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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress la'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you dress à la mode, you are chic
And belong to the toniest clique.
You exhibit a passion
For trendy high fashion.
But me? I'm a Gucci-less geek. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,452 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tickle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abdominal reflexes, fickle,
Will jump in response to a tickle.
But your tum, it won't twitch
If you scratch your own itch
(Unless you're employing a sickle!). <LIMERICK_END> | 8,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wind chill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm wrapped up like a mummy none sillier!
But it's windy up here, where it's hillier.
Though the temperature's not
Freezing cold, it's not hot,
And the wind chill makes skin feel much chillier... | 22,009 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diphthongization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every year when we go on vacation,
We relax doing diphthongization.
So what do we do?
Change one vowel sound to two.
Aberration? We call it creation. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'room'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Why, this room is a mess! What a sty!"
Said the mom to her son with a sigh.
"Ah, Mom, quit your carping,
Stop constantly harping!
I like it this way. Now, goodbye." <LIMERICK_END> | 28,055 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flat top'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The flat top: a style for men's hair
In the '80s. It needed some care
And the luck of the devil
To keep the look level…
So now I don't care it's not there. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'male reassignment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had female-to-male reassignment
To free my true self from confinement.
My old sex left behind,
I am now redesigned
With my body and soul in alignment. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brigitte bardot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When in bardo you're not of this earth.
It's the state between death and rebirth—
Well, for Buddhists at least;
For a cinema priest,
Maybe Brigitte Bardot had more worth. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shakespeare would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I wonder what Shakespeare would say,
If he were still with us today.
The Bard of Avon, I think,
Would be so tickled pink
That he'd join the OEDILF straight away. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,745 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bach compositions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The hulusi from China is tootable:
Great for Bach compositions? Disputable.
But to draw up a score
For three players or more
To do Beethoven's Fourth? Quite unsuitable. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,908 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bank clerk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bank clerk, not much of a scholar,
Got angry and started to holler.
"This cent here," he roared
At my uncle, "Good Lord,
Is the one-hundredth part of a dollar!" <LIMERICK_END> | 64,312 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chief'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You have written a lengthy report;
The compendium states it in short.
You develop, in brief,
The main points for your chief,
And then hope you have caught his support. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'history face'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we write to give history a face,
Every age has a soul to embrace:
Use its clothing and food
To help capture a mood.
It's a day in some quaint time and place. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confounded creek'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> God willing, I'll see you next week
If all's well, and the confounded creek
Don't rise (as it might
If the weather's just right),
And we'll dance at the ball cheek to cheek. <LIMERICK_EN... | 60,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glowed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His ear wax was thick and voluminous.
It glowed in the dark! It was luminous!
To see him at night
Was a marvelous sight,
With his lobes glowing bright and ceruminous. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blind ps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> ¶ Blind Ps (also pilcrows) are signs
For new paragraphs' starts. ¶ Draw two lines,
Then a back-facing bump
Near the top. (Or a hump
On its back? Are those lines double spines??) <LIMERICK_END> | 64,776 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'playwrights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am making a list, just for fun,
Of playwrights who played with a gun.
There's that Russian M.D.
And I think you'll agree
That's a pretty good start (check off one). <LIMERICK_END> | 50,063 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'molehills implies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just as "mountains from molehills" implies
There's much less than we're prone to surmise,
"Storms in teacups" makes two.
Number three? "Much ado
About nothing". Aren't idioms wise? <LIM... | 18,215 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmic rays'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cosmic rays tend to come from the west,
Not the east; this effect can attest
To their positive charge:
Guided clockwise at large,
All the paths through the Earth are suppressed. <LIMERICK_END... | 47,534 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'darnel grass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The darnel's a grass deemed a weed
If found in a grain field, indeed.
Call it weed or a grass,
Many plants of this class
Provide for the future with seed. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,774 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duplicate gene'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Genomic-style hybridization—
The comparative way's a sensation.
CGH on the scene
Means a duplicate gene
Can be found via light observation. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,361 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cousin gloria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cousin Gloria, often depressive,
Shows euphoria—joy that's excessive.
What's her best explanation
For this sudden elation?
A brand new romance that's obsessive. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,184 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throwing pies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That pizza shop owner seems jovial,
Throwing pies that are square and not ovial,
But his penchant for dropping
Adds mud-balls as topping,
Which he fishily claims are anchovial. <LIMERICK_EN... | 23,214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named joe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blockish young fellow named Joe
(Both in shape, and in sense, don't you know)
Was known for competing
With others in eating
His meals—which were square and to go. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'granular clay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Delta, our granular clay
Is called buckshot. It tends to be gray.
When it's wet, it's right sticky,
But rich, so who's picky?
I'd choose buckshot to farm any day. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,853 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benign enforcement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The camel's nose here is control:
It enlarges the government's role.
Though the bill seems benign,
Enforcement by fine
Is a bureaucrat's ace in the hole. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gorse blooms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the gorse blooms in springtime, gold spills
Over pastureland, valleys and hills.
Once a settler's delight,
This agrestial blight
Adds a heap to today's farmer's bills. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carrot juice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You say carrot juice? Is that A Thing?
It doesn't have quite the same ring
As orange juice, lime,
Or apple (sublime).
You squeeze carrots for juice with no zing! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a shark at the beach. He's not masking
Fearsome jaws, beady eyes, so I'm asking,
"Oh, you of sharp tooth,
Are we safe? Tell the truth."
"Relax, I'm just lying here basking." <LIMERICK_END... | 8,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fangs mel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A romantic called Mel became smitten
With a lovely young lass he called Kitten.
But despite her fangs, Mel
Didn't notice his belle
Was a vampire until he was bitten. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,832 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parabolically soared'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An airborne projectile of white
Parabolically soared, but mid-flight
The birdie got stuck
In a tree. Just my luck.
So I kicked up a racket in spite. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gender'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two cons, just released out of stir,
Tried adopting a dog, as it were,
But they couldn't agree
What its gender should be.
It's a bitch that they couldn't concur. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,505 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fetal alcohol'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fetal alcohol syndrome: confess
You caused permanent damage, no less.
Your newborn creation
Has brain retardation;
While pregnant, you drank to excess. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pledge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you don't sign the pledge, but you tope,
You'll be soaping the slippery slope.
Don't just mope like a dope,
There's the scope to say "Nope" —
You can cope with the whole Band of Hope. <LIMERICK... | 24,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaking endolymph'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My doctor said, "Granny, my dear,
Your results have returned and it's clear
Why your hearing's amiss—
Leaking endolymph! This
Is a fluid contained in your rear." <LIMERICK_END> | 50,456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stays tranquil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He stays tranquil, with effortless grace;
Keeps a calm, placid look on his face:
The man's equability
Implies a stability
Of mood, irrespective of place. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fool climbed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I argued, "Well, all of them do,"
Mom's reply was as tried as it's true:
"If some fool climbed a ridge
And then jumped off a bridge,
Would you climb up and jump off it, too?" <LIMERICK_... | 23,815 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gay meant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eighteenth century terms such as gay
Meant "promiscuous"; gay it, a way
To say "copulate"; plus,
Gaying instruments, thus,
Were guys' penises back in the day. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'online dating'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Urged to try online dating, young Rod
Viewed each profile, and scanned every bod.
He logged on when he could,
So the odds would be good,
But the goods he went out with were odd. <LIMERICK_E... | 33,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diplomatism often'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diplomatism often succeeded
When anti-war pleadings were heeded.
It's a word, today rare,
For diplomacy where,
I assume, no diploma is needed. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skinny birds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Birds of paradise come from New Guinea,
And the tail of the male's long and skinny.
Birds of paradise, too,
Grow in Africa; you
Won't confuse them unless you're a ninny. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,113 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autofertilization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Autofertilization's a term
For the joining of egg cell and sperm
From one animal. Wow!
This is possible? How?
Well, the first step: be born as a worm. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,364 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mustard like'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The white-flowered wall-rocket grows
As an annual. I can disclose
That its mustard-like taste
Is why sometimes it's placed
In green salads (for bite, I suppose). <LIMERICK_END> | 38,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cried wolf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The boy who cried wolf is a type
Of alarmist who often will hype
Fairly slight threats as great,
Leaving towns so irate
That they shrug off real warnings as tripe. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,863 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quarterback'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the quarterback's making the call,
It's the center who hikes him the ball.
He's a lineman and scrapper.
On punts, he's the snapper.
He's right in the midst of it all. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,918 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peccaries chacoan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Argentina's one place you might find
Some peccaries: Chacoan in kind.
These wild pig-like creatures,
Unique in their features,
Are endangered. Please keep that in mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,264 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'liberal state'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Liberal state, black's bruise mate, bayou hue,
Foe of Gray, rare filet, staunchly true,
Language raw, Alice gown
Sunday law, feeling down,
Cheese with veins, Angel planes—got a clue? <LIMER... | 46,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chamber pot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a jug that was sure to adorn
Old-time rooms if the outhouse drew scorn.
The chamber pot held
All the stuff you expelled
In the night, and was dumped, come the morn. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sun'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sun with rays ending smoothly in hands
Is a sign that for Him only stands:
One god, Aten, self-made
By a pharaoh who paid
With his life for his god in the sands. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,514 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sir merve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a knight named Sir Merve,
Whose bachelor served him with verve.
Through his duty and nerve,
This young lad showed reserve;
He then rose 'cause his heart wouldn't swerve. <LIMERIC... | 40,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bibliophage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Silly Seuss, so it seems, set the stage;
Now I love to read books, every page.
Charles Dickens, Mark Twain,
Steinbeck, Austen (that's Jane),
Helped to make me a bibliophage. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'discovered deed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once a scholar, sans tenure, in need,
Given archives, discovered a deed
For land layered with lava,
In a place east of Java
Where Hadean research might proceed. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,914 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'table saw'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This table-saw owner's abashed:
By its arbor and blade, he was lashed,
And its legacy lingers
In carpenters' fingers —
The missing, the shortened, the smashed. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,415 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oedilf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> OEDILF is an anagram rife
With potential to bring you much strife.
In a folder FILED O
Lies a trap set to go.
Once it's sprung, you'll be forced to DO LIFE. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jungle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Through the jungle the Bandersnatch swoops,
Stalking members of animal troupes.
He is frumious at times
Throughout Carroll's fun rhymes,
Though the beast's wholly fictional. (Whoops!) <LIMERICK_EN... | 56,975 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deutzia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why, you dolt, that's the annuals bed!
Take the deutzia back to the shed.
I said pansies in tubs,
Not hydrangea-like shrubs
That were named for a Dutchman long dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,186 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> True, I'm sweet, but when dating? It's rough.
Women tend to like men who are tough.
To sweet nothings I'm prone,
Yet I go home alone.
Seems my dulcitude isn't enough. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,410 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leftover leather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A kinky young cobbler named Heather
Found a use for her leftover leather.
Now she's starting to sell
To a new clientele;
You should see what she's cobbled together. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I live all alone; I'm an "ex."
My attention would wander in sex.
"Super ... (yawn) ... alidocious!"
I'd moan. It's atrocious
To do so. The sex it just wrecks. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,288 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hole making'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the carpenter, southern in drawl,
"I've got pointers for hole-making, y'all:
Take this pointy device,
Poke the wood real nice,
And be sure that you give it your awl." <LIMERICK_END> | 3,778 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'studying'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If studying causes you pain,
Try oxygenating your brain.
Aerobics each day
Every ill will allay,
But the music might drive you insane. <LIMERICK_END> | 158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bigamy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All proper and prim was the bride,
Who found bigamy hard to abide.
How on earth could she know
As she marched all aglow
She was marrying Jekyll and Hyde? <LIMERICK_END> | 6,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gamble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I won't gamble on horses or dice.
Won't lay stakes on a snail-race not twice!
On cards I won't bet.
Won't play Russian roulette!
So, fat chance that I'll take your advice! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,733 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'class war'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the GOP's under attack,
You hear class war from each party hack.
Hey, the class warfare's done,
The rich people won.
Can't you cut the poor workers some slack? <LIMERICK_END> | 18,566 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love grub'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love food, so much so that I'm chubby.
"She eats like a pig," says my hubby.
True, I'm willing to chew
On a maggot or two:
I love grub even when it is grubby. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,938 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lime and grapefruit and lemon might be,
To my thinking, the best kinds of tree.
In citrus you'll find
Juicy fruit 'neath the rind
And a good dose of Vitamin C. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stick landings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dead-stick landings are hairy, no doubt.
They're the sort we make movies about.
Take a plane, way up high,
That you glide more than fly,
And then land it with all engines out. <LIMERICK_EN... | 29,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'argued issues'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A divisive old dude who was bright
Argued, "Issues are black or they're white.
Those shades of off-gray?
They don't make my day.
Don't agree? Well, then go fly a kite!" <LIMERICK_END> | 32,531 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'third molars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tom, my dentist, looked up from my chart.
"Your third molars won't help you get smart."
His tone was quite tactful,
His message impactful:
"Your wisdom teeth need to depart." <LIMERICK_END> | 44,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adrift'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adrift in a very small boat
And thankful that I could still float,
I yearned for more space
So I'd not have to face
Three hamsters, a cow, and a goat. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coconut palm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My shiny red trike hit a tree
(Which was bad, both for it and for me).
But my mom had no qualm—
'Twas a coconut palm—
From its oil she made balm for my knee. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'government knew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Out of favour, the government knew,
Before civil disturbances grew,
They would have to change tack
Or risk getting the sack
And be run out of town in a coup. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,927 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girl limbs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This position you'd pay me to take
Is cacothesis. Give me a break.
Not how this girl's limbs work—
Not at any price, jerk!
You want flexible parts? Paint a snake. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,954 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chris'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pain of a brother was Chris,
And his brattiness angered his sis.
Once he ruined her tea
When he wouldn't agree
To give Freddy, her froggy, a kiss. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,423 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'egotists meet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those absorbed in themselves will deny
Others' feelings exist or apply.
When two egotists meet,
Their conceits will compete,
And it's always an I for an I. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crackhead cry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son is a crackhead. I cry.
He has spent all his money to buy
Crack cocaine. It's his life.
Lost his house. Lost his wife.
And he couldn't care less, since he's high. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donor give'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tony Hancock, asked, "Given before?",
Replied, "Well, I once served in the war."
And, to try to impress,
"Given, no, but spilt, yes!
Should a blood donor give any more?" <LIMERICK_END> | 60,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shed paint'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our club wants to hold its cotillion
In that lovely but rundown pavilion.
Let's envermeil the shed—
Paint it bright shiny red.
In vermilion, 'twill look like a billion. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,574 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thomas asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Jesus Christ resurrected? Get out!
What's this nonsense you're talking about?"
Thomas asked. "I demand
To bear witness first-hand.
Till I see for my own self, I'll doubt." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,135 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affection contestable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Though I've rivals," he said, "she's suggestible;
I'm sure her affection's contestable."
But the cops heard her shriek;
His competitive streak
Made him lose her, and left him arres... | 22,358 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fawning movies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fawning movies, an ass-kissing book,
Star-struck stories wherever you look:
Fair reporting is dead
When it's sharing a bed
With our leaders, who stay off the hook. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cool cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cool Cat, who could toot a kazoo,
Chose a show tune too cute to eschew.
Sony sharks said: "She's it!
On the charts, sure she'll sit.
Sheesh! She's hit a surprise number two." <LIMERICK_END> | 37,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chinquapin tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you heard of the chinquapin tree?
This cousin of chestnuts can be
A most useful addition
To health and nutrition—
The nuts, roots, and timber, all three. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,024 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a gent in my parish in Kent
Who has given up wine during Lent.
In his grape juice he poured
Antizymics. Good Lord!
Twenty gallons refused to ferment. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,018 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cleavelandite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fancy feldspar, my friend? Then you may
Find that cleavelandite blows you away.
It's a shiny white stone
That you might like to own—
In your garden, a special display. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,598 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pumpkin pies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My kids and I share a vitality
For life, and a certain frugality
Of funds, and green eyes,
And we love pumpkin pies—
This and more gives us all commonality. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'birds live'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a tale where the truth's often blurred,
King-Smith's threatened dodos are spurred
To survive through endeavour—
Could these birds live for ever?
(In real life, extinction occurred.) <LIMERI... | 41,769 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warthogs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's warthogs you wish to detusk,
I advise that you try it at dusk.
They don't fight in dim light,
So you might do alright—
If you think you can handle the musk. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,528 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leave rover'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He is dog-weary, worn to the bone;
So won't someone leave Rover alone?
But the kids are all squawking,
His owner needs walking,
And that pug wants to talk on the phone! <LIMERICK_END> | 36,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fidel castro'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Havana, I saw some graffiti
Presenting a plaintive entreaty.
Looking back, not ahead,
Heavy-hearted, it said:
"Fidel Castro, aged eight, was a sweetie!" <LIMERICK_END> | 17,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'itch played'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm—to coin a phrase, dear—filthy rich:
Got a sweetheart deal, scratched me an itch.
Played the field, tied the knot;
When she left, she got squat.
Now I'm back in the game ... forgot which. ... | 23,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bezique'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bridge club who met every week
Were annoyed to discover a clique
Of malcontents saying,
"We'd rather be playing
A couple of hands of bezique." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decayed lumber'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm sorry to have to encumber
Your life, but you sold decayed lumber.
When we purchased your timber,
Each plank appeared limber,
But they're druxy, yes, most of their number. <LIMERICK_END... | 40,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a girl, Lil was dreamery-prone,
Lived her life in a make-believe zone;
Pictured princes on horses
(Not kids and divorces).
Oh my, how those musings have flown! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,797 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reflection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In reflection, an object, we find,
May be twinned, of identical kind;
But you're needing to know
That when that isn't so
They're enantiomorphously designed. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eddie cantor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eddie Cantor was famous, I've read,
For hilarious things that he said.
Five sweet daughters had he,
But his wife—who was she?
I'd'a asked him myself but he's dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dialects doric'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ancient Greek knew some dialects: Doric
Was one of 'em (I'm not euphoric!
Plus Ionic, Aeolic
Do not make me frolic,
For I hate all these lingos historic.) <LIMERICK_END> | 53,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sick locomotives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a guy as he rode on a dinky,
"Choo-choo soot makes my Twinkie turn inky,
And the smoke is so thick
That I feel kind of sick.
Locomotives are often quite stinky!" <LIMERICK_END> | 32,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the rest of this limerick shows,
Out of nothing its content arose.
Though some think it's a shame,
Ex nihilo it came,
And so back into nothing it goes. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,884 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedlington terrier'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> England's Bedlington terrier breed
Might be just the right dog for your need:
Wedge-shaped skull, harelike feet,
Tasseled ears really neat,
And surpassing its brethren in speed. <LIMER... | 7,598 |
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