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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'urinate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can't urinate? We'll change your tune!
With this Foley, relief you'll get soon.
It's the way that we drain
Both the pee and the pain;
It's held in by a tiny balloon. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comebacks tops'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm the wittiest guy in the hood.
Snappy comebacks? I'm tops, understood?
Still, my best repartee
Keeps occurring to me
The next day, when it does me no good. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,516 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'applicant sue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Ford board, aiming hard to avoid
Rash decisions, were soon overjoyed
When page one and page two
Showed job applicant Sue
Would do nicely: the woman's employed! <LIMERICK_END> | 61,424 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'great chibcha'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The great Chibcha, today, are no more,
Though they once worked with gold and made war.
They were active in trade,
To a sun god they prayed,
And their culture we shouldn't ignore. <LIMERICK_... | 17,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concert dances'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Concert dances are wonderful. They
May be modern, or jazz, or ballet.
On a stage they are danced
Before viewers, entranced,
Who perchance in advance have to pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'listeria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When victims are sick with listeria,
And their sera are thick with bacteria,
The patients so stricken
Are febrile and sicken,
And frequently suffer deliria. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'first date'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's reluctant to spend very much
On his girl. Hang the gentleman's touch!
From their very first date
He had thought it first-rate
That she'd share the expense and go Dutch. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuckold'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of a cuckold the miller now speaks,
Of a fool, his young wife, and her cheeks,
And the games that she plays
With one Nick, whose quick ways
Bring yet stickier ends than he seeks. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lazy ethnic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chap who had felt he was dissed
Said, "I'm lazy? I'm ethnic? I'm pissed!
But I have enough brass
To sit on my ass;
On the dole I will gladly subsist." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bemuddled pam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I enticed the bemuddled Pam Rice:
"I'll make sure that you pass, for a price."
Though each sum was correct,
When I went to collect,
Her big bro kicked my horny ass twice! <LIMERICK_END> | 32,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'becomes overactive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I'm trying to work, she's distractive;
My libido becomes overactive.
My attentiveness swerves
When her well-rounded curves
Heat my passion—she's so calefactive! <LIMERICK_END> | 34,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autumn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Think of seasons; it's autumn I'd call
By far most depressing of all.
Leaves go brown, as do crops,
And the temperature drops.
It's no wonder we call it the fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,574 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pinworms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've got pinworms, and that's why I'm bitching;
I find them not one bit enriching.
They live in my gut
And emerge from my butt—
Enterobius means anal itching. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,502 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'money exchanger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dad, I warn you: Do not use that stranger
As your regular money exchanger.
His rate is so bad,
You'll be mad you were had!
Stick to banks to avoid rip-off danger. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,742 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gesticulation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Gesticulation", Marceau told his school,
"Is a mime's indispensable tool.
Show emotion with motion.
Locomotion's the notion.
Use your limbs to express! That's the rule." <LIMERICK_END> | 63,760 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'norman bates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Norman Bates had a mother (he thought)
Who didn't behave as she ought.
"Need a shower?" said Norm.
"Go ahead—water's warm!"
But his manner seemed strangely distraught. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shout means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "In the bar, don't I customably pay
For my round?" Came the answer: "No way!
'Get the drinks—it's your shout'
Means you mostly cop out:
'Got to go—feeling queasy,' you say." <LIMERICK_END> | 51,312 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'battered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His intentions, far less than polite,
Left her battered and bruised from the fight.
He dismissed her plight breezily:
"You damage too easily.
Just relax or you'll ruin my night." <LIMERICK_END> | 47,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bulldog clip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Postmen, knowing my dog's 'spring-shut' nip,
Stick my mail in his iron-jawed grip.
My pooch won't let go
Till I squeeze him just so,
Which is why I call my bulldog Clip. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beanbag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A beanbag is barely a chair.
A dozer is barely aware.
The sun almost down,
A gossamer gown,
And a shadow are all barely there. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'small kingdoms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Four small kingdoms together as one
Planned to battle the Ottoman gun.
But their league was soon rent,
For internal dissent
Checked their progress before they were done. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blues horrors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, lordy. I'm now a believer,
Going tee-total. Got barrel fever,
Trembles, jim-jams, the blues,
Horrors, snakes in my shoes ...
Got a rats or pink-spiders reliever? <LIMERICK_END> | 63,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chinese wisteria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Chinese wisteria grows
On houses as everyone knows.
It brings to these places
Some fine gentle graces.
When flowering, its beauty just glows! <LIMERICK_END> | 44,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loved cabaret'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ms Minnelli, I loved Cabaret!
You were excellent! So was Joel Grey.
Win the Oscar (your due)
And then I predict you
Will see blockbuster roles come your way. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowpokes rode'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two cowpokes rode bareback. The twain
Later got off and rested. The rain
Must have slickened their steeds,
'Cause a slipp'ry stud leads
To tumbles, a broke back, or sprain. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'understand schmuck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Should I tackle this problem statistically?
It won't help me," thought Liz, realistically.
"With this word I am struck—
How to understand schmuck?"
Liz should study the word cross-lin... | 41,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oughtta bore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Common sense? You have nary a shred.
Oughtta bore for the simples," we said:
"Make a hole, add a spout,
And it dribbles right out:
The damned foolishness filling your head." <LIMERICK_END> | 52,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'temptation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This town's profligate, sinful to some,
'Cause whatever you do, we'll stay mum.
We're your Babylon, mac,
So fly in and unpack.
Here, temptation's not fought; we succumb. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'liberal counties'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The big cities? More liberal. It's true.
Liberal counties? The relative few
Are just islands, it's said,
In a vast sea of red,
Making Democrats bluer than blue. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,812 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comstock mealybug'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Comstock mealybug? Surely you jest.
Is it really the name of the pest
With which Natalie grapples
In growing her apples?
I confess I would never have guessed. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,447 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'making burglar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Despite noises all over, things breaking,
I missed a big mess in the making.
A burglar enswept
My whole house while I slept,
But he didn't find stuff that's worth taking. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,555 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golgotha calvary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Twas at Golgotha, Calvary's hill,
That Jesus accomplished God's will.
There He died long ago,
So His love I would know;
It's the "place of the skull", holy still. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,177 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coffin confinement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't want a cold coffin confinement,
So to April I give this assignment:
When you're sure that I'm snuffed,
Behind glass show me stuffed.
I deserve nothing less than enshrinement. <... | 44,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ape baboon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dog-headed ape, a baboon,
On a dune, crooned a tune to the moon.
Though I found him quite hokey
(I prefer karaoke),
He was hired by the local saloon. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,177 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word agricultural'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a term known as ag that is short
For the word agricultural—sort
Of a way to lend charm
To the work on a farm.
It's the aggies of whom we make sport. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,763 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ana pest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once her summer at camp had begun,
I asked, "Hon, are you having much fun?"
"Mom, my counselor's the best!
She is called Ana Pest.
I've been rhyming in jest since day one." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,745 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ran downfield'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ken ran downfield—that's toward the defense—
With the ball. The suspense was intense.
Then he turned and began
To run upfield. How can
Football heroes have no common sense? <LIMERICK_END> | 40,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shop tend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All those customers eager to shop
Tend to spend like they never could stop.
If the adage is true,
There are more than a few
Who most likely 'will shop till they drop'. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bed and breakfast are offered by Sue
And by Pam, with a beautiful view
Over valley and lake.
Do not literally take
Their bold ad: "We make all dreams come true!" <LIMERICK_END> | 11,343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crime'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The fall of your government means
That your currency isn't worth beans.
Also crime will loom large,
And the army's in charge,
Among other assorted bad scenes. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,788 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embedded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a journalist says he's embedded,
You're likely to know where he's headed:
He's looking for scoops
As he stays with the troops,
Saying prayers that his unit's not shredded. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fool feedback'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A worse screeching the crew can't recall:
That fool feedback will empty the hall.
Move his mike or the speaker.
(So he'll sound somewhat weaker;
No one cares what he says, after all.) <LIME... | 63,617 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'manners'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a greedy devourer of food,
So his manners at table are crude:
He'll rip off a hunk
And then chomp out a chunk,
Which is gruntingly sunk once it's chewed. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'environment stable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Try as we might, we're unable
To make our environment stable.
Fluctuation's the norm
In appearance and form.
A world without change is a fable. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capercaillie game'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Capercaillie, a game bird, produced
Seven chicks—what a family boost!
But neglecting her brood
Made them sulky and rude—
Now her chickens have come home to roost. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eat crackers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sagacious old grandmother said,
"You should never eat crackers in bed,
As the crumbs on the sheet
Make you itch, head to feet.
Eat them down in the kitchen, instead." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,152 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The MP has complacently fed
Us the super-sized junk in his head:
His lies on inflation
And kids' education
Allied as he lies on his bed. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,062 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gangani'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Touring India? See Rajasthani
Abodes—rent a hut in Gangani.
As it's been in times past,
You will find just one caste
In these hamlets the natives call dhani. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bison evicted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Then I lectured my spouse, "That is that!
True, you've kicked out the grouse, deer and bat.
But with bison evicted,
It's as I predicted —
Our home's STILL full of antelope scat." <LIMERICK_... | 61,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vocals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Carter Beauford on drums sets the pace;
Stefan Lessard adds rhythm on bass.
Tinsley's fiddle will soar
With the woodwinds of Moore,
All while Dave sings the vocals with grace. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,882 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'collation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now with -oc-, side-by-side: collocation,
Which with -iqu- now let's melt: colliquation.
We'll find collineation
In collaboration.
This collection of words: a collation! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,721 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beak eats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My ctenophore needs to be fed,
But I can't seem to find any head.
I've sautéed a few fish,
But no beak eats this dish;
The actinostome eats it instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,560 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buckles clown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm a beau," he would surely assert,
"From the ruffles that front my silk shirt —
Lacy chitterlings down
To gold boot-buckles." Clown!
I see several speckles of dirt. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,921 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pickpocket moves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pickpocket's moves must be quick,
With slick sleight-of-hand that's the trick.
But how well your vocation
Provides your ditation
Depends on whose pockets you pick. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lawman thomas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lawman Thomas was proud of this claim:
"We've had order restored since I came."
All agreed that the marshal
Was fair and impartial.
"Unbiased" was Tom's middle name. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crying uncle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crying uncle? It means you surrender—
Give in to a stronger contender,
But the term's also found
When we're kidding around
With a friend of the opposite gender. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,318 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tribute statue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What a tribute, a statue, thumbs raised,
In Milwaukee; I'm hardly amazed
That the figure of Fonz,
Cast in smooth polished bronze,
Sends the fans on their way, happy-dazed! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,369 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'attracted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm attracted by affluence, which
Offers fortune, possessions, a niche
To indulge every whim,
As though wealthy and slim.
You just can't be too thin or too rich. <LIMERICK_END> | 606 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affinity groups'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Affinity groups on the net
Are those who share interests and whet
A desire to learn
All about a concern,
And a few meet in person, I'd bet. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allergy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My ex used to frequently sneeze.
Now she's left me, and breathes with great ease.
Seems the allergy's cause
Was one of my flaws.
Her allergen? 'Twas my pet fleas. <LIMERICK_END> | 120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'texas tea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Whence the line that includes Texas tea?
What's its source? A great film or TV?
Got a tune in your head
Named "The Ballad of Jed..."?
All from crude oil that dude hit for free! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,507 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'persia would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Darius of Persia would wait
For the Greek, Alexander the Great.
But his plans came untracked
When the Hellenes attacked—
So Arbela had sealed Persia's fate. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor gate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old gate had just closed with a slam,
When the sentry looked out and said, "Damn!
Get your swords ready fast;
This poor gate will not last,
'Cause the Huns have a battering ram." <LIMERICK_... | 3,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'silas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am not one who's short of a pal —
There is Silas, there's Betty, there's Sal...
Far too many to mention
(I'd lose your attention).
The others? Let's call them et al. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,312 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crested coralroot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crested coralroot acts in cahoots
With its fungus friend working the roots.
And this give-take attraction
Is underground action
With (now and then) flowering shoots. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'solar eclipses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At solar eclipses, one needs
To take photos at varying speeds.
For corona's faint hues,
Long exposures you'll choose,
But far shorter to catch Baily's beads. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limericks morning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are we cranks who belong to this site,
Writing limericks morning and night?
We keep cranking them out,
Not a moment's self-doubt:
It's not natural it cannot be right! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,573 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pickle frightful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sir Ralph bellowed out in frustration:
"My sword's been deformed! Hell! Damnation!
It's not worth a nickel;
It's bent like a sickle.
What a pickle—a frightful falcation!" <LIMERICK_END> | 50,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'worm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the bobber goes down hold on tight!
It's a sign that you may have a bite.
Don't get hasty, just wait,
Or you might lose your bait
When the fish snags your worm and takes flight! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cytopenia said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Cytopenia," said the report.
She is pregnant and fears she'll abort.
Seems the cell count is low
In her blood. We don't know
Whether red cells or white cells are short. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'childbearing ending'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mom has babies one after another—
Just today I received a new brother!
Now my dad's recommending
A childbearing ending:
"We're calling it Quits, me and Mother." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apostrophized til'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I like the apostrophized 'til.
I've used it and always I will.
It's the way I was taught,
So don't get all distraught—
Since it's just punctuation, now chill. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terminal illness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Throughout terminal illness, your friend
Is relief from the pain. None can mend.
Then, when facing your death
And you take your last breath,
You'll find out if it's really the end. <LIME... | 44,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sergeant carter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gomer mused at the transports ahead:
"It's like follow-the-leader!" he said.
In their convoying truck
Sergeant Carter then struck:
"Knock it off, or you'll hump it instead!" <LIMERICK_END... | 57,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crown fire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A crown fire is hard to contain.
Flames will jump tree to tree. It's a pain,
As it moves very fast.
We will beat it at last,
But the charring is sure to remain. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,638 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'political change'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Political change, I declare,
Is a must! Dump that fool with the hair!
As an advocate, I
Am a goo-goo-type guy,
Though the use of this term is quite rare. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coracoid bony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The coracoid: bony projection
From the scapula, in the direction
Of the sternum. From Greek
For "a ravenlike beak,"
It's a locus for biceps connection. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ardent, enamored young gent
Had been spurned by his sweetie, and went
On a bender: he drank
Till his sweat glands were rank
With cheap booze. He slurred, "Jeez, I'm sho bent." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,674 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sons kidnapped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Both sons kidnapped, we lived on just prayer;
You unearthed them with no time to spare.
Your emancipative measures
Delivered our treasures.
One more prayer: give the bastards the chair. <L... | 56,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'favre'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thank God that the Cowboys came through
With a win over Favre and his crew.
Now my Lions advance;
They back into the chance
At the Super Bowl. What? Get a clue? <LIMERICK_END> | 39,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conjugate acid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take a conjugate acid, e.g.
HCl, and deprotonate: see!
It's turned conjugate base —
Just Cl left in place,
Plus electron the proton set free. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,236 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tackle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Block and tackle's for moving the stock,
Using pulleys and ropes, at the dock.
A longshoreman recalls
Many long-ago falls
When, in football, he'd tackle and block. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loved sledging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I loved sledging towards the North Pole,
Pulled by huskies at speed, on a roll,
Till cold damaged my toes,
Ears (exposed), reddened nose,
Lost to frostbite beyond my control. <LIMERICK_END... | 55,651 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dracula chimp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a character actor, I play
Smaller roles in a memorable way.
In Dracula's Chimp
I was "Dude with a Limp"—
An orangoutan dressed like Fay Wray. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,975 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hebrews'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some Hebrews considered defections
From Moses and voiced their objections:
"The Red Sea's in the way."
"So divide it, and yea,
Then we won't have to stop for directions." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,524 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dispensableness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dispensableness is the key
To the jobs of employees like me.
But it's good, on the whole,
That I'm not on the dole,
And my co-civil-servants agree. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'style'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've got style, I've got cool; a crevasse
That no plebs can bridge yawns as I pass.
I've got sparkle and fizz,
Strut my stuff. I'm the biz.
I stand out from the crowd I've got class. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'five lines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Simon Boccanegra: it's got
A meandering, serpentine plot,
But five lines?—not enough
To explain all that stuff—
Just believe me; you'll like it a lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bilateral oath'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My new confidant, Lew, isn't loath
To pledge a bilateral oath
That if one in our pact
Were provoked or attacked,
Swift revenge would be taken by both. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gall adelgids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gall adelgids, although very small,
Feed on spruce trees, creating a gall;
Pinky-red galls are seen,
With their needles still green.
In the chambers, the nymphs safely crawl. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,190 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'got snow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just came in from a full winter blizzard.
I've got snow all the way to my gizzard.
Cyclone winds nearly froze
All my fingers and toes.
But my wife warmed me up. She's a wizard! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nine petals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This flower has nine petals, no less,
And more would be thought an excess.
It looks pretty and bright
In the crisp morning light,
In its enneapetalous dress. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biorhythms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Biorhythms reflect the rapport
Among mind, body, spirit and more!
We are ruled by their waves
From our cradles to graves,"
Raved the parapsychologist bore. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'letters epistolary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son Leo is writing some letters
(Epistolary missives) to bettors,
On behalf of his bosses,
To remind them of losses
And the dangers they face once they're debtors. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sword ferns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Although sword ferns are straight, we shall learn
That a florist once chanced to discern
An arched sport. "Boy, that's pretty —
Fit to name for my city,"
Said Fred Becker. "It's now Boston fe... | 63,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirty dan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dirty Dan was a horse-thievin' man—
Our young marshall, a length-of-rope fan.
All the town was abuzz
To go see it because
At the end of that rope dangled Dan. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,137 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'epidemics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Epidemics can cause the demise—
Carry off—many kids, gals, and guys.
He who finds a quick cure
Will win fame, and for sure,
He will soon carry off quite a prize! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,586 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'transmission unread'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I'm listening within normal range
Of reception, there's something that's strange.
It's a spot that is dead:
The transmission's unread.
My location I'll now have to change. <LIM... | 45,041 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We, the grebes, have no webs on our feet.
When we call, it's a bark, not a bleat.
While we do share some traits
With the loons, we're not mates—
We are more the flamingo elite. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,905 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chatters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He speaks low and in whispers he cutters.
What about, we can't say; he just mutters.
We know what's the matter:
He's mad as a hatter —
He chatters all day as he putters. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,817 |
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