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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reindeer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I know one of the reindeer is Dancer,
Who helps pull the sleigh with dear Prancer.
Are they light on their feet?
Are they graceful and fleet?
Are they dancers? Do you know the answer? <LIMERICK_... | 27,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hungry coragyps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hungry Coragyps atratus stoop
In a maple tree, making it droop.
They seek newborns to eat
For a Christmastide treat;
These black vultures, then, Herod-like, swoop. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,934 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'newspaper folded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The newspaper, folded (that's bent),
Held dead fish (I could tell by the scent)
And a note. Laughed a lot;
Some dumb gangster wrote not
"Shoes of concrete," but "shoes of cement". <LIME... | 56,268 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'falconer savors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A falconer savors the day
When his falcon goes bolting away:
With talons untethered,
It flies, brightly feathered,
Direct from his fist to its prey. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bracket fungus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bracket fungus: a shelf-like formation
That's found in a deep woods location
More often than not,
Though its name sounds a lot
Like some crap that attacks punctuation. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golfing chip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When golfing, a chip shot's routine
(It's a short, arcing shot to the green),
And no landscaper blanches
When chipping up branches.
As groundcover, wood chips look clean. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prompts persians'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Housing shortage prompts Persians to muse:
Who'll be banished? Who will the King choose?
"Don't babble on so.
I feel moved to let go,"
Spake Cyrus, "Get rid of the Jews!" <LIMERICK_END> | 59,586 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ship fought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the pirate ship fought a hard fight
We resisted with all of our might.
But we thought they had won,
'Til the gold, setting sun
Sent the boarders to bed for the night. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,733 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anti depressant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each Sunday, when I'm a confessant,
I feel like a scared adolescent.
My head really spins
As I sing out my sins.
What I need is an anti-depressant. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glasgow roofer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Glasgow, a roofer named Jeeves
Paves the roadways—both tasks he achieves.
For the proof, in this town,
Just look up and look down.
He constructs both macadams and eaves. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,789 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surgery kim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Post cardiac surgery, Kim
Expressed love to her doc on a whim.
Now she says with despair,
"Guess he just doesn't care...
And I opened my heart out to him!" <LIMERICK_END> | 52,806 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alright'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hallelujah! I just learned tonight
That alright needn't cause us to fight."
"Are you certain? Says who?"
"Yes, exactly! It's true.
Note their album: The Kids Are Alright." <LIMERICK_END> | 51,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prom moose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the prom, Moose blew into his flute
And champagne spilled all over his suit.
"I thought music would come."
Lord, this fellow is dumb,
And his knowledge of music's minute. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'columbine grows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Rockies, blue columbine grows—
A perennial flower that shows
Shades of purple or blue;
Even pinks are seen too.
It's the bloom Coloradoans chose. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,174 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aeroponic means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aeroponic means "grown in the air,"
Not in earth or in water. It's rare,
But some orchids exist
Thriving solely on mist
(Though I've killed off a few with such care). <LIMERICK_END> | 28,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buttress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What's a buttress?" asked Junior. "I'm trying
To define it," I answered him, sighing.
"Well, it holds up a wall
So a building won't fall."
He replied, "Then how come some are flying?" <LIMERICK... | 42,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'largeness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can't help all the whining and sulkiness
In response to your largeness, your bulkiness.
But at seven foot three
You're the converse of me —
I'm too wee for incredible hulkiness! <LIMERICK_END... | 46,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'members'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The members don't want me too close.
If I'd bathe, and my manners weren't gross,
I'd be clubbable and
Mix with people more grand.
I can't change, so I'm bloody morose. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,148 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'best zoos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> AZA takes good care of the zoo,
And it helps the aquarium too.
If you're part of this group,
You can give a big whoop,
Because only the best zoos get through. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,639 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ingredients stuffed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ingredients stuffed in a mold —
Deboned chicken in aspic, served cold,
And some veggies or fish
Make this godawful dish.
You like galantine? Great. I'm not sold. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,636 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electorship director'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An elector can hold an electorship;
A director maintains a directorship.
I know an inspector,
A cutter collector,
Who harbours two kinds of inspectorship. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feared'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we feared that Katrina might kill
Ole Fats Domino (hardly a thrill),
How we wept and we moaned!
How we welled up and groaned!
How we cried upon Blubbery Hill! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,382 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Not all things take regular form:
Some you think will be hot can be warm.
The everyday stuff
Is familiar enough,
But atypical things aren't the norm. <LIMERICK_END> | 629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dryer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While they're damp, I toss clothes in the dryer,
Set the dial on high, then one higher.
They're all done when you choke
On the billowing smoke
And can't open the door too much fire. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,532 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corn exchanges'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Corn exchanges (before we were born)
Were where folks used to buy and sell corn.
But now there's more chance
They'll be hosting a dance,
Where corns pain the toes, like a thorn. <LIMERICK_... | 19,961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'played dice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my youth I knew several chaps
Who played dice games all day with no gaps—
Rolled the bones, no regrets,
With continuous bets—
Wasted all of their time shooting craps. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kill cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Curiosity didn't kill Cat.
No, it's even more crushing than that:
He had let caution fade
In the steamroller's shade.
'Twas complacency made the cat flat. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new batteries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To run, all your e-gear will need
Some new batteries. Don't get too teed—
With no power supplied
You'd likely get fried,
Then go batter that sales guy. (Cad's deed.) <LIMERICK_END> | 34,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edward lear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "There was an old man of Cashmere,
Whose movements were scroobious and queer;
Being slender and tall,
He looked over a wall,
And perceived two fat ducks..."—Edward Lear. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,236 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miss kimble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Miss Kimble is known for her primness,
And her students complain about grimness
In her classes—no fun,
Only work to be done,
As she finds students dumb, and hates dimness. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grubby schoolboys'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grubby schoolboys? Yes, that is the norm.
Boys get dirty, climb trees, true to form.
But girls, too, like to play
In the dirt; there's no way
They should have to stay clean, dry and war... | 62,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'much groundwater'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rather damp here you'll want a French drain;
Too much groundwater can be a strain.
It's a trench that collects,
Channels off and deflects.
Fighting nature's an endless campaign. <LIMERIC... | 63,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heir'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're apportioning wealth so each heir
Will receive her proportionate share.
As we oftentimes say,
"There's a will? There's a way,"
While we strive to arrive at what's fair. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snipper nips'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say snipper nips nipper with clipper,
Or stripper rips zipper of sipper:
Then nipper pips, tearful,
While sipper tips, cheerful.
Though nipper flips, sipper is chipper. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,025 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gene evaded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bicycle robber named Gene
Evaded the cops at the scene
By peddling away
Through a car wash's spray.
You could say that he got away clean. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scottish brogue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Only those with a broad Scottish brogue
Can confirm that the cog's not in vogue.
For some long-ago folk,
Such a vessel of oak
Was a pail or a cup (same as cogue). <LIMERICK_END> | 24,179 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pagination hissed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The editor's great agitation
Resulted from poor pagination.
Hissed he to the printer,
"This journal you splinter!
How irksome! What miscorrelation!" <LIMERICK_END> | 581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chameleon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That chameleon acts so apathetic.
Doesn't seem in the least energetic,
But just make a grab—
It darts off like a crab
In its camouflage so apatetic. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where the black-feathered body pile goes
Is a question I thought I should pose.
I'll dislike it a lot
If I wait 'til they rot,
Caws I've murdered a murder of crows. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,934 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exothermic reactions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Exothermic reactions make heat,
And to my eye that really looks neat!
But in chemistry class,
A potassium mass
Dropped in water is not to be beat! <LIMERICK_END> | 49,137 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cup'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I stared at the grounds in my cup.
"Was it something I did?" She said, "Yup.
It's my birthday, you jerk,
But you stayed late at work,
And your lack of regard burns me up." <LIMERICK_END> | 13,927 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drumstick tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's the drumstick tree. Could it be true
It yields foods, and medicinals too?
Yes, its leaves are nutritious,
Pods and seeds are delicious,
And its sap makes a dye that is blue. <LIMERI... | 41,254 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jews due'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Due to lack of an aircraft in Rome,
Due to breakdown in Haifa (Shalom!),
Due to six missing screws,
Due to negligent Jews:
Due to these, we're not due to go home. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,597 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was push and push back every day.
Thrust and counterthrust April and May.
'Twas the time of the year
For the mating of deer—
And the making of bucks, by the way. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agastopia meant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An extreme agastopia meant
That his time in her presence was spent
Staring hard at her breasts.
There his roving eye rests,
And he followed wherever she went. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'europa seduce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A wonderful place where you'll meet
Some good friends is the island of Crete,
Where a bull, who was Zeus,
Could Europa seduce
To a date in a lovers' retreat. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,984 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'schooner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Queen Victoria's challenge was hurled,
And America's foresail unfurled.
Out of Cowes, Isle of Wight,
Beating Brits left and right,
Raced the schooner that conquered the world. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,428 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deflation economists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In deflation, economists tell,
The economy's going to hell;
And the prices all crash
When there's too little cash
Chasing goods that I'm trying to sell. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coaching encroaching'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a whole lot of -oaching in coaching:
Encroaching on athletes, reproaching.
Some, coaching, attest
That they're coaching their best
When approaching and broaching then poachin... | 24,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chicken nuggets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Flour, egg, breadcrumbs, in separate bowls.
Breast of chicken, in chunks. One then rolls
Them in flour, egg, then bread;
Bake, or fry them instead:
Chicken nuggets (or, cooked too long, c... | 65,381 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tooth aches'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Ow! My tooth aches," a man told the nurse,
Whose answer was biting and terse:
"The Doc's in a tizzy.
His schedule's too busy.
Take asp'rin. Come back when it's worse." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embryonic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Embryonic, within each small seed
There awaits a small wonder to heed
Nature's call and fulfill
Its own destiny. Still,
Will it be a great tree, or a weed? <LIMERICK_END> | 41,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bogus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When something is bogus, it's phony,
Like the grifters and pitchmen at Coney.
It will make you disgusted;
It just can't be trusted.
It's counterfeit, fake—it's baloney. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'test gave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I give up! Damn, I failed that last test.
I gave it my all gave my best:
I gave up all pleasure,
I gave it full measure…"
"Jeez, I get it! Now give give a rest." <LIMERICK_END> | 65,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barker comedian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ronnie Barker, comedian, played
An old crook doing porridge in Slade
And a stuttering, sex-
Obsessed grocer. His specs
Made an image that simply won't fade. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,071 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bungee jump'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bungee jump lurked in the distance.
His buddies were full of insistence.
"Tie the cord on!" they cried.
He tried vainly to hide,
But he jumped (he ran out of resistance). <LIMERICK_END> | 34,802 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chuck luck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Playing chuck-a-luck uses three dice.
I admit that I've played once or twice.
Though the game may entice,
It is gambling—a vice.
If you lose you may pay a great price. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antifreeze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Because of my love of the poppy,
I put antifreeze in my jalopy.
But the cops saw the junk
(It was outside my trunk).
My security measures were sloppy. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,728 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'build oceanside'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After sawing the logs into balks,
We'll be cutting the planks to the chalks.
There's a heavy demand
For this wood at the strand,
Where they've planned to build oceanside walks. <LIMERICK_... | 27,012 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flung'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She dumped him. Her raging derision
Made each word that she flung an incision.
Quite unmanned by her screams,
He saw double, it seems,
From the shock: she created division. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burgee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A burgee is a flag which you'll spy,
Of triangular shape, flying high
On a yacht or a boat
At its masthead. You'll note
It means yacht club allegiance. Aye aye! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,232 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have pain along nerves. (That's neuralgic.)
My joints have it, too. (That's arthralgic.)
But the worst hurt of all
Is the wistful recall
Of the days before pains. (That's nostalgic.) <LIMERICK_EN... | 1,928 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'inflorescences spiky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This bugle stands upright, erect.
On meadowlands you may detect
It, when blooming in May
In blue spikes, or let's say:
"Inflorescences: spiky," correct? <LIMERICK_END> | 48,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'describing painting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When describing a painting, I'd say
That an ekphrasis might be the way:
Using words germane spent
On the artist's intent,
Make it clear what he meant to portray. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'endometrial hyperplasia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Endometrial hyperplasia: that
Is what women might get who are fat.
"Tell me, does it cause cancer?"
"Oh yes", is the answer,
"Though not always, and not off the bat". <LIMERICK_EN... | 51,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pleasures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My pleasures are earthborn and plain,
Picking flowers, still damp from the rain.
Mother Earth, born your slave,
When I lie in my grave,
I'll be earthdied, and grow with the grain. <LIMERICK_END... | 41,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhyming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A good family man, thinking he could,
Sought a noun fit for rhyming with wood,
Asked for help from his brood:
"No! We're NOT in the mood."
(Food for thought) Things got left where they stood. <LI... | 62,207 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'long division'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Long division: the hours I spent
As a child, finding numbers that went
Into bigger ones! Why
Did I bother to try?
Even now I'm not sure what it meant. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arachnologists students'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arachnologists, students of spiders,
At parties are often outsiders
Since their small talk repels.
People flee like gazelles
From these eight-legged story providers. <LIMERICK_END... | 61,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cello'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The body, or resonance box,
Of this cello has taken some knocks.
There are chips in the wood,
And it doesn't look good,
But the sound? Yo-Yo Ma says it rocks! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concreting crews'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My concreting crews are the best;
In a week—maybe two—you can test
Out our skills as we slave
On your drive, which we'll pave
For the greenbacks you'll have to invest." <LIMERICK_END> | 22,896 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'something shaped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Something shaped like a man isn't manned.
Something shaped like a can isn't canned.
But a man surely can
Make a shape like a fan,
And things shaped like a fan are, well, fanned. <LIMERIC... | 48,547 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defacement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Defacement is done to a wall
By a person whose intellect's small —
Or restricted, let's say.
Education today
Doesn't teach them much more than to scrawl. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,215 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lampshade antique'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is this lampshade antique or just old?
They tell me it's rare. I'm not sold.
But I had it appraised
And was rather amazed:
It's worth thousands, though covered in mold. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soaking splash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you hope to get my feline pet
In the bath without breaking a sweat,
Without suff'ring a slash
Or a swift, soaking splash —
If you think that, my friend, you're all wet. <LIMERICK_END> | 460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'piercings flip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I think body art décor's a trip!
For tattoos, brands and piercings I flip.
Now my nose has a ring;
Please don't yank on that thing,
Or I'll suffer a quick nasal rip. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paintings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the caves of Ajanta, I start
A foray into Buddhism's heart.
There are paintings in halls
That World Heritage calls
"Universal pictorial art." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kevin frustration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coordination is Kevin's frustration;
It causes him great irritation.
Girls all say he can't kiss
As his lips always miss,
And his other moves pure aberration! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,232 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Can you furbish that clock by the door?
Though it ticks, it won't tock anymore;
It is shabby and old,
With a dab of green mold."
"I can renovate clocks by the score." <LIMERICK_END> | 53,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mccain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Will our nation be damning its fate
When McCain and Obama debate,
And we choose 'tween a fib
From a lib who is glib
And a lie by a guy who talks straight? <LIMERICK_END> | 30,621 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copper mine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A copper mine's only a hole
In which digging out ores is the goal
(Chalcopyrite's one kind),
Not a bomb that's designed
To explode 'neath a guy on patrol. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'good thriller'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Michael Crichton could write a good thriller;
Tell a tale that would turn your blood chiller.
To technology's danger
This man was no stranger,
But cancer, they say, was his killer. <LIMERIC... | 28,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flowers instead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'd bet dollars to donuts, you said,
That before this thing's done, you'd be dead.
Your conclusion's foregone;
Make that dahlias, you're on.
When you croak, I want flowers instead. <LIM... | 57,358 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowardly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I submit that I'm courage-impaired,
Pusillanimous, timid, and scared.
There's an obsolete phrase
For my cowardly ways,
So say "arrgh!" when my arghness is aired. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,741 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'night club'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the night club we had a good time
'Cause the floor show we saw was sublime:
Comedians, magicians,
Exquisite musicians,
Three jugglers, two clowns, and a mime! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feared'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like a youth who dislikes his thin beard,
Or a girl whose breasts start to feel weird,
When a company's new
But expanding, a few
Early growing pains aren't to be feared. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aquacultural matters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aquacultural matters include
Cultivation of shellfish as food,
Raising salmon in ponds,
Growing seaweed and fronds,
And ensuring marine life's renewed. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'discussion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To combine from some parts to one whole;
To complicate, mix up your role:
Where discussion is vexed
Then the question's complexed
By the schism 'tween science and soul. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decider'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The decider, thought Bush, ranked above
All his peers—'twas a term he could love,
But some others had pride
In their roles (to decide),
Like determinator—Arnold, the guv. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'president lies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Man Bites Dog! Famous Pop Princess Dies!
Opponents Say President Lies!
Global Warming 'Not Fact'!
Clichéd Paper Boy Sacked!
"Extra! Read all about it!" he cries. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'advances'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Real advances are great, bring 'em on!
On the other hand, some are the dawn
Of big trouble—disaster
Comes faster and faster.
Wish that A-bombs and such would be gone! <LIMERICK_END> | 8,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dry eye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your problem—oh, my—is dry eye,"
Said my doc with an audible sigh.
Though I'd rather have cried,
I responded, dry-eyed,
"It's just one more prescription to buy." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greek verse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Much Roman and Greek verse is found
To have incomplete feet, so it's bound
To confuse, since a break
That's caesural will shake
Up the flow of the poetry's sound. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,976 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abrader'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This machine helps to polish your club;
Take it slow or you're down to the nub.
An abrader is fast—
Used the right way, a blast—
But there's also a wrong way to rub. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buzzing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This clamor is cause for vexation,
An entomologic frustration.
The buzzing, it seems,
Has invaded my dreams
And explodes in my ears: bombination. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,390 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'passion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uninhibited, hearty, my wife
Lives a lifestyle where passion is rife.
Wine and song she prefers
To dead calm because hers
Is an earthy enjoyment of life. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor santa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the fireplace logs were ablaze
As poor Santa emerged from the haze.
With his whiskers aflame,
He was sorry he came,
And he sighed, "It's been one of those days!" <LIMERICK_END> | 12,285 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stuffed conchiglioni'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For ricotta-stuffed conchiglioni
(A conchal, ridged, large macaroni):
Boil these shell-shapes to soften;
Fill with cheeses and often
Chopped parsley—it's not abalone! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'achilles role'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He fought dauntlessly—valiant and brave,
Great Achilles, a role model, gave
To the Greeks (my assumption)
A lesson in gumption:
How champions ought to behave. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shall chamber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You have shared what by right's solely mine.
Pleas for mercy, this time, I decline.
Though you grieve your mistake,
I'll not lodge with a snake.
You shall chamber henceforth with the swine.... | 58,058 |
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