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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'math'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I fergits all that crap I once knew;
Like my speakin' needs work an' review,
An' "two parts outa three"
Don't mean nuthin' ta me.
Guest I better brush up on math too. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'small island'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're forsaken! Our outlook is dire!
I'm afraid we will sink in this mire.
On this bog earth, so small,
There's not room for us all—
A small island is what we require. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'collie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A collie's a dog that can tell
Timmy's mom that he fell down a well.
But it's tough to repair
All the knots in the hair
Of the Lassie from dog-grooming hell. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'theories'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His academism strikes me as whim;
The support for his theories is slim.
Such reflections should power
This ivory tower
Professor right out on a limb. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young ramón'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Young Ramón's not as bad as folks think.
Minnie Phelps would coquettishly wink
At the lad (such a flirt
In that leatherette skirt!).
He needs help—someone get him a shrink! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'remorse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It doesn't take wisdom rabbinic,
And forgive me for being a cynic,
But where's your remorse?
If you're that far off course,
I'd say get those poor dogs to aclinic. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spokesmodels decking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Classic muscle cars, roadsters and all:
Throngs of gearheads have answered their call.
Wheels are great, in their way,
But what's drawn me today,
Are the spokesmodels decking this ha... | 58,571 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'victorian grub'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I hear cynical titters and tankles
That disparage my start-up. That rankles.
Victorian grub
In a Hooters-type pub—
Come and check out the servers at Ankles! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,062 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caveman dana'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caveman Dana set out to equip
His new clinic to fix a cleft lip
And repair a cleft palate—
Two rocks and a mallet.
(I think he is losing his grip!) <LIMERICK_END> | 21,807 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bald'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I think it is not very fair
That some of us lose all our hair.
I really am galled
That God made me bald.
I've been praying but still my scalp's bare. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,458 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dolly parton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dolly Parton was put to the test
When she fell off the boat with no vest.
Her huge boobs were displayed,
And they came to our aid
When we dragged her ashore, two abreast. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'connectionism says'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Connectionism says: information
Is held at no single location;
But the overall states
Of components have weights
In the answer's arcane formulation. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clockwise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dextrorotary objects excite!
Turning right brings me joy and delight
When I'm driving a screw;
Closing water valves, too.
Of course, clockwise is simpler to write. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,421 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mayor smith'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mayor Smith, once respected by all,
Had a string of affairs in town hall.
Now he's hated instead.
Voters call for his head.
There's no doubt that he's in for a fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salad surprise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's dig up some crinkle-root, guys.
'The good stuff' brings tears to your eyes.
The girls all make faces
And think we're disgraces.
Who's for mixing a salad surprise? <LIMERICK_END> | 49,020 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cost overruns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Public works don't come cheap, big or small,
So cost overruns bother us all.
When the estimates say
It's ten million we'll pay,
And it's twice that, then heads oughta fall! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mineral clogged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It's mineral-clogged," he opined.
"Your water's left blockage behind."
It's basic home science:
Maintain each appliance.
Decalcify. Keep it in mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crunching'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mom, I'm crumping and chomping and chewing,
And munching and crunching and hewing.
For your information,
It's just mastication.
Devour food whole? Nothing doing. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lichens thalli'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a substrate's perspective, we see
Lichens' thalli have types—there are three:
Crusty crustose adheres;
Leafy foliose veers;
Bushy fruticose branches out free. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colour circles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Colour circles can help you suffuse
Reds and oranges, yellows and blues.
Complementary? Clash?
From Titian to Nash,
Artists use them to choose the right hues. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,814 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pachelbel praise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For this canon a chorus may swell
In Pachelbel's praise when I tell
Of his melody's fine
Repetitious design,
Which is musically soothing, as well. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,845 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the Chief Apiologist's duty
To determine which bees are acuti-
lingual species—the tongue
And the head are among
Their distinguishing marks. And they're snooty. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cubicle freak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pity pen pushers, wistfully whining
Over work spaces narrow, confining.
Does each cubicle freak
Think his talents unique?
Certain egos require realigning! <LIMERICK_END> | 57,875 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'data glove'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Swing my hand from below to above?
The computer records it. I love
To watch hand grenades hurled
In my virtual world
With the help of my cool data glove. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,248 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old gondola'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Austrian breeze gently swinging,
This old gondola's doggedly clinging
To its cable. Just there
On the hilltop, I swear —
"They're alive!" it's Maria who's singing. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,604 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warren buffet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Warren Buffett's pet rabbits, I'd say,
Have a life that is more than okay.
Their hutches have heat,
And there's good food to eat
At their plentiful warren buffet. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'integer seventeen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the integer's seventeen, then
You'll take away fourteen, but when
It's a zero or three,
Make it seventeen. See?
And that's it. Start all over again. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dishwater blond'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We were rowing that night on the pond
When you called me a dishwater blond.
I'm not golden enough?
So I dumped your ass tough!
Well, how else was a girl to respond? <LIMERICK_END> | 57,255 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sculptor dossena'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a sculptor, Dossena sold many
Fine works, but for hardly a penny.
"He's a forger!" some cried.
"It's my dealers who lied,"
He replied. Now his fame? Hardly any. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,555 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'internet germ'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My computer is feeling infirm:
It succumbed to some Internet germ.
Antiviral protection
Prevented infection,
Till trounced by some Internet worm. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,261 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christopher codrington'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sir Christopher Codrington came
To Antigua, with sugar his aim,
Using slaves in pursuit
Of this ill-gotten loot.
His successors shed slavery's shame. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nigel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Although Nigel's a horrible churl,
He has scant trouble getting a girl.
How's a boor who's so grating
This lucky in dating?
(No mystery there: he's an earl!) <LIMERICK_END> | 16,348 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'extensor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of anatomy facts a dispenser,
I never will edit or censor.
What extends or makes straight?
Why, that trait is innate
In the muscle we call an extensor. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tastefully hued'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A decadent dyer got stewed,
Went too far and embrued all his food.
His steak? Tangerine.
His eggs? Jungle green.
Other foods were less tastefully hued. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'repealing brings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> More than three votes to one, the bill passes—
The law that would empty our glasses.
But in just fourteen years,
We again lift our beers.
The repealing brings "Cheers!" from the masses. ... | 40,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buy jeans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At my shop, you'll buy jeans or a cap
From my workers—yes, I'm the top chap,
So each day I feel pride
As I cross the divide
From my train, because I mind the Gap. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consonant kind'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A, E, I (sometimes Y), O, and U
Are the vowels in words—yes, it's true.
Other letters, we find,
Are the consonant kind.
Now that's all for our English review. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,933 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ecotourism guys'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ecotourism guys are so real;
They're keen about green. Here's the deal —
You all camp neath the stars
And eat neat health food bars
For nine hundred a night. It's a steal. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,307 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'david lonely'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My friend David, a lonely Jamaican,
Was left by his wife and was shaken.
The sad situation
Brought deep desolation—
Abandoned, he felt quite forsaken. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anaclitic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anaclitic describes Virge and me.
His programming skills are the key
To our website's success,
I am quick to confess.
Without him, just where would we be? <LIMERICK_END> | 2,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'look fright'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your fastigium came in the night.
You were faint as a ghost, and as white,
With a fever so high,
We were sure you would die.
Now it's down. But you still look a fright. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,299 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quiet bark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm ambiguous, so say you all.
I come, or I don't, when you call.
To "Quiet!" I bark
Or I make no remark.
If you tell me to sit I may sprawl. <LIMERICK_END> | 573 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calf doll'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my story is trite and banal,
I fashioned a golden calf doll
Which I plastered with money.
You may find that funny,
But I sure have a lot on the Baal. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garlic breath'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He informed the girl, right from the start:
"Your garlic breath keeps us apart."
She swore off aioli
And Mom's guacamole
To capture Count Dracula's heart. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,151 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prefix code'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every flight has a prefix a code —
On the number the airline's bestowed.
CX is specific
To Cathay Pacific:
And so into Hong Kong we rode. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'suspects calculi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My urologist, hearing my moans,
Suspects calculi. Then he intones,
"Son, please let me explain.
You'll have even more pain,
If your kidneys keep making these stones." <LIMERICK_END> | 20,230 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sharks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Sharks are a tough bunch of guys,
And we're mean, as our club's name implies.
Wanna be in our gang?
I don't want to harangue,
But whoever refuses us dies. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,964 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'waste conglobation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In agglomerative waste conglobation,
A process of scrap transformation,
Old plastic and tyres
Fuse in resin-fed fires
To form products for heat insulation. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'larch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On his doubters, the Wiz stole a march,
As he sawed through the box made of larch.
"My assistant," he said,
"Was already half-dead."
(As magicians go, this one was arch.) <LIMERICK_END> | 23,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bees bzz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Conveying the sound of a bee
Isn't hard (and it's spelled b-z-z).
Listen closely; don't miss
How bees bzz just like this:
With vibrations in wings you can see. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,532 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blowing fuse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Make sure the mechanics you choose
Get consistently stellar reviews.
A blown gasket today,
Fixed a haphazard way,
Pissed me off, got me blowing a fuse. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,218 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spaghetti'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This spaghetti's pathetic. Each strand
Tastes like nothing at all. It's so bland!
The sauce could be nice
With a wee bit of spice,
But this flavorless stuff I can't stand. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rye whiskey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's that mound over there on the ground?
It's a fellow whose sorrows are drowned.
When his fortunes reversed
He developed a thirst
And a quart of rye whiskey he downed. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,826 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nomination requesting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm honored by your nomination
Requesting I serve this great nation.
This may come as a blow,
But I must tell you no.
Please accept my sincere declination. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colonel blimp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Colonel Blimp, from a thirties cartoon,
Was an ultraconservative goon.
To be blimpish, indeed,
Means to hold such a creed
(Or resemble a bulging balloon). <LIMERICK_END> | 9,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'genetic chimera'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A genetic chimera? That means
That your cells have distinct sets of genes
From two fertilized eggs—
A condition that begs
For deployment in horror-film scenes. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,503 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'giraffe likes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Single African well-read giraffe,
Likes to bowl, stands twelve feet and a half,
Seeks a mate, not uptight,
For hot necking at night.
Must have G.S.O.H. (love to laugh). <LIMERICK_END> | 64,733 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sleep gave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I stayed up very late in the night.
With sleep, I gave up lost the fight.
Yes, sleep got my number;
I sure needed slumber —
Like that, I went out like a light. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,945 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'said holmes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "But how did he sneak past the sentry?"
Asked Watson. Said Holmes, "Elementary.
In a brilliant disguise
As a burger and fries,
He delivered himself and gained entry." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,312 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celebrity folks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I enjoyed the affectionate pokes
In those roasts of celebrity folks
With Dean Martin as host.
Later stunned, I learned most
Of the stars didn't write their own jokes. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,637 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tram'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A new car line has opened," Mom said,
"That goes straight to your school, so instead
Of you walking each day,
I'll have tram fares to pay!"
"Yes, but I can stay longer in bed." <LIMERICK_END> | 58,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'immature tissue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a suffix most doctors know well:
When a word ends in -blast, they can tell
That regardless of where
They're providing their care,
It's an immature tissue or cell. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word germen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word germen, I'm here to confirm,
Means "an embryo, seed, egg, or sperm."
I can clearly determine
It's different from German,
And just an old term meaning "germ." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dolorimeters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dolorimeters measure the pain
One can tolerate. Gain, in the main,
Is the consequent prize
We're apprised will arise
By politicos linking the twain. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,760 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affinity labels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Biochemists are able to tell
How affinity labels are swell.
Onto enzymes they'll fit
Which don't mind it a bit.
(If you understand, give me a bell!) <LIMERICK_END> | 60,456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'churchly sponsor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been named (for my various sins)
Churchly sponsor for one of the twins.
My husband's the same
For her bro. We exclaim,
"Such great godchildren! Everyone wins!" <LIMERICK_END> | 65,493 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gut abdominoplasty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abdomino- means "of the gut":
Abdominoplasty it's cut.
An abdominous paunch
May give reason to launch
A new diet, and nix on the glut. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moonshine makers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Moonshine makers can cover their tracks.
They succeed and dodge revenue tax.
Hidden stills in the hills
Give your organs the chills;
Poisoned victims? We see them in packs. <LIMERICK_EN... | 59,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'white ambulance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A white ambulance courses through streets
Whilst its siren scares all that it meets—
That vehicle's wheeling
The ailing to healing
And dealing dis-ease some defeats. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,133 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curtains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's curtains for Sal; he was caught
With his nose in the president's plot.
The report mentions treason,
And that is the reason
Sal's prospects aren't looking so hot. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sinus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's antral, that means it's pertaining
To the antrum, which needs no explaining
If your headache's so bad
That you think you'll go mad,
And you find that your sinus needs draining. <LIMERICK_EN... | 3,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antineutron'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If one antineutron should zoom
And collide with a neutron, with whom
It shares zero charge,
The result, by and large
(To use technical terms), is "kaboom!" <LIMERICK_END> | 1,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lured'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her game was to captivate men.
Once she lured them, she robbed them and then,
With one shot to the head,
She would render them dead,
And they'd never be heard from again. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lacrosse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a crosse I'm encouraged to carry
That I clutch when the going gets hairy.
It can catch, it can toss—
It's my stick for lacrosse!
I can use it to heave a Hail Mary. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demonic deacon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a battle with forces demonic,
A deacon who leads is sardonic:
"I'm a Mormon, a priest,
Just the least of the least,
And they're counting on me? How Aaronic!" <LIMERICK_END> | 2,760 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'red scare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tomatoes and basil combine
In a sauce with a flavor divine.
Could it cause a red scare?
On the verge of Red Square
It was sainted and given a shrine. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,547 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'converse hubby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We will have to sit down and converse.
Hubby mutters. He's starting to curse;
'Cause, while paired socks go in,
They come out with no kin.
Talks are needed before things get worse. <LIMERI... | 43,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'suffer fracture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When bones in one's bod suffer fracture
What's needed is action (or acture).
Go summon a doc,
Treat the patient for shock,
And then start up the cast manufacture. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,467 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'age'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't have to guess at your age.
On your face it is writ like a page
Of the history book
Of your life, and you look
Like a person who's kind, and a sage. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,049 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canadian defined'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Canadian defined: someone whose
Skills include making love in canoes.
He knows lots of good strokes,
And can thwart any folks
Who cruise by for concupiscent views. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,698 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tasty tidbits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tasty tidbits will lighten the mood,
Lift you up when you're sad and subdued.
No morsels are moister
Than fish roe and oyster —
Ain't daintrels the choicest of food! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'assent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every cent that I earned, I have spent—
Not a scent left of what it once meant.
My ascent to the top
Was as fast as my drop;
For a loan I will need your assent. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,657 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barbarically means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Barbarically means using force,
Unfettered and lacking remorse,
Like barbarian hordes
With their axes and swords,
Intent on their own selfish course. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'focal ratio'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where a lens has diameter 'd',
And a focal length 'l', we agree
That these two are related
By words, which when mated
Are these: focal ratio. See? <LIMERICK_END> | 63,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enough books'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bibliomaniac's creed:
"There are never enough books to read!"
He may fill several homes
With his novels and tomes,
But he'll run for the Borders to breed. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,904 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'get lawyer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say an accident leaves you in pain
But the other guy's broke, and that's plain.
Get a lawyer (real shrewd)
Who will sue some rich dude
And those well-stocked deep pockets you'll drain. <LIMERI... | 30,675 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girl father'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a suitor, you shouldn't reject
The concept of cause and effect.
If you try to connect
Without proper respect,
The girl's father will see that you're decked. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'single life'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my ex is an absolute fox,
I find single life totally rocks.
"You disyoked me!" I cried.
"Now I'm free." She replied,
"I completely agree, you dumb ox!" <LIMERICK_END> | 36,933 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clay kneaded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A toddler was caught unawares —
Best Practice for Play-Doh declares:
"The clay's kneaded soundly
And always shaped roundly,
Since cubically's strictly for squares." <LIMERICK_END> | 31,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eat biscuits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, you fusspot don't get in a state.
"Can't eat biscuits unless you've a plate"!
You old fussbudget, you!
Yes, I did wipe each shoe ...
Take them off? You're too finicky, mate! <LIMERICK_EN... | 55,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blackjack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a full deck of cards there's a place
For twelve court cards (the ones with a face).
In blackjack, you'll win,
So just sit, stand, and grin
If you're dealt one of these with an ace. <LIMERICK... | 20,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'run'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll stand still in this spot and you run
While I count up to ten. It's such fun!
Then I'll sprint from this place
As I quickly give chase,
Coming after you, squirting my gun. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thus idolatry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It's accursed!" he cries, quite histrionic.
"I abjure art that's not aniconic.
Human forms in the arts—
Thus idolatry starts."
His demeanor decays to demonic. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,150 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artel telephones'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In north Africa's Barbary land
An artel weight can fit in your hand.
Throughout Russia, artels
Are its craftsmen's cartels.
ARTEL telephones dial on demand. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'past cloquet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As we drove past Cloquet, the whole gang
Held their noses back then, and they sang,
"We have got to get out
Of this place!" but I doubt
This view's shared by Ms. Jessica Lange. <LIMERICK_END... | 22,381 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poetry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At first I began to enjoy
All his poetry, clever and coy,
Full of punning and such.
Now I find it too much,
As a surfeit of cuteness can cloy. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,433 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Park your bike at the front but behind,
Signs of teenagers' lives you will find:
A hormonal young bloke
Bunking off for a smoke,
Or a couple's first stroke, intertwined. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brass tubas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For loudness, there's none can surpass
All the instruments known as the brass.
Tubas, horns, and trombones
Play the solemnest tones,
But the trumpets can seem rather crass. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called cotinus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the genus called Cotinus are trees,
On the small side, and shrubs that can please,
Like the smoke trees whose flowers
Now bloom in my bowers
And beckon the birds and the bees. <LIMERICK... | 27,305 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'surreal allegation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I reject your surreal allegation
And find it a sad aberration.
It's simply delusional,
Your saucers illusional,
A symptom of alienation. <LIMERICK_END> | 514 |
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