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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two boxers'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Two boxers! Just look at their size! One's biting an ear—he's no prize! They're both covered with bruises. The ear biter loses. This sure was a fight for sore guys. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brooklet small'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A brooklet's a small sort of brook Where the water flows. "Come, take a look." "But how small can it be?" "I can jump it, you see!" But he slipped with the last step he took. <LIMERICK_END...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bradycardia heart'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Bradycardia: heart beating slow; Take care if your pulse falls too low. The cause? Not specific, Perhaps soporific Effects from The Brady Bunch show? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'menopause'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I've heard andropause now and again. It's like menopause, only for men. This malaise may arrive Around age forty-five And then last till one hundred and ten. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hat size'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My book's dying, then wins a few prizes, And a flurry of interest arises. With winings and dinings, Re-releases and signings, My hat size expands a few sizes. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arbors'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The Arbors were two sets of brothers Who sang mostly music of others. Many teens thought their style (Easy listening) was vile, But this group was a hit with the mothers. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'petals stay'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The sepals quite soon fall away (They're caducous, and not meant to stay), So, while these are deep-sixed, All the petals stay fixed For a sepal-free floral bouquet. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marriage word'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Definitions depend on the view Of the person they're relevant to. "So is 'marriage' a word?" Been there twice—that's absurd! It's a sentence that starts with "I do". <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named roy'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> He's a fine all-American boy— To his parents, a bundle of joy. He's a wonderful kid, Oh, but heaven forbid He should marry a fella named Roy. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sasha smack'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Bo's First Dog, he's completely jet black, And, as White House pet live-in, won't lack Loving kisses. His pals Are the pair of First Gals, Named Malia and Sasha—smack, smack! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reach rome'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Whatever your traveling mode Via Italy's streets, my map showed That it's true what they say: An approachable way To reach Rome is to take any road. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gnat world'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It's to do with the age that I'm at. Short-term memory? I've less than a gnat. World War II, I recall: Last weekend, not at all. (Last weekend? Last weekend? When was that?) <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'church supper'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Dear, I'll go to your scary church supper, But I'll keep a stiff lip (the one upper) At that late faith-group meal Where for bucks they appeal — I'd be glad if such suppers they'd scupper. ...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cocktail parties'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Cocktail parties draw people with class: Doctors, lawyers, executive brass. The proctologist wed To that woman in red? What a match she's a pain in the ass! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'odd intuition'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Once before, down this road we have trod, So it's vaguely familiar, not odd. Intuition's our friend, Plus on faith we'll depend To arrive both by guess and by God. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glissando musical'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Glissando: a musical name For a "slide" between notes not the same. From low notes to high (The reverse would apply); Such music may get some acclaim. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catalina reach'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> In the Channel, the chop was so strong; Still I sailed, drawing strength from the song. The "isle of romance" I could see at a glance: Catalina I'd reach ere too long. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dressing'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If you're tired of dressing up formally, Consider behaving abnormally: Cover up in a sheet, And wear clogs on your feet, And groan like a ghost, paranormally. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breath'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A breath's when you're drawing in air, Or you're blowing it out; but don't dare To breathe out in my face, As the smell's a disgrace. Bowser, chew on that bone over there! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called beamy'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It was hot on the dance floor, and steamy, With the disco ball's flashes all gleamy. In the smoke the light's rays Scattered out through the haze, A behavior that's also called beamy. <LIMER...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ate bread'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There once was a woman so busty That when she ate bread that was crusty, The crumbs piled up On each triple-D cup, And her tabletop never got dusty. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rota'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> At a tavern in Spain there's a rota: When a guest doesn't finish his bota, In turn, every waiter Gets sooner or later To drink it and then dance the jota. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agent'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "My performance has never once missed. It will bring down the house," I insist. But the agent's not sold. His demeanor is cold. I'm amazed that the guy can resist! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'read enchiridions'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Who can read enchiridions fast? Books essential to X can be vast. But six words said it all In our son's loopy scrawl: Get out now. Cthulhu rules unsurpassed. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crudeness fart'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> What crudeness a fart can impart, Though many proclaim it an art. Some call it a toot, Like a note on a flute; Others call it a raspberry tart. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crikey sounds'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Oh crikey!" sounds terribly dated. For using it, oft I've been slated, But gosh! Is it folly To use words like golly, In lieu of those triple-X rated? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'club'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Whilst my part is just that of a sub, I've been longing to play for this club. Though my role's complemental, In the field I'm not gentle. Should I play, then I will be the hub. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'turn lewd'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I am often required to abstrude Rough men whose advances turn lewd. Though thrust off this way, They return to the fray In the hope I'll stop playing the prude. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insult'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My thesaurus of insult and jest— Sticks and stones of my silent unrest: I weigh boor and then prig, Maybe bore or old pig; Then I'm better! Got that off my chest. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wear gloves'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> You should really wear gloves on your hands While you're batting; there're lots of good brands. Let me give you a tip: They will help with your grip— That's the fifth bat you've thrown in the...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'labor'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> He's industrious, toils night and day— Pulls his weight, gets things done, come what may. As for pay, there is none; Does he labor for fun? Nah—for ants it's all work and no play! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'small bell'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A small bell made of two metal cones, The agogo's not used for its tones, But, percussively, to Add some style in a few Latin/African musical zones. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seven cars'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Up the road, fifty feet, late in summer: Seven cars, quite a wreck—what a bummer. Well, I'm glad to report My convertible's short, So I made it just under the Hummer. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roman decadence'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Roman decadence shows us the way: Upper classes too busy with play, Rapt in pleasure's pursuit While barbarians loot, Bear the signs of a culture's decay. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grudge'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> You begrudger! You'll never forsake Any grudge, while asleep or awake! You're neglectful, sir, of Showing mercy or love! Your hate seems an awful mistake! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opisthograph'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> An opisthograph, I will confide, Is a paper with writing applied To both sides of the page. Such a page may upstage Anopisthograph paper: one side. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'car house'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Our car house stands next to our house, And it houses the car of my spouse, As well as some stools For our garden, and tools, And in spring the occasional mouse. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anti establishment'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Son, the anti-establishment gist? Power structures and mores are dissed. Cut your grandpa some slack. He grew up a while back In the Sixties when many were pissed. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'retribution chemolysis'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> John George Haigh, using acid, in time Could reduce all his victims to slime. Thus, he sought a solution With no retribution: Chemolysis covered the crime. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'holding toxins'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Holding toxins, it's metal-encased, And this canister soon will be placed In a cannon and shot At the range—where a lot Of the training leaves hazardous waste. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adverb uncharted'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I have contraconscientiously started This verse with an adverb uncharted Except by a few At the OED, who Can't accuse me of being fainthearted. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thesis'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Son, your thesis is thin. To add clout, Put meat on the bones, flesh it out. For your topic, it's vital To pick a strong title, Like "Filleting: First Catch Your Trout". <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metal embellished'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My artwork was scratched! I was crushed! But I put a new finish on brushed. The satiny metal Embellished my kettle. The art jury oohed, aahed, and gushed. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dinosaurs'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There are questions to ponder about. What if dinosaurs hadn't died out? We can learn quite a lot From conjectural thought. What if poor people had all the clout? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clouterly verse'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> One may find truly clouterly verse That's not meant to be vapid (or worse), But some rhyming endeavor Might have been rather clever Were it not for the homophone curse. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adult'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When a film deals with sex, straight or gay, In a juvenile, prurient way; When it's crass, immature And inane, then be sure, "It is adult," its makers will say. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nibble'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The cognizant cattle I raise Know "to nibble" is one of the ways To define the word browse. In a field, hungry cows (Be they black, brown, or white) tend to graze. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'timepiece'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The timepiece to which others bow Is at Teddington. There it ticks now. Such an accurate clock Gets the rate of its tock From some caesium—don't ask me how! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poachers'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There are game laws for poachers like you, And our warden's locked up quite a few. We're aggrieved, and small wonder: They're our lands you'd plunder. We've booked you a cell with a view. <LIMER...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bells'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Can you please get those bells to stop jingling, And the folks in the sleigh to stop mingling? And I wish to report That you've cut my tail short; I can't swish it to stop all the tingling! <LIMERI...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'long strike'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The union was asked to accede To a giveback. So workers agreed To surrender five days Of their leave, take no raise, And thus end the long strike. Down with greed! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lushly curvaceous'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Though you're lushly curvaceous, I fear You are younger than you may appear, And an innocent man Could wind up in the can, So hands off! Do I make myself clear? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ecstasies'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Long deterred by envisioned disgrace, She's en route to a tryst at his place. What she's heard of male plumbing, Of ecstasies coming… An anticipative grin fills her face. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tenor would'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> This powerful tenor would take All the high notes. Our eardrums would shake. Now you ask, "Could he cook?" I say, "Look in this book! He could make a Delmonico steak!" <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cunning runts'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There's a difference it clearly would seem— Crafty pygmies or women's track team? Cunning runts are the first While the latter's a burst Of young ladies careering full steam. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fourth note'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The fourth note in a scale diatonic Is called fa; what a clever mnemonic! It leads sol, follows mi, So it's easy to see How the use of this scheme becomes chronic. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candidate red'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Is the candidate red? Purple? Green? Or some alternate shade in between? Should his private-life blues Make the six o'clock news — His true colors? He'll have to come clean. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When the limerick editors grin At my meter and rhyme which are thin, I say, "This quarrel's ending — I lean towards fence-mending — Let's make peace!" I shut up and give in. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carts rather'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Give up kitchens for carts? Rather strange — For a chef, an unlikely exchange. The chuck wagon, yes, Made a portable mess, But he'd feel more at home on the range. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dissing'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Her dissing was at my expense, But her jibe didn't make any sense. "What is eye broccoli?" She Then explained it to me: "One who's ugly." I took great offense. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'saving logo'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When saving a logo, I'll choose To append .ai I won't lose Any quality when I enlarge it times ten. Now all I require is my muse. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diaphragm'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Our diaphragm sales have been brisk: It's a flexible rubberized disk That can serve as a lid So the cervix is hid. If you don't want a kid, cut the risk. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biped latin'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Like myriad words we now use, Biped's Latin, yet shouldn't confuse, For it's simple and neat, And a noun that's complete, Meaning beasts with two feet (or two shoes). <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'babies foaming'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Life is fraught, full of dangers and maybes, So mothers, take care of your babies. Foaming mouths on your pets Warn of serious threats, As those bubbles might mean they have rabies. <LIMER...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blastocyst'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Invading my womb is a critter— It's a parasite. I'm all atwitter. Should the blastocyst stick To my uterus—ick! Well, at least it's just one, not a litter. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cat liberation'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My assistant is still on probation. He makes links—that defines catenation. It's not a fixation On cat liberation (Which would win him a feline ovation!) <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'steam engine'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> An engineman type, heretofore, Might call "steam engine tending" his chore. Since the work's not the same, His old job lost its name — Such machinery's long out the door. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ghost'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When we're nearing the place where we're post Life on Earth, we all give up the ghost. As with humans, it's true For machines. When we're through With the power to function, we're toast. <LIMERICK...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limped'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Thought the fellow who limped from the bar, "Best admire the chicks from afar. Though the fight was a draw, My dislocated jaw Means I can't talk 'em into my car." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ego ideal'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The ego-ideal as our guide Brings accomplishment, value, and pride. Good behavior we ape, And we let it take shape As we try to cast badness aside. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fast subway'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> San Francisco's fast subway's called BART. It makes getting 'round town cheap and smart. Of course Homer's brash son Wants each ride to be done: "Are we there yet?" he yells from the start. <...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binary software'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Fat binary software's for me! Your choice of a platform is free. Use any computer; This stuff is like neuter — Runs correctly on Mac or PC. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uriah'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Uriah the Hittite was furious; Towards David his plans were injurious. Re Bathsheba, his wife And the joy of his life, The monarch had seemed over-curious. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parry slash'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A young fellow called "Battlefield Jack" Faced the firing line just for the crack. Spouting noisome invective, He found this effective: Attack, parry, slash and smack back. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joy cookies'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> We eat lots in the season of joy: Cookies cut in the shape of a boy. They're a gingerbread treat That all kids love to eat With straight eggnog—but not a Rob Roy! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nag'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I put bundles of notes on the nose Of that nag, but he fell. I suppose I'm demoralised, yet I could win if I bet One more time. (That's an uplifting close.) <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consent'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> As an earnest, your proof of intent, To advance and protect the event, We need ten thousand down, And an office in town — All up front. Then we'll give our consent. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clitoral issue'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Said a doctor, explaining in brief, "Trust me, clitorism's not a belief. Your clitoral issue? Prolonged in the tissue, Erection is causing you grief." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'naked'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> See him naked—a noteworthy scene. His belly hangs down in between Your eyes, as you watch, And the whole of his crotch— An abdominogenital screen. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heil hitler'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The crowds listened with total respect As he spoke with accustomed effect. With predictable style Prompting shouts of "Sieg Heil!", Hitler claimed that his course was correct. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scarlett'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "I'm an envelope-pusher," I quipped, As I worked on revising your script. Changing Gone with the Wind Into Scarlett Gets Pinned I thought bold (...but the envelope ripped). <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'planning greeting'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Quite the best piece of lore that I know, If you don't want to face a no-show, When preparing a meeting Or planning a greeting Is this: get your ducks in a row. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dnase'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> With DNase, you've an enzyme to cleave Through the links of some DNA's weave. You can drive a new road To the heart of life's code... But take care what new life you conceive. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'get dhea'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Acting cranky a lot? Feeling old? At the drop of a hat catching cold? Can't recall when or how? Get DHEA now." Thus to suckers the supplement's sold. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'held witch'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I was held, witch, there under your spell In your hell-ditch, an eerie dark cell. It was eldritch (that's weird). There I dwelt, bitch. I feared A tolled bell, which would be my death's knell....
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two pence'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> This stuff's worth at least twenty-one bob, So a guinea is fair—just the job. And two hundred and fifty- Two pence sounds quite nifty: A pound and a shilling—no prob! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breaking news'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Breaking news: when a story's emerging. Breaking cover: from trenches we're surging. Breaking down: when you cry (Breaking up might be why). Breaking wind: excess gases you're purging. <LIM...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chlorinate rubber'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Life can stink as a fetish-wear clubber — That's one reason to chlorinate rubber. With reduced irritation, Less sticky sensation, It slides, powder-free, 'round my blubber. <LIMERICK_EN...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compurgation'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Compurgation's a method that's used In the courts to help clear the accused. Under oath, an attendant Will swear the defendant Was with him all day—getting boozed. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'century dance'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> At the turn of this century, dance Could be hip hop or trip hop or trance. But way back in the day, My Baroque textbooks say The courante was in fashion in France. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named echovirus'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A child may be sometimes attacked In the gastrointestinal tract. The culprit that's named Echovirus is blamed. The child sometimes dies that's a fact. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fire chief'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The fire chief (our dad) has to see To a city department where we, As his fire-fighter sons, Have to suff live with his puns: I'm José, and my brother's Hose B. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grudge dr'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Nearly nine years of slaving I'd judge, But the long, lonely toil I don't grudge. Dr. Johnson's my name; I deserve all my fame For my work as a harmless old drudge. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'admiration'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I regard you so highly, it's true! You deserve admiration, you do. What a pity I saw That you've got a slight flaw. You're esteemable, sure, but we're through. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feeder'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> This double-named beauty has flanks With scales like plate armor. Give thanks — It's a non-picky feeder, This bubble-nest breeder. But it jumps, so please cover your tanks. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mules'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The first of a farmer's firm rules: Don't be screwing around behind mules. Any man so dumb begs For a kick 'tween his legs And a loss of his family jewels. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mosby blares'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "That ain't fruit salad," Sar'n't Mosby blares, "Those are ribbons and honors he wears. That's his blood on his chest, And y'all should be impressed!" There was more, but the rest was all sw...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coral vine'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> In Australia, a vine there will twine Or simply just lie and recline. With its leathery leaves And red flower sheaves, This creeper is called coral vine. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'watering hole'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Through a many-holed bowl in the sink, I had drained heated water. I think That my gal liked my ziti. I then took my sweetie To a watering hole for a drink. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autograph signing'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> In an autograft, this is our aim: To move tissue from part of your frame To an alternate spot Where before it was not. What's an autograph? Signing your name. <LIMERICK_END>
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