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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calculus stone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our medical school tutors taught
That a gallstone's no fun, and they sought
To explain that it's known
As a calculus (stone).
Then they showed us some samples they'd brought. <LIMERICK_... | 56,004 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barium flames'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It turned dull copper-green brilliant blue
And gave barium flames their green hue.
As the donor became
Chlorine gas in the flame,
It made strontium reds redder, too. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,975 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boobs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The size of her boobs caught his eye.
Like her fee, they'd been fixed rather high.
He said dryly, "Aha,
When you launder your bra,
Does it take that much longer to dry?" <LIMERICK_END> | 36,849 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'noah decreed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Had Noah decreed on a lark
That horses should purr, cats should bark,
And beagles should neigh,
Then what would we say?
An anarch amok on an ark! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pain dentist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Round this tooth, I've a localized spot
Where the tissue's inflamed and I've got
A collection of pus.
It is abscessed. I cuss
At the pain. Dentist, give me a shot! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,102 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glutes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As I passed a lascivious lass
In my human anatomy class,
She said, "Honey, your glutes
Are a couple of beauts,"
And then cadgily patted my ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,285 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golfers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A driving iron's used off the tee.
When the fairway's as tight as can be,
Savvy golfers are seen
Taking aim at the green
With this club. I chose wood. Damn that tree! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,511 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garden waste'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bag up my leaves for collection;
Put the garden waste where? Same direction.
The environment scene?
No way am I Green.
I've a non compost mentis complexion. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pupils'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dilys hands in assignments complete
And on time. Other pupils she'll beat
Through sheer effort (a lot).
She's considered a swot:
Always diligent, focussed and neat. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sand crab'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dirty old sand crab (and smelly)
Had problems with filling her belly —
Lost her chely, or claw,
Said, "Well, that's the last straw!
Now I'll have to get fed at my deli." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'katie attitude'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disaffectionate—distant and cold—
Katie's attitude made me less bold.
Her demeanor, aloof,
I accepted as proof
That she prized herself higher than gold. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,380 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cloud nine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm in heaven and walking on air,
On cloud nine. This is bliss, it's so rare—
It's pure joy, what a lift!
What's that stuff we just sniffed?
Amyl nitrite? Got any to spare? <LIMERICK_END> | 5,200 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rocky goldstein'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Rocky" Goldstein is certain to win
In his bout against "Bonecrusher" Flynn.
True, the latter's much bigger,
So how do I figger?
The fix, so they tell me, is in. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,023 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baking half'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take a sheet pan of batter and bake,
Like you're baking a half-inch high cake.
When the baking is done,
Take a knife; one by one,
Cut up bar cookies—easy to make. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beekeeping freak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That beekeeping freak is unique,
Comprehending the bees as they speak.
We're impressed that he does
Stay abreast of the buzz,
Which bespeaks his bee-speaking technique. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,925 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'applet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An applet's a small application,
Like a game or a lame animation,
That will commonly run
In a browser—well, one
That supports it—with no installation. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,587 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'james joyce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am striving for personal bests
When I Christmas tree all of my tests.
In the quiz on James Joyce,
I use multiple choice
To draw pictures of Molly Bloom's breasts. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one equals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Do we both share the same point of view?
Is there anything certain for you
As my insight, for sure,
That our future's obscure,
Or the phrase, "one plus one equals two"? <LIMERICK_END> | 14,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cat interred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Today, my dear cat I interred,
But her death should have never occurred.
Neighbors caused me this grief;
Fed her tainted raw beef.
Later, "tongue got your cat"'s what I heard. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'channel islands'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Channel Islands you'll see at a glance
On your map, just off Normandy, France.
There's Jersey and Sark
Amongst others. Embark
On a trip there, if given the chance. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bugs arrive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When bugs arrive, clearly unwanted,
The creatures who by them are haunted
Might produce quite a toxin
With strength like ten oxen.
Such bioinsecticide's vaunted. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,310 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The candies are thin, and their whiteness
Suggests an aetherial lightness.
They're certainly nice,
But I peeked at the price,
And I'm feeling a little uptightness. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sweat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Obama said something quite stunning:
"I don't sweat when I'm outside and sunning.
Antiperspirant? Me?
I'm as dry as can be—
Even after that strenuous running." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bright gets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the bright girl, these days, who will win,
If she's lively and pretty and thin;
She knows, without doubt,
That she'll get taken out,
While the not-so-bright gets taken in. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'la crème'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The crème de la crème is a gem
(That is, neither a dent nor a blem).
If you're after the best
And your search has been blessed,
Then you'll never have aught to condemn. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,510 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aeonic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aeonic: of boundless duration,
Like having a phone conversation
With dear Uncle John
As he goes on and on
In the tale of his last operation. <LIMERICK_END> | 409 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gravedigger dirk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ardent young gravedigger, Dirk,
Loved Mrs. Elizabeth Burke,
But, meeting rejection,
Succumbed to dejection,
And threw himself into his work. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,808 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'give judgments'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a judge who shows judgement in bed.
I do not kiss and tell; I'm well-bred;
Discreet, I sleep sweetly.
But speaking discretely,
In court I give judgments instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,044 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'face'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As my wife sits applying her base,
Once again, I'm admiring her face.
With that skin, she's my pride;
She has nothing to hide.
"Not so much! That's my favorite place." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,636 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fine cormorant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm afraid there's a bit of a snag.
This fine cormorant, dear, in your bag—
Though the thought is most kind,
Birds were far from my mind
When I asked, "Any chance of a shag?" <LIMERICK_END... | 19,105 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dysgenic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If described as dysgenic, it means
You have negative traits in your genes;
Whilst the positive kind,
As eugenic defined,
Are improving of man's social scenes. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elephant gut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you follow an elephant's butt
Through the jungle, this rumble is what
You would hear from the herd—
Borborygmic's the word
For the sounds from an elephant's gut. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'resuscitate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dignified death is the key,
So my lawyer's prepared a decree.
This legal directive
Ensures my objective:
Don't dare to resuscitate me! <LIMERICK_END> | 34,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bananas mysterious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are bananas mysterious? Very.
Not quite what they seem, so be wary.
Once you keep your eyes peeled
Their true form is revealed—
They're, botanically speaking, a berry. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'violin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of the family group violin,
On their endpins they sometimes will spin.
Pizzicato or bow,
Double basses sound low,
But I can't tuck one under my chin! <LIMERICK_END> | 40,541 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chèvre chaud'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Although chèvre's the French word for goat,
If it says 'chèvre chaud' then please note:
It's warm cheese, not roast billy.
The latter'd be silly —
Its horns would get stuck in your throat! <... | 16,158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pig died'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A "Looney Tunes" friend has passed on.
Porky Pig died this morning at dawn.
To some cartoon-type birds
He conveyed his last words:
"Bdbdbdbd, that's all folks!" and then he was gone. <LIMERICK_E... | 7,094 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'everyday loafers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These everyday loafers of mine
Are the kind I don't bother to shine.
They're for trips to the store
And for walks on the shore.
Though not fancy, I like 'em just fine. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'damselfish charmed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The damselfish charmed the big koi
With a swish of the tail—quite a ploy.
Said the koi (ever trite):
"Something's fishy, all right..."
His coy mistress, alas, was a boy. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shirl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "That girl Shirl I won fairly and squarely,"
Said Curley, "admittedly barely."
"No ruses or tricks
Did I use take your licks!
But for kicks, I'll share Shirley, but rarely." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,320 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I bung you a wad for your squad,
They will lose! Or, so help me... er... God,
From my wrath you will spin.
Do the math: if they win,
Your cold feet with cement shall be shod. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'home bomb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a fellow named Tom
Whose wife was a stay-at-home mom.
When he had an affair
She didn't despair —
She invented the first at-home bomb. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fern fronds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "How circinately fern fronds unfurl
From their stems in an opening swirl,
With an 'eye' at the middle
Like the scroll of a fiddle…"
"Can the mush, Gus; I'm fixin' to hurl." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catastasis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In oration, it's best if you start
With the less argumentative part.
Your catastasis serves
As a balm on the nerves
Of the crowd. Then you go for the heart. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dental decay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So you've found fluoride ions in water?
Remove them? Some folks say we oughter.
But defluoridation
Could be the causation
Of dental decay in your daughter! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cashier check'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The carpenter built me a deck.
Now I'm worried and nervous—a wreck!
My account's overdrawn
And my credit is gone,
Yet I promised a bank cashier's check. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seventh reindeer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clement Moore's seventh reindeer was Dunder,
And his eighth was named Blixem. No wonder
They're linked. As a matter
Of fact, the Dutch latter
Meant lightning; the former meant thunder.... | 51,703 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'partner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All our dialogues morphed into fits,
So my partner and I called it quits.
Now I've traded my wife
And begun a new life.
I exchanged a big mouth for big tits. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,993 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big tobacco'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Big Tobacco was feeding us lies:
Smoking's dangers they hoped to disguise.
Though they knew, they kept mute,
Fresh new dupes to recruit—
It's because a good customer dies. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,136 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'queen caroline'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On her deathbed, Queen Caroline said,
"Please re-marry, George, once I am dead."
But the King shed a tear,
And said, "Never, my dear!
I'll have mistresses, darling, instead." <LIMERICK_END... | 21,501 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'card bill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm spending much more than most folk,
So my credit card bill is a joke.
From my charging I'll take
Just a bit of a break.
If I don't, there's a chance I'll go broke. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,682 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rummy boozer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "He's a dipso, a bar fly, a doozer
Of a drunkard, a rummy, a boozer.
He's a tosspot, a soak."
"I'm afraid you misspoke;
What we now say is substance abuser." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,929 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dear postmaster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear Postmaster: here I'll confess
That the district I live in's a mess.
Folks don't know that I come
From a terrible slum;
Send a new accommodation address. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,946 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'positive views'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Being negative's such a big loser;
For side-tracking things it's a doozer.
I prefer affirmation,
And make this declaration:
I'm for positive views—a yes-chooser. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,207 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debatement sire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Quoth the king: "We've a shortage of wood.
Resolution: This court would and should
Make all housing from cheese."
"That debatement, sire? Please,
Not again," as the minister stood. <LIMER... | 35,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dough making'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We divided the dough, making neat
Even rows on our new baking sheet.
Being shiny and stainless,
It made cleanup painless
Once eating the treat was complete. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'piano possessed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My piano's possessed; it's demonic:
Not a black key will sound (none is sonic).
"I despise all fanatics
For scales with chromatics,"
Says Satan. "Play scales diatonic." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,728 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabinetry wood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In cabinetry, wood is respected
When trees, bark-to-bark, are transected.
The pattern bewitches;
Just book-match the flitches —
There's beauty where grain is reflected. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,035 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'define dureless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Define dureless? Ephemeral, fleeting,
Like diets I try; I'm retreating
Before I begin.
I won't ever be thin,
'Cause I'm just too addicted to eating. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'solar panels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Solar panels don't work in between
Sunny days, when their power is lean.
LEDs may cause glare,
Harming eyes, so beware!
It's not easy, for me, being green. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,901 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quiche'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm handing the waiter, Sareesh,
Some bakshish for bringing my quiche.
His comeback is strange:
He's offering change!
It's meant to be his greenback—sheesh! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contingency plan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With no jobs in my field, it was wise
That this graduate thought to devise
A contingency plan.
I'm a practical man,
Not too proud. "So with that, you want fries?" <LIMERICK_END> | 47,097 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'correctness spit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On political so-called correctness,
I spit, for it spits on directness.
You may play craven games
And invent inane names,
But do not seek from me such abjectness. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,943 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brexit blues'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Brexit blues since that puzzling vote—
The economy: knife to its throat.
Here's a plan, no more dense:
Mint a coin worth four pence,
That declares on one side "I am Groat." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dysraphism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Left and right," said anatomist Heather,
"Join and fuse at a raphe or tether.
So dysraphism speaks
Of the havoc it wreaks
When those sides will just not come together." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elephant ears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Six elephant ears were a treat.
Flat, fried dough that is sugary sweet
Was too good to pass by
At that street fair. From my
Dietitian I'm taking some heat. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yes cystostomy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yes, cystostomy—that's what you need
If from pain you would wish to be freed.
The urologist's goal?
In your bladder, a hole
To drain urine. Now let us proceed. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fog horn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We had sailed out too far from the bay;
Murky weather increased our dismay.
There was palpable fear
As the fog horn drew near:
An adumbrative shape pierced the grey. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'babushka last'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was Petrograd, always, for her.
To the end, she wore garments of fur.
My babushka, last year,
Passed away Grandma dear....
That image, may time never blur. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vicious sang'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sid Vicious sang "My Way" and sneered
And the audience hollered and cheered;
But some said this cover
Version no lover
Of Sinatra could take it's too weird. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aerotaxis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aerotaxis is what you are using
If O2 controls where you are cruising:
Away from the air,
Or where oxygen's there;
It can not fly you home after boozing. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,650 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dramshop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a dramshop they serve (well, guess what)
Drams of liquor and often uncut.
A dram's size? It may be
A large portion or wee
And the shops range from barroom to hut. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word dimication'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's an obsolete word: dimication.
What's it meaning? Perhaps "constipation"?
Or "consuming bad booze"?
If you choose those, you lose.
"Altercation" wins my commendation. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,437 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bipolar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A magnet named Maggie confessed
She'd been moody and growing depressed,
But she swings to extremes:
Look how manic she seems!
She's bipolar, you've probably guessed. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'net law'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While you fished with the nets you had sewed,
Ferried wares with the sea as your road,
Good behavior you saw
Was from inter-net law:
The informal Amalphitan Code. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,394 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sonnet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For I've thought thee so fair, and so bright,
Who art dark as is hell, as is night.
In a sonnet, some Briton
As its couplet had written.
Ah, not quite...though today he well might. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,864 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jet backseat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The greatest new car you can get
Was designed by the folks at Neu Jet.
Backseat drivers beware,
No more comments—don't dare,
Or I'll push that "eject switch" I've set. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skirt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Growled the surgeon, impatient and curt,
"Look, around this I'd rather not skirt.
Though it pains you to sit;
In exchange, you look fit.
I did warn buttock implants would hurt." <LIMERICK_END> | 48,233 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plunge headfirst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are many whom I'd like to plunge
Headfirst in a deep vat of gunge.
That's so smelly and sticky,
They'd all find it tricky
Themselves from this gunk to expunge! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'african vine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This Cynanchum is long and aesthetic
But has limited use dietetic:
It's an African vine
Whose appearance is fine,
But its roots, you should know, are emetic. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baltimore oy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Allow protesters space to destroy,"
Said the mayor of Baltimore. Oy!
While the cops' hands were tied,
It's as if she implied
To the vandals and looters, "Enjoy." <LIMERICK_END> | 53,769 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sneaky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Be Prepared is a creed that sounds geeky.
It is cooler today to be sneaky.
To a Boy Scout, his word
Must be honored. "Absurd!"
Sneer his classmates. "Your morals are freaky!" <LIMERICK_END> | 15,970 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named dolly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Twin Sisters named Dolly were known
For their dancing and acting, and prone
To the high life. Folks heard
The new term dolly bird,
Which was coined for the looks made their own. <LIMERICK_END... | 64,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'superfluous pap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Won't you please put an end to this crap!
This new page is superfluous pap.
It adds nil to the essence;
It's but an excrescence,
Like having three hands when you clap. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,557 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feathers remain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Want your mattress all downy? I've heard
That the scientists all have concurred:
It won't readily fluff
To a light airy puff
If the feathers remain on the bird. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,909 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mud diluvialist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Confronted with stone formed from mud,
A diluvialist might blame a flood:
"This terrain underwent
An extensive event."
To most others, the theory's a dud. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,146 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'missile exchange'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a limited missile exchange,
You'll notice behaviour that's strange:
Politicians will run
Once the firing's begun—
Why, they're soon beyond visual range. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,584 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fixing fights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fixing fights isn't that hard to do.
Pick a mug with a modest I.Q.
And then tell him his wife
Ought to fear for her life.
To the canvas he'll drop right on cue. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strange attractor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Catastrophic, my urge for you, dearie,
Disastrously sudden, and eerie;
You're the causative factor,
A real "strange attractor",
As explained in catastrophe theory. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,870 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sold contributes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the price of an item is P,
And the cost to produce it is V,
Then each item that's sold
Contributes, we're told,
Its P minus V, which is C. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'champion siring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now past thirty, he's finally retiring,
Our Andre, whose games were inspiring.
Winning many a set,
He'll be missed, you can bet.
Is his future now champion-siring? <LIMERICK_END> | 10,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby milk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is baby milk? Formula. It
Is the second best thing to a tit,
Any little one knows.
Unlike drunks, my son goes
On the bottle but doesn't get lit. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recreational fishing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Recreational fishing's my sport,
And a policy gets my support.
It's called catch and release.
They're tossed back. I'm at peace —
I don't cut reeled-in fishies' lives short. <LIMERI... | 55,368 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nucleus core'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A "core", when atomic, is named
Hifalutingly, Latin-proclaimed:
The nucleus. Core,
Though briefer, means more:
By electrons a center well-framed! <LIMERICK_END> | 36,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'promiscuous woman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She felt drops from on high; it was drippy,
So she carefully walked down the slippy,
Steep, treacherous street,
Caring not whom she'd meet:
That promiscuous woman a chippy. <LIMERICK_EN... | 60,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tumor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the surgeon: "The tumor I spied
In his liver is trying to hide,
So make sure that you keep
This poor fellow asleep.
I'll move entad—that's deeper inside." <LIMERICK_END> | 44,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adulterous tales'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most adulterous tales are quite sad,
And their outcomes predictably bad.
If one should discover
One's mate has a lover,
There's remorse and divorce to be had. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,327 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fluffernutters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clearly fluffernutters won't keep one neat.
They are childhood's untidiest treat.
Peanut butter and Fluff
In a sandwich you stuff.
Hold the bread and your mess is complete. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,605 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use veggies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sculpting's a sight to behold;
I use veggies when making my mould.
I make boulders from peas,
And some broccoli trees—
Mum says "Stop it! Your food will go cold!" <LIMERICK_END> | 6,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drawer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The typesetter keeps every brace,
Every space, and each letter in place.
That compositor knows
Where each capital goes:
In the upper-most drawer, just in case. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,681 |
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