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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe mcclutch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Joe McClutch is a painter and such
A good worker! The guy has a touch
That is priceless, I'd say,
And in terms of his pay,
Worth a decuple—ten times as much! <LIMERICK_END> | 34,044 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mormon monogamy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To his son said a Latter-Day dad,
"You know, cuckoldry isn't so bad.
And if all your moms cheat,
Then we're bound to defeat
This whole Mormon monogamy fad." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acid rain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the students complain: "Clear as mud!"
Then you know that your lesson's a dud,
So you try to explain
Acid rain once again
(While maintaining they're sucking your blood). <LIMERICK_END> | 47,151 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fail judges'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Teachers not letting schoolchildren fail,
Judges giving light terms served in jail —
When they coddle (protect
With great care), they expect
That good conduct will always prevail. <LIMERICK_E... | 32,176 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buses laid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Extra buses laid on, to The Square!
Why does everyone congregate there?
Like birds of a feather,
They gather together
To visit the travelling fair. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,477 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anecdote antidote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My doctor can better the ill,
But not with a potion or pill.
He tells a short story
Of personal glory:
That's anecdote antidote skill! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,684 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obey disobedience'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are laws that we all must obey.
Disobedience means that you may
Find police at your door
To confront you and more:
They could haul your dumb carcass away. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've a list of disaster and doom,
And I'm filled with foreboding and gloom.
Apohele space-rocks
Can't give Earth-killing shocks;
Now my list has a little more room. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boss heard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Get going, get cracking, get weaving!"
Such orders I kept on receiving
By night and by day,
'Til the boss heard me say;
"Never mind, I'm fed up, sir I'm leaving." <LIMERICK_END> | 56,615 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dim bulb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dim bulb? It's a light on your tree
That may flicker and be hard to see,
Or those lacking IQ
Could qualify too.
"Hey, you are you tawkin' 'bout me?" <LIMERICK_END> | 35,087 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carinate birds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> T.H. Huxley (to hearty applause)
Said, "The carinate birds, by their jaws,
Are divided in four:
Desmognathous, three more."
His taxonomy, though, had some flaws. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,839 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'biomass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of this forest, the biomass means
What will soon be removed by machines.
It's the sum of the wood
That we'll harvest and should
Be enough for a million latrines. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,198 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miss privet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Miss Privet, who's pious and thin,
Wears a high-buttoned blouse to her chin.
Always modest in dress,
She regrets, nonetheless,
That her clothes tempted no man to sin. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,467 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dextrose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's in corn syrup, also in honey,
And confections that cost lots of money.
It's dextrose I mean,
And not dextrous. I'm keen
That we spell the word right, and not funny. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alien licking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a vacuum, your eyes would bug out
Before leaving their sockets, no doubt.
In a Ridley Scott dream,
No one hears if you scream
At the alien licking its snout. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,682 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'executive office'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The executive office: The one
For the ultimate boss, the top gun.
But append "of the president"?
The White House's resident
Plus the admin branch workers, bar none. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lust'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He looked at her bust and said, "Just
Let me touch you. I feel that I must!"
Then he started to paw,
Got a bust in the jaw,
And was busted because of his lust. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,743 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dolostone cab'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the manganese content is high,
Then that dolostone cab I might buy.
Though the nice rosy-pink
Is attractive, I think,
I'm not seen as a "pink" kinda guy. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'proboscis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's no wonder cartoonists embrace
Such a caricaturable face:
That proboscis cries out
To be drawn as a snout—
An appropriate thing in this case. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,661 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'witch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you heard of the witch-in-flight scandal,
Where a witch got cut off by a vandal
While flying her broom?
He came close, with a vroooom;
She got angry (she flew off the handle). <LIMERICK_END> | 65,561 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meeting resumed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With our donuts and coffee consumed,
Called to order, our meeting resumed.
Our officious town clerk
Urged us all back to work.
When he chaired, productivity boomed. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butch cut'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The coif didn't rate admiration —
Instead, it caused great consternation.
Either she is a he,
Or it's he that's a she,
But that butch cut made quite a sensation. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,392 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nuclear threats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a country makes nuclear threats,
It had better be hedging its bets,
Since the balance of terror
Leaves scant room for error,
But plenty of room for regrets. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,253 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'behind aam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As you fly through the sky you may find
There's a whoosh, and you've got one behind.
AAM is this danger,
Just fired by a stranger.
A miss'll be what's on your mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,742 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'encephalology ted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now, encephalology, Ted,
Describes what goes on in one's head,
In other words, brain,
Its structure, its pain,
But not yours—you've got none, said the med. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabalist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of Madonna, the pop star, it's said,
"She's a cabalist." Don't be misled;
Cabalism's much more
Than an item she wore —
A royt bendel, a string that is red. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,350 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bonny cummer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd been courtin' my wee bonny cummer
On a brae in the warm of midsummer.
"Dinnae dae that," she cried.
When for seconds I tried,
"Wanty bolt!" Then she fled. What a bummer. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,888 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bite means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A nod of the head, people say,
Means agreement—"all right" or "okay."
Such a nod by a horse
(Called a bite) means, of course,
Disagreement, expressed by a "neigh." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,917 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compass jellyfish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They go with the flow, never frantic,
Round the coasts of the northeast Atlantic.
They're both Mr and Mrs,
Know nothing of kisses:
Compass jellyfish aren't so romantic! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,414 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gastrointestinal puns'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The saxophone soloist shuns
All gastrointestinal puns.
Acute diarrhea
Is not his idea
Of funny, when Stan gets the runs. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,319 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dumped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a chair, in despair, he sits slumped,
As if thumped, and he's totally stumped.
Feeling too stunned to cry,
He's left wondering why
She walked out with the words, "You've been dumped." <LIMERICK... | 39,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'switching parts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Switching parts is a way to transpose,
Like a counterchanged navel and nose.
My face got a lift
That was botched, and I'm miffed.
When I sneeze, it's my belly that blows! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strolin preached'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Keep writing good lims," Strolin preached.
"Use grammar that's good," speedy teached.
Take a journey with me
And we'll make it to "z"
When our anapest destiny's reached. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,271 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fisherman catch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fisherman's catch is done in;
Little use it has now of its skin.
It resembles blue metal
When tossed in the kettle —
Au bleu from its tail to its fin! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sunrise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I sit here with nothing to write;
I'll likely be stymied all night.
In this frustrating time,
The rhythm and rhyme
Elude me 'til sunrise brings light. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,361 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'every tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you see, are aroused, so must touch
Every tree, then you love them too much!
No mere buff nor a fan,
You're a dendrophile, man!
Oaks and maples? Stop pining for such! <LIMERICK_END> | 34,204 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phone signal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My carrier's Cellular One,
And my phone-signal woes have begun.
The bars that I see
Have been fading—from three
Down to two, then to one, and now none! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'witches unseen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the Spook's winter house, I am sure.
See? It's there in that clough of the moor.
In that deep, steep ravine,
He keeps witches unseen
And behind iron bars. We're secure. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,614 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So you'd like me to lend to your friend.
Just a loan? Ah, but where will this end?
Does he need my support?
And right now I am short.
(My diallage's apt, I contend.) <LIMERICK_END> | 36,353 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheeks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If her cheeks at both ends turn to chubby,
A girl frets that her man thinks she's tubby.
But she worries too much:
Cheeks are sweet to the touch,
And will always score high with her hubby. <LIMERI... | 18,362 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christmas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Twenty-sixth of December our street
Had a fabulous Boxing Day treat.
Cinderella On Ice —
I sat through it twice.
Now my Christmas is really complete. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,630 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parasite surely'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Any parasite surely would boast
Of autoecism, since it's the most
Simple lifestyle by far,
And it means that you are
Spending all of your life in one host. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,079 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'code adam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Code Adam means: "Please look around—
There's a kid who is not safe and sound!"
It is used the world over,
From Delhi to Dover,
To say that some child can't be found. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,052 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'couch grass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Through my fine metaphorical lens,
These sofas are green grassy dens.
Beneath cushions (the ditch)
Creep the long roots of quitch:
It's couch grass that pouches our pens. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bottlebrush trees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Callistemon, or bottlebrush, trees
Don't push up the pavement, and ease
The creation of cracks
In the sidewalk. An axe
Can be used if they're making you sneeze. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bouncy castles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bouncy castles are pumped full of air.
One appeared at our church summer fair.
And I told him (the priest),
"Take your shoes off at least:
You can't wear your stilettos in there." <LIMERIC... | 36,460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dentist drill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For the rest of my lifetime I will
Recollect that most bone-chilling trill
That my dentist produces
With his tool of all uses—
His bought-from-Goodwill dentist's drill. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,774 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your face was a gusher of fun,
As you splashed near our boat in the sun.
This image so strong,
Which has lasted so long,
Will blaze 'til your dad is all done. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chapter conclusion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though this mystery has me perplexed
As I read through the pages of text,
At each chapter's conclusion
I greet with effusion
The piece of the story that's next. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,169 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'silly goat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A silly goat sometimes called "Billy"
Was filled with desire for a filly,
But she called him "Wee Willie,"
A name he thought silly,
Asserting the weather's just chilly! <LIMERICK_END> | 4,778 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'writings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My writings are often entwined
With words of the four-letter kind.
My tone is ferocious,
My grammar, atrocious;
But my cursive is neat and refined. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,699 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canaloplasty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The treatment required was drastic,
But your canaloplasty's fantastic.
Though your growths were severe,
Let your fears disappear.
Your new ear is all clear and part plastic. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are times when Alf's life tends to suck.
On this day he was right out of luck.
When castrating a tup
He got all blathered up.
(To a southerner—covered in muck.) <LIMERICK_END> | 64,637 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archaeoraptor fake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The archaeoraptor's a fake—
All it took was adhesive to make
This chimera (it's two
Different fossils and glue).
Took an expert to know it's not jake. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,858 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artini acclaim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ettore Artini's acclaim?
There's a mineral bearing his name.
It's artinite—the ore
That allowed him to score
(And gain fame) in the carbonate game. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,748 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'camping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That's not camping; and here are the clues:
There's no tent, and the bed that you use
Is at least thirty feet—
A deluxe rolling suite:
Let's try landlubbers' luxury cruise. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'price'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ask "How much?" and the salesman is floored;
At Versace's, such gaffes are deplored.
Here's a little advice:
If you must ask the price,
Then it's something you cannot afford. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'androphobic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Androphobic, she's fearful of males,
And whenever she sees one, she pales.
So if she were in charge
Of the country at large,
She would lock them all up in the jails. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'browning machine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This Browning machine gun just shot
Over ten thousand rounds, and it's hot.
Twenty minutes that took;
Man, this sucker can cook!
It's the fastest the Army has got. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'herpetologist whines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old herpetologist whines,
"Erpetologist just undermines
Us with hints of loud burps.
What we study is herps —
All the cold-blooded critters with spines. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What do quarter and nail and an ell
Have in common?" "I'm stumped, please do tell."
"All were measures of cloth,
But today merely froth:
Now redundant, so, sadly, farewell." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'four biomes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Desert, freshwater, grassland, marine
Are four biomes we mustn't demean.
Add forest and tundra
To nature's conundra
That humans must solve. Keep Earth green! <LIMERICK_END> | 40,161 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beach kids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the beach, kids get clarty and manky,
And, when sand resists water and hanky,
They will whine and protest,
"Aw, Mum, give it a rest!"
As their mood turns from happy to cranky. <LIMERICK_END... | 24,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'closing price'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the stock market's trading day's end,
My poor broker just can't comprehend
Why the closing price of
All my stocks are above
The investments that he'd recommend! <LIMERICK_END> | 30,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "We're discussing our favorite dish,"
Said the gal. "Please chime in if you wish."
"You mean Paris and Trump
And that singer's big rump?"
"Oh my no, sir. Our topic is fish." <LIMERICK_END> | 18,826 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maidenform clasp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am, as they say, all agasp.
I ruined my Maidenform's clasp.
Now going cold turkey,
Just one side is perky.
The other is out of my grasp. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tie throggbottom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No, she'd never tie Throggbottom down,
That wild, irrepressible clown.
Now I'm downright appalled:
Throgg's completely enthralled.
She's enslaved him; he's learning to frown. <LIMERICK_E... | 47,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boob job'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I wish I had something to squeeze,
But I'm flat as a board with two peas.
"Will a boob job help, doc?"
"It would put you in hock!"
"Can you show me a bargain rack, please?" <LIMERICK_END> | 30,577 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every season, with burgeoning zest,
Offers gifts, though for me far the best
Is when leaves by degrees
From deciduous trees
In a breeze leave the trees all undressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'platinum sombreros'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Double platinum sombreros are rare.
That's a game you hit nothing but air
In six trips to the plate.
They can bring on a state
Best described as the depths of despair. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,121 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'captain crunch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After lunch Captain Crunch was declaring,
O'er the roar of the Sea in the Bering,
"'Twas the best allice shad
That I ever have had,
So I hope I'm not losing my herring." <LIMERICK_END> | 3,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ms hair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's long been the star of her show,
And the line past her coffin moves slow.
Ms. O'Hair is at rest
With no need to be blessed—
All dressed up and with no place to go. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,301 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clay tile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A leak in the roof was his dread,
And clay tile didn't last, so he'd read.
Ergo, moved to distraction,
His drastic reaction?
He trashed it, and thatched it instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gerontologists study'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gerontologists study old age—
That anguishing, languishing stage
When you strive to survive,
You eat supper at five,
And the way that you drive causes rage. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,292 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arum lily'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My calla's a white arum lily
That shrinks when the weather is chilly,
So last winter I knit
A wool sweater for it,
Though I have to admit it looked silly. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tennis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A tennis or basketball treat,
For the fan, is this premium seat.
At courtside, you're not
Gonna miss any shot,
And the swearing and sweating are sweet! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buttheads'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They butt heads every time they convene—
Their arguments cause quite a scene.
No one knows why they fight;
Neither one of them's right:
They're both buttheads—a bit dull and mean. <LIMERICK_END... | 14,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'incentivize leverage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My manager gave me a book
And asked me to give it a look.
Incentivize… Leverage…
I needed a beverage.
The words were all gobbledygook. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'windy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the heat and the dryness and dust,
In the distance a spiraling gust
Called a bhut (from the Hindi)
Blows dusty and windy,
But isn't intense or robust. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,119 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'road filling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The loggers are brushing the road,
Filling holes so the work won't be slowed.
It's a difficult pass
Through a swampy morass
For a skidder that's dragging a load. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,778 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breakup'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you've broken down breakup, you've got
Not a noun, but a verb, which a lot
Of the wordsmiths might view
As a breakthrough for you
If you see what, before, you did not. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dipper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With the national bird called the dipper,
Each wing can be used as a flipper.
Up in Norway, the streams
Are so chilly it seems
Very strange that these birds are so chipper. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,642 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dacryocystalgia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seems my dacryocystalgia is back,
So of torments I've never a lack.
This one's making me cry,
And I'm sure I know why—
It's a pain in my lacrimal sac. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bisexual said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Out shopping for eggs with his brother,
The bisexual said, "Keep this from mother,
But if you don't mind
I'll have sex of one kind
And a good half a dozen of t'other." <LIMERICK_END> | 17,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lackadaisical students'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lackadaisical students confessed
Liking lunchtime and recess the best.
But the aspect of school
That they hate, as a rule?
All the testing is what they detest. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'michael chabon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Michael Chabon, an author top-ranked,
With a Pulitzer Prize has been thanked.
He could gloat, but you'll note
There's a screenplay he wrote:
For the movie John Carter, which tanked. <LIMER... | 49,829 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wife asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "How many," the wife asked her mate,
"Have you bedded?" That question of late
Caused a terrible stir
When he answered to her:
"One, two, three, four, five, you, seven, eight...." <LIMERICK_END... | 38,310 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'continuous pounding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the room of my teenager comes
A continuous pounding on drums.
It's a steady redounding
And constant resounding—
Thank god that its ceaselessness numbs! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gourds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They are shapely, rotund, and curvaceous,
And voluptuous—even salacious.
There are absolute hordes
In the family of gourds,
And they're all of them cucurbitaceous. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,381 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'politicians pretend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Politicians' pretend dialectic
(All pre-scripted) might seem to be hectic,
But we know each good deed
Is just masking their greed,
So I'm bursting with rage apoplectic. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adventure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adventure's no function of sex,
But in language, such issues can vex:
An adventurous guy
Will sound daring and spry,
While adventuress sounds like a hex. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,664 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dextriferron'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the visiting prof from Bohemia,
"Dextriferron will help with anemia
If it's iron-deficient."
I thought him omniscient—
The cream of esteemed academia. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,522 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choragus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The choragus today is a reader
Whose powerful voice makes this pleader
The chorus's star
In our stark and bizarre
German tragedy, Follow the Lieder. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caiman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The caiman is kin to the gator,
Although size-wise the gator is greater.
Way down south, it's a fact,
There was one with an act
Of which I, proud to say, was creator. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trade oriental'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you come from a land occidental
And you're dealing with trade oriental,
Keep in mind: what you do
Rests on face, it is true.
Reputation is quite fundamental. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crash landing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The crash landing on top of my roof
Was—in technical language—a "goof",
So the pilot explained,
In a voice somewhat strained.
He received a plain English reproof! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new organs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Evolution adapting the strain
At the embryo level? Insane.
Caenogenesis, though,
Says new organs can grow,
Not hitherto seen in the chain. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three clarinetists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In an orchestra, two (sometimes three)
Clarinetists are needed, like me.
I'm elated, I swear,
To be named second chair.
To be first, though how great that would be. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,392 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'committee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A committee of one seemed like fun:
I'd decide by myself what gets done!
But I didn't foresee
How much work that would be,
So it's now a committee of none. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buff leather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Seems that buff leather's used to make clothes,
Like the coat that I recently chose."
"Are you, wearing this sheath,
In the buff underneath?"
My reply will be, "Only God knows." <LIMERICK_E... | 16,610 |
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