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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'backseat driver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Backseat driver, stop torturing me
With annoying advice. Can't you see
I'm performing a task
On my own? Did I ask
For your input? This zone is nag-free. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old binder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the elderly farmer, "It's fine,
It's repaired to my own grand design—
Nailed together and bound
And held well off the ground
By the finest of old binder twine." <LIMERICK_END> | 15,626 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clutch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I step on the clutch in my car,
I can change from one gear, with no jar,
To another at need
To adjust to my speed
As I travel both near and afar. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gold eggs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once had Aesop a fabulous goose,
And gold eggs were the prize she'd produce.
When a blain made her sore,
She laid metal no more.
A warm spritz and massage? Of no use. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,336 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The hurrier you go (think of debt
That you can't reimburse, so you fret;
Then you work till you fall,
So you can't pay at all —
You're worse off), the behinder you get. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,606 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shoe buyer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The shoe buyer first takes a seat.
Then the salesman will measure his feet
With a Brannock Device,
Which is awfully nice
For determining size so complete. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dating life'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your dating life won't stand a prayer
If you're viewed as a drip. Guys won't care
If you're boring and bland.
There's no man you will land
Till, Rapunzel, you let down your hair. <LIMERICK_E... | 58,702 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'film name'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's an honor that fits like a glove:
Famous actors receiving above-
the-title laudation;
A film name's location
Comes after the actors we love. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'data corrupted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My data's corrupted; I've lost
All my work at incredible cost.
The damage is done,
And I'm under the gun—
There's no doubt I'm about to get tossed. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,445 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decubitus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Decubitus? That's a position
Assumed when you have a condition
That keeps you in bed,
Neath your blanket and spread,
In the care of your local physician. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ahem caleb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Ahem" and "ahem" Caleb said,
"Pay attention to me! See my head?
I have written with ink
On my forehead! I think
It is nice, but I should have used red!" <LIMERICK_END> | 26,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gibbs grub'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For big banquets they fervently yearn.
And for "seconds"? They always return.
They're the Gluttonous Gibbs.
Grub's all over their bibs.
Moderation they never will learn. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,908 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flonker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Round the flonker, the girter will dance
As he flicks and scores wantons, by chance,
Or a marther or ripple.
If swadged, he must tipple.
Then the driveller gets to advance. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,367 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meander'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though your tortuous logic's been checked,
And your roundabout pathways connect,
Still, you're lacking in candor,
And tend to meander.
I wish you were being direct. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,200 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To move restlessly round and about,
Up and down and, I guess, in and out:
What I have here's a bridge
To the obsolete fridge,
An old verb that I'm happy to tout. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yard lizards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Squads of yard-lizards, boon to mankind,
Hard at work near our boxwoods you'll find.
Each proceeds, as it feeds,
To devour noxious weeds
(Gardener's fantasy, just in my mind). <LIMERICK_END> | 62,730 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boss pleaded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Give up working from home," the boss pleaded,
"Bob, your bodily presence is needed.
Our best client's confused;
Guess his ego's been bruised.
I screwed up. Your green light's superseded." <... | 56,507 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our society's so atomistic—
"I'm a somebody, not a statistic!"
But therein lies the puzzle:
We all wear its muzzle.
[Too dismal? Or just fatalistic?] <LIMERICK_END> | 2,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blasted endosymbionts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Although species are wasted and blasted,
Endosymbionts somehow have lasted.
Seeing vastness of time
In the chloroplast's climb,
I eat salad, and always get plastid. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,135 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brunton compass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Careful measurement's always my rule.
This geologist's favorite tool
Hits the nail on the head:
Strike and dip of a bed?
Brunton compass—compact and way cool. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,693 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grinned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He said, "Got me a job—I was bored—
In a strip club and boy, have I scored.
Twenty-five bucks a day."
I said, "What lousy pay."
"Pal, that's all," he grinned, "I can afford!" <LIMERICK_END> | 24,706 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'twain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the old Mississippi's domain,
One might hear the words by the mark twain.
It meant "safe to sail through",
And in literature too,
Samuel Clemens would use it again. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chasselas grapes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the Chasselas grapes become wine,
"Connoisseurs" tend to sip and opine:
"This white vino's bouquet
Seems addictive. Some say
Giddy ambiance builds as they dine." <LIMERICK_END> | 58,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'byrd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now we're gathered together, let's play
Early Music on viols do stay!
We can tackle some Byrd,
My friends, just say the word!
I'd consort with my consort all day. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,288 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'britannia ruling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the tails, firm against foreign knaves,
Whom she sends to their watery graves
('Tis no myth, I declare;
The reverse is true) there
Is Britannia ruling the waves. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agenize flour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you want your bread whiter than white,
You must agenize flour overnight.
No pain is involved
When the bleach is dissolved,
But it permeates every last bite. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,408 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canterbury shrine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With my pilgrimage set to begin,
I, Chaucer, take rest at an inn.
Now the season's turned fine,
I'll to Canterbury shrine
For my soul's absolution from sin. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roach'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A houseguest at lunch saw a roach
And decided, though tricky, he'd broach
A talk with his host,
Who now shuns him the most,
'Cause "nice pet" was a bad first approach. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fisherman chum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My fisherman chum isn't dumb
At ensuring that some of them come.
Buddy scatters the waters
With fish that he slaughters
And cuts up their guts. What a chum! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creeping juniper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Creeping juniper blocking my door?!
And you bought it? Well, why and what for?
Why a dense prostrate shrub?
Whatcha thinkin' of, bub?
It's destroying my snazzy decor. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foul smelling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A miasma from Mike was upwelling.
I said, "Brother, your body's foul-smelling.
I'll tell Ma that you stink!"
He said, "Yeah? If you fink,
What'll happen to you, there's no telling!" <LIMER... | 55,928 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bodgers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Chilterns, the bodgers would rarely
Bodge a job if they did it was barely.
(They made chairlegs of beech,
And I'm certain that each
Bodger checked that they all would fit squarely.) <LIMER... | 7,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ergotized rye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you've eaten that ergotized rye,
Then you're not very likely to die,
But when toxins ergotic
Have turned you psychotic,
You'll give it the old college try. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nibbling acorns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Paws together as if I might pray?
No, I'm nibbling acorns today.
I shall bury lots more
For my mid-winter store
Before falling asleep in my drey. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seven teeth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a man found quite dead,
With just seven teeth in his head.
They were quite widely spaced,
Very artfully placed —
Well, that's what the coroner said. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'digamous life'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now my digamous life is a breeze,
Though my first wife was murder to please.
I am happy, remarried,
My first bride is buried,
And for me, wives will not come in threes. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,852 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'expertise research'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let us expertise research today —
Tell the amateurs, "Please go away!"
The Board has okayed
More professional aid —
No more fooling around, guys! OK? <LIMERICK_END> | 55,941 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angel sleeve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An angel sleeve's loose and it's long;
Not too practical, sturdy, or strong.
On a gown for a ball,
They look dreamy, enthrall,
But for doing the dishes, they're wrong. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plant bog'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Umbrella plant, bog rhubarb, cap-
dockin, butter-dock, bogshorns or flap-
perdock. All are the same —
Though for butterbur, fame
Came as Barliman, innkeeper chap. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,087 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arsonist fire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An arsonist's fire bomb was tossed
And the shoe store was burned at a cost.
What this tragedy brings
Is the saddest of things—
Over two hundred soles have been lost. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breakneck speed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While hurtling at cool breakneck speed,
She screamed, and he kind of agreed:
When driving through town
It's best to slow down,
If staying alive is your need. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make camping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I would advocate taking our class.
It's in campcraft; I'm sure you could pass.
We can teach you the skill
To make camping a thrill,
And in no time you're cooking with gas. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,348 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'speaking lyrics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let my voice rise to soar like a bird,
Speaking lyrics that angels have heard.
Let none be defamatory,
Instead, all declamatory!
Ooh, my prompter went bust. Gots no word. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'waves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sound of the waves as they pound
On the beaches of Long Island Sound,
Rolling 'round and around,
Make the sadness profound,
Recollecting the night that you drowned. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceilings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a good thing my ceilings are high,
Mused Sir Oliver Pilkington-Pie,
Or I might bang my head,
Crack my skull, end up dead!
I'd not count it a blessing to die. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An eye for an eye and a tooth
For a tooth show old laws' simple truth:
That no punishment be
More severe than how we
With our crimes have been wrong or uncouth. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'company flaws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my power went out, I was pissed!
Why do breaks in my service exist
Due to company flaws?
(It turned out that the cause
Was the three or four payments I'd missed.) <LIMERICK_END> | 48,667 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'target'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pick the target; you'll want to select
One that's personal. Then be direct
As you chide and deride.
You will win to your side
Many people who want to defect. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,681 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coneflower'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This coneflower's composite, with rays—
A Rudbeckia, its blooms will amaze
In their showy profusion:
When gold, a delusion
They're daisies delights lazy days. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'need sleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I need sleep I'm so restless and wired!
And I'm climbing the walls, and I'm tired,
And I'm laughing and crying
And frantically trying
To drain the caffeine I've acquired. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soft cheese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ah, your Camembert please bring us more!
Such a soft cheese we cannot ignore.
One more thing we have found:
It is perfectly round.
And the last one rolled right out the door. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,317 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tom stood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tom stood in the forest, arms bent.
Though tired, he wasn't yet spent.
"With the strength left in me
I can chop down that tree."
Accidentally, he said what he meant. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nourished'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every person, from peasant to gentry,
Is nourished with food, which, on entry,
Proceeds through the gut,
'Til expelled by the butt.
This is enteral. (That's elementary.) <LIMERICK_END> | 53,383 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seuss brought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Not all doctors evoke pain or fear—
On the contrary, Seuss brought us cheer;
Brown's bottles are prime;
Denton pj's, sublime;
How 'bout Dolittle, vet with an ear. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue boy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Blue Boy, I'm sure, thinks he's cute
In his 12-button velvety suit.
Is that make-up he's wearing?
And check out his bearing—
That pose! And those shoes! What a fruit! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,307 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We rolled right off the dock in the dark
Which then led the state cop to remark,
"Amomaxia, son,
Is more properly done
When you first put your car into park." <LIMERICK_END> | 11,235 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By her suitor the woman was charmed,
But was fearful the man might be armed.
Was he totin' a gun,
Or just lookin' for fun?
Should this girl be aroused or alarmed? <LIMERICK_END> | 608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cults luring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had thought I would write about cults
Luring grown-ups and how this results
In more work every day
For the group CMA—
That's the Center for Missing Adults. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,577 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'khaki jack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Khaki Jack was a magical yak.
With the Allies about to turn back,
He downed Messerschmitts, plus
Froze all Panzers and thus
Broke the back of the German attack. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedded louise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I finally bedded Louise,
She smelt cheesy, i.e., just like cheese.
So I asked, "You ate Brie?"
She laughed, "Nah it's just me.
More like Camembert, though, if you please." <LIMERICK_EN... | 59,531 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benvenuto cellini'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He was born in the land of linguine—
His talents prodigious, not teeny—
A sculptor and writer,
And also a fighter,
His name's Benvenuto Cellini. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,789 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cubicle used'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's an alcove, small booth, or a stall
In a bedroom or down at the mall.
It's used for undressing—
I won't leave you guessing:
It's a cubicle, used by us all. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death inhumane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So what? It's a botched execution.
This killer received retribution.
You call writhing in pain
Before death inhumane?
I'd have gone with a shotgun solution. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ban'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Ban the bomb" is a slogan once used
By the CND. They, who refused
To have weapons of dread,
Often publicly said
Such behaviour could not be excused. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,488 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'every felon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Criminations, you hope, are not just
Accusations of wrongdoing. Trust
That the law means to charge
Every felon at large—
In a far-reaching, very big bust. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bensonian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Bensonian company pledges
We'll be sitting upon our seats' edges,
Through Shakespearian plays
That they've practised for days —
"If the weather stays fine," their star hedges. <LIMERICK_END... | 21,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fluids gas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In some fluids, a gas is dissolved.
To remove it, these methods evolved:
Using vacuum, or heat,
Or with chemicals. Neat!
Deaeration? The problem is solved. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trematode worm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Consider this trematode worm.
What? His cirrhus is showing? I'm firm!
I'll accuse him by name:
"James, for shame! You're to blame!
Your indecent display makes me squirm!" <LIMERICK_END> | 22,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soldering gold'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the ancient world, rock hounds were told
This is handy for soldering gold.
It's a bluish-green stone;
Go and dig out your own
Chrysocolla where copper gets old. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,529 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apple pie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Americana: there's baseball, New York,
Country music and barbequed pork—
Apple pie made by mom,
High school football, the prom,
Elvis Presley, McDonald's, the spork. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stored'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my Collyer (my home), I have stored
Seven miles of old telephone cord,
Ninety-eight toy marines,
Twelve old sewing machines,
And, in tribute, a Model T Ford. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,575 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banana'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The banana's a tropical fruit
With a soft, pulpy flesh we salute.
Its elongated shape,
Its allure to the ape,
And its yellowness bring it repute. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'penned splendiferous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have penned a splendiferous ode
To the flattened remains of a toad,
With the filigreed tread
Of a tire on his head:
Body art on the yellow brick road. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,083 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'consummate greed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your allowance you always exceed,
Buying stuff you don't pay for or need.
Shops send overdue bills
To your dad. We get chills
When we deal with your consummate greed. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,261 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creep hounds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That creep hounds me; he follows my track.
He is dogging me; will he attack?
I no longer take walks;
Wish I knew how he stalks—
As a loner or part of a pack. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'born digital'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's born-digital when the creation
Of documents has its formation
As an on-screen affair
With no paper used there.
The OEDILF is just one illustration. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insults'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most insults fly over me, Mac,
Or they roll off my short-but-sweet back.
But you called me a "gnome."
That hit too close to home.
Gird your loins for low-level attack. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bill said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bumped into Bill. I said, "Cheers,
I haven't seen you in some years."
What he said was a chiller:
"My job is a killer—
Top gun among mafia peers!" <LIMERICK_END> | 39,334 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archchamberlain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An archchamberlain works for a king
In those states that to monarchy cling.
His role may be vital,
But not so his title—
An archsteward's the very same thing. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,823 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caravan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As history's leaving its mark,
There's some outrage it's likely to spark.
Rolling on midst the fuss
Is the caravan; thus,
It's no matter how much the dogs bark. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,436 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabochon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The king looked around with a frown
When he noticed the gem on the gown
Of the queen. He said, "From
Where'd the cabochon come?
Have you stolen it, Dear, from my crown?" <LIMERICK_END> | 11,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'family hour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Family hour (there's actually three):
When it's safe to have kids watch TV.
No bare boobs, no bare butts,
No guys scratching their nuts,
Or such things that they ought not to see. <LIMERICK_E... | 61,947 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'red sea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the packet, a single command:
"DON'T EAT!" and I look at my hand.
Were it filled with enough
Of this desiccant stuff
I could turn the Red Sea into sand. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,678 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cause findings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The stress of most research contractual
May cause findings whose truth isn't actual.
"Thick red pus!" Do you doubt?
Then you'd better point out:
"Um, that's ketchup, and quite artifactual.... | 38,301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defoliator'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's the head of a villainous crew,
Stripping leaves from shrubs, trees, and crops too.
Behold the Defoliator,
A bona fide spoliator—
Coming soon to a theater near you. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,659 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grapes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's that season once more; what a rush!
Grapes are swollen. I can't help but gush.
There they wait, red and ready.
The atmosphere's heady.
Sweetest time every year: it's the crush. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,528 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cauliflower'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cauliflower's so wretched, it's stunning!
And broccoli? Worst Taste twelve years running.
There's a child? I'm appalled!
Broccoflower it's called.
It's a hybrid I'm sure to be shunning. <LI... | 17,321 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'walter dandy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Neurosurgeon who led innovation,
Walter Dandy was tops in the nation.
Seemed that every third week
He'd a brand-new technique.
Each was truly a Dandy operation. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yorkshire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've read Yorkshire has weather that's tough,
That the east wind they get there is rough.
Straight from Russia, they say,
There's no break on its way,
But the locals insist, "Fair enough." <LIM... | 59,151 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banbury tarts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I like Banbury tarts very much,
Lemon flavored and hot to the touch.
It's a pastry divine
That I'd never decline,
Filled with raisins and currants and such. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,471 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tropic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For rambling I'm ambling inclined,
Not to roam leaving home far behind.
Neither tropic nor pole
Is my hot pick or goal—
I prefer to bestir in my mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'praise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His diasyrm's one of his schemes
To poke fun at you. While his face beams,
Watch him damn with a hit
Of rhetorical wit.
(Yes, his praise isn't all that it seems.) <LIMERICK_END> | 35,360 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invented lemony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The popsicle trafficker Tucker
Invented a lemony sucker,
"Astringency Pop."
'Twas a marketing flop!
When you sucked it, you couldn't unpucker. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bluegrass went'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For some bluegrass I went to Kentucky.
Liked the grass, liked the music that's plucky.
Fed some grass to a cow.
She Mood Indigo. Now,
If you all like my pun, I'll be lucky. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embryogenesis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Embryogenesis, scientists say
Is how zygotes begin, and the way
That an embryo grows.
(Although everyone knows
That the pre-start's the fun part. So stay!) <LIMERICK_END> | 56,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uncle tom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uncle Tom, he be bought by a knave
Who done flogged him right into his grave.
If you takes a brave stand,
You be whipped in the land
Of Legree and the home of the slave. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,535 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'master'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call me Dominus; I am the one
Who's the boss and gets everything done.
If my wife were the master,
It would be a disaster,
So just call her Ms. Dunne (and then run!). <LIMERICK_END> | 44,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sailors converse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a ship, when the sailors converse,
They've been known, on occasion, to curse.
If you serve in the Navy,
You'll sputter, "Good gravy!"
Or something, perhaps, even worse. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,549 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stamping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Frank was lucky the judge set low bail,
So his moll sent the dough in the mail.
But it never got through—
Was returned postage due—
So he's stamping to little avail. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young colt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the start of the race, Wide Awake,
A young colt, made a rookie mistake.
He'd been favored that day,
But he ran the wrong way—
In more ways than just one a bad break. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,383 |
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