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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antidesiccant sprayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Antidesiccant sprayed on a plant
Is a shield against dryness to grant
To the roots you expose,
Or the leaves on your rose,
Extra time; transplant losses are scant. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,294 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'martha insistence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We parted at Martha's insistence,
In spite of my lively resistance.
She finds our estrangement
A welcome arrangement;
I'd best, she insists, keep my distance. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shame'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you spitefully spread all those lies
To discredit my name in the eyes
Of my colleagues, your aim
To destroy me through shame
Didn't work. To retract would be wise. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allusionist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Allusionist leaves no illusions,
Dispelling semantic confusions
With glimpses and gleanings
Of words' nuanced meanings
To reach richly-referenced conclusions. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crummy dehydrator'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's say you and your mum were real chummy,
But she's croaked, so you're feeling real crummy.
A dehydrator's swell
For preserving things well;
You can then remain close to your mummy. ... | 49,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blindfish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With vestigial and functionless eyes,
The blindfish in dark lives and dies.
In Kentucky it braves
Chilly water in caves.
Bad spelunkers could cause its demise. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,316 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ermine robes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To command high respect, hold your place
With great dignity, calmness and grace
(While those watching may sense
Ermine robes leave you tense
And you're struggling to keep a straight face). <... | 32,941 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'set rome'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> J. Caesar set Rome as his quest.
"The die has been cast," he expressed.
With the Rubicon crossed,
Other options were tossed—
Truly, alea iacta iam est. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,324 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word bifid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word bifid's not really arcane.
It means altered from single to twain
As by cleaving, you see,
Like amoebas feel free
To divide and not lonely remain. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How proudly you carry the flag
For the hero you claim that I "slag".
You have not read an ounce
Of the work you denounce,
Yet you want to fit me with a gag. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,909 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donkey stole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the Cromwell in Barnaby Gate,
A pet donkey stole food from my plate.
"Dinner fit for a king!"
I declared—the best thing
That hotelier's ass ever ate. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ahmadinijad head'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ahmadinijad's head of the land
Of Iran, and both he and his band
Of those mullahs pose threats
To the West. Place your bets—
Are there nukes in the cards in their hand? <LIMERICK_END> | 31,994 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bearing straightaway'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a bearing is bearing a weight,
Then its bearing may not be quite straight.
In straits dire we're daring,
'Cause I think that we're bearing
Straightaway towards the great Bering ... | 9,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crickets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the world-famous Hollywood Bowl
They play music for soothing the soul,
But the rub is the crickets
(Who crash without tickets);
Their chirping is out of control! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'computer protectively'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As I sit and I ponder reflectively,
I embrace my computer protectively.
Now it's broke, more's the pity,
Since it's from Circuit City—
Should have known it would function defectivel... | 32,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archer spied'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Through the arrowslit, long years ago,
The archer spied oncoming foe.
From up high in his tower
The bowman loosed power
Held taut in the strength of his bow. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,820 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hecklers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My career as a standup got brighter
When I grew to be more of a fighter.
The hecklers get torn
By my withering scorn.
For my audience, that's a delighter. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grinding hard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grinding's hard, but he thought he could wrestle
With the job, using mortar and pestle.
He soon had a stroke,
As an artery broke—
A cerebrovascular vessel. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'read leviticus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Read Leviticus; you'll see it shows
That cloven hoof beasts (with two toes)
Are unclean as the mud
If they do not chew cud —
They are treyf, and unsafe. Don't eat those. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,397 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mongols'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the Orient comes the invasion:
Call them Tartars or Mongols, they're Asian.
What an odd sort of dread,
Fear of easterling spread.
Can we rise to this latest occasion? <LIMERICK_END> | 55,925 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spreading islam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Spreading Islam is intricate science.
Learn ways to solicit compliance;
Explain away fear,
Soothe the infidel ear.
Study da'wah, your guide, your reliance. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dwellers dump'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Archeologist Dave found a clump
Of waste in a cave-dwellers' dump.
There they'd thrown their gnawed bones,
And their tools, chipped from stones,
In a pit that resembled a sump. <LIMERICK_EN... | 44,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cathedral room'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> According to one of my guides,
The chapter house grandly provides
The Lincoln Cathedral
A room, decahedral —
Stained glass adorns nine of ten sides. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I said, "basis point." Here's what I meant:
It's one-hundredth of one small percent.
Add them up and you get
The interest on debt
(On the money you've borrowed or lent). <LIMERICK_END> | 3,607 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uncle dick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Give a handshake to greet Uncle Dick.
Clasp his paw in your own, that's the trick.
While you're holding his mitt,
You should smile just a bit —
And then give his bad knee a good kick. <LIMERIC... | 64,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tennis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tennis is one of the sports
That is played upon various sorts
Of surfaces—clay
Is the slowest, they say.
Points are longer when using these courts. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,659 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pinto restored'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I should have my Pinto restored,
I am posting, instead, a reward:
Help me put in the slammer
The jerk with a hammer
Who bashed my now banged-up old Ford. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'float'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Flat of bottom, for shallows of note,
The old dory, a small fishing boat,
Without style or much grace,
Will, of course, still displace
Enough water to cause her to float. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,147 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dieting atom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dieting atom—quite comic!—
Aspired through means gastronomic
To nucleons shed
(But transmuted instead!)
Losing 10 small mass units atomic. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'retreated'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Absquatulation? Decamp? Oh, what rot!
Stand your ground like a man and be shot!"
But I'm sorry to say
We retreated that day
For a safer location to squat. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,860 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'race'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Between us is widening space,
Not the kind that you'd find in a race,
But aloofness, a distance.
I sense a resistance
To love; you no longer give chase. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,219 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bramble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Will a bush lawyer take on your case?
That's a thought you can safely erase.
In fact, it's a bramble
Which loves a good scramble
Up plants growing close to its space. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use andantino'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you seek the right tempo to use,
Andantino is apt to confuse.
For andante you "walk,"
But at -tino we balk:
Is it slower or faster? You choose. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,624 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'circular floral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Hawaiian, to gladden your day,
Made this circular, floral array.
It's a garland just check
That you add "round the neck"
When you boast about having a lei. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,147 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a person is distant, he'll say
Very little; and tempers may fray
When, with no explanation,
He shuns conversation—
His mind set to far, far away. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,230 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Later buff came to represent "leather,"
The kind used for uniforms whether
You marched or you rode,
And the term in buff showed
That the Army had brought you together. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,850 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'el niño'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the atmosphere, currents that flow
Lead to winds that persistently blow.
There are airstreams that move
With El Niño and prove
It determines how weather will go. <LIMERICK_END> | 813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'self improvement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Self-improvement? Dale Carnegie knew
About worry and how to win through—
"Just imagine the worst
That can happen, then first
Try improving on that point of view." <LIMERICK_END> | 25,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crimson'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crimson is red with a hint
Of deep pink, for a rosier tint.
It's the colour of kings'
Robes and carpets and things.
Red's to crimson what green is to mint. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the old days, I boogied till dawn;
I danced and I pranced down the lawn.
In my youth I had verve—
Lots of oomph in reserve:
The reserve of my verve is all gone. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teacher taught'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old class teacher taught our whole class—
What a fool who just loved the odd glass.
Still, he never got caught
For the nonsense he taught,
And by noon he'd lie drunk in the grass. <LIM... | 57,641 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hovel worth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The disvalue we've placed on your plot
May cause worry and stress you a lot,
But the whorehouse next door
And the junkies galore
Mean we don't think your hovel's worth squat! <LIMERICK_END> | 35,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'telling jokes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Telling jokes and stuff? I'm a go-getter;
Well, I tell one about a French letter.
Then, stealing my thunder,
Up pops the boy wonder
And caps it with one that is better. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cross crucifixion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The intent of the primitive cross?
Crucifixion—in essence, the loss
Of a life, by decree,
On a pole or a T—
Like the death of the Son of the Boss. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,315 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yawn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It would seem we'd a shortage of brawn;
Not yet home, and we started to yawn.
No oases, bazaars,
We lay under the stars
Where, impromptu, we bivouacked 'til dawn. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,322 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eum acne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Simple acne atrophica: zits
With residual scarring and pits.
But if you've got petrol-
eum acne, poor soul,
From your job at the pumps, call it quits. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allaying'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I think that it goes without saying —
Allayers provide the allaying.
They give you some balm.
With allayment comes calm.
You're allayed for a time from dismaying. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pronounced shah'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the very last row my queen sped,
And then, "Checkmate!" I happily said.
It's a term that once was
Pronounced Shah mat because
It is Persian and means "The king's dead." <LIMERICK_END> | 60,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clinocephaly mother'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clinocephaly? Mother is stressed,
As the top of Ted's head is depressed.
She's obsessed, I'll attest;
Through the whole Middle West
She is seeking the surgeon who's best. <LIMERICK_EN... | 30,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'orange carrots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once, all carrots were purple in hue
(Anthocyanin-dyed) when they grew
In Afghanistan's fields.
Added carotene yields
Orange carrots and yellow ones, too. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flooded canoe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pierre's Rock In The River review:
"...I was paddling the flooded canoe;
Still, the water poured in
Through the hole in its skin —
Till I gurgled and spluttered adieu..." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though a windmill with mice is not rare,
When my friends see them clog-dance, they stare.
My sparse pate, I have found,
Gives a resonant sound:
They go clip-clippety-clop in my hair. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,395 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prisoner fled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the '50s, Lord Mancroft once said
That from Bristol, no prisoner fled.
"If escapes make the news,
We don't say that. We use
Dematerialization instead." <LIMERICK_END> | 31,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My farrier filled me with rue
When I asked him to fit me a shoe.
He just nailed the thing on,
And like that he was gone...
On me, not my horse—so I'll sue! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beckham hair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> David Beckham's hair featured a style
That was hip for a pretty long while.
It was known as the fauxhawk
And began with a mohawk
But its sides were unshaven. What guile! <LIMERICK_END> | 51,457 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bravery earned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a medal for bravery's earned,
It's for someone who danger has spurned.
There's a risk that they take
For humanity's sake—
Some are killed, others injured or burned. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're base and dishonest and bad—
Just a selfish, meanspirited cad.
Your redeeming traits? None.
What I'm telling you, son,
Is each day you seem more like your dad. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,518 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'experiments need'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Good experiments need a control,
Because meaningful data's the goal.
Please make sure to arrange
For one test with no change,
So you'll know if your change played a role. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,524 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'howard stern'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a "fan" writes, "I desperately yearn
To, real soon, disembowel Howard Stern
And then roll in the gore
Of his guts on the floor,"
Such bloodthirstiness causes concern. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cryptal retreat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The author felt gypped, and he flipped
When he found we had hidden his script
In a cryptal retreat
Neath the churchgoers' feet—
Buried deep and unread in a crypt. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fondling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An unfortunate fellow named Jess
Is longing to touch and caress
The young girl of his dreams,
But she's gay, so it seems
Thoughts of fondling he'll have to repress. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,232 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beetle bailey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the beatings Sarge gives are severe,
There's one fact that is perfectly clear:
Beetle Bailey's whole cast
All exist in my past.
I knew each in my Air Force career. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'practical jokes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For your practical jokes you're renowned,
But when Daddy comes, don't ass around.
Keep a profile that's low
And let nobody know
You're unhinged and completely unsound. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,741 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butcher knife'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The edge of a knife is what cuts,
So be careful, no ifs, ands, or buts.
Keep a butcher knife, say,
In a block or a tray.
Stick that knife in your pocket?! You're nuts! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'falling asleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have trouble in falling asleep,
And the prices of pills are so steep!
To drift off takes me hours
Of directing my powers
To the counting of sheep—but it's cheap. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deficit neutral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It's deficit neutral, that bill.
It will pay for itself yes, it will —
Over time, so relax.
Any increase in tax
Will be offset." (The odds of that? Nil.) <LIMERICK_END> | 33,903 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'government minister'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A government minister heads
A department, and constantly dreads
Messing up, losing face
And some voters, in case
The prime minister tears him to shreds. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arthropathy joint'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arthropathy (joint-type disease)
Is causing sharp pains in my knees.
But the pills that I take
For the ache also make
My poor heart beat in twos and in threes. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,417 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'train breaks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take a look at the length of that train.
Did you think that each car took the strain?
There are rods, it is clear,
That link drawgear (front-rear).
Without drawrods, the train breaks in twa... | 44,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calligraphy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My calligraphy's sure to excite
When my "beautiful writings" ignite
A conservative's passion,
Provoked by my fashion
Of essays, which lean to the right. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,107 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'star boss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my mega-star boss is a jerk,
I get handsomely paid for my work,
So I take the abuse.
I am loath to cut loose
From a goose with a golden-egg perk. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,593 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whale'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call me Jonah, for that is my name.
I'm a sea hunter; fish is my game.
Though my fisherman's life
Leaves no time for a wife,
I've a whale of a time just the same. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,507 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old hag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since her features have started to sag,
My young wife has become an old hag.
She was "kicking", a hottie,
My sack-worthy totty;
Now she's "boot", an old boiler, a bag. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabbages die'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> People call it the cabbage root fly,
As its larvae are hungry and sly,
And on cabbages dine—
Find the roots taste just fine—
They eat mine, so my cabbages die. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angsts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All my angsts are beginning to show
And I'm worried I'm headed for woe.
You see, angsts is a word
(And the shortest, I've heard)
With five consonants right in a row. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mud feels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Come with me—have a grand messy time!
Getting arms-deep in mud feels sublime.
We will both be a hit
Daubed in dirt, dust, and grit.
You'll be great as my partner in grime. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,251 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faith'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those beliefs you hold deeply, sincerely —
So profoundly you'll pay for now dearly.
Since your faith in your gods
Versus mine is at odds,
I must punish you, darling, severely. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phrase bleeding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The origin's clear, I can tell,
Of that expletive phrase bleeding hell:
Bleeding started as bloody;
But some fuddy-duddy
Thought bloody too gory to yell. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'toes aerobics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Energetically moving, she shows
Muscles rippling from head down to toes.
Aerobics are in
If you want to stay thin—
This is exercise, not just a pose. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we two are together, speak freely.
There's nothing we can't discuss, really.
We're the closest of friends
With a love that transcends
All the rest. You're my best bobbasheely. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deprecate means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To deprecate means to put down,
And to badmouth all over the town,
To condemn, to belittle—
Unfit for acquittal!—
Disparage, and judge with a frown. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,641 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rough brawniness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Muscularity stretching his shirt
(Which was sweaty and stained) made her blurt,
"His rough brawniness there
And his strength made me stare.
Great physique, but I don't like the dirt." <L... | 13,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fresh shad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Get a whiff of that three-week-old shad.
Just one sniff and you'll know it's gone bad.
When it's fresh, shad is gray.
Now it's green, sad to say,
And is turning disgustingly plaid. <LIMERICK_E... | 60,912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stupendous agility'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I say I possess the hability
To address all his doubts, my utility
Isn't doubted at all.
In my field I stand tall
And I'm known for stupendous agility. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,796 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elevate workers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You may elevate workers with praise,
With a compliment—just the right phrase,
And their mood you'll improve,
But much more with a move
That will grant a promotion and raise. <LIMERICK_END... | 45,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greeks embraced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ancient Greeks had a flair for design,
And each cylix they made was divine—
Each a model of grace
From its handles to base.
Greeks embraced it for drinking their wine. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taking eskalith'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're manic-depressive, here's news:
Taking Eskalith fends off the blues,
And there's no need to panic;
It won't make you manic.
The mood swings are all that you'll lose. <LIMERICK_EN... | 49,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rodents'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're plagued with bold rodents, like moles,
There's a plant that will empty their holes.
Crown Imperial's reek
Will ensure a scared squeak:
One of nature's ingenious controls. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,249 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bum is some jerk who won't work,
An incompetent, drunkard, or shirk.
It's a vagrant, a leech,
One who lives for the beach,
Or that thing that you shake when you twerk. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'case illustration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A case, illustration, or sample
Is often sufficiently ample
To explain clear as day;
And to preface it, say
Like, for instance, e.g., for example. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,535 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buckle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A buckle's to hold your belt tight
So your pants don't slide down since the sight
Of you standing there bare,
Where the ladies can stare,
Isn't what you get paid for tonight. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young fanny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That was naughty, young Fanny Ann Phelps,
Attacking your granny with skelps!
Her old eyes became wild
As she chided the child—
(You don't have to be mad, but it helps). <LIMERICK_END> | 17,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rotund fat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As Sir Mix-a-Lot said, I like fat,
So rotund fat-tailed sheep's where it's at —
Desert-hardy, with sweet-
Tasting fat and fine meat,
Though their wool's only good for a mat. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drugs bradycardia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Cardioaccelerators speed up the rate
Of your heart." "Like a great-looking date?"
"No, not kisses and hugs—
Pharmaceutical drugs.
Bradycardia's what they abate." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,985 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vanilla bean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While vanilla as flavoring's boring,
The vanilla bean's prices are soaring.
Its orchid festoons
Tropic timbers, whose boons
Are axed daily, while food snobs are snoring. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,215 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obstetrical crew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The entire obstetrical crew
Bore down when my baby was due.
As I labored away,
They continued to say,
"Just bear down and you'll push her right through!" <LIMERICK_END> | 10,026 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tearful films'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crowd reactions are tested and planned;
Tearful films are our trademark, our brand.
Pound it home toward the end
(They'll be fine; it's pretend).
Feel-bad cinema's much in demand. <LIMERICK... | 63,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boston tea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Boston Tea Party's a spree
Brought about by a boycott of tea.
Sons of Liberty chose
As disguise, Mohawk clothes,
And these "Injuns" tossed crates in the sea. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'something basilar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Something basilar lies at the base
Of a skull, or a structure, or vase.
Like the canes of a rose,
Or your toes, I suppose,
Or the great Sherlock Holmes on the case. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,351 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dilapidated'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the houses I see around town
Are dilapidated: worn, broken-down.
With some funds, we'd rebuild,
And the folks would be thrilled,
But our project was killed, so I frown. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,001 |
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