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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Avast will be heard on the ship
From the skipper, to stop any "lip"
He may get from the crew
When they hear, "No more brew!"
They'll be mighty, not high, on this trip! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ellie phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ellie Phelps thinks her pet is ideal,
For she knows what his crest will reveal.
Flattened back means I'm mad,
While straight up says I'm glad—
That's her cockatiel's charming appeal. <LIMERI... | 19,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tenor michael'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you heard tenor Michael Fabiano
From New Jersey (for me a paisano)?
We met this musician
In the film The Audition.
Now he sings at La Scala, Milano. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'particular tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This particular tree, so I'm told,
Every autumn, has leaves of pure gold.
It is called the brown ash.
I can always use cash,
So I'll buy one wherever they're sold. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golden girls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Golden girls are most popular, blessed
With success while they're young. Who'd have guessed,
When they leave centre stage
At the end of the rage,
Many spend their old age so depressed? <LIME... | 65,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adamitism means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I hope you don't find it too odd
When you see I've no clothes on my bod.
Adamitism means
I don't wear any jeans
Because I'm going naked for God. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arctalian world'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In boreal climes, it would seem
Life's a permanent battle upstream…
Intense cold, little light—
Mere survival's a fight.
The Arctalian world is extreme. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'china flew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On Air China, I flew from Tibet
To Chengdu—not a trip to forget.
Though the cabin was clean,
I was soon turning green
When they served us the yak en brochette. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,476 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'robbing graves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Robbing graves to George Herbert appealed.
Wanting wonders in Egypt revealed,
He sent Carter in first,
But the tomb, it was cursed—
By mosquitoes his fate was soon sealed. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,189 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scallops'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These are crenate leaves, here on this hedge.
See their curvy 'teeth' round each leaf's edge?
It's as if they'd been cut
Using pinking shears, but
Leaving scallops, not points, I'd allege. <LIME... | 55,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alcohol messes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If in calculus class you'd survive,
Your intellect surely must thrive.
But alcohol messes
With brains causes stresses,
So please never drink and derive. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,426 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puccini'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I feel sorry for Leoncavallo;
His chords and his tunes ring out hollow.
His Bohème is unknown
(It's unsung, never shown),
For Puccini's a hard act to follow. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,442 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'noble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's not noble, just putting on airs
As she enters the room and declares,
"Your upholstery is bland.
I've had all I can stand!"—
So I kindly remove all the chairs. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,881 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actinodermatitis sensation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Actinodermatitis? Sensation
Of burning and skin inflammation?
Please make an appointment
To get the right ointment.
The cause of this rash? Radiation. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,316 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cytoskeletons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cytoskeletons obviate muddle,
Allowing a kick or a cuddle.
Their fibers, like spells,
Hold together our cells —
Without them we'd just be a puddle. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bill daily'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A corporate executive, Bill
Daily shows his high management skill.
We were shocked when his wife
Spread the truth about life
On the home front: he bows to her will. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adhocracy governs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An adhocracy governs this city.
The results, I attest, are not pretty.
Our standing will worsen
Until there's one person
In charge—not this "rule by committee." <LIMERICK_END> | 3,118 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adiabatic demagnetization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adiabatic demagnetization
Is a geeky deep-freezing sensation.
A magnetic-salt pill
Really gives you a chill
With its no-moving-parts operation. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,937 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bring the axe down on top of his brain,
And then strike him again and again.
You must split him in two,
Because that's what you do
When you render a body atwain. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tammy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are Tammy's harsh wheeze and her sneeze
Consignificative signs of disease
That in sum need attention?
I heard Mama mention
They're serious; Pa disagrees. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'osbert thought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The Defenestration of Ermintrude Inch":
Osbert thought he would prove (what a cinch!)
Wifie spoke more than he.
This turned out not to be:
Out the window went she what a grinch! <LIMERICK... | 59,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'communist danger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Chinese Revolution, game changer,
Brought in Mao and the Communist danger.
When Russia aligned
With China, that kind
Of a deal then made danger no stranger. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alternative facts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Please, Kellyanne Conway, relax.
Put down your political axe.
And it's very unwise
To spout provable lies
And then call them "alternative facts". <LIMERICK_END> | 57,868 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cell excitement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The duration we need to observe
Cell excitement in muscle or nerve,
Using current that's twice
What can barely suffice,
Is its chronaxy (see Lapicque's curve). <LIMERICK_END> | 54,509 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sand trap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the golf course, my shot was a klunker;
Missed the fairway, went straight to a bunker.
Now this sand-trap is deep,
And the sides are too steep
To descend. Get a rope and spelunker! <LIMERICK... | 21,241 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marches'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Back and forth, he has carried the news —
Now from south back to north he's brought views
To the leaders who heard
Not his voice but his word;
Now their own marches miles in his shoes. <LIMERICK_... | 11,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'four daughters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Young Louisa marked each jot and tittle
As she wrote of four daughters, all little.
"Women need to be heard.
Gender bias? Absurd!
Wooden prejudice—that's what I'll whittle." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,094 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bits of lead you will need when you start;
Line them up—they must not fall apart.
Reproduce the right text,
And you might seem perplexed
By the gold you can make with black art. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jack dismal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His whole life there existed this rumor:
"Jack's a dismal and dour doom and gloomer."
On his tomb was his answer:
"Though I may have had cancer,
I depart with a great sense of tumor." <LIMERI... | 64,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trustworthy aide'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since your trustworthy aide has abetted,
You're likely to feel quite indebted.
But he's helped you do wrong,
So it may not be long
'Til the cops have the both of you netted. <LIMERICK_EN... | 3,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apelike behavior'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your apelike behavior is rude,
Your conduct is frequently lewd.
But I shouldn't compare
You with apes—that's not fair.
They're honest and loyal—you're crude. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cardamom flavor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eastern cooking will call for this spice,
Whose smell and rich taste are so nice.
When mulling some wine,
And you want something fine,
Let some cardamom flavor suffice. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jelly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If not made right, your jelly won't gel —
Doesn't set, just stays syrupy. Hell!
It won't sell at the fair,
But don't pull out your hair:
Add some pectin it should come out well. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,964 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cartilage cancer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cartilage cancer is known
As a chondrosarcoma. When shown
To a doc with a 'scope
(A pathologist, dope),
He will grade this rare tumor of bone. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fat bishops'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A folding chair's not a good call
For fat bishops; that faldstool's too small.
If "Most Reverend" plops there,
The chair hasn't a prayer —
A debacle we've got to forestall! <LIMERICK_END> | 51,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ironmonger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Ironmonger" it says, I'll allow,
But my sign I will soon disavow.
To my shop people march:
"Take my shirts—heavy starch!"
I prefer the old "feroner" now. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sword fight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Soon the sword fight grew fierce and robust.
There was many a furious thrust.
It was foin, parry, slash,
Then the point hit: a gash!
Too damned fast—we all left in disgust. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'happy birthday'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The date of your birth makes it clear
You've survived yet another good year,
And your age is one more
Than it had been before—
What the hell! Happy birthday, my dear! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anvil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a hammer, the woman bucks ore
On an anvil—a nine-to-five chore.
After screening out bits
To re-crush them, she quits
For the day, but tomorrow there's more. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bruce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was once an investor named Bruce
Whose investments would never produce.
His account balance showed
He made less than he owed;
That's why Bruce was seduced by the noose. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,740 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eal tom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As his doctors can proudly attest,
Since the accident, Tom has been blessed.
Though his Ds are unsung
He still speaks (with no tongue).
"No big 'eal," Tom demissly expressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,026 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chemist shop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chemist's a shop with shampoo,
Many treatments for colds and the flu,
Other tablets and pills,
Maybe make-up and frills —
And the pharmacist working there, too. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'judge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That judge was as firm as can be:
"You're a slick-talking court returnee.
I give you no quarter,
You lying exhorter;
Your suasions and prods won't sway me!"" <LIMERICK_END> | 51,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'condition cryptitis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The condition cryptitis is one
Of the topics the sheepish might shun:
Anal crypts get inflamed,
And the victim's ashamed
To discuss it, so nothing gets done. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My know-it-all wife is alleging
That I don't know the secrets of edging.
She says, "Our lawn border
Is just not in order.
To say that you're edging is hedging." <LIMERICK_END> | 53,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delighted gay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had given a woman the eye.
My degree of attraction was high.
But my amorous look
She ignored and, mistook,
It delighted a gay guy nearby. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'career break'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A career break, my chance to deploy—
Have two kids and resume work with joy.
But that plan went awry
When it turned out that I
Had a daughter, then quads, each a boy. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,642 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coarsened'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're coarsened! It seems like two-thirds
Of our language is four-letter words.
An ungodly amount!
(I'm awaiting the count
From you lexicographical nerds.) <LIMERICK_END> | 38,482 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antonym guy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you see that the world's black or white,
And your instincts shriek out, "Fight or flight!",
You're an antonym guy.
Shades of gray fool your eye.
Disagree? You're all wrong and I'm right... | 26,733 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bunny pursued'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was a young lady called Bunny,
Pursued by hot suitors with money.
Delectably charming,
With beauty disarming,
The buzz was she tasted like honey. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vectors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many vectors are usefully split
By components on axes: to wit,
We can chart, to be smart,
Both a vertical part
And a flat left-to-right-running bit. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jungle plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the jungle, plants brandish their spines
As they climb where the sun always shines.
Arrhizal, they're free
To be lords of the tree:
The ferocious, rapacious, crown vines! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,471 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'means altruistic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Benefic: it means "altruistic"—
An opposite, then, of sadistic.
What percent of us seem
To be either extreme
Is a very important statistic. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,212 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'art gum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a child, I would sit back and mumble
"Why must art gum I use always crumble?"
That it was an eraser
But not a defacer —
Once I learned of that fact, no more grumble. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bow hand'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As an archer, I hold the bow tight
In my left hand, but later I might
(For a change of pace) twiddle
Around with my fiddle;
In that case, the bow hand's my right. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compelled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With threats and coercion at play,
He compelled me to see things his way.
He's the arm-twisting kind —
Quite persuasive, I find.
(He'll keep secret the fact that I'm gay.) <LIMERICK_END> | 34,769 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golf bag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's my caddie-cum-girlfriend's critique:
"Your darn golf bag was heav— Let me speak!
It's now light (fewer sticks),
Carries balls (down to six):
All the rest have been claimed by the creek." ... | 61,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adsorption'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The adsorption of vapor on wood
Is as moistening well understood.
The reverse case is drying—
Such desorption applying
Might cause cracks, which would hardly be good. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loathing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I dislike you. My loathing runs deep.
I would lose not a minute of sleep
Should I learn you were dead;
Bugger off, go ahead.
Find yourself a ravine—and then leap. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,659 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disinformation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's the value of disinformation?
Confusing an enemy nation.
Feed 'em facts that ain't so
So they think that they know
What you're up to or some variation. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,939 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'using blowpipe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take a tube made of cane or bamboo,
Plus a poison tipped dart (one will do).
Wrap your lips round one end
Of the tube—blow. My friend,
You are using a blowpipe. It's true! <LIMERICK_END> | 40,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'test scores'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've no test scores or recommendations,
But this job site still spins some gyrations.
Then: a dialog box
Titled "School of Hard Knocks"
Says, "Please enter your qualifications..." <LIMERICK_E... | 34,135 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dog mushing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> King Kong hammered down a huge fist
On two sled dogs. "Desist! I insist!"
Yelled the musher. "Dog mushing
Ain't mashing or crushing.
Just driving the dogsled's the gist." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,196 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'going geocaching'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Going geocaching is a pursuit
Where participants seek hidden 'loot'.
They may use GPS
As they try to assess
Many outdoor locations en route. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,730 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chemicals stimulants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's cosmetic neurology, fool,
And a popular tool now in school.
Many students are besting
The rest by ingesting
Cool chemicals: Stimulants rule! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabin fever'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cabin fever I cannot endure
Any longer. I must find a cure,
'Cause I'm restless, distressed,
And extremely depressed.
Why, of course! "Go outside," you say. Sure! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,022 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyclometry majors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cyclometry majors, take heart!
Some call studying circles an art.
With diploma in hand,
You'll be much in demand.
They need baggers at Bob's Liquor Mart. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agreement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We can both disagree, yet not fight,
Though our chance for agreement is slight.
But, between you and me,
Our best hope to agree
Is if you say to me, "Yeah, you're right." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'absolute goof'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If ever I needed more proof
That your dad is an absolute goof,
His foolish insistence
On a pose of absistence —
He's a schmuck when he stands so aloof. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jimmy dean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jimmy Dean, though deceased, still lives on
In a song he co-wrote: "Big Bad John."
He made country hearts throb,
Gave a Muppet a job,
And sold sausage from here to Taiwan. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,167 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beverly hillbillies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Beverly Hillbillies showed
You could move to a fancy abode
If you first shot at food
But hit bubblin' crude
And with millions of bucks were bestowed. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,304 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'movie star'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though your language is over-dramatic
And your hand gestures wild and erratic,
With that movie star smile
You can't help but beguile
And be thought, by your fans, charismatic. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'iron laminate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Iron laminate, lacquered, is ready
To be used in transformers," says Freddy.
"Why the laminate?" "See,
If the current runs free,
It will just swirl around in an eddy." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'youngsters talk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Er, well, basically, that is, whenever,
What I mean is, um, sort of, whatever,
At the end of the day…"
Youngsters talk in a way
Where conciseness occurs hardly ever. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dressed jet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the best-dressed jet-setters were there
At the elegant black-tie affair.
But then I arrived too,
In a flashy debut,
Since with nothing to wear, I came bare. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concurrent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Concurrent to some means "as one,"
While to others "in harmony done."
Yet another opines
It's "the meeting of lines."
Any hope of concurrence? No, none. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chiloe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Unique to the Chilean isles
Is Chiloe, well known for the styles
Of its churches of wood
(Many years they have stood),
And its houses on sturdy log piles. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,315 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cataracts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These cataracts cloud up my vision.
I can no longer see with precision.
I see halos round light,
And I'm sightless at night,
So my lenses are due for excision. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recover debt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To recover a debt that was due,
Ac etiam, meaning "this too",
Was a practical fiction
To give jurisdiction
To a court, and permit you to sue. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'money design'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> U.S. money design is in flux;
What was green now has colors deluxe.
So I printed and deal
Bogus bills as if real;
They're light purple, but read "20 Bucks"! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,409 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shivered old'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Shivered old hypochondriac Bill,
"I've been feeling so feverishly ill.
When I take to my bed,
I'll be waking up dead!"
"Just be cool," we encouraged him, "Chill." <LIMERICK_END> | 19,826 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swallow fairy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Even pigeons eat, drink and seem merry,
But would fairy swallows swallow a fairy?
Yet its slick fancy dress
Gives me pause, I confess.
I'd say Tinkerbell better be wary. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,997 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beetroots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With these beetroots, what are we to do?
We could pickl'a particular few,
Or make soup for a treat
(Try some borsht. Can't be beat)
With this root that would suit in a stew. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,976 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scotty toilet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two snot-nosed young sophomores from Groton
Had gotten a carton of cotton
(The absorbent type—fluffed).
Scotty's toilet they stuffed.
What did Scott call their plot? Misbegotten! <LIMERICK_... | 28,296 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aerophone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An aerophone—noisy when blown—
Must be played with some care for good tone;
There's no clamor as sad
And melodically bad
As a flatulent flute or trombone. <LIMERICK_END> | 883 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jim kirk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Beam me up, Scotty, now!" yelled Jim Kirk,
"From this Klingon convenience store clerk
Who insists that I pay
For my own Milky Way;
You must get me away from this jerk!" <LIMERICK_END> | 18,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'five'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear Robert, my love never stops,
Though it welters through rises and drops.
When I count all the ways
I adore you these days,
I get five. Maybe six. Seven tops. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's fast-paced, and a movie-buff treat.
Had me right on the edge of my seat!
Burt drives into the pool
Where Jill's swimming! So cool!
Kills the shark, shouts, "Hop in! He's dead meat!" <LIMERICK_E... | 49,741 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dot goatfish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The dash-and-dot goatfish makes men
Who know their Morse code utter, "When
It's swimming this way,
Of course, that's an A;
When it turns 'round again, that's an N." <LIMERICK_END> | 27,511 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coconut palm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The coconut palm is a tree
That grows not too far from the sea
Along tropical coasts;
And its nuts, so it boasts,
Offer wood, drink and food, all for free. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,454 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fine flowers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In this mid-winter season of gloom,
Our garden still finds lots of room
For brightness (mid-gale)
And for colour (through hail);
There's a fair few fine flowers in bloom. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,984 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'misty mornings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 6am, and the timing is right,
As the lingering torpor takes flight.
And the lethargy's gone
At the onset of dawn.
Misty mornings are joggers' delight. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,559 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cultural cringe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though maintaining a boastful exterior,
We fear others are largely superior.
The cultural cringe
Is the name for our whinge
That Australian life is inferior. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'starving'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Throwing food away, let me explain,
Upsets me. It's wasteful. My brain
Tells me, think of all those
Who are starving; I s'pose
That for me it goes well 'gainst the grain. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'height'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She was married to Pepin the Short
(Who was tiny by any report).
Though her height isn't known,
Her known nicknames have shown
She had feet of a very odd sort. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maniacs culture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some bacteria pack a big punch.
That's why maniacs culture a bunch.
Germs raised like a pet
Are a nightmare, you bet!
Bioterror deployed in a lunch. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abduction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abduction's a serious crime,
And a perp can expect to do time:
Many years, God forbid,
If he's kidnapped a kid—
Maybe none if the victim's a mime. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,561 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'naked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Premiering, the movie star said,
"Yes, I love being naked in bed!
And these are my real boobs,
Now I'll wave at the rubes!"
She's an airhead but makes lots of bread. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,710 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fat cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a fat cat, as rich as a king,
Every inch of me dripping with bling.
You may envy my cash,
Think me tawdry and flash,
But I don't give a monkey's! Ka-ching! <LIMERICK_END> | 50,122 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The life of a teen is complex.
For a male it involves, one expects,
Things like fashion, and school,
And the need to be cool,
Yet the accent is always on sex. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,871 |
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