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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'australia day'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Australia Day: twenty-six Jan.,
When our land was first settled by man!
(Hang on, that's not quite right—
The first ones who were white:
For the rest, the day it hit the fan.) <LIMERICK_END... | 2,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corrosional grooving'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A boiler may well be unsound
If corrosional grooving is found.
Is this wearing away
Far too much? I can't say,
But I noticed that steamfitter frowned. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bibliopolist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Making money was never a goal
For my brother, a bibliopole,
Who feels lucky to be
A bibliopolist. He
Loves old books with his heart and his soul. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,098 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brush cuts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Left behind, from the brush cuts we see
On our soldiers, is hairy debris,
Whereas brush-cutting means
When a lumberjack cleans
Out the slash from a trail or a tree. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,779 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'michael richards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Michael Richards flipped out (ran amok)
Doing stand-up. It's easy to chuck
Your old image as "Kramer"
When you rant like a flamer
And you scream out the n-word. (Tough luck.) <LIMERICK_E... | 14,517 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tessie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though our party for Tessie was festive,
She seemed breathless, unhappy, and restive.
"My lungs—they are drenched"—
She explained—"so I'm benched
By my heart failure, chronic, congestive." <LIMERI... | 24,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consummate liar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a consummate lover, with skill
That has set her alight with a thrill.
Then this consummate liar,
Whose pants are on fire,
Says, "I'll call you tomorrow. I will!" <LIMERICK_END> | 18,486 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'austen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First Impressions was Austen's first name
For that book that defined her great fame.
But the book was rejected.
Jane pondered, reflected.
Then with pride she prevailed. What a dame! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divorce despite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When accretive, things build by addition,
Like gradual silt deposition
And wives, post divorce
(Despite husbands, of course,
Firmly voicing their strong opposition). <LIMERICK_END> | 1,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'witnesses swear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the evidence shown has been damning.
The defense team had better start cramming.
All the witnesses swear
About who, what and where.
Soon the jury may set jail doors slamming. <LIMERIC... | 31,065 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bridge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bridge is known as a card game so tough;
We who play it have cried, "That's enough!"
Count your points and then bid,
Hope your id is well hid,
And your partner you never should bluff! <LIMERICK_EN... | 44,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mandelbrot set'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Mandelbrot set was derived —
In its complex quadratic-contrived
Polynomial form —
To repeat as a norm:
With self-similar fractals revived. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,044 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'booze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I shall no longer destinate, choose,
A life foul, filled with floozies and booze!
I'll accept wine and bread
From Lord Jesus instead —
His Good News!" Said my wife, "That's good news." <LIMERICK_... | 51,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aorta occlusion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I went to the doc with abdominal
Aorta occlusion not nominal.
The big artery's hard,
So she'll scrape out the lard
With her surgical skills quite phenomenal! <LIMERICK_END> | 56,721 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spirits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ill child was enisled in his room,
Isolation compounding his gloom.
Then a magical gift
Gave his spirits a lift,
Sent by someone, but none could guess whom. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,200 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'saboteur curser'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I wish my encounters were briefer
With this saboteur, curser and thiefer
In the games on my screen:
The most mean, the least clean
Of my foes. There he goes! He's a griefer. <LIMERICK_END... | 64,537 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alice blue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In an old-timey song of renown,
We hear tell of an "Alice blue gown".
'Twas a delicate hue
Of a soft, silv'ry blue;
At least, when 'twas new . . . now it's brown. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eddie cochran'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eddie Cochran had one top ten hit,
Namely "Summertime Blues," but such grit
He had put into song
That his death before long
Proved his status as icon legit. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elul quake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To a shrill shofar's blast I awake
Every morning in Elul. I quake
At the sound—feel inspired,
No longer too tired
To do special deeds for my sake. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,879 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debt art'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A collector who's canny and smart
Will be looking for good bad-debt art—
Since the owner is worried,
The sale may be hurried—
But the price is the very best part. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ropes hold her tight not a twitch
Can she make as the crowd screams, "Burn, bitch!"
And it strikes no one odd
That she cries out to God
As the Burning Times puts down a witch. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donkey kong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a video game called DK
That my kids like to play every day.
Donkey Kong is the name
Of an ape in this game.
He jumps barrels. But why? I can't say. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,537 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our diction class, Joe would cut up,
Always playing the mischievous pup.
Since it caused teachers stress,
He would never say "Yes."
Just to get us to laugh, he'd say "Yup!" <LIMERICK_END> | 37,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'castoridae clan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our Castoridae clan's like no other:
Me, my father, my mother and brother
Are beavers so eager,
With salaries meager—
It's one dam job after another. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pam anderson'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pam Anderson's body is nice
With her cleavage enhanced (maybe twice?).
She's a big-bosomed broad,
So c'mon guys, applaud
For the human flotation device! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curtains gray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For our dining room, now, we'll choose drapery—
Bright yellow, I think, like our napery.
Sure, the walls are gray-blue,
But with curtains gray too,
The whole room would look misty and vapor... | 43,583 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eastern'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is eastern is found in the east,
Or goes eastward—not westward, at least.
With a capital E,
What is Eastern may be
Of the Orthodox Church, like a priest. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This pink bog rose I picked it for you
(Makes it orchid to sit on the loo,
But that's where it's left!)
So's you won't feel bereft
When I'm gone and it brightens your poo. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bentsen expired'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lloyd Bentsen expired today.
As a tribute, I'd just like to say
That I thought it was great
When he set Dan Quayle straight:
"Kid," he told him, "You're no JFK!" <LIMERICK_END> | 7,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tres lazy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My crazy-ass wife is tres crazy.
My lazy-ass son is tres lazy.
Don't be stupid and share
What I told you. They're where?
Right behind me, you say? Oopsy-daisy. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some people can't handle their liquor—
Two drinks and they're ready to bicker.
"Your wife, I avow,
Is an insufferable cow!"
"That's it. No more wine for you, Vicar." <LIMERICK_END> | 6,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fancy moulding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fancy moulding on top of my door
Extends out just a little bit more.
It's pagodalike, yet
Called Greek ear or crossette.
It's just art. What's it for? My decor. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archaeolaters worship'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archaeolaters worship what's old,
Like the gods in the myths that are told,
But I find it no use.
When I try to reach Zeus,
It just feels like I'm always "on hold." <LIMERICK_END> | 10,044 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'woman blitz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When distracted I act like a ditz,
And my brain seems to go on the fritz.
As I walk through the crowds
With my head in the clouds,
The result is a one woman blitz. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,146 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wine barrique'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A container from oak in curved staves—
Held by hoops made of metal—which saves
Its good contents, how fine,
From becoming cheap wine:
A barrique safely stored in the caves. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,018 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'descend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The City of God, from the sky,
Will descend. True believers will cry
Out His praises sublime
For the rest of all time.
Call me sinner; I'd rather just die. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,064 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drum circle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a drum circle, kids have a ball
Banging bongos, and cans, and what all.
They face inward, not out,
And I honestly doubt
That the next stop is Carnegie Hall. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,946 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'epiphytes botanists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a tropical mountain, we speak
Of a cloud forest, high, near the peak—
The tall trees in the mist;
Ferns and mosses, rain-kissed;
And the epiphytes botanists seek. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,274 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quantum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My colleagues, God bless 'em, will handle
Odd titular aspects, and dandle
The earthier meaning
Of bra, but I'm leaning
To quantum mechanics (less scandal). <LIMERICK_END> | 10,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embryo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Precise controlled growth is quotidian
In embryos. If the obsidian-
like action, so fixed,
Becomes damaged or nixed
And the embryo's a blob, it's anidian. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lauer allegations'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Charlie Rose and now Keillor and Lauer:
Allegations increased by the hour.
Claims of sexual crimes,
Some done multiple times,
Upon women by men flaunting power. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "'Til death do us part," said his Miss.
Then they finished their vows with a kiss.
"Now, my dear, come along.
Walk like this; that way's wrong!"
'Twas his intro to marital bliss. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'claims adjusters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Claims adjusters, insurance-type guys,
Are so easy to hate and despise.
It seems like they aim
To deny every claim.
Do those "good hands" hold nothing but lies? <LIMERICK_END> | 30,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goof proof'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Putting holiday crap on my roof,
Nothing's goof-proof, and I am your proof.
Any moron succeeds?
"Christmas Merry," it reads.
(I suppose it depends on the goof.) <LIMERICK_END> | 62,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blind copy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm distressed that the person addressed
Knows you know what I sent, 'cause he guessed
You received a blind copy.
I'll attest I was sloppy —
From my zest to confess, unsuppressed. <LIMERICK_EN... | 30,082 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anatomicomedical lasses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anatomicomedical lasses
Take comedic anatomy classes.
Cut-up shtick for the brain
In a humerus vein
Requires pratfalls on gluteal masses. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,568 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tumor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just consider this surgical case:
There's a tumor that's thin at its base.
A craseur's what you need
To remove it with speed—
And the blood won't spurt up in your face. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,113 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a sheep who's despondently glum;
Ewe could say that her dates are all scum.
She needs macho, no scam
From a guy on the lam;
Maybe someday, her ram beau will come. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'casual look'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It isn't a quick, casual look;
More the kind when you're lost in a book.
Like a babe at its mother,
We gaze at each other —
And simmer if looks were to cook. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,259 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I came on to Marie in my car,
But she found my behavior bizarre,
Saying, "Didn't you know
We're just friends? We can't go
Any further. That bridge is too far." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,568 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actors explode'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In more erudite scripts from the past,
There was badinage too good to last.
Now the actors explode
Like some stopped-up commode
And make films that I wish I had passed. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,507 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'things'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A woman in coverture loses
The right to own things that she uses.
She's under the cover
Of husband and lover.
By law, he can do as he chooses. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pete gonna'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm downbound; I'm heading for Hell,"
Said a worried old sinner named Mel.
"Between tootsies and crack,
Plus much booze and some smack,
Old St. Pete's gonna bid me farewell." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french amour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Love of self is precisely the theme
Of the French amour propre. It would seem
The nuance it displays
Is quite lost when the phrase,
In translation, becomes self-esteem. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,573 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defecography'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Study function and also geography
Of the rectum? Then use defecography.
Through the body one peeks,
Using X-ray techniques,
Function captured in moving photography. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,128 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aphasia instead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It used to be easy to rhyme
And come up with a word on a dime.
But a hit on the head
Brought aphasia instead,
And so now I tell stories in mime. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greenish seaweed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a plant, it's one most people wish
Lived away from the lakes where they splish.
Greenish seaweed's a pest
As it clings to your chest,
Even though it's delicious for fish. <LIMERICK_EN... | 3,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vein'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your phlegm, sir, will flow once my fleam
Has vented your vein. Hold your scream!
Yes, that pulsing red jet
Is your blood. I regret
I've provoked such a copious stream. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carpenter measures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A good carpenter measures things twice
And cuts once, and he gives this advice:
"Don't just measure things once
And cut twice like a dunce:
That's a waste of good wood; be precise." <L... | 17,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brahman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This Brahman is sporting a hump.
It's a steer, not some pundit, you chump.
Resistant to heat,
It yields excellent meat,
And it's docile. Get down off that stump. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,968 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gravely plotting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gravely plotting for when you are not,
You've a plan to be planted, to rot.
Though you'll save on your grave,
With the discount they gave,
You're so grave while you're buying your plot. ... | 61,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chihuahua'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We touched down on the Moon, heard a knock.
Opened up, there he stood. Quite a shock!
Short smooth hair, bulging eyes,
Ears erect (quite a size):
A Chihuahua? Oh, no Mr. Spock! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,679 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blooms survive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a flower is picked, it's no lie
That the plant gives an audible sigh.
In a vase blooms survive
For a time—even thrive—
But too soon fade and wither, then die. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,468 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rain burst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A flood swept the gardens I grow
When rain burst the stopbanks. The flow
Means the road is awash
With my onions and squash.
Acts of God are unfair. I'll re-sow. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sharing verse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sharing verse with a nubile young guest,
I crooned softly, "The amphibrach's stressed
In the middle, my plum.
See, it's not 'da da DUM,'
But 'da DUM da.'" She wasn't impressed. <LIMERICK_EN... | 1,185 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ergonovine trust'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seems your uterus, dear, won't contract.
Here's an extract your Doctor Dumb lacked:
Ergonovine I'd trust
To contract when you must.
That old ignorant quack? He's been sacked. <LIMERICK_E... | 65,637 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spurious papal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So, you're curialistic. How curious,
To stick to a credo so spurious —
Papal power's impeccable,
Holy, uncheckable?
Ultramontanes like you make me furious. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,476 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress ship'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> About boating I'm eager to learn.
When you dress ship, your major concern
Is to fly on your craft
Lots of flags fore to aft—
Lines of banners that run bow to stern. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affluent know'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They aver, "Money talks." They don't lie.
The real affluent know this here's why:
See, the rich and their dough
Get to start with "Hello,"
But my paycheck just waves me "Goodbye." <LIMERIC... | 8,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'south dakota'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> South Dakota's a state where the hare
On a tear is coyote-aware.
It is home to the Sioux
(Other Indians, too),
And its capital? Don't say "pee-AIR!" <LIMERICK_END> | 23,642 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'felt rankled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You would think that my butler would know
That the Times should be ironed just so.
Thus, today, I felt rankled—
My paper was crankled.
I'm considering letting him go. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grumpy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Well, let's see now, there's Dopey and Sneezy
And Bashful and Sleepy and Queasy
And Happy and Grumpy
And dowdy old Frumpy,
Whose shabbiness makes me uneasy. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,667 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you look at this stork from the back,
Its wings look entirely black,
But its underside's white.
When it stops for a bite,
Nature helps it to capture a snack. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mama slut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A speaker, provoked and irate,
Turns combative—he's driven to state:
"Well, yo' mama's a slut!"
That's a way to rebut
Agonistically during debate. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,559 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caption'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a newspaper pic in a frame,
And the caption's the key to the game.
It describes all in sight,
And in strict "left to right"
It regurgitates everyone's name. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,223 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exteroceptive reaction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Any exteroceptive reaction
Is caused by some kind of distraction
That comes from outside,
Maybe tickling your hide,
Or revolting your sense of olfaction. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lusts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With enthusiasms vast as the sky,
He's a deep-dish, intense sort of guy,
Not a hint of discretion;
Each like's an obsession.
His lusts have him endlessly high. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,941 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'name coca'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The name Coca-Cola's well known
In each corner of Earth, it's been shown.
In fact, it's alleged
On that list this term's edged
By just one word and one word alone. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love felines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Man's best friends may be dogs, but for me,
I love felines, the big cats and wee.
With vari-hued fur
And a motor-like purr,
They're the sweetest of pals that can be. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,452 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'door height'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's no lettin' that ettin come in.
Our front door's far below his long chin.
With this rule we're compliant:
"Don't let in no giant
What's higher than door height ('cep' kin)." <LIMERICK_... | 50,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lord arthur'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An aide to Lord Arthur of Dale
Choked on ice and became rather pale.
Said Lord Arthur, "I think
I'll add some to my drink,
So that what ails my aide aids my ale." <LIMERICK_END> | 1,631 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'useful benzoate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Useful benzoate—of thee I sing—
Gets its start with a six-membered ring,
Then you'd add to that hoop
A carboxylate group,
Aromatically doing its thing. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fauntleroy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fauntleroy? Oui, I must say
That I'm clothed in a trendsetting way,
And I'll further confess
I'm polite to excess,
Much like Harry J. Potter today. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'newcastle broon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ah'm a Geordie, from Newcastle toon.
Haddaway, man! Ah'm gannin' on doon
Wi' me marras the neet
To the bor, where we'll meet
Some fit bords and drink Newcastle Broon. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dromomania'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First I saunter across Lithuania,
Then meander through all of Albania,
While my family's pondering
My penchant for wandering.
They conclude that I've got dromomania. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comic strips'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Selling Andertoons Anderson's paid.
Here the business world's often displayed.
If his comic strips lack
What you need "off the rack,"
You can order your own custom made. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miss peep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep,
She said to herself, "I must keep
On looking." Ere long,
Home they came what a pong!
And so dag-tailed, it made Miss Peep weep. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,686 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sky blond'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're gonna get stoned, blue sky blond
Is a name of which many are fond.
It's some powerful herb
With a high that's superb,
From Colombian fields and beyond. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,024 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blackwall tires'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Blackwall tires are totally black
And are boring; all contrast they lack.
Simply add a white stripe
And voilà! a new type.
Buy white sidewalls they'll take you years back! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,723 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A low-level hustler named Joe,
Just a minnow as coke dealers go,
Made a fabulous score—
Like no other before.
He's so stunned that he's minding his blow. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jaw teeth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lost my upper jaw teeth—it's my fate
That I wear an immense dental plate.
I apply it with glue;
It allows me to chew,
But it—oops!—must be something I ate. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,054 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sycamore tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We were alcohol-fuelled, so we
Climbed a neighbouring sycamore tree.
Some branches then broke
And came down. 'Twas no joke,
For my friend broke both feet and a knee. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,538 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'top lamb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Call me first among equals I am!"
We agreed with those words by Top Lamb.
"The flock voted," we said.
"It is off with your head.
We shall offer you up, and then scram." <LIMERICK_END> | 60,575 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'malady distrix'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't let on to my intimate friends
How my follicle folly offends!
Oh, the malady distrix
Can afflict any mistrix,
But most people call it split ends. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stammered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was a young man of Torbay
Who never could think what to say.
While he stammered and stuttered
And dithered and muttered,
His audience melted away. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,471 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skies booker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Having fought pirates off of the land,
Her heroine's sequel's been planned.
So prestigious a prize
Augurs nought but blue skies.
Booker now she will be in demand! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,024 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decade live'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With each decade I live through I face
The bleak prospect I'm losing the race:
Ten more years have flashed by
In the blink of an eye.
I think someone's been upping the pace! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gai pan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For my next stir-fry dinner I plan
Something new for the Cantonese fan.
It contains bamboo shoots
And can mend rubber boots.
I am calling it Shoe Goo gai pan. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,599 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyberslacking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cyberslacking, I guess, is not right;
I'm not working, I'm shirking tonight.
My net surfing's a crime
During company time —
I've just found a great limerick site. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unobtrusive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Unobtrusive am I and discreet;
Not one confidence will I repeat.
I will use words with tact,
Show respect with each act;
With restraint my whole being's replete. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,512 |
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