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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'await pollination'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two flowers, with great trepidation,
Plan to mate—they await pollination;
But if they're out of phase
By a couple of days,
They will fail at their fertilization. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuisines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For all types of good food I've a taste.
All kinds of cuisines I've embraced.
Can't stop stuffing my face.
I won't slow down this pace.
Glad expansile applies to my waist. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,599 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'study esthetics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like beauty? Then study esthetics.
I don't mean some Greek guy's Poetics.
I'm speaking of skin,
Since that zit on your chin
Is desperately seeking cosmetics! <LIMERICK_END> | 48,922 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hellish auschwitz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hellish Auschwitz that infamous spot
Where a million were starved, gassed, or shot.
On our history's broad page,
This nefarious stage
Will forever remain a black blot. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,788 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aliquot evenly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An aliquot evenly splits,
As three into twelve nicely fits.
If, instead, you contrive
To divide twelve by five,
Five's an aliquant, leaving some bits. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,740 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emulsion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For my dinner I'm going to fix
An emulsion it's one of my tricks!
Oil and water's a blessing
For salads the dressing:
Two liquids that don't like to mix. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chauvinists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All chauvinists stick to the plan
Of a slavish devotion to clan
That no witness can quench
Nor objection retrench,
But then, Chauvin was French and a man. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'athletics pronunciation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As an athlete you're into athletics.
Pronunciation's defined by phonetics.
But for clarification
And sound explanation
Of the Scriptures you use exegetics. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,028 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blockade running'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sneaking past them, I relish the flush
Of success! Just the threat of a brush
With the law is a thrill!!
They can't stop me!!! (Whoa—chill.)
Yes, blockade-running gives me a rush. <LIMER... | 6,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kissed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He remembers a lass of low station
Who rekindled a certain sensation.
He desires to be kissed,
So he pays for each tryst
In the bawdy house, per assignation. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,908 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though ailing, the bride didn't falter
As she went to meet Walt at the altar.
The alterative she used
Was so good that she cruised
Down the aisle and applied Walter's halter. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john crossed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John crossed over the bridge, or he tried,
But a train jolted John in mid-stride.
So we mourn him today,
But he's well on his way
To cross over to God's other side. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bill's so socially awkward it's frightful,
But his manner is charming, delightful.
He's adorkable, truly,
A term that is duly
Affectionate, not mean or spiteful. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'psychiatry say'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Psychiatry must go away,"
Fans of anti-psychiatry say.
And all of my voices
Say if they had choices,
They'd insist that it happen today. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll displat and then wash my long mane
Since my Jane has begun to complain.
She says she sees lice
That are bigger than mice,
And much munching might make me insane. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,219 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'iq'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a dolt; he's a bit of a block
With less wit than the average rock.
Want to test his IQ?
Not so easy to do—
He reads nothing, not even a clock. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'filler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A filler is something we utter
In place of a pause or a stutter.
We say "like," "well," or "um,"
Till our phrases become
Interspersed with a thick verbal clutter. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,380 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angor means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word angor means anguish so bad
That it's painful. I also might add
It is not at all like
The word anger, a spike
In emotion you feel when you're mad. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,665 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angel fish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The angel-fish, if you look sharp,
Appears more like a shark than a carp.
Though as fiddle-fish known,
It can't play a chaconne,
Or a hymn on a heavenly harp. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thrombosis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my gut I've a god-awful pain.
"You've thrombosis," explained Dr. Kane.
"In your bowel you've got,
On your scan, a big spot.
It's a clot in your left colic vein." <LIMERICK_END> | 44,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bus service'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bus service helps clean the air;
It may smell, but our cars are not there.
If all of us strive
To ride more than drive,
We'll save money and show that we care. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'auxograph reading'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you think your stored carrots got shorter,
Decreasing in size by a quarter,
An auxograph's reading
Is just what you're needing
To rate change by a larder distorter. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coin marked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Des Moines, I had lunch at the Grange,
Paid in cash, and then found in my change
A large coin marked "CC."
It's a minter's ID:
Carson City. I thought that was strange. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,890 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'see pregnancy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chronic endometritis may be
The reason your womb cannot see
A pregnancy through
Till the day you'd be due.
Inflammation reduction's the key. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'executions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some people are seeking solutions
To killing in state institutions—
Getting death rows to stop,
Take a break, close up shop:
A cessation of all executions. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dorello canal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am confident Dad never shall
Forget what to call this locale
Where a tumor once grew—
Left his right eye askew—
In his skull; it's Dorello's canal. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'several jigs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His job was to serve a subpoena
To the boss of the local marina.
Since the job made him sad,
He decided to add
Several jigs on his old concertina. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'write comedy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To write comedy takes a fine touch,
But professionals charge way too much,
So they crowdsource the writing
And make it exciting,
Then "pay" folks with magnets and such. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adjoining meant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Way back, when the wordsmiths were coining
New words, someone said that adjoining
Meant "adjacent", a coup
For the folks at Bronx U.,
A college well known for great loining. <LIMERICK_END... | 3,161 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blood clot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blood clot is prayed for (obtusely)
When someone is bleeding profusely.
But when bleeding has stopped,
The prayer should be dropped,
For blood, when inside, should flow loosely. <LIMERICK_EN... | 34,796 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sunny algeria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a sickly young guy from Siberia,
Who developed a case of diphtheria,
"I will never get well
Here—it's colder than hell!"
So he travelled to sunny Algeria. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,723 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'citronella'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Citronella's an oil with potential.
Indeed, it's considered essential,
Which gives it great hope,
When it's scenting a soap,
Of proving itself influential. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I just drank, couldn't stop, stole to pay,
Till her strength chased my demons away.
Sure she nags—she's a wife—
She's my "trouble and strife,"
And she's why I can stand here today. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fire farolitos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They are brown paper bags in a row,
Holding sand, and a tea-light aglow.
With so much to admire,
Trust they don't start a fire.
Farolitos: the glimmer could grow. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bullwhacker whip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bullwhacker's whip would go Crack!
Don't use reason—just give 'em a whack.
Driving oxen is tough,
Though it's safe, true enough,
Since the beasts do not get to whack back. <LIMERICK_EN... | 53,496 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disney buffoon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a mouse, but no Disney buffoon.
Nope, my path through the desert is strewn
With old bones mouse and snake.
Even scorpions make
Tasty meals. Hear me howl at the moon. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,397 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flagpole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As in basket, but not as in bag;
As in flagpole, but not as in flag:
A two-syllable word,
Not daft, more absurd —
More wiggle or waggle than wag. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,254 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crystal oscillators'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crystal oscillators are pretty neat;
Their precision's not easy to beat.
It's a silica trick
That gives quartz clocks their tick
From a tuning fork, small and discreet. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ann try'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't favor don't go for your plan,
The way that you say you'll woo Ann.
Try up-her-skirt hiking!
That's more to her liking:
She'll go for a dirty old man. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'liquid chocolate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Liquid chocolate, the type known as "drinking,"
May not be the same as you're thinking.
Shaved chocolate, hot milk,
Cane sugar—like silk!
Do try it when spirits are sinking. <LIMERICK_EN... | 37,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'powerful stuff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So he meets with a shifty young guy
Who says, "Man, wanna give this a try?
It's some powerful stuff!"
He agrees, "Strong enough...
But your asking price, man, is too high." <LIMERICK_END> | 2,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vibrating system'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a vibrating system, the spot
Of the maximum amplitude's not
At a node, but instead
At an antinode—said
(By the nodes) to be swinging and hot! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'porch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our new mansion is studded with gables
And we've horses galore in our stables.
Our large porch is our pride
Where we all eat outside
(On its deck, since we can't afford tables). <LIMERICK_END> | 32,943 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invented bunny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Beatrix Potter invented a bunny,
Whose nature was good and quite sunny.
As a sister to Peter,
Flops and Mops (who were sweeter),
Young Cottontail really was funny. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,925 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dill pickle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> O I do love these soft-centred chocs.
I could gorge my way through the whole box.
Though I felt a slight dread
About one, when I read
It described as dill pickle, with lox! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brain recalled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a test for biology writers
Was: "Who's Otto Friedrich Karl Deiters?"
That he'd studied the brain,
I recalled without strain—
Without cramming or pulling all-nighters. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'george disease'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here with no one to talk to all day,
I can feel my nerves starting to fray.
I've King George's disease:
I've been chatting with trees,
And I greet the dried grass with a "Hay!" <LIMERICK_E... | 64,683 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We've rejected your bid for parole;
We've opined that you're lacking a soul.
So your life you will face
In an exitless place.
You will never get out of this hole. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shall fight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I shall fight tooth and nail for promotion.
I shall work day and night; such devotion
Will secure my position
And clear competition
(In whose coffees I'll pour poison potion). <LIMERICK_END> | 50,953 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hookers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a gob in the navy, you'll learn
How to spit like a sailor and turn
That huge vessel to port;
There, you'll find there's no short-
age of hookers just itching to earn. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,620 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'courthouse tout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I went down to the courthouse tout suite;
In the gallery there, took a seat.
Soon got tired, but stayed strong
(Civil trials can be long).
Then, like me, the damn ticket was beat. <LIMERI... | 61,235 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just because you're my elder, you deem
I should show you respect and esteem?
You duffer! My preference
Is not to show deference
To those I don't see as supreme. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wailing banshee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He awoke to a wailing banshee:
"Ahe-oop, lad, there's just thee and me!"
In great fear he replied,
"Once I get my boots tied
Be assured there will only be thee." <LIMERICK_END> | 45,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm behind in my payment of rent,
And behind, to a sorry extent,
In what needs to be done.
Now I'm under the gun,
And my "get up and go" up and went. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young hoofer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A young hoofer said, "Dear, you're a fright!
Get dolled up and we'll go out tonight!
Put some stuff on your face,
Get your hair in its place,
And we'll dance 'til tomorrow's first light!" <L... | 36,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black pudding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are some things no sane man would eat,
Such as tripe, jellied eels and pigs' feet,
But the worst, I conclude,
Is black pudding a food
Made from pigs' fat and blood. What a treat! <LIM... | 3,296 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fammy mean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In The Fam'ly, fam's "hand" or "to handle".
"So does fammy mean 'handy'?" asks Randall.
"Could a conjuror's scam
Be a sly 'sleight of fam'?
And would panfam for 'beg' be a scandal?" <LIMERICK_... | 65,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'white gown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I peeked in as she started to doff
Her white gown. Before taking it off
And disrobing completely,
I acted discreetly:
Ahemmed, with a low warning cough. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,704 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'punch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a bouncer you can't use your fist.
For when punks get too drunk or too pissed,
You must stop all the fights
At the end of most nights,
But not punch someone's face into grist. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wheat growth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's late summer; soon wheat growth will stop.
At the end of tall stems, at the top,
Stands a new leaf, the last,
Waving high on a mast.
It's this flag leaf that heralds the crop. <LIMERICK_... | 59,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catholics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This obsolete word I've found, bead-roll,
May seem both to you and to me droll.
It lists those, passed away,
For whom someone must pray;
As Catholics, that's our agreed role. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'measuring feet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a city with street after street,
Walk from each to the next one you meet.
The natives will talk
Of the blocks that you walk;
It's more useful than measuring feet. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,903 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lumberman wedding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the lumberman's wedding, we dined;
I had nothing bad-mannered in mind.
I admired his bride,
And the bridegroom replied
Very cuttingly—my, how unkind! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You were sprawled on your lawn in a daze.
Came some cows that your fence didn't faze.
They mistook you for grass,
And they chewed on your ass!"
"No sweat, dude. It's only a graze." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,380 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ignore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he carries my clubs on the links,
I ignore him, don't care what he thinks.
Sure he caddies for me—
He's my son, so he's free.
Yes, he's played some, but, frankly, he stinks. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'checkers game'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The computer code writers proclaim,
"This A.I.'s solved the old checkers game."
I fear one day we'll find
It's jumped over Mankind,
And said, "Crown me! King A.I.'s my name." <LIMERICK_END> | 21,877 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'favourite maiden'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your favourite maiden is dusky,
And tends to wear perfume that's musky,
One hot night, I suspect
That you two will connect
With words of true love, sweet and husky! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,119 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pressurized air'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're shopping for cars, be aware,
Hereabouts they may say, "It's got air,"
But it's cooling they mean
For your driving machine,
Not pressurized air for your spare. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emerald stone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm proposing tonight, so she's getting
A ring. Since my budget's not letting
Me spend like a king
I'll go green with this ring...
With an emerald stone in its setting. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'attack balaclava'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stout Lord Cardigan led the wild thrust
To attack Balaclava or bust.
But a great price was paid
By that brave Light Brigade,
With too many mowed down in the dust. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,370 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dollar loonie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Canadian dollar's a loonie:
It's a coin that has often looked puny
'Gainst the bill in the States.
But who cares? One that rates
Twice as strong as the loonie's the toonie. <LIMERICK_EN... | 36,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amphiphiles form'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Water-soluble ions compounding
With fat-soluble chains are astounding,
For amphiphiles form,
Explicating the swarm
Of detergents and soaps here, abounding. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhizomes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Dalmatian / sweet irises stun:
Seems the rhizomes are second to none.
Fans of Disney may know
Why my lilac-blue show
Spells, in flowers, ONE HUNDRED AND ONE. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chocolate ice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though you're slim and your abdomen's flat,
When you visit G.B., notice that
Chocolate ice cream's delicious—
But please be suspicious,
As choc-ice will make you grow fat. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,661 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'funeral okay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As kids, we were close. I must say,
Though, your politics drove me away.
I'm repulsed by your views.
Let's hang out? I refuse.
But I'll go to your funeral, okay? <LIMERICK_END> | 64,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foul lies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You calumnious rogue! Your foul lies
Have besmirched my repute in men's eyes!
Without one jot of shame
You have soiled my good name
With the worst filth a mind can devise. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hoover fbi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hoover's FBI agents, called feds,
Captured moonshiners, gangsters and Reds.
Now they try to make sure
That our homeland's secure
So we Yanks can sleep safe in our beds. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thought backpacks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The parachute squadron's new aide
Thought backpacks would do, I'm afraid.
On his lapses he muses,
As angry J'accuses
Of "Culpable negligence!" fade. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,724 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'holler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a cause that engenders dispute,
There are people who holler and hoot.
Over there is the one
Who'll ensure it gets done.
He's the activist—isn't he cute? <LIMERICK_END> | 743 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feeding cows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Feeding cows every day? It's exhausting!
I use cattle cakes, handy, but costing
Me more every year.
I'll go bankrupt, I fear.
At these prices, they oughta get frosting! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'milk colloidal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Processed milk's a colloidal dispersion,
With its fat-globs-in-water immersion.
The globs' tiny size
Means they don't tend to rise—
They'd form cream if they made that excursion. <LIMERICK... | 25,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clutch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The player referred to as clutch
Has the critical magical touch.
He's a gamer—the man
Under pressure who can
Score the clincher, the winner, and such. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,799 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clumsy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a word (but it's obsolete), clumse,
Meaning "something that stiffens and numbs."
Therefore, clumsy defines
Someone flubbing their lines,
Or a person all fingers and thumbs. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poopy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call it poopy or doo-doo or poo,
I'm a toddler and that's what I do.
In my diapers each day
Are those messes that say,
"My B.M.s are a present for you." <LIMERICK_END> | 8,586 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debbie creature'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the ballroom, we make quite a pair,
Because Debbie, a creature so fair,
Is a light-footed girl.
When I give her a whirl,
Like a dream she will seem debonair. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,289 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clare voyant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My friend is a psychic, flamboyant,
Who goes by the name of Clare Voyant.
She teases her hair
Till it's high in the air—
Her coiffure, like her aura, is buoyant. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mark loathing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mark's loathing is deep, inelastic,
And burns with a fire fantastic.
What sparks his destrudo?
The boy band Menudo.
"That act's superficially plastic!" <LIMERICK_END> | 30,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Get in touch with your folks!" the ad read,
"Using voice or by texting instead.
You will talk with them daily,"
The ad went on gaily.
I doubt it. My parents are dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,129 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consecutiveness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Consecutiveness, I must confess,
Is a word that is hard to express
In five lines, all in order,
And I, as recorder,
Can't press into anapest stress. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,636 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gob cetacean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ask any ol' salty-dog gob.
A cetacean is more than a glob.
Let's give an ovation
And add a citation:
He's doing a whale of a job. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,411 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deadfall trap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just arrange fallen limbs, tangled brush:
When the deadfall trap springs, it will crush.
The deadfall mass dives,
Takes the silly prey's lives.
(Last season, I caught a blind thrush!) <LIME... | 32,100 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'good cutler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the evening I murdered the butler
His demise could have been a lot subtler
If the knife had been keen
When I sliced out his spleen —
Could you please recommend a good cutler? <LIMERICK_END... | 26,815 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pander rules'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Double standard!" cried Andy with candor.
"To their males some societies pander.
Rules for sex? Men's are loose.
Seems what's sauce for the goose
Isn't also applied to the gander." <LIMERIC... | 37,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bristles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many insects, you know, will have bristles;
Some are spiky and pointed, like thistles.
So look up, ere you hug
That magnificent bug—
What's its chaetotaxy? (Wowed listener whistles!) <LIMERICK_E... | 18,415 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'suing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When there's somebody that you are suing,
And a shyster approaches you, wooing:
"I'll support your case, but
I'll be taking a cut,"
That is champerty. Say, "Nothing doing!" <LIMERICK_END> | 19,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A scheming young student named Scott
Tried to take out more cash than he'd got.
When his bank card was swallowed,
He panicked and followed.
He's stuck till they widen the slot. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,635 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A caver once had to admit
That he spat down a hundred-foot pit.
Said the chap down below:
"What was that? I must know!
Did you pee in the pit or just spit? <LIMERICK_END> | 34,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tasmania'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The Apple Isle? Part of Albania?
Or a beach in northwest Lithuania?"
"It's clear you've not read
Your assignment," she said,
"Or you'd know it's a name for Tasmania." <LIMERICK_END> | 3,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rodent taste'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A brewer while brewing at Crewe
Found a mouse in a vat of his brew.
This great rodent taste
He promptly displaced,
Lest the other beers need some mice, too! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,060 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earthworks prolific'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As builders of earthworks, prolific
Were the English; to be quite specific,
Take Cissbury Ring,
Maiden Castle—each thing
Is an earthwork that's truly terrific! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,912 |
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