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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'womb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your "facts" are confutative, Stan.
You said, "Try to refute them"? I can.
There's no way on God's earth
That this person gave birth:
You won't find any womb—it's a man! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tae chequerboard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chequerwork closely compares
Tae a chequerboard's pa'ern o' squares,
Or that fine tartan plaid
That ma auld Heilan dad
Wore when pipin' strathspeys and sweet airs. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barbie drugs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As we speak, there's a rush to create
So-called "Barbie drugs." Scientists state
They will give you a tan,
Make you "more of a man,"
And they might even help you lose weight! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shepherd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Lord is my shepherd, you know.
In righteousness always I'll go.
I'm in the high clover,
My cup runneth over.
(My Father upstairs says "Hello!") <LIMERICK_END> | 3,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wear indian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am culturally broad in my style.
I wear Indian beads that beguile.
I sport fringed cowboy boots
And I don't give two hoots
If my lovely grass skirt makes you smile. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abiologically formed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Maybe gasses and metals that swarmed
Near the vents of volcanoes were warmed.
Through catalysis, baby,
Our ancestors (maybe)
Were abiologically formed! <LIMERICK_END> | 34,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christmas morning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Christmas morning, not hearing a word,
Father entered their bedroom, eyes blurred.
Moments prior, still dreaming,
Now consciousness gleaming,
The children excitably stirred. <LIMERICK_E... | 54,801 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fashion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The makers and sellers of clothes
Put on great fashion industry shows.
I attend, not for styles.
What elicits my smiles?
The models. I want one of those. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,961 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blindsided lawyer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The blindsided lawyer yelled "Twit!
There's no trusting you, not the least bit.
Why, you seem not to care
If I'm caught unaware —
One more thing, and I swear, I will quit!" <LIMERICK_EN... | 50,631 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oystercatchers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oystercatchers: To them we'd entrusted
Oyster care, but they've now gone and busted
Molluscs, single or clustered.
Acting headstrong, unflustered,
With their beaks they have hammered and t... | 64,880 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uncle jock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uncle Jock is carnaptious; he's like
A great piledriver hitting a spike.
His temper is quick
As a conjurer's trick,
And you never know when he will strike. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye music'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're not a huge musical nerd,
Well, then eye music might seem absurd.
You might think it's a bore
To have things in the score
That are there to be seen and not heard! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'growing fruit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Due to storms as this autumn drew near,
Apple droppage was heavy this year.
The whole harvest's not lost,
So I'll swallow the cost.
Growing fruit's a capricious career. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,454 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'went aglimmering'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While your outfit, my love, was all shimmering,
My primal intentions were simmering;
But then, drunk and too loud,
In the crush of the crowd,
Yeah, I blew it. It aIl went aglimmering. <... | 39,953 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'waists sink'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now the tradesmen have finally come,
Each bends over to show builder's bum.
At my sink waste, waists sink
In low pants, on the brink
Of a glimpse of the depths one could plumb… <LIMERICK_END> | 33,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goats gloves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From a cape known to captains of boats
Came these rare and unusual goats.
Gloves were made from their hides;
Other products besides.
Now they're just one of history's notes. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,644 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electoral college'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No professors, no backpacks, no noting,
No theses, no school board promoting
Devotion to knowledge
At Electoral College,
Where everyone majors in voting. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,110 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bicycle bill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thus a cyclist in Flint sadly spoke:
"My front tire has a gash—it's no joke.
As my funds from Dad's will
Fast diminish to nil,
With this bicycle bill I'm flat broke." <LIMERICK_END> | 54,453 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'solar noon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Think the sun peaks at twelve? Think again—
Solar noon can be minutes from then.
It comes early or late,
Fluctuating by date;
A dipleidoscope lets us know when. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,986 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dialectology'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's the nature of dialectology?
Part's linguistics and part is psychology,
As regional speech
Has a good bit of each,
And a touch of, I guess, anthropology. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lump'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Doc's assured me the lump is benign,
So don't fuss over me; I'll be fine.
Huge bouquets every day,
Your displays of dismay —
I'm no saint and the condo's no shrine. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,317 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dental gravity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All you readers expecting depravity
From a limerick defining a cavity:
You're so darn dirty-minded
You're totally blinded
To matters of great dental gravity. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,537 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baptized'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When her daughter came, life was ideal
For our heroine "Big Wheel" McNeil.
As a Catholic, devout,
There was not any doubt:
She baptized the girl "Tits of Steel." <LIMERICK_END> | 11,734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hear that beastie that's bounding about?
Its grey ears could reach down to its snout,
Which is pointed and pink.
It's a pinkie, I think
(That's a dalgite). It's night, so it's out. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,706 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cancer sunscreen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dioxybenzone's a substance that one
Should apply for a day in the sun.
To keep skin free of cancer,
A sunscreen's the answer
Unless, maybe, sunshine you shun. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dimension concept'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the fault he divined grabbed attention,
An idea in his mind took dimension:
A concept, a notion
That starts things in motion
And eventually leads to invention. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brothel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This house was a going concern:
Many dollars my brothel would earn.
For these ladies I cared,
So all profits I shared
And their turnover doubled, in turn. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,073 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cp disease'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> CP's a disease with no cure,
So its victims must strive to endure.
With some poor muscle tone
Or a weakening bone,
They'll need plenty of help to mature. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,195 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jimi janis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jimi, Janis, Kurt, Brian, and Jim—
What connects them's decidedly grim.
"Pigpen," Amy, and more,
Names you cannot ignore,
And now Lana stands close to the rim. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hole roots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's the drainage hole; roots will not rot.
Now, with crocks (for I use what I've got)
I part cover the hole
For good drainage control.
Did you guess it? I'm crocking my pot. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rudder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You must know how to bank when you fly
And are learning to turn in the sky.
If you just use the rudder,
Your instructor will shudder,
So dipping one wing's what to try. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,864 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prize'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Defining his style quite loosely
With high-powered words used profusely,
I quickly surmise
We should give him a prize
For confusing us all, most abstrusely. <LIMERICK_END> | 252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anglo french'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Jersey, both master and wench,
When speaking, would use Anglo-French
A long time ago.
Today, it's not so
Much in use, though a must on the bench. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'author erich'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Author Erich Maria was dark,
And by nature acerbic and stark.
When he wanted, he'd write
With acidulous bite,
Thus defining the cutting Remarque. <LIMERICK_END> | 676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmopolitan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cosmopolitan once meant "urbane."
That's past tense; now it just means "inane."
The magazine's pap,
The cocktail is crap,
Neither one will do much for your brain. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,766 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sally dazed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sally's dazed see the look in her eyes —
Blank and glassy, but that's no surprise:
Sally can't take her drink
And she's swallowed, I think,
Six more glasses than medics advise. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reunited waited'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With my details on Friends Reunited,
I waited for answers, excited
That I'd catch up with mates.
(Also maybe get dates
With those girls where lust went unrequited.) <LIMERICK_END> | 28,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'religion assumes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Religion assumes an odd fashion
When the faithful indulge extreme passion,
Like stripping in church
For a whipping of birch
With a countenance solemn and ashen. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knight moved'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your knight moved in front of your queen,
At first sight, 'twas the worst move I'd seen.
And it got me to wondering,
"A trap? Or he's blundering?"
Are you crafty or really that green? <... | 11,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'church'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the church is your chosen vocation,
Then you might work in this situation:
Your group is led by
A methodical guy,
The DS of your organization. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,568 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tune'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's cerebral—no half-baked buffoon,
And her motives are hard to impugn,
But she's faced with new facts,
So her certainty cracks.
Now she's graciously changing her tune. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,884 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fathead brainpan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's lacking in judgement, a goose.
This fathead's a brainpan that's loose.
A twit, catatonic,
A git that's moronic,
Any thought he may have is obtuse. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,058 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Eve's mistake put us all on the spot —
For her sin, banned from Eden we got.
Then the curse: work and strain,
Sorrow, sickness and pain,
And then death: Fall of Man. Thanks a lot. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'state prison'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where I live, Dad? Hold on to your hat.
I'll communicate guardedly, that
Having not got impunity,
A gated community —
State Prison is now where I'm at. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'answer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If their rule book, from which they can't bend,
Says they answer all letters, then send
Them a lot; inundation
Will test reputation,
A thing they'll find hard to defend. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freemason symbol'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The pyramid topped by an eye
Is a Freemason symbol? Oh, my!
That's what many folks feel
But it's only a seal
Used by plenty of others. Nice try. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abackward archaic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abackward: archaic, I'm told,
Meaning "backward." Agood, I'm asold.
I awonder. Let's see
How along it might be
Till this feeble agag gets aold. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,268 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mutual funds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Care to run with the bulls and the bears?
These are "mutual funds" but with shares:
ETFs are now rife,
You can trade them for life.
Dump exchange-traded funds on your heirs. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,892 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't drink, I don't lie, I don't curse,
But I have a compulsion that's worse:
I just have to write rhyme,
Which does rob me of time
I could use to compose good free verse. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tittle tattle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tittle-tattle drives me round the bend.
I don't want to fall out with my friend,
But unless she will stop,
Close her gossiping shop,
We will quarrel, and friendship will end. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,626 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cysteine dimer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just as Newton, inspired by an apple,
With gravity's physics would grapple,
The cysteine dimer
Inspired this old-timer—
I'm stoned in my own cystine chapel. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Avast! While it's no interjection
(Rather, proving a verb on inspection),
It's the right thing to shout
When you mean "cut that out!"
And pirating's your predilection. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,826 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wurst eating'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the wurst-eating race, I was first
Since I'd practiced and drilled and rehearsed.
I ate wurst after wurst
'Til I thought I might burst—
Then I did: what went down was reversed. <LIMERICK_... | 10,259 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'classroom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Early reading books; alphabet chart;
Pencils, paper, and paint-pots for art;
Tiny chairs, there's one each,
Plus a teacher to teach:
It's the classroom where schooling will start. <LIMERICK_END... | 19,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'el train'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a system of trains overhead
Whose third rail is electrically fed.
Spare your car and your feet,
Beat the heat on the street,
It's a treat, take the el train instead! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,599 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jewels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To obtain priceless gems was his goal,
So a carload of jewels he stole.
Among diamonds within
Was a cameo pin,
Which he'd glimpsed in a cameo role. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mousse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My style's spartan: my books and my cat,
Unlike Fothergill's flossy new flat.
Where I'm warm second-hand,
He's importantly grand,
But as tasteless as mousse made non-fat. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,451 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "To cheat" is a meaning I view;
"To put off deceitfully" too.
"To reject with some scorn"—
Why, you look so forlorn
That I'm not gonna stay here with you! <LIMERICK_END> | 55,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coral morals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coral's morals are out of control.
Sex and toping have taken their toll.
With her weakness of will,
Any scandalous thrill
Fuels her fancy, the dissolute soul. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An astute rule to go by is this:
Don't be trying to lure every miss
That you meet into bed.
Someone should have told Ted
When he's plastered he's not fit to kiss. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,837 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby bouncer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Baby bouncer? That's one of those things
In a doorway: a harness on springs.
Once my grandnephew Fred
Jumped too high, hit his head,
And went "WAAAAAAAAAAH!!" (meaning, "Dammit, that stings... | 19,120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'michelangelo david'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Michelangelo's David, we're told,
Is a fabulous form to behold.
I'll admit to this crowd
That he's poorly endowed,
But come on, that museum is cold! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stench asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What's that stench?" asked my boss with a glare.
"Well, I'll tell you," I said in despair.
"This morning I brushed,
But since I was rushed,
Skipped my teeth and went straight for the hair!"... | 27,638 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'control tower'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The control tower guys at the field
Tell the planes to proceed or to yield.
It's the law of the land
To obey their command—
Well, at least till the statute's repealed. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,914 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'red vest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Today, as I went to get dressed,
I called, "Love! Have you seen my red vest?"
"It was left on the floor;
Now it's in the top drawer,"
She said, "where it belongs in the chest." <LIMERICK_END> | 22,346 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'congressmen speak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Want to keep those who lead us in view?
I'd say C-SPAN's the channel for you.
Hear your congressmen speak,
Give the Senate a peek,
Plus conventions and funerals, too. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ads'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bulk of the ads that I see,
In newspapers and on TV,
Cause an inverse effect —
It's my need to reject
People making a chump out of me. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'regime'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a caesarist, runs his regime
Like a tyrant, and this is his scheme:
To have absolute power,
Each day, every hour.
To conquer the world is his dream. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,719 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dracanth natural'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is dracanth? A natural gum
Used to thicken this jam made from plum,
And in health-giving pills
That you take for your ills—
So much firmer these capsules become. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elephant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An elephant toting a load
Detrimentally stepped on a toad.
Now marking the scene
Is a tiny and green
Memorial spot on the road. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,236 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chicago'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chicago, that toddlin' town,
Has els loop the Loop of renown.
Its Bears and its Cubs,
And 'Hawks and jazz clubs,
And shoreline, they all take the crown. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,064 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blank verse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Classic poet they say that I'm notta,
Though free verse I don't write a lotta.
Since blank verse has meter,
It sounds a bit sweeter,
But rhyming with meter I gotta. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bush daughters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Millions killed in a meteor shower;
All the milk in the world has gone sour;
Bush's daughters are males.
We'll have all the details
At the bottom, I'm told, of the hour." <LIMERICK_END> | 37,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'claude football'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Claude's football skills, out on display,
Made a lasting impression today.
When his contract talks start,
He's perfecting his art,
So it's: "Show me," he says, "the Monet." <LIMERICK_END> | 9,058 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I declare and avouch (guarantee),
I assert that I just didn't see
Any saw nor an axe,
So calm down and relax.
How would I know who felled your damn tree? <LIMERICK_END> | 1,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dig legos'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I dig Legos; I've loved them for years.
I told Oprah bad choice, it appears:
By the case, by the bin,
They just keep pouring in.
I've got blocks coming out of my ears. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,179 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boozer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acetaldehyde oxidase should,
For a boozer, be blocked. Then he would,
If he sipped on a drink,
Become queasy and pink;
Before long, he'd be sober for good. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,651 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'researcher beware'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An artifact poses a threat
To internal validity. Let
The researcher beware
And take care not to err.
A control group's a much better bet. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,683 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demonstrably taller'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm demonstrably taller than you;
You're demonstrably smaller, it's true.
Here, let's stand face to face.
Now your eyes reach the place
Where I speak, where I laugh, where I chew. <LI... | 32,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fear liberals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Trump: "I'd waterboard. Scare 'em—do worse!"
"Mad Dog" Mattis demurred; he was terse.
"Pack of cigs, can of beer
Will yield more than raw fear."
Liberals hope Donald T. will reverse. <LIMER... | 58,771 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crab chowder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're awfully rude, a real crowder.
You push and you shove, and yell louder
Than any in line
Who are waiting to dine
On my best busking fiddler crab chowder. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'albugo produce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pathogenic, these fungi reside
On some flowering plants; they don't hide.
The Albugo produce
A white rust—an abuse
For the plant, one it may not abide. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,966 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cranial cavity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You may think that m'cavity's not there,
But that's really so wrong and unfair,
For my cranial cavity—
Eight bones, of some gravity—
Holds my brain, so now tease, if you dare. <LIMERICK_EN... | 26,484 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dishonor keep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His behavior is shameful, degrading—
Neath my window, each night, serenading.
It brings me dishonor.
Keep it up? I'm a goner—
My good reputation is fading. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'irv berlin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Irv Berlin was a factory of song;
He wrote "God Bless America", long
A tune icon, beloved.
He can surely be shoved
To the forefront of songwriters' throng. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,057 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gifts could'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the grab bag of gifts, I could tell
That we probably wouldn't do well.
And yet Joy got a ring,
And Samantha? More bling!
But then I got a dime—what the hell! <LIMERICK_END> | 63,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'napkin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To fold up a napkin, pay heed:
Take a corner—yes, one's all you need—
Lift it slowly, and then
Bring it over; again,
Take another, and lift... watch your speed... <LIMERICK_END> | 55,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aftershave pepe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His wife all too painfully knew
He'd had mistresses—more than a few.
So last Christmas she gave
To her consummate knave
A new aftershave, Pepe le Pew. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desert rat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Desert rat is the label bestowed
Upon various rodents who've showed
They can live in the sands
Of American lands.
(A dessert rat is served a la mode.) <LIMERICK_END> | 38,277 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'winter hazel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Japan it's called starwood: With flowers
On bare branches, in clusters like showers
Of gold stars in the night,
Winter hazel shines bright,
As a bonsai or planted in bowers. <LIMERICK_END... | 23,201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monopoly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you buy all the stock from the store,
So there's none of that kind anymore,
It's coemption. You'll love
Your monopoly of
All the stuff that some folks want to score. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arcticized mittens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dressing warmly, prepared for the frost,
We three kittens the polar line crossed.
We were feeling no chill,
Dearest Mother, until
Our prized arcticized mittens we lost. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skylight admits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A skylight admits light all day,
And it's worth what one may have to pay.
Through this daylighting, one
Has a room full of sun!
(When it's cloudy, alas, the room's gray.) <LIMERICK_END> | 32,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'data flow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As this data flow diagram shows,
The record we're processing flows
From the disc where it's kept.
Through our system it's swept,
And then off to the user it goes. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick anapest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This limerick's anapest beat
Is both clear and predictably neat.
But be warned at the end
There's a counterpoint bend:
Suddenly, in a switching of feet. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,468 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'er bliss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was swooning with joy at his kiss,
And I asked, "Don't you think this is bliss?"
"Er bliss for me, dearest,
Is finding the nearest
Urinal: I must have a piss." <LIMERICK_END> | 40,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candidates think'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The candidates think you're a sap,
As they peddle their tired old crap.
They will promise it all,
But watch out, or you'll fall
In their huge credibility gap. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arturo felt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arturo felt blue, out of shape.
Though depressed, he'd make wine: he'd escape
To his cellar, have fun,
Sip some wine from a tun
While downtrodden and stomping the grape. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,907 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mayday shout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acting roles have dried up. "Mayday! Mayday!"
I shout to myself. In my heyday,
My glory days, I
Was a popular guy.
Now it's peanuts I get on my payday. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,883 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ablution noun'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ablution: a noun. It means washing,
Whether tidy or fraught with great sloshing.
It also can mean
A small washing machine.
—Oh, wait! No, it doesn't. Just joshing. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,786 |
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