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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new jailer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My new jailer, thank goodness, is bribable,
And results are so nicely describable:
I can praise the great eats,
Sing of smuggled-in treats,
And his contraband rum is imbibable. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You've confused things," the barman explained:
"The container for what is contained.
Ask for beer—that's okay;
But a bottle—no way!
I would give you one already drained." <LIMERICK_END> | 21,135 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Is it evitable? Must we all sin?
The case for this theory's thin.
Since Adam and Eve,
It's been clear, I believe,
That the prefix required is in-. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'southern cooking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Best is squirrel, but a chicken will do,
Boiled slow, so it's easy to chew.
Lots of veggies and spice—
Southern cooking is nice—
Straight from Brunswick, VA, Brunswick stew. <LIMERICK_EN... | 15,302 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stonecutters artistry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once the stonecutters' artistry's through,
All is set for our building's debut,
Which is slowly approaching.
They've started the broaching.
It's exacting, so patience is due. <LIMER... | 63,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'neighbour cur'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Neighbour's cur is a nuisance, no doubt,
And each day I hear somebody shout,
"Sir, I do beg your pardon:
He's fouling my garden.
There's feculence down there, throughout." <LIMERICK_END> | 50,837 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'book swaddled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where a book's in fine binding and fair,
A chemise brings protection from wear,
Or misuse or damp weather.
Whether silk or soft leather,
The book's swaddled. (It's ugly out there.) <LIMERIC... | 55,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'normandy hearing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Allied forces invaded the beaches
At Normandy, hearing the screeches—
Those frightening whistles
Of bullets and missiles.
On D-Day, 'twas into the breaches! <LIMERICK_END> | 36,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burned bridges'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You decide that this life is unfair,
Storm about with your temper aflare.
After blowing your stack,
You can never go back—
You've burned bridges you'll never repair. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,122 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canyon walls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In these canyon walls, alcoves abound,
Some cut level, some high above ground.
They appear to transform
As the sun keeps them warm.
Shadows stage a fine show. Stick around. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,089 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'read temp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are bimetal probes all around
To read temp; in this use they abound.
Two wires placed in conjunction
Provide us a function
By which voltage from heat may be found. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duck wax'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your ducks are so pretty! From heinie
To head, whether giant or tiny,
Multicolored or white,
Their feathers are bright.
Is it duck wax that keeps them so shiny? <LIMERICK_END> | 63,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crawl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By day he marked time with a scrawl;
By night he abraded the wall.
His primary goal
Was to scratch out a hole
And then through it, to freedom, he'd crawl. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,396 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two maids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A knight from the stories of old
Found he fancied two maids. Feeling bold
He declared, "By my troth,
I'm in love with you both,
And determined to have and to hold." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,853 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'councilor fanciful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One councilor's fanciful notion
Is causing a bit of commotion.
He's proposing the city
Break into its kitty
And buy all the fish in the ocean. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,129 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fred astaire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fred Astaire gets the credit today
For his choreographic display.
Ginger Rogers, though, feels
What she did in high heels,
Dancing backwards, just blows that away! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,498 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dots punctuation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The colon: an umlaut upended.
We use it when quotes are appended,
With lists, explanations,
And amplifications.
Two dots: punctuation that's splendid! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,259 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pterodacytlish cousins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What a pterrible pthing it would be:
I'd look up at pthe branch of a ptree,
Where arrayed by pthe dozens,
Pterodacytlish cousins
Hunt poor archaeopteryx—me. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,510 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bodies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our bodies are pressed close together;
Airless train, at the end of our tether.
Just like cattle we're penned
As our work day we end
With commuting in hot, sultry weather. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,742 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accident history'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This crash you've just had in your car
You believe's not your fault? That's bizarre:
With your accident history,
Your record's no mystery.
As a risk, you're too risky by far! <LIMERICK_E... | 59,343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love tease'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your demonstrativeness is so sweet;
This affection in public, a treat.
And I do love a tease,
But, my dear, would you please
Squeeze my hand, not my ass, in the street? <LIMERICK_END> | 43,137 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bid price'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's the bid price, at which you can sell.
Want to buy? Here's an asked price as well.
(And the spread in between
Kept me rolling in green;
Didn't matter if stocks rose or fell.) <LIMERICK_EN... | 5,727 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyanine dye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have no fear, my dear lady. Don't cry:
I would never inject you with lye!
If we are to peruse
And find medical clues,
We must dose you with cyanine dye. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pharaoh fetish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Egyptological studies of those
Gilded tombs bearing kings in repose
Yielded treasure, and more—
Pharaoh's fetish of yore:
Taking naps wearing mummy's old clothes. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,453 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smooth charm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I would like to be known, in all fairness,
For a smooth urbane style and awareness
That my nonchalant grace,
Manly glamor (a trace),
And smooth charm all convey debonairness. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,856 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'master bates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In his novel, Charles Dickens relates
How young Oliver Twist and his mates
Lived their lives, but did you
(And I swear this is true)
Know that one guy was named Master Bates? <LIMERICK_END> | 17,049 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fainted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the two were becoming acquainted,
Their very first meeting was tainted
'Cause Nan lost her nerve
And her knees gave a swerve.
She feared fainting so much that she fainted. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cryal cry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a cryal, a cry'll be heard
If you find you've disturbed the foul bird.
In surprise, up it flies
And in lieu of goodbyes
The wee shitepoke will send you a turd. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,844 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'overburdened'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Overburdened, I carry the weight
Of the world on my shoulders. So great
Are my duties, my worries,
Commitments, and flurries
Of problems. They just won't abate! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'city edition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The city edition, behold,
Of a newspaper's usually sold
As a later edition.
Its principal mission:
To inform city readers, we're told. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,385 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fission'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The amount that is left will be more
After fission, than what was before.
And the hazardous factor?
A fast-breeder reactor
Has plutonium, deep in the core. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,929 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bowels yet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Have you opened your bowels yet, my dear?"
Asked the nurse in a voice loud and clear.
On the pan I was seated,
By a movement defeated,
Then she yelled it again, in my ear. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Think of Wolfie and Felix and Shirley:
Child prodigies all, who quite early
With music and acting
Great fame were attracting—
Their hair? Only Shirley's was curly. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby stays'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though we know that you kids were just curious,
What you wanted to try was injurious.
So you're both really screwed
If the baby stays glued,
And yo mama—she gonna be furious. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forestry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The science of caring for trees
Is forestry. In it one sees
That the future of Earth
May depend on the worth
We attach to them. Study it—please! <LIMERICK_END> | 55,908 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carry condoms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You should carry these thoughts in your brain:
You should carry a coat; it might rain.
Carry condoms; you might
Want to stay for the night,
And who knows with whom Carrie has lain! <LIMERIC... | 11,710 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'east hoathly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> East Hoathly with Halland are fair
Sussex villages known as a pair.
The progressive rock band
With the Genesis brand
Was begun by its founder born there. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,607 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress rules'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now on to the banquet we press.
Why don't nincompoops know how to dress?
Formal dinner dress rules
Should be taught in the schools —
Trousers, coat, shirt and tie, nothing less. <LIMERICK_END... | 41,468 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'azygos mean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a part that's unpaired—anatomical—
Prone to failure, but more economical:
Azygos I mean,
Like your liver or spleen.
(For a human who's single, it's comical.) <LIMERICK_END> | 7,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'take turns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Box and Cox is a term I recall
From a play that I saw in the fall.
"To take turns" is the meaning
To which I am leaning.
What it sounds like? No, not that at all! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,182 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lymphoma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's in skin, but it's no carcinoma.
Cutaneous T-cell lymphoma
Begins as a rash;
Plaques and tumors then thrash
You and spread—you might wish for a coma. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'billet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A billet's a place soldiers stay
While they're earning their soldierly pay.
If a farmer's the host
With a daughter to boast,
Their payday will come in the hay. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abyss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A barathrum: he cannot be sated.
An abyss in his soul was created,
Like the chasm, well-known,
Where the traitors were thrown
In old Athens. The words are related. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,016 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lawn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The grass on my lawn isn't green,
And my neighbors all think it's obscene.
With no rain after May,
It turns brown just like hay,
And I leave it that way to be mean. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor soul'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You sure helped this poor soul in a bind.
I was broke. It was days since I dined.
But magnanimous you,
With a quarter, came through.
That was big of you, man. You're too kind. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,069 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'counterpoint writing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Because counterpoint writing is tougher
Than straightforward music, the duffer
Should beware of its charm—
Even pros take alarm
At its tune-braiding rules. How they suffer! <LIMERICK... | 18,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cane beetles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "This cane beetle plague is a bane,
So let's bring in the toads", said some brain.
Cane toads came... and exploded.
Now wildlife's eroded.
And cane beetles? Still chewing cane. <LIMERICK_END... | 50,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'viennese breakfast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Viennese breakfast in bed
Is croissants they're pastries, not bread.
Puff pastry with yeast,
And butter not least.
But some prefer cornflakes instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,150 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cumulative trash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've left cumulative trash on my deck
In a cumulative heap. What a wreck!
And your cumulative stares
That convey: "Heck! Who cares?"
Are a cumulative pain in the neck. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,783 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sent eden'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said sad Eve, "Ad, I'm grieved! We're directed
To leave! God's aggrieved! We're infected
With sin!" So they went,
Thus disparadised, sent.
Eden's stamp on their visa: REJECTED. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,727 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lazy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're a brain sucker, thriving on work
Done by others, which drives me berserk.
Before they reveal
Their results, you just steal
And pretend they're your own, lazy jerk! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,448 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dallas detected'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With an overseas madman elected,
And a missile to Dallas detected,
I quickly called Mom:
"Did you hear of the bomb?!"
"Oh, don't worry. We're fi— ................. (disc... | 33,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'balanced prime'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To define balanced prime, folks, you know,
Take both next prime above and below.
If their average you see
Is the prime's equal, we
Have achieved our intent there you go! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monozygotic embraced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The twins (who were monozygotic)
Embraced with a fervor hypnotic,
But their parents, who'd split,
Merely found them a bit
Uncontrollably antimitotic. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pleasure brahms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How delicious! What sensuous pleasure
Brahms brings me. (Thank God I'm at leisure.)
The musicians perform,
Their tones lush and warm
As hot chocolate. Mmmm, what a treasure! <LIMERICK_EN... | 51,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brush cut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A brush cut or crew-cut is worn
By the guys who get up every morn
And engage in the fights
That preserve human rights
Which aggressors, in general, scorn. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cut vein'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While blood circulates, pulses you'll feel.
Cut a vein, it will gush you may squeal.
But to staunch further flow
It coagulates so
Your sealed wound will more speedily heal. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,870 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrapping packages'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wrapping packages can be a feat,
For each box must be all nice and neat,
And then topped with a bow
That is tied up just so.
It's a wrap! Now my gift is complete! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tumor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's the source of that tumor you saw?
Here's a guideline with hardly a flaw:
Its original source,
Though distorted by force,
Still surrounds it in part, like a claw. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,073 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phosphatase'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For a phosphatase, study the bone
Where an alkaline enzyme is known
To help esters unwind.
In the prostate, you'll find
There is one that's acidity-prone. <LIMERICK_END> | 829 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'centurions guarded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Centurions guarded the dome
Of the Pantheon—plus all of Rome.
They were rough, they were tough,
And their manner was gruff,
But the Visigoths burned down their home. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,108 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calm ataraxia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once a model of calm ataraxia,
I was injured, and now I've dyspraxia;
I'm not smooth in my movement.
There's been no improvement.
It's stressful to live with ataxia. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,087 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flirting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was flirting and having a ball
On the phone when I heard in the hall
My wife's footsteps, so—quick!—
I hung up on that chick.
That escape was a very close call. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,694 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ben said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her photo was blurred, indistinct,
And her dress was ungirded, discinct,
Yet Ben claimed that her body
Was gorgeous, not shoddy
(But then—when Ben said so—he winked). <LIMERICK_END> | 34,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edicts must'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a formal pronouncement, command
From a high-ranked authority, and
It is backed by the force
Of the law, so of course
Edicts must be obeyed—understand? <LIMERICK_END> | 42,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cloudy dimness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cloudy dimness—oh, what caligation!
My vision is poor! Such frustration!
I'm longing to read,
So I guess what I need
Are some glasses, or else medication. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emigration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It can injure the core of a nation
And sap its robust population
If it ever should prove
Advantageous to move
And its citizens choose emigration. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,766 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antimonopolist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The antimonopolist fell
To Adele's irresistible spell,
Under which he agreed
To abandon his creed—
Now he works for the OPEC cartel. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,786 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oceans meet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cape of Storms sailors call it at first.
Oceans meet there and show them their worst.
But they learn how to cope;
It's re-christened Good Hope,
In a land that's both favored and cursed. <LIME... | 46,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surface drop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With droplets first sparingly spangle
A panel, then warily wrangle
It…so. Now you'll view—
Looking parallel to
The plane surface—a drop's contact angle! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,929 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aachen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now Aachen's a fine German city.
Stroll through it; you'll find it quite pretty.
Yet during the War
Its enemies swore
They'd destroy this great place; what a pity. <LIMERICK_END> | 479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reading microfilm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Reading microfilm's hard on the eyes,
So expand it to legible size.
If you're cheap when you copy,
The blowback is sloppy:
Yours left grit on my hands and my thighs. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crow pitching'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My brother is earning his cracker
As a crow, pitching sheaves to the stacker.
First, he catches each throw
From the carter below
To the haystack. The kid is no slacker. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,012 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'orientation magnitude'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Complex numbers, in numerous ways,
Map to vectors in planar displays,
Giving size information
And orientation:
A magnitude part and a phase. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'detroit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We must improve things in Detroit
If new markets we hope to exploit.
We must be quick-witted,
Our cars all well-fitted.
In short, we must be more adroit. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stethoscope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The patient's a kid and a squirmer,
So the stethoscope's pressed a bit firmer.
The whooshes increase
To their crests and then cease.
Such crescendos betoken her murmur. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'handed rake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's that effort you don't want to make,
The trouble you don't wish to take.
"Oh, why should I bother?"
You might ask your father
Upon being handed a rake. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'minty ice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I am loving this minty ice-cream,
With its flavoursome taste, quite supreme,"
Said the small boy, enjoyably,
And sleepily. "Annoyably —
Annoyingly, I mean it's a dream." <LIMERICK_END> | 49,253 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dutchmen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pennsylvania's well known for its "Dutch"
Who are mostly not Dutchmen as such.
Local Hildas and Hermans
More likely are Germans,
Though tourists don't care… very much. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'report card'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What an excellent student you are!
Your report card is far above par.
That's a bang-up job, son,
But you're grounded for one
Super dent when you banged up my car. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,969 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jimmy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was Jimmy, a great tennis star;
Eddie's gang could be found in his bar;
Chuck spat Winchester smoke;
Mike's a ham acting bloke:
They're all Connors each gave life a jar. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,584 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'color line'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pilot who's flying a Harrier
May pursue higher rank on his carrier,
But a color line may
Cause delay, bar the way—
Though the Navy denies such a barrier. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crown cap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stupid crown cap won't twist! So I pried.
My incisors both broke when I tried.
When the doc saw the gap,
He said, "Time for a cap
(That's a crown) for each stub. Open wide." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,316 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slavery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> George Fitzhugh had plenty to say
About slavery back in the day.
He was for it. His claim:
The slave's good was its aim,
And he'd preach every Southern cliche. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jakob crimes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jakob's crimes were especially vile,
Say the charges recorded on file.
The court that will sit
Has two outcomes—acquit
Or convict him. (Bernoulli's on trial.) <LIMERICK_END> | 8,450 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'inns every'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fred and I are frequenters of inns.
Every day we will stand on our pins
At each bar, with a glass
To our lips. We surpass
Other clients: the booziest twins! <LIMERICK_END> | 55,071 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a term that is somewhat arcane:
"We were banged," but now let me explain.
What you're thinking's off base.
This is merely a case
Of a game being called due to rain. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,247 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'muffins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're facing a tough day ahead,
And you're chasing a base for your spread,
Forget muffins: what most
People stuff in is toast—
Some would say, the best thing since sliced bread. <LIMERICK_E... | 23,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'splint'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After breaking my arm, I'd a stint
In a dressing they call active splint.
With its modern dynamics
I sculpted ceramics
In comfort—of pain, not a hint! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'groom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My daughter gets married today.
Though I'm told I must give her away,
I do not like to whom
I bestow her her groom;
He reminds me of me, sad to say. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,761 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'expectance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Expectance, my friend, is the feeling
That good things will happen: when dealing
With leaves and infusion,
You sense the conclusion,
And savour the thought of Darjeeling. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sneeze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Doc's words did not leave Lesley chuffed:
"Your errhine meds need to be snuffed."
So, said Les, "If you please—
I just hate when I sneeze."
"It's the best way to get you unstuffed." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,383 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'helen keller'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Helen Keller first felt the cool flow,
Then the taps on her palm that would show
It was water! That wonder
Broke darkness asunder—
The new aha moment's bright glow. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snooze underground'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I snooze underground (not too deep),
Till the dawn, when I wake up and peep
With my bright bunny eyes
From my burrow, whose size
Makes it cosy: a warm place to sleep. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dematerialisation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To achieve dematerialisation
You must send all your parts on vacation.
If you've watched Dr. Who
It's the TARDIS for you,
Or if Star Trek it's teleportation! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,025 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor sots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some poor sots frequent bars for some snorts,
But they've often a case of the shorts.
They'll drink anything wet;
For half-price, what they get
Is a glass of mixed dregs called all sorts. <LIME... | 32,860 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concertino concerto'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Concertino? Concerto, but small?
Don't reserve the Millennium Hall
For a score of musicians
To present their renditions;
It's really no great work at all. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,810 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'photographing stag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the fells, photographing a stag,
If you're lost, at the edge of a crag,
Check your compass, at least,
For north, south, west and east.
If you fall, you'll come home in a bag. <LIMER... | 20,780 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cutover'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There were trees in the cutover; but
Now it's over for them they've been cut.
Now the forest is clear,
Will it just disappear?
Is America open and shut? <LIMERICK_END> | 27,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capricornus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Capricornus, according to fable,
Is the Sea Goat, a mythical label
Some attribute to Pan.
Each winter began
With the sun here—at solstice, 'twas stable. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,385 |
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