.
I'm astounded and awed,
And I'm barefoot, by Gawd,
For your prowess has knocked off my socks. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'master'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I hear, as they take off my fetters,
My master's some great man of letters.
Now he rides by this site
And looks down from a height —
To ensure I look up to my betters. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deaf mute'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My friend Vere cannot hear—not the toot
Of a flute, nor the strum of a lute.
He can't hear the crowds root
For a team, and, to boot,
He can't cheer them himself—he's deaf-mute. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blogosphere data'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Use our aggregator. Sooner or later
Your collection need's bound to grow greater.
Our app's touted mission
Cements our position
As "the blogosphere's data curator." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'find giants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I find giants throughout the whole land:
Female brutes eight feet tall when they stand.
When they march five abreast,
Folks are really impressed
By the Large Ladies Contrabass Band. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'partner disclosed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Last week, when our business went bust,
My partner disclosed that I must
Meet some debts he'd incurred
In my name—so his word
Was a shameful and low breach of trust! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ate franks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A baseball fanatic named Myriam
Ate franks with a nasty bacterium
At the game. She quaffed beer
And went nuts as she'd cheer.
We're not sure what has caused her delirium. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'favored'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By a long shot, he's favored to win,
Though I'm willing to bet you a fin.
I am sure you can guess
That the boys of the press
Have been taking us all for a spin. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'betray temptation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Così (that's our opera today),
There's a maid who prompts girls to betray:
Temptation arises
When Despina advises,
"Have fun when your honey's away." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'people despise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you post something people despise,
That they think of as lies in disguise,
The result is no bargain.
In internet jargon,
They'll dogpile their angry replies. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The barber who cut all my hair
Shaved my cranium close for a dare.
Now you giggle and hoot,
As I'm bald as a coot:
My fair hair's past repair—please don't stare. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At present, he's still feeling fine,
But should he have any more wine,
His vision will blur
And his speech start to slur,
And his balance abruptly decline! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fatherkin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fond term of address for one's dad,
This is fatherkin. Though it's not bad,
My old man thinks it's rot,
So he hates it a lot,
As the word, so he says, drives him mad. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anuran'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anuran? It's only a frog,
With long legs and no tail, in its bog.
If you kiss it, you'll wince;
It won't change to a prince.
It'll just hop away in the fog. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stomach'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The size of your stomach is small
When compared to your eyes. There are tall
Heaps of food on your plate.
Every morsel looks great,
But believe me, you can't eat it all. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'encountered skunk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the cattle steered clear of the bunk,
I approached and thought eeewww! How it stunk!
Was the feed in the trough
Somehow putting them off?
Nope, the cows had encountered a skunk. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'italian resort'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alassio sits on the sea,
An Italian resort that to me
Is the place for romance
And an evening of dance,
Even topping the Isle of Capri. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one heart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Although it may not be intentional,
To possess just one heart is conventional.
The Doctor is blessed
With two hearts in his chest,
But then he has the space, n-dimensional. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'harriet wedding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Horseface" Harriet's wedding's today.
She's damn lucky, that's all I can say,
Or an awfully good cook,
Or whatever—Oh, look!
Now she's tossing the bridle bouquet. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dabber dabs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pointillist artist supplies
Dabs of colour, arranged in such wise
That the dabber's dabs form
P'raps a landscape with storm,
Or sweet maidens with big dreamy eyes. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thirteenth swan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though her dancing en pointe was most deft,
Wistful dreams are now gone, she's bereft.
Not the prima, she'll stay
In the corps de ballet —
There she is, thirteenth swan from the left. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'depth sounder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a ship's heading straight for a shoal
And the sailors have lost all control,
Then a depth sounder might
Have prevented their plight,
Telling depth of the water its goal. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abstraction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're deep, engineer, in abstraction,
You're a nexus of immanent action,
And there's no way to know
(It's a manager's woe!)
If you've strayed to a limerick's attraction. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'downhole vertical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A downhole's a vertical hole,
Whether dug by a human or mole.
It's a shaft through the soil
When you're drilling for oil,
Or you're mining for diamonds or coal. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cousin chester'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cousin Chester? His great fascination
Is chemistry. Now his fixation
Is brewing up esters.
For several semesters
He's worked on esterification. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'music'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every task we perform is an art
When the things we do come from the heart.
It's the music of care
Which enlivens the air;
It's the joy which sets each day apart. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'killers seize'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The killers seize more and more land,
Yet our prez thinks we're crippling their brand.
What is obvious, he
Just pretends not to see
As he buries his head in the sand. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'homosexual traits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Homosexual traits you display
Led to thoughts like: perhaps John is gay.
Coming out's no surprise:
As a guy, you like guys.
Mom and Dad love you still. It's OK. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'argue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can argue as much as you'd like,
Get upset, pitch a fit, go on strike.
I'm your mother, okay?
So you'll do as I say:
With no helmet, you won't ride that bike! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slot machine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a slot machine (gaming machine).
Some think all one-armed bandits are keen.
It takes coins in a slot
In a prominent spot
Or tokens in colours umpteen. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coffee dispensed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the disco, they staggered and slunk
Toward free coffee, dispensed by this hunk
(Near some books marked with "Mark").
He'll CU in the dark.
(Should one take leaps of faith when one's drunk?) <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autumn begins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Autumn begins every year
At an equinox. Then days appear
To shorten real fast
Like a life's span at last,
When old age makes each day grow more dear. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'men decandrous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take deca (that's Greek) meaning "ten."
Then take ándras, "the male" (as in men).
Decandrous, then, starts
To make sense: think of parts
Of a flower. It's simple; ye ken? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shrimp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Christmas Eve, Katie boarded a blimp
And bombed neighbors with overcooked shrimp.
Her behavior, so shocking,
Earned coal in her stocking,
Which is why she now walks with a limp. <LIMERICK_END>
| 22,956
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'get alexic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alexin is something we need,
Or immunity's force won't succeed.
Change the "n" to a "c,"
Get alexic, and we
Have a word for "unable to read." <LIMERICK_END>
| 13,724
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'genetic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm engaged in genetic research
Into why there are people who lurch
When they're taking a walk,
Or who spit when they talk,
Or who curse even when they're in church. <LIMERICK_END>
| 63,443
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aggradation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the earth has its valleys and peaks,
Uniformity's something it seeks,
And as water moves silt,
Lower grades are rebuilt.
Aggradation's a process in creeks. <LIMERICK_END>
| 861
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor kid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That poor kid in room 20's a mess,
And he makes my heart ache, I confess,
'Cause his folks let him play
By the train tracks each day,
So what more can I say? DPS! <LIMERICK_END>
| 58,247
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bok choy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I used to come home to my wife
And her cooking, disasters were rife.
Now she orders Chinese
And, with cabbage to please,
She is bringing bok choy to my life. <LIMERICK_END>
| 38,272
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'misfits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disconformable, some live apart.
For these misfits, the choice would seem smart:
They may croon an odd tune,
Shun the sun for the moon,
And whenever they're moved to, they fart. <LIMERICK_END>
| 51,291
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'backward compatible'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's backward compatible, you
Are less apt to immediately rue
That new upgrade you got:
It will work with a lot
Of the stuff that your old version knew. <LIMERICK_END>
| 7,503
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lobster insane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As our sail from New London takes shape,
We head eastabout, rounding the Cape.
Then it's north straight to Maine
Just for lobster. Insane?
Not at all: it's the perfect escape. <LIMERICK_END>
| 55,730
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gawd exclaimed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Oh, my Gawd!" exclaimed Tawdd on Cape Cawd.
"What a bawd on that babe!" He was awed.
(You may think that it's odd,
But Todd never says God.)
He was right, though. "She's gorgeous," I nawd. <LIMERICK_END>
| 57,306
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'millimeter small'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a millimeter's small, I submit,
Like a tad, or a mote or a bit,
When with cubic combined
Then a space is defined
That would hold little more than a nit. <LIMERICK_END>
| 43,433
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devil advocates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Devil's advocates challenge and make
A case counter for argument's sake.
It's a way to find flaws
While supporting a cause.
Don't believe the positions they take. <LIMERICK_END>
| 32,560
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'schooldays'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the olden days life was much tougher,
And for children the punishments rougher.
Couldn't read, count, or spell?
You'd find schooldays were hell
For a non-academic: a duffer. <LIMERICK_END>
| 40,666
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burned forests'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Should we let remote forest fires burn?
Are there lessons that we need to learn?
Black-backed woodpeckers go
To burned forests; they know
There they'll find the fat beetles they yearn. <LIMERICK_END>
| 57,870
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apostles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the firm Trinitarians heed
The verbose Athanasian creed,
The Apostles' is fine
For holding the line
On belief—and a much better read! <LIMERICK_END>
| 6,124
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'environment art'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This anti-environment art
Uses contrast to show and impart
Certain meaning and sense
To surroundings and, hence,
I'm as lost as I was at the start. <LIMERICK_END>
| 4,202
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make borscht'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To make borscht, I begin with a beet,
Add some vinegar, cabbage—a treat!
Serve the soup cold or hot,
Add some cream (just a dot)—
To my kitchen they're Russian to eat. <LIMERICK_END>
| 4,139
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'broom handle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a broom handle, miffed, "Life's a bitch.
And we broom handles have no clear niche.
It's just chore after chore —
Either sweeping the floor,
Or supporting the buns of a witch." <LIMERICK_END>
| 30,999
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'last curtain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From cradle to grave we all go,
From birth to the last breath we blow.
At the end of it all
Is our last curtain call,
So we'd better get on with the show. <LIMERICK_END>
| 28,043
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dog curly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So, your dog's curly coat you want straight?
Well, a dog-iron won't fix it, old mate!
It won't straighten one crease
From a dog's frizzy fleece,
But for fireplaces' log-support grate! <LIMERICK_END>
| 41,299
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baking spuds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you'd like to maintain your abode
In one piece, a report clearly showed
A skin-piercing regime
Will avoid built-up steam
That could cause baking spuds to explode. <LIMERICK_END>
| 10,544
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warn yellowstone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To a fire he was surely no stranger,
Not Granger, the bold forest ranger.
At one sign of a spark,
He'd warn Yellowstone Park
Of a clear and severe present danger. <LIMERICK_END>
| 25,377
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eucatastrophe turns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eucatastrophe turns every table
To assure a good end to a fable,
But the twist in the plot
Only twists what it's got:
There's no god swinging down from a gable. <LIMERICK_END>
| 46,362
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ardipithecus ramidus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ardipithecus ramidus (Ardi):
This fossil is here, a bit tardy.
She ups and appears
After five million years
Rather ragged and bony, though hardy. <LIMERICK_END>
| 35,817
|
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accusative'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Accusatival does rightly pertain
To the accusative case; so it's plain,
It deals more with the grammar
Than, "You stole that hammer!"
(Direct object of verb, noun again). <LIMERICK_END>
| 13,874
|
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