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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stormtrooper guns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every item displayed will be sold:
The C-3PO plated with gold,
All the stormtrooper guns,
And the faux-Leia buns!
It's an Empire of Bargains, all told. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,094 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meet civilian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Kaapori capuchin's Brazilian,
In numbers of less than a million.
The armed forces say, "No!"
If they try to join, so
Every one that you meet's a civilian. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'movies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are movies to rent and much more
At my Hollywood Video store.
Even box office flops
Are now licking their chops
For this market—there's money galore! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eightpenny nails'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Watch Ramón as he proudly unveils
Painted fingernails (strange when on males)
2.5 inches long!
(On a guy, that's just wrong.)
He has named them his "eightpenny nails." <LIMERICK_END> | 43,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new words'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's something I really enjoy—
That is finding new words to deploy
To convey a new thought,
Something soon to be taught,
Seeking only to build, not destroy. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black letter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When invaders took Poland; the blaze
In Chicago; a sudden malaise
From a deadly disease:
Each and every of these
We refer to as black-letter days. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'high treason'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've committed high treason, let's say.
For this crime a disgrace comes your way.
Attainder's high cost?
Civil rights you have lost—
With 'corruption of blood', your kin pay. <LIMERICK_END... | 22,087 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'china stone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Near St Austell, a plasticine dwarf
Sits and twiddles his toes on the wharf.
For his substance, he'd own
He'd prefer china stone:
Cease your longing for kaolin, Morph! <LIMERICK_END> | 32,168 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zimbabwean instrument'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This Zimbabwean instrument's best!
By its chime-like tones we have been blessed.
Metal keys on some wood
That are plucked sound so good,
With this board piano I am impressed. <LIMER... | 34,423 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caracal hears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a Kenyan savanna that's flat
Lives a reddish-brown, long-legged cat.
The caracal hears
With his black-tufted ears,
Which we humans, if wise, shouldn't pat. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plummeting free'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm plummeting free and don't care:
Got a chute, so I'll tumble with flair
Till its canopy spreads
As it tugs on the threads,
And I'll slow as it catches the air. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,324 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old whale'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old whale had been skewered, harpooned,
And now, brought to the shore, was marooned.
On his tail a huge bruise,
And grumous the ooze
Was that seeped from his gangrenous wound. <LIMERICK_END... | 64,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "How you think, learn, perceive, recollect —
These are qualities I can detect,"
Said my date. That's some gall!
She knew pretty much all.
Bet my leaving she didn't expect. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ruled amphoteric'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chemical ruled amphoteric
(And sometimes this beastie is ferric)
Is acid one place—
In another, a base—
Which can drive placid chemists hysteric. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'planet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our planet's our mother, our nurse,
And more of a blessing than curse.
Past the Moon, beyond Mars…
We belong to the stars,
But we're Earthlings for better or worse. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'risk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bird (that's the item possessed)
In the hand (it's secured and caressed)
Is worth two (here's the trap)
In the bush (see them flap?)
Is a risk-versus-certainty test. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'audience nude'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mr. Toastmaster, members, and guests,
My oration instructor suggests:
"For improving your mood,
See your audience nude."
Now I speak to a sea of bare breasts. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,932 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ghost towns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All ghost towns evince spectral eeriness.
Their dreariness drains all my cheeriness.
I need a saloon —
And not later real soon!
Bars and beeriness vanquish wraith weariness! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,318 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artist hired'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They assured me the artist I'd hired
Would paint me the way I desired,
But the ears were all wrong,
And the nose was too long
On the caricature I'd inspired. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tall titania'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "That big oaf seems to come here quite orft,"
Tall Titania snootily scorfed.
"Men like him make one spew.
He is blocking one's view
Of the play. One feels awfully dwarfed." <LIMERICK_END> | 40,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'homer iliad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Homer's Iliad and Odyssey first,
The Aeneid by Virgil well versed,
But as epics, they wended
Through yarns too extended.
Mahabharata? That was the worst. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,610 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crapula hurting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I feel sick; neither hunger nor thirst,
But this crapula's hurting me worst,
Since I ate and I drank
Far too much. I'll be frank—
If I even inhale, I might burst. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,320 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shot harry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The hunting guide gave a harangue:
"Let three-, four- and five-pointers hang!
The big ones are wary,
So hold your shot, Harry —
You'll get far more buck for the bang." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,435 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cycloaddition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're in search of a good definition
Of the process of "cycloaddition."
I am hoping you'll like
"Doing math on a bike"—
With your chemistry teacher's permission. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,148 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'came ashore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She was clad in a "swimsuit" of clay,
Took a bath at the beach in the bay,
Came ashore in the buff;
Earthen wear's not enough
When the waves wash and wear it away! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knighted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was knighted. Her majesty froze.
I thought: "Something unspeakable shows!"
Though my fly was zipped tight,
I, a newly dubbed knight,
Had some snot hanging out of my nose. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,513 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accident prone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some people are accident prone.
They shouldn't go out on their own.
They walk into doors,
End up on all fours,
Fall down manholes and break every bone. <LIMERICK_END> | 436 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gold avocado'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Back when disco and leisure suits struck,
White appliances made us say, "Yuck!"
So we tried harvest gold;
Avocado got sold;
Somehow almond's the color that stuck. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,376 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smelling spice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Asafoetida: foul-smelling spice
For curries, to eat with your rice.
Hare Krishnas enjoy
Its flavour, but boy,
One whiff of it makes you think twice. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adversariness signifies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adversariness signifies foes,
With positions that clash or oppose.
Choosing peace over strife,
I defer to my wife—
When she yanks on the ring in my nose. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,684 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This drug's alviducous. It will
Surely give you the runs; you'll feel ill.
But if you have the urge
And you really must purge,
Go ahead and just swallow this pill. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armida beautiful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Armida, a beautiful meanie—
A sorceress, thaumaturge, genie—
Enthralls several knights
With erotic delights
In the opera by Maestro Rossini. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breasts baby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I want breasts on my woman!" he said.
So with implants her bust-line she spread.
But her new guy reproved
So she had them removed.
At her implant-free breasts, baby's fed. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'highway motel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What a versatile word is hotel:
On the road, it's a highway motel.
For a quickie, half-price,
A notel will suffice,
And a dockside retreat's a boatel. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'factious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're factious it means you dissent
(To a greater or lesser extent)
From a meeting's accord;
This is often deplored,
Because meeting time's thereby misspent. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'induration means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Induration means "something's turned hard".
Cyanotic means "blue" to regard.
Chronic venous congestion
Is not beyond question;
This sign says the patient's ill-starred. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'epiphysis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Epiphysis: name of the zone,
At the end of a person's long bone,
That connects with a joint,
And at which we will point
On a film to see how the bone's grown. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,891 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mustache'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're Amish, your face becomes hairy
(If you're male) just as soon as you marry.
When this beard is done right
There's no mustache in sight.
Is the rest of it long, you ask? Very! <LIMERIC... | 61,281 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'call girl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, I'm proud that my daughter enthralls
All her clients, but somehow it galls
That she's openly saying
She's a call girl. I'm praying
That her call-centre job quickly palls. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,967 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'climbable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can call me a tomboy, but gee,
What I think when I look at a tree
Is, "How high can I go?"
So the first thing to know:
Is it climbable? Let's go and see. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,322 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clovers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the '50s, the hits really flowed
For The Clovers. In R&B mode,
They had 19 top tens.
Any musical lens
Will reveal that, in stardom, they glowed. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,519 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was told on the day my leg went,
"You should look on the bright side." They meant
Despite trouble with stairs,
Now my athlete's foot cares
Were diminished by fifty percent. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,656 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cost jesus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Costly frankincense, gold, precious myrrh:
Gifts of value, but who'd not prefer
To avoid the sad strife
That cost Jesus His life?
With this plan only God would concur. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alert! Quick—get out, leave the room!
If a bomb does explode with a boom,
Let's hope everyone's clear,
'Cause if not, then I fear
That the boom will create a big tomb. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,338 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lonely'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To be lonely's pathetic and sad.
So alone can be bad and a tad
Of a bore. It's a bane
And can drive one insane,
Yet the quiet's not totally bad. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,100 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archibald wedding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since she dowdily dresses, I'm dreading
The event to which Deirdre is heading.
She'll look frumpily shabby
At Westminster Abbey
For cousin Prince Archibald's wedding. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jack salmon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This lake's full of marvelous fish.
They're contented as most fish could wish;
Jack salmon are they,
And, when spawning, betray
Their abdominal fins, which they swish. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'countercurrent refers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Countercurrent refers to the flow
Of materials: watch how they go
In dialysis, rushing
Both ways as they're flushing
My kidneys to keep me from woe. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,026 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'david'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We all wonder how David is able
To reside just downwind from a stable.
The breeze brings the smell
During mealtimes so well—
How the hell can he sit at the table? <LIMERICK_END> | 45,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exuberance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm high-spirited, cheerful, enthused,
Full of life, energetic, suffused
With ebullience and zest—
(All these clues! Ah, you've guessed!)
Of exuberance: rightly accused. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,395 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'approval extradition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a fugitive criminal gent
Should back to his country be sent,
His rapid removal
Will meet with approval.
Extradition achieves this intent. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,701 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With the burial done, Joe asked, "Why
Did Pierre, still so young, have to die?"
Then he heaped up some stones
To mark his friend's bones,
'Cause he's mostly a cairn type of guy. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alveoli work'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The alveoli work in your lung
By exchanging the gases among
The blood, as it flows,
And the breaths the lung blows.
When they're damaged by smoke, you die young. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'head bigger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A pessimist sadly conceded
His hairline had sharply receded.
His wife is more bullish:
"What's left is quite fullish!"
To me, his head's bigger than needed. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bandit broke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bandit broke open the box
With a rock smashing two flimsy locks.
But what then did he see?
A buck seventy-three.
It was clear he had not hit Fort Knox. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,700 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soccer real'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Forty-four legs and a ball,
While the spectators look for a brawl:
Though it's soccer's real name,
This old term for the game
Isn't used very often at all. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,362 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enchantment feel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your bewitchery casts a strong spell
Of sheer magic on me since I fell.
The enchantment I feel
Is sublime, but unreal.
If I'm lost, that's just fine. This is swell. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,767 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devices'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now you're working as one of our clerks,
You'll enjoy all our jobholder's perks.
You can buy our devices
At very nice prices:
To employees, the cost is ex-works. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'toastmaster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The great Gotthold Ephraim Lessing:
To Toastmaster types, what a blessing!
A dramatist notable
For being so quotable,
No matter what group you're addressing. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drama afoot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a play from a virtuous age
That I'm in, yet I lust to engage
The sweet wife of my co-star.
(She's swayable so far.)
There's drama afoot—all backstage. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,812 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rector'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's the rector, but why's he so glum?
'Butt' indeed! Know he spoke with a plum?
Well, to preach to the 'yoof',
He de-plummed to 'uncoof',
But they still think he speaks through his bum. <LIMER... | 24,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This use of the word may seem strange,
But the butts is an archery range.
Yes, that's one range, not two —
Though the "s" seems a clue,
It misleads, and your thoughts need to change. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two ears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We may differ in some ways, I know,
But we're all biauricular, so
That in having two ears,
All of mankind are peers.
(Okay, maybe not Vincent van Gogh.) <LIMERICK_END> | 5,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'served beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Dearest friends; let us dine! As it's said,
Together we'll sit and break bread!"
Though a meal seemed a nice
Way of breaking the ice,
He served beans; we broke wind there instead. <LIMERICK... | 6,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sprout leeks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fields need feeding? Then try DCP
(Well, this phosphate's dicalcic, you see):
Mix and bake over time
Superphosphate plus lime.
You'll sprout leeks, but your P won't run free. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'astronomical twilight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Astronomical twilight reveals
What a brighter sky background conceals,
Though the Milky Way's glow
Is unlikely to show
Over street lights and automobiles. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,524 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squaring justice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Think the law might become your life's journey?"
Posed a musically gifted attorney.
"Don't give up the travail;
Squaring Justice's scale —
Ups and downs asks as much as did Czerny." <LI... | 26,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burglar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The burglar who moves like a snail
Will surely be carted to jail.
Once there, he's distraught
O'er the big bucks he sought,
Because this time he needs them for bail. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lasses smell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word's gotten out; it's abroad
That humanity's socially flawed:
Loser lads still make passes
At lasses, while lasses
Smell wealth and are instantly thawed. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bejeezus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a foolhardy person who'll dare
To have lunch in the woods with a bear.
If you have such designs,
Then bejeezus defines
What he'll probably, out of you, scare. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agony aunt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're an agony aunt? Not too shabby!
You get to read mail and be gabby
To strangers in tears
And advise them, like peers
"Savage Love" or, more placid, "Dear Abby." <LIMERICK_END> | 7,020 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wordsmith philology'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our wordsmith, Philology Pete,
Sold adjectives, too, for a treat.
From calm to excited
And bored to delighted,
These words help make writing complete. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,281 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plummets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Overhead, as she circuits the field,
She thinks, "What will my watchfulness yield?"
And she soars round and round
Where the wee things abound.
Now she plummets; a reckless fate's sealed. <LIMERI... | 57,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'write cheque'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Oh, hello Mr. Sheil, have I got
A new tip on a share that's so hot.
If you buy them today
Then great wealth comes your way;
Write a cheque: you must pay on the spot." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tilt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a long slender pole it was built,
With a lever that helped it to tilt.
What a cruel sort of tool
Was the ducking (glub) stool,
Making women atone for their guilt. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,644 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bearskins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many people think bearskins are hokey,
Yet artisans working in Skokie
Will spend a whole week
Making each one unique.
(It's a lifetime commitment for Smokey.) <LIMERICK_END> | 9,743 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tailgate ajar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thanks to leaving the tailgate ajar,
I've a sheep and a goat in my car,
Plus a thing used for spying
And something for tying.
Eye, kid, ewe, knot. Look there they are! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gift'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A woman who fancies she can
Wangle all that she needs from a man
Will remain in his debt
For each gift she will get—
Not to mention each pot and each pan. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,023 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copper comes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stay outside and keep watch you're the crow.
If a copper comes 'round, don't you know,
Just ring at the bell
Like you've something to sell.
We'll go out by the back, and not slow. <LIMERICK_... | 61,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drunken magician'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Too quickly you lend your permission
To assist for a drunken magician;
The trick is on you
When he "saws you in two"
And he does. What a deadly desition. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affluent fellow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're broke, it ain't smart to defame
An affluent fellow's good name.
With his pockets so deep,
Your defense won't be cheap.
No, the law ain't a poor person's game. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arm twisting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some arm-twisting helps to convert
One whose mindset you want to divert,
But no real arm's attacked
With this lev'raging act,
So seldom is anyone hurt. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,485 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frowning expression'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See his frowning expression? He's mad,
And he thinks what you've done is quite bad.
Furrowed brow, mouth turned down:
These combine in a frown.
That's what shows disapproval, my lad. ... | 59,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'studios'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Queen of the Suburbs is Ealing;
West-Londoners find it appealing.
The rest of us care
For the studios there,
Which left the world gleefully reeling. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fred rocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Fred "Rocks in his Head" died insane.
I inspected his autopsied brain.
As it lay there dissected,
I saw the expected —
A stone-filled and craggy terrain. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'batman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you seen the new Batman alight?
He will give all the baddies a fright.
Christian Bale plays Bruce Wayne.
Starring Ledger and Caine,
It's a thriller they call The Dark Knight. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,428 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'byzantine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What has intricate—this gets confused—
(As the [purposeful] syntax that's used
Herein) twists and turns
Can be (this fairly yearns
To), of byzantine being, accused. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,097 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bossier cow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's just bull, and a trifle absurd,
That the boss of the bossies demurred
When she heard that she now
Is a bossier cow
Since becoming the head of the herd. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coal whipper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coal's stuck in the hold of our ship,
And to raise it may not be a snip.
What we need is some bloke
Who can scare up that coke—
So whip our coal, coal-whipper! Whip! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coalesced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As our plans, in the end, coalesced,
Our concerns, bit by bit, evanesced—
Dissolved slowly, like dew.
With the tension gone too,
Why the hell were we both so depressed? <LIMERICK_END> | 53,486 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'design'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You all backed this design at the start.
Now it's clear it was no work of art.
Still, it doesn't seem fair
That it's my cross to bear.
Just accept it; we all played a part. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,464 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alibi son'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your alibi, son, is just bosh,
With discrepancies rife and awash.
With all of those holes,
You'll get raked over coals.
Stop talking that twaddle and tosh! <LIMERICK_END> | 51,986 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brigadier general'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The brigadier general was trying
To act tough, but there was no denying:
He's safe as can be
At his desk in D.C.—
It's the lower-ranked troops who are dying. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,145 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'indirect reference'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some may think that I should, in all deference,
Name the source for my indirect reference.
When I angrily say,
"Go ahead, make my day,"
Just a simple allusion's my preference. <LIMERIC... | 2,348 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'michelle bachmann'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Michelle Bachmann just couldn't survive
Those debates where they ate her alive.
She was either ignored
Or her views were deplored.
Turn 'er over. She folded. No drive. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,832 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defensors undisciplined'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Roman invasion of Gaul
The defensors, undisciplined all,
Badly armed, poorly fed,
Were by amateurs led,
But at two metres each, none was small. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butterfly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That bite as my palms find the catch —
For a moment, I'm queen of this patch
Of the water that sings
As my butterfly swings.
Body, water: a rapturous match. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,605 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flattery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I, with flattery, asked for support
From the donors I ventured to court,
And it worked, but not so
With the regular Joe—
I, with charm seen as phony, fell short. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,095 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strip appalled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Cute but snarky" these monsters are called.
Upon reading their strip, I'm appalled.
They're mean-spirited, snide,
With no kindness inside.
Into corners they ought to be hauled. <LIMERICK_... | 49,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a wing is flown close to the ground,
Extra lift from the ground effect's found.
Air that can't flow around
Will compress and rebound,
Adding pressure and force by the pound. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,401 |
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