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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feigned innocence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That feigned innocence? Merely a pose;
She's more savvy than anyone knows.
How she lived in her past
She exposes, at last,
In her memoirs, in dark purple prose. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,551 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roommate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Sorry, roommate, it's time to change gears —
Take a different approach." "I'm all ears."
"Our arrangement for drink
We must surely rethink:
You buy water, while I buy craft beers!" <LIMERICK_... | 60,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye nerves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's aberrant regeneration
When nerves on the fritz get fixation.
Without some correction
They'll spread like infection.
With eye nerves! Well, any location. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blacksmithing yes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am blacksmithing, yes, you heard right.
Would you like a clean gal for the night?
You want shoes for your horse?
But you're joking, of course!
(Seems your grasp of our lingo is slight... | 20,631 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wheel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the guy who invented the wheel
Was approached and asked, "How does it feel
To do cutting edge stuff?"
He replied, "Good enough.
Hrney Frod wants to cut me a deal." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'holds mimi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rodolfo holds Mimi's cold hand;
At the door of his garret they stand.
There's a draught in this attic;
Her candle's erratic.
But now, the next aria? Grand! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,981 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gnome'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My nice garden is missing the gnome,
Which I purchased to grace my new home.
I have fossicked about
But can't find him. I doubt
If I'll learn just what caused him to roam. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,366 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You can be your own boss. You're retired.
To many great works be inspired!"
I said fine, slept in late;
The conditions were great,
But no output, so, "Strolin, you're fired!" <LIMERICK_END> | 21,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe stoker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a joker, Joe Stoker was proud.
"On my bike trips, I please a great crowd
With a ludicrous song—
Sometimes jaunts are quite long,"
He said farcically, joshing aloud. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bracelets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He had crashed through the jeweler's display
To grab pendants and watches that day
(Also necklaces, rings),
But was caught with these things,
So in bracelets they led him away. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'erupt yell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're so loud you can feel the ground shaking,
Yet no law on the books are we breaking.
We'll erupt, yell, and shout
Till at last we drown out
Any sense that the candidate's making. <LIMERICK_... | 37,954 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pasture asleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The shepherdess Little Bo Peep
Was endlessly counting her sheep.
The task was so boring
It left the girl snoring
Right there in the pasture, asleep. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celeste repossessed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was demonry plaguing Celeste
Till an exorcist drove out the pest.
But her parents were tight,
Wouldn't pay for the rite,
And one night found Celeste repossessed. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,453 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cobitidae scavenger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cobitidae: scavenger fish
(Not the type you would eat from a dish)
That are also called loaches—
My net now approaches,
Since one, for my fish tank, I wish! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,453 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pulitzer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I write nicely, but lack the perfection
That's required in the jury's selection
For a Pulitzer Prize.
Will you help me revise?
Here's my manuscript, sent for connection correction. <LIMERICK_END... | 44,088 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'electrocute life'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Electricity can be employed
To send criminals into the void.
By shocking the heart
So it cannot restart,
We electrocute; life is destroyed. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coyotes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coyotes will battle a blaze
Till it's out, earning well-deserved praise.
They may go, you should note,
To locations remote,
Leaving family behind them for days. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monkey jokes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm an apiarist from Belize.
But no monkey jokes, now, if you please.
You see, monkeys aren't apes —
Just as bagels aren't crepes.
And moreover, the subject is bees. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tomatoes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our tomatoes this year are abounding;
They're lush, red and ripe just astounding!
We've run out of uses
(We're making excuses)
For produce that's all but dumbfounding. <LIMERICK_END> | 3 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'destructive tom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Self-destructive, Tom climbed into bed,
Broke an artery, bled—now he's dead.
What a mess he had left.
Now his family's bereft:
"How we wish he'd used poison instead!" <LIMERICK_END> | 48,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spam emails'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My filters should block them, but nay!
Spam emails beset me each day,
Pushing stock tips, nude boys,
Drugs for sex, naughty toys—
All ad nauseam. Please, go away! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,650 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cover story'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a spy is found out, it gets gory.
So I pose as a writer, and... Glory!
My piece on Quilt Rage
Has made the front page!
Now this counterpane's my cover story. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,304 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'observancy steve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The result of my earnest observancy?
Steve is eager, developing fervency
In his efforts to save
Our town's beaches. I gave
To support his new seashore conservancy. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,270 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beautiful bride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She was blushing, a beautiful bride;
An innocent virgin, untried.
Then after the wedding
Came bumping and bedding
To consummate vows made with pride. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,778 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dr death'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some folks with a terminal plight,
Or a view that to die was their right,
Would consult Dr. Death
To assist their last breath,
And their suffering ended. Good night. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,142 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dear taxpayers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear taxpayers, now kindly bail
Out our bank that's the sting in the tail
Of your long spending spree.
(Nice fat bonus for me:
It's great to be 'too big to fail'.) <LIMERICK_END> | 49,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brushing young'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A contemptible dentist of Flushing
Discourages children from brushing.
"A young molar," he says,
"Thrives on Pepsi and Pez.
As to hygiene, there's no need for rushing." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,789 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'order dumplings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Order dumplings the next time you eat
Chinese food; you will find them a treat,
Though the portions are small.
To the waiter you'll call:
"Bring more dim sum! The meal's incomplete!" <LIM... | 36,146 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'euphenics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The discipline known as dysgenics
Studies traits that may call for euphenics,
And those human-made means
That despoil our pooled genes.
It is not the same thing as euthenics. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,261 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spying jugs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Spying jugs that are bigger than ewers,
Certain men drop their minds to the sewers.
I do like a lass
With a nice rounded ass,
But both aspects are great for male viewers. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,742 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'xylophone chimes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This arrangement of William Tell
Brings in xylophone, chimes, and a bell
All wrapped up in one sound.
That's Herr Mueller—renowned
For his glockenspiel skills. Ain't he swell? <LIMERICK... | 61,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'klein fragrance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He wore Calvin Klein's fragrance for men,
When the nurse came to draw blood again.
She said, "I'll be swift,"
And then leaned in and sniffed,
Adding, "CK . . . CK ! Oh, how Zen!" <LIMERIC... | 19,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exsanguination laid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Exsanguination laid Benjamin low
At the hands of a merciless foe.
He was found, papers note,
With a badly slashed throat,
Lying prone in a pool of type O. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divinifies chuck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anne forever divinifies Chuck.
Though she thinks he's a god, he's a schmuck.
"He's no deity, lord!"
But our words go ignored.
Now she's planning a wedding? Good luck! <LIMERICK_END> | 35,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arm jerked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Withdrawing from flames, your arm jerked
As your cuneate fasciculus worked.
It sent warnings of pain
From your arm to your brain —
Thus avoiding the danger that lurked. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'winnie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So, if Winnie the Pooh could reveal
His best friend, tell me how would you feel?
Well, in Dartmouth, UK,
In his bookshop, one day,
I met Christopher Robin for real. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,879 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'applause'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In recordings for radio, it's plain
That, for sit-coms, applause must not wane;
So they teach you to cheer
Like you've been on the beer—
Whoop and whistle, and laugh like a drain. <LIMERICK_END... | 27,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coffee break'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An Essex girl finds it's a strain
When expected to challenge her brain.
So, please understand
That her coffee break's banned.
She would take far too long to retrain! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,079 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If Sonny and Cher had a spat,
If her Mackie dress made her look fat,
She was not one to feud
And no meltdown ensued.
Now, wasn't Cher noble 'bout that? <LIMERICK_END> | 30,843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lactation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Observe how the world's population
Goes up with increasing gestation —
Baby boom, if you must.
(The reverse, baby bust,
Has nothing to do with lactation.) <LIMERICK_END> | 24,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'go fission'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The farmer (a sportsman, no doubt)
Wouldn't ever go fishin' without
An atomic reactor
On top of his tractor—
He liked to go fission for trout. <LIMERICK_END> | 912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arsonist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See that guy in the modest blue blazer?
That intensely rapt candle-flame gazer?
My opinion's secure:
He's an arsonist, sure.
Zap that fire-raiser now with your taser! <LIMERICK_END> | 55,885 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hammer electric'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My hammer's electric. It's got
Many features plain hammers have not:
There's a plug, for a start,
And a threat to my heart
Should it drop in a watery spot. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puss'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Puss never could chase down a rat,
Being far too ungainly for that.
She instead spent her time
Meowing in rhyme.
She was quite an atypical cat. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,052 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'castles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's in castles that monarchs reside.
Thick stone walls make a safe place to hide.
Unless you're, by fate,
The eighth Henry's mate,
In which case you'd be safer outside! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abroach is a word well worth knowing
If off to a party you're going.
When done to a cask,
That is all you can ask
Since it means that the wine will be flowing. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,984 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'characters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At his best, he is not even there:
So rare his descriptions, and spare.
All his characters speak
In a voice so unique
That their innermost selves are laid bare. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,155 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'congressional caucus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This Congressional caucus is black
(Of Hispanics and whites, there's a lack):
Representatives all
'Cept Obama, a tall
Presidential contender they back. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,604 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'babe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I don't like when he calls me a dame,
Or a broad, since that sounds really lame.
Now, a lady sounds old,
And that, too, leaves me cold.
But a babe—well, with that I'm his flame. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'campaign hats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Smokey Bear, Ranger Dare, Sergeant Grim
Wear this four-dented hat with a brim.
Highway cop traffic stoppers
Bear similar toppers —
Campaign hats, with specialized trim. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ripping alarms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I like books that are clean, rated G,
So this new one's too dirty for me.
With these stable boys stripping
And bodices ripping—
Alarms in my mind say to flee. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,797 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coral snake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a coral snake, don't temp the fates.
Know the code or your death soon awaits.
If there's red touching yellow,
Then you're a dead fellow
(Or at least if the snake's from the States). <LIM... | 60,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ballots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the ballots are tallied, the tote
Board displays who is winning the vote.
The constituency's voice
Can be heard in their choice,
And the pollsters had better take note. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was a girl-wonder named Cath
Who embraced the Olympian path.
She swam three times a day
Across four miles of bay
And then drowned at age five in her bath. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cataract'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Had my cataract surgery, Grace.
It's not something that you should embrace.
I looked so young before —
Look my age, now or more.
I can see all the cracks in my face. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guillotine fell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the guillotine fell, a diremption
Took place with no hope of exemption:
With perfect precision,
A slicing division
From one to two parts, no redemption. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,153 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedroom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My bedroom is bright, being shadeless.
It's also a sight, since I'm maidless.
I've a bachelor pad,
But no girlfriend; it's sad
When a lad, lacking help, becomes aidless. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,345 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bland obstetrician'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a healer, the bland obstetrician
Had little financial ambition.
He loved ladies deeply,
So treated them cheaply —
Half-price if they caught his condition. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,945 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'judge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To have clients set free, he'd resort
To tactics in criminal court
That made judges see red.
"You are not, sir, well-bred,"
Said Judge Dread, "I'm compelled to report." <LIMERICK_END> | 31,118 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'humble aglets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Humble aglets, though often unsung,
Merit thankful acclaim from each tongue.
They hold laces together
In fair and foul weather;
Our shoes, consequently, stay strung. <LIMERICK_END> | 940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shrinking self'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My behaviour I know contains flaws:
An eccentric I'm called, and it gnaws
At my shrinking self-worth,
Aggravated by mirth,
Ill concealed by those partly the cause. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pontiac firebird'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't you think this old pony car's neat?
It's a Pontiac Firebird, sweet.
And that Coke bottle style
Always gives me a smile;
Should we add it, right now, to our fleet? <LIMERICK_END> | 59,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cor deel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call it COR-deel or call it Cor-DEEL—
Whichever has greater appeal.
There are ten thousand souls
On municipal rolls
In this town down in Georgia—for real! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'engineering'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you've BME after your name,
Engineering may well be your game.
In mechanics or mining,
High tech or refining,
A Master's would add to your fame! <LIMERICK_END> | 30,065 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blanket bog'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the high place my dog and I roam,
A blanket bog borders our home.
While its brambles and peat
Can be hard on our feet,
It's our Xanadu, our pleasure dome. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,885 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slugs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It may seem like a terrible waste,
But the problem of slugs must be faced.
Put some beer in a pot;
You'll trap hundreds: they've got
Such desire for that rich, hoppy taste. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,254 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'criminal woes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a saying that everyone knows
To describe every criminal's woes,
Namely: Don't do the crime
If you can't do the time.
(Trite, perhaps, but that's how the line goes.) <LIMERICK_END> | 63,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lashes invert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An entropion makes your eye hurt,
As the eyelid and lashes invert.
For relief that you seek,
Tape the lid to your cheek—
It's a treatment that works, I assert. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fossil collector'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fossil collector in search
Of new specimens, left in the lurch
Having found no old bones
That had turned into stones,
Went collecting instead for the church. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,573 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'noël'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His plays were appraised and then showered
With honors, so Noël soon towered
Above all the blighters
And lesser-skilled writers
Bedimmed by the light of this Coward. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,561 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terrible flight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I once flew on a terrible flight.
Awful turbulence ruled the whole night.
All those heart-stopping motions
Caused kids to cry oceans,
And colons to overexcite. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crackers mad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It is crackers," Mad magazine cried,
"To slip rozzers the dropsy in snide."
This euphonious thought,
In each issue we bought,
Made us giggle, all meaning aside. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,283 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cutty sark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The proud Cutty Sark could surpass
In speed many ships of her class;
But she took her strange name
From a witching Scots dame
Whose shift barely covered her ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'champagne socialist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> UK folk include more than a few
Upper middle class types. (So, what's new?)
If the socialist creed
Is, for you, what we need,
Champagne socialist then describes you. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,613 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'builders display'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bob the Builder's not right, I would say.
Can he fix it? He might do, one day.
But to make it more real
He needs to reveal
The bum-crack most builders display. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,019 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'atlantean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Atlantean? It means that you're strong,
Just like Atlas (or maybe King Kong).
You appear fit and trim,
Like you frequent the gym.
Plus, you really look good in a thong. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'believe noah'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arkeologists say they believe
Noah's Ark and I think it naive —
Rode the flood to the mount.
(Check the Bible account.)
Do they posit, or aim to deceive? <LIMERICK_END> | 34,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The new day dawned upon the sweet green
Of the grass, which displayed a slight sheen
From the dew left at night—
Like teardrops. A sight
Left by pixies, whom no man has seen. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conventional mate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have a conventional mate,
A traditional guy—very straight,
But at times he'll get mean
And start venting his spleen.
Such a button-down choler can grate. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,012 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leg cramps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To play physical sports is my bane;
An observer is what I'll remain.
No bad leg cramps for me—
I'll watch games on TV
And make eye-strain the way that I strain. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,845 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frosting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I like frosting the brownies I bake
So the children won't filch "by mistake".
I decoratively pipe
In a curlicued type:
Hands off of your grandmother's cake! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tiananmen square'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Canton ceramicist's flair
Has created this porcelain ware.
An enamel-baked sheen
Coats a blue-and-white scene
Of the famous Tiananmen Square. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,879 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nostrils'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An appendage that's shaped like a wing,
That's the long and the short of the thing.
There are alae on flies,
Maple seeds in the skies,
And my nostrils, now pierced by a ring. <LIMERICK_END> | 498 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shake axe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With my spanking new shake axe, or froe,
Split off shingles, planks, kindling like so:
Set the blade with the grain;
Thwack again and again;
Rock the haft back and forth. You're a pro! <LIMERIC... | 55,082 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'critter charred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Conflagration! One's lost—it's the sitter.
So bag her; she's one crispy critter:
Charred beyond recognition,
ID'd by dentition.
Dark humor can shock and embitter. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,119 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cryostatis cryonics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cryostatis, cryonics just fake!
There's no way my dead body you'll take
Below zero degrees
Till some future doc sees
Ways to heal what he'll first need to bake. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,590 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spread eddo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You spread eddo on bread, Ed? Incredible.
Though eddo, it's said, Ed, is edible,
It's not yummy and jammy,
But taro (that's yammy).
Don't get it, Ed? Eddo ain't spreadable! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,037 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'academy french'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Academy (French) seeks to set
Certain standards and see that they're met
By all those who speak French.
Will you make their teeth clench
If you mention le Big Mac? You bet! <LIMERICK_E... | 63,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad ralph'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Big bad Ralph had a sinister mug,
Looking less like a leader than thug.
But his chieftaincy rank
He enforced with a plank,
Or he bribed all the guys with a jug. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,039 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cordon bleu'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In his youth, he had vowed to outdo
The most famous and skilled cordon bleu.
He worked hard for success,
But could not handle stress,
And adversity broke him in two. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'genus ductor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here it says genus Ductor is linked
To the jackfish. My book is succinct,
And it says to observe
One that's swimming with verve
Is unlikely—the fish is extinct. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,426 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fled covid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Someone sneezed in the lift just today.
In a jiffy all moved well away,
And no "bless you" was said
As the gathering fled.
COVID-19 concerns are at play. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,925 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In London, a small team of men
Take care of the bong of Big Ben.
Their charge is iconic;
Their job is dubbed chronic:
They work at it time and again. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,963 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'giant footwear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a nursery rhyme, some people use
Giant footwear to live in. I muse:
If a burglar was caught,
Would then charges be brought?
Could you jail him for breaking in shoes? <LIMERICK_END> | 46,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyebrows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my eyebrows are bushy, the space
In between them's a non-hairy place.
This glabella (so called
Since it's smoothish and bald)
Is a central locale on my face. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anodization electrolysis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the process of anodization,
Electrolysis-caused passivation
Is a layering trick
Just a few atoms thick.
It's a way to prevent degradation. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dissolved pop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's dissolved Pop's accustomed malaise.
It's her gaminerie kittenish ways,
That to some are outrageous.
For Pop they're contagious.
He's so youthful and dashing these days. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,615 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'johnny favorite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Johnny's favorite playtime: he drumbles
With spoons so the barrel-top rumbles.
Wooden spoons sound the best.
Baby Boo gets no rest.
"Don't you drumble her nap," Mama grumbles. <LIMERICK_E... | 59,132 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'extrahepatic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The blow to Joe's gut was traumatic
To his liver; its function's erratic.
It seems to be leaking,
And technically speaking
The fluid is extrahepatic. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick written'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was moved close to tears, full of bliss,
By a limerick written by Chris.
In the blog that he hosted
I glowingly posted:
"No writer's as clever as this." <LIMERICK_END> | 65,751 |
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