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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'proof roofers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I took, on blind faith (with no proof),
Goof-Proof Roofers' claim: "We'll seal your roof!"
Boy, was that a mistake;
What they "sealed" has a break.
In my den there's a lake proof they goof!... | 56,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'store polypropylene'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my bag for life finally tore,
They replaced it for free at the store.
Polypropylene's tough;
They recycle the stuff,
When the bags are past use, to make more. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candidate son'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I conferred with my candidate son.
"I'd been sure this election was won
With no way to go wrong!"
"Well," he countered, "I'm strong
On the issues. But character? None." <LIMERICK_END> | 22,305 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plasma tv'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can't see myself quickly affording
A plasma TV, but according
To all that I've read
I should buy me instead
A digital tool for recording. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taking turns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Taking turns": the alternative way
Is "al-ter-nately"; that's in UK.
But across the great Pond,
Though our lingo's a bond,
It's the al-ternate meaning they say. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,927 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coal oil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As phirst aid, Dame Sophronia Phelps
Prefers coal oil and various kelps.
Using coal oil in lamps
Aids by saving on amps—
Phrugal Phreddie avers that it helps. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'female underlings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> VP Jones thinks it's kosher to clasp
Female underlings. We've told that asp,
"Keep your hands to yourself
Or get stowed on the shelf!"
That decree's the one thing he won't grasp. <LIMER... | 62,510 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invitations'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Invitations were sent near and far
To our church fair, billed: "Come as you are."
These announcements were viewed
By some folks in the nude.
Without doubt, our bazaar was bizarre. <LIMERICK_E... | 52,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'achille heels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cobbler decided to stay
In Achille, a town in OK.
As he opened a store,
He sent adverts galore
For "Achille's Heels Opening Day." <LIMERICK_END> | 4,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exalt playing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The heroes we like to exalt—
Playing tennis—are well worth their salt,
But it's not a disgrace
If they don't always ace,
As the best, now and then, double fault. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'backbend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a backbend, you're standing in place
And then arching your back, so your face
Looks behind, with your hands
On the floor. It demands
A gymnastic physique, if not grace. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceiling might'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You must stand in the dooring, I fear,
When the Luftwaffe's Heinkels appear.
Yes, the ceiling might fall,
But no problem at all,
'Cause our door-frame is sturdy, my dear. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,256 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moon wrote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Joseph Brooks, in a long ago moon,
Wrote "You Light Up My Life"; Debby Boone
Hit the top. Now we see
That he offed himself. Gee,
I would too had I written that tune. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,353 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'court nick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Up in court, Nick's unusually meek
As the magistrate's ready to speak:
"It's three years, Mr Nicker;
If you're good, might be quicker."
His Worship's a fairly fair beak. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,766 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bob antigravity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you think life on Earth is a bore,
Come to Bob's Antigravity Store!
We have rockets and boots
And miraculous suits
That can lift you right off of the floor! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hear brownie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sound of his horn will live on
As long as we hear. Brownie's gone
(He died much too young,
Some songs left unsung),
But his tones still shine bright, like the dawn. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tongue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My words aren't too clear when I speak
Since I bit myself hard just this week.
Flapping tissue, so sore,
Makes my tongue, more and more,
Seek the poor swollen spot in my cheek. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,209 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fissure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fissure's a long skinny crack,
In a rock or an old railroad track,
Or it's anal or rectal
(Caused by whack or projectile?),
Or a cleft in the wall of your shack. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desalination'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Desalination: it works without fault,
And the money pours straight to our vault.
While fresh water creation
Might well save the nation,
We're stuck with these huge piles of salt. <LIMERICK... | 31,256 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dr draper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The academy called Dr. Draper
To decline to review his new paper.
They said, "We're afraid
That your science has strayed
With your Nehi or Welch's: Who's Graper?" <LIMERICK_END> | 62,769 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'braces'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Belt and braces are more than a tease:
They're a double-security wheeze.
With a teenager's style
They'll make a boy smile,
As his trousers hang down by his knees. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capriccio prank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A capriccio's a prank, or a whim,
Or a musical piece (not a hymn)
That is lively and bright,
Like the opera that might
Seem, for Strauss, just a little bit prim. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,591 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calais poor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Burghers of Calais, poor guys,
Are hungry, besieged—hear their cries!
"We need food! Can we live?
Oh, what wouldn't we give
For a burger, a Coke and some fries!" <LIMERICK_END> | 10,229 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daughter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your daughter is bold, so I'm told,"
Said a neighbor, some eight decades old.
"Yes, she's fearless and daring,
And you're overbearing,"
Said Mom to that nosy, old scold. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moisture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's dried up to dust, that's indicative
Of a process that must be desiccative.
Any shower of rain
Offers moisture in vain,
And deniers are plainly pernicketive. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'camelback sofa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The camelback sofa's design
Has a profile that sweeps in a line,
Rising up with a lump
At the back, like a hump,
In the spot between your head and mine. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'papulosa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Papulosa's an acne where most
Of the lesions you've got? Dry as toast.
But if pimples you cuss
'Cause they're filled up with pus,
Pustulosa will be diagnosed. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,929 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A baldpate (American wigeon)
Was mocked by a frivolous pigeon:
"That's a tonsure," he said,
"That you've got on your head.
What gives, did a duck get religion?" <LIMERICK_END> | 26,168 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knitting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A hog-farming buddy of mine
Is an expert at knitting with twine.
To the piggies he pitches
His fanciest stitches:
He loves casting purls before swine. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apricot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now regarding the apricot, troops,
It belongs to the family of drupes.
So like plum, peach, and cherry,
A binge would have very
Unwelcome effects on your poops. <LIMERICK_END> | 377 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roast marguerite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We'll be serving French roast, Marguerite,
Noon today. Don't miss out on this treat!"
What a letdown it was.
She was flustered because
She'd expected some manner of meat. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,835 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cursed crowfoot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An herb you will never forget,
The cursed crowfoot will grow where it's wet;
And its leaves when rubbed in,
Will leave blisters on skin,
So you'll handle with care or regret! <LIMERICK_EN... | 29,234 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mantle convection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One science that's currently grooving
A path to new knowledge, and proving
That mantle convection
Has size and direction,
Is geodynamics. How moving! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allergic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Antibodies may turn out to be,
In one species, a problem, 'cause we
Can perceive them as though
They are antigens, so
That's why you are allergic to me! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cent recall'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How you screwed me! You wouldn't relent —
You abused me! You stole my last cent!
I recall it but no,
Now I'm sure it's not so.
Oops! False memory syndrome event. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brassicas small'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's called club root, a virulent gall:
A disease that makes brassicas small.
Once called "finger and toe,"
It will cut down the flow
Of the sap, causing plant growth to stall. <LIMERICK_... | 33,507 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'see violence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kids see violence and sex more today
In the video games that they play.
Morbid images—killing
And gore—have been filling
Their minds: it's a carno buffet! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,527 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mencken predicted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> H. L. Mencken predicted, "One day
The American voters will weigh
All their choices and find
Their new president's mind
Went away on vacation to stay." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'purse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lost my wallet; it feels like a curse.
All my money is gone, but it's worse
That no mugger or thief
Is the cause of my grief—
Seems I need a new clasp on my purse. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheerless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm as brave as a knight; I am fearless,
And folks who don't cry, they are tearless.
But life without crying
Or fearing or sighing
For some would be, seemingly, cheerless. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plagioclase feldspar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When plagioclase feldspar is brewing,
The recipe's there for the viewing.
All soda, no lime,
Gives albite this time;
Vice versa, anorthite is stewing. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,991 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'highland dancing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Highland dancing may prove a bit risky
If a Scotsman's been downing the whisky,
And the kilt lifts its pleats
So the lassies see treats
That show more than his sporran is frisky. <LIMERI... | 27,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adviceful means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adviceful means "full of advice".
I've got lots, but I always think twice
Before handing it out
Unrequested. I doubt
That unasked-for advice cuts much ice. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,743 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dictionary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What dictionary lists every word
In the language that anyone's heard
And defines them? And worse,
Tries to do it in verse?
The suggestion is, frankly, absurd. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'means anger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have a bristle or tuft of a few?
The Scots call it birse (you may too).
To the Scots, so they tell,
It means anger as well;
Many actors can birse right on cue. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commercial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A commercial for office supplies
Features pens on a young woman's thighs.
Is she naked? Well, nearly,
And the ad is quite clearly
Androcentric. (It's geared to the guys.) <LIMERICK_END> | 7,001 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blunder'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One who dissertates must be informed,
To his subject be properly warmed,
And display erudition
To maintain his position.
Should he blunder, the stage will be stormed. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rod blagojevich'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the Senate, a seat went on sale,
But the cops were soon hot on the trail.
"Rod Blagojevich, sir,
You won't need your chauffeur,
'Cos you're ridin' with us, down to jail." <LIMERICK_END... | 30,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drink canada'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uncle Maxwell is going to die,
And a lifetime of drinking is why.
An unreachable goal
From his youth took its toll.
Ads had told him: "Drink Canada Dry." <LIMERICK_END> | 12,395 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eat sweets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Erythritol sounds really great:
Eat sweets but without gaining weight.
You're right, it's low-cal,
But it's still not your pal
Since its side effects may be your fate. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hawkeye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On this team there's Black Widow and Thor
And Hawkeye and Cap' wait, there's more;
And lest they should sulk,
You can't forget Hulk
And Iron Man: heroes galore! <LIMERICK_END> | 45,062 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'radiant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your radiant, glorious smile
And your shimmering, glimmering style
Are a constant delight.
Still we're hoping you might
Give your brightness a rest for a while. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coryphaei'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coryphaei are leaders of parties,
Assemblies, and clusters of smarties.
Our captain is one,
And we're in for some fun
'Cause he's passing out rum to us hearties. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soldier vocation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bubble of great reputation
Inspires the soldier's vocation
To pursue "death or glory";
This part of the story
Says young men adore admiration. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named hortense'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An ambivalent girl named Hortense
Was unable to get off the fence,
Lacking judgement or vision
To make a decision,
And without a scintilla of sense. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,054 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bushtit small'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A bushtit's a small bird of song.
Its plumage is gray. Its tail, long."
"I was certain I knew
It had something to do
With the female anatomy." "Wrong." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meter rules'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my ditties were failing pathetically,
I was told I should think arithmetically.
They said, "Count out the meter,
So the verses run sweeter":
Meter rules are the yardstick, poetically. <L... | 1,804 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nun coming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the cistern the brethren go out
In the midst of a terrible drought.
Though they hope and they pray
There'll be water today,
There is nun coming out of the spout. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,153 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arid zona'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arid-zona's great clime can't be beat.
To reside in it? Boy, what a treat!
Though the heat is a beast,
Not much sweat is released.
Buddy, that's what I mean by dry heat! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'channels hillary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Using back channels, Hillary shuns
How, officially, government runs.
Private emails she's got.
Dirty dealings are not
To be found: she deletes smoking guns. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tangled phase'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your project, with each tangled phase,
Must be finished in seventy days.
If you don't do the maths,
Then the critical paths,
Overlooked, will be causing delays. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,321 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'useless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is useless, you know, to pretend
That its damage you're going to mend,
For that moth-eaten chair
Is beyond all repair.
You are flogging a dead horse, my friend! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taxes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm opposed to the taxes on both
The new housing and schools, 'cause I'm loath
To lose out on the things
That development brings.
Down with counterincentives to growth! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bosh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bosh is a blast furnace floor,
Like a funnel that has a side door,
Where iron looks sunny,
Gets soft, and then runny,
And slides down the trough in a pour. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emancipation lincoln'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To achieve many slaves' emancipation,
Lincoln issued his great proclamation,
Which immediately saved
Fifty thousand enslaved.
Later others would share liberation. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,591 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diatribe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That diatribe aimed at the king
Is a very regrettable thing.
The orator wails,
And his speaking assails
The privileges monarchies bring. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'entomophilous plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Entomophilous plants require bugs—
Certain insects, not wind, birds or slugs:
Perhaps beetles or bees
Spread their seed, not the breeze.
Guess these critters deserve herbal hugs. <LI... | 47,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's their fate, it's too late for goodbyes.
They ascend to their end, their demise.
From the scaffold, my friend,
Watch their bodies descend
And start swinging in front of your eyes. <LIMERICK_EN... | 38,254 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contraprojective'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "In order to be more effective,
Let's be," says A.V., "more selective
In terms we define.
Contrived words I decline,
Since to write on them's contraprojective." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,215 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french riviera'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From here to the French Riviera,
We need to begin a new era!
I propose we abolish
All forms of nail polish
And lipstick and rouge and mascara! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,388 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pest population'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Want control of a pest population?
Try autocide; that's propagation
Of males that are sterile.
By this, you imperil
The stock; no more multiplication. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'citrus greening'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Citrus greening's one dreadful disease;
Worldwide it's killed millions of trees.
Fruits turn bitter as hell,
Get misshapen as well:
And stopping it sure is no breeze. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confess'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you got all the low-down, the gen,
On the actions of women and men
That we need to address
In the hope they'll confess?
We need proof, solid facts what and when! <LIMERICK_END> | 57,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lad needs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Watching football on telly in Leeds,
To the urge to excrete he accedes.
He returns and is sore—
Seems his team upped the score.
Action replay is what this lad needs! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,715 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choleraic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are special words (none is prosaic)
For cholera-like: choleraic,
And choleriform;
You ask which is the norm?
Maybe choleroid? Is that archaic? <LIMERICK_END> | 16,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stoopingly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now grown old, my big brother walks stoopingly.
His broad shoulders, once squared, now hang droopingly.
He was burly and bold;
Now I watch the guy fold
As senescence drops down on him swooping... | 38,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Convicted/transported (I stole);
Now consigned to/confined down a hole.
In this waterless well
(Damn this dismal hot hell!),
I dig nuggets "black diamonds" of coal. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,264 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commodiousness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Commodiousness is like sun
If you're camping, and rain has begun.
When you're buying a tent
And don't want to repent,
Take the number you meant, and add one. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zev wedding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the eve of Zev's wedding, the guys
Throw his bachelor party: Surprise!
They drink beer, leer at strippers
(Who unzip all Zev's zippers),
As his bachelorhood speeds toward demise. <LIMERICK... | 7,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fugitives must'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many fugitives must run away
From both nature's and man-made decay.
It's fresh air that they seek,
And not freedom to speak.
It's political though, either way. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brownie points'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You care for your lover a lot,
And to earn her affection you plot,
But brownie points won
Tend to set with the sun
And at midnight expire on the dot. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,752 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'filling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Fill 'er up!" I called out at the station
Where petrol pumps stand in formation.
It really was thrilling
To witness the filling—
But the bill gave no thrill or elation. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,977 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'suzy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Send for Suzy. I'm sure she'll be there.
She'll distract them; that doll has a flair;
A genuine knack
To take just the right tack.
Watch: She'll enter the bank and strip bare. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,641 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'take hemlock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How to deal with this awful disease...
Should I limit my intake of cheese?
Maybe fast, or run laps,
Or take hemlock, perhaps?
Someone make up my mind for me, please! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,694 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throttled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Throttle jammed, so we're wrapped round a tree,
But the airbags have saved you and me.
Though the windbag behind
(Your mother)—they'll find
That I'd throttled her long before tea. <LIMERICK_END... | 9,289 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aculeae grow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aculeae grow on each wing
Of a lepidopterical thing.
It's a rather neat trick,
Making mothy wings click,
To communicate when they can't sing. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,004 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yer downsizin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yer downsizin' offer's appealin'!
Them two hundred hogs had me reelin'.
I'm now down to forty,
All muddy an' snorty.
They stink a bit—don' mind the squealin'. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,463 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kay fake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After selling Kay fake-label raiment,
The knave felt ashamed and made payment.
His decision? Autonomous.
The disbursement? Anonymous.
The winner? His unaware claimant. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confinement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a place of confinement that's narrow;
There's barely the space for a sparrow:
This coop is a cell
In a prison as well —
Claustrophobics will chill to the marrow. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,137 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'never commit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You may think "This guy's perfect for me;
He's the one I shall wed." But you'll see
Though the flame has been lit,
He will never commit
To a marriage. He'll stay fancy free. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sets futuristic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Modern" just isn't modern enough.
I need twenty-fourth century stuff.
Maybe personal jets
On my space opera sets?
Futuristic appearance is tough. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,318 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandpa dead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grandpa's dead. His inheritance brings
Me a batch of his favorite things.
His gold watch can't compare
To his old-fashioned chair.
It's an easy chair—one that has wings. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christmas eve'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Christmas Eve, with the wind all ablow,
We imagined a blizzard or so.
But we woke from our dreams,
And we found no extremes:
A light sprinkling, a dusting of snow. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ex wears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My ex wears the lovemaking crown.
He's a circus performer in town.
With no suitor out there
Who can even compare,
There's no filling the shoes of that clown. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colonists fighting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a famous American story
Of colonists fighting for glory
And chasing the British—
Those chickens were skittish
That Minutemen might cacciatore. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,495 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cushion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cushion's the part of a script
That's adjusted for length or is skipped
Altogether. A show
Needs to end on time, so
It's routine certain portions get clipped. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'walk away'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have a get-out clause. That would be smart:
Void a contract you've signed if your heart
Isn't in it to stay.
You could just walk away.
Why'd I promise, "Till death do us part"? <LIMERICK_END> | 57,399 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'numerous rhymes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm the author of numerous rhymes,
And I ponder them numerous times.
Does my anapest sing?
Do my puns laughter bring?
Or are verses my numerous crimes? <LIMERICK_END> | 1,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'twas dalliance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Twas a dalliance, briefly defined
As when bodies (and hearts?) are entwined
For a trivial fling.
Now he's gone, here's the thing:
I just can't get him out of my mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antiperspirant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the stresses of life heat a fire
In your armpits and make you perspire,
And with shame you could weep,
Antiperspirant will keep
You much drier, with odour less dire. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,244 |
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