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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hospital vets'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The animal hospital's vets Can do wonders when caring for pets. My dalmatian looked dead, But they fixed him instead. That's as good as this doctoring gets. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copernican brother'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Cosmological principle's fame Puts Copernican brother to shame: It proclaims with some nerve Wheresoe'er you observe In the cosmos, it all looks the same. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ex armadillo'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> That's an ex-armadillo you smell; He's departed to heaven or hell. I shall strum his death tango Upon the charango I'll make from his now vacant shell. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'potty'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My son thinks I'm terribly dotty For seeming obsessed with his botty. It won't half make me happy To leave off the nappy — It really is time for the potty. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'steal spirits'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When liquor is aged, as in wood, Some liquid is lost, which is good. The angel's share dissipates. A seraph participates. Can a spirit steal spirits? It could. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'denseness'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Mom opined that my boyfriend was dense. When I told him, he said, "That makes sense. If she thinks I'm compact, Then I'm strong—that's a fact!" The extent of his denseness? Immense! <LIMERICK_E...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'basilisk terror'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Laid by rooster and hatched by a toad, To the basilisk terror is owed. Crumbling rocks with its breath, It stares victims to death, And by weasels alone is it slowed. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elements scientists'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When my dad went to school, ninety-two Different elements scientists knew. Now there's twenty-six more, So I'm done keeping score. I'll write limericks. With science, I'm through. <LI...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lingerie firm'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A lingerie firm was once strong, But some long-term investments went wrong. Heavy debt service led To three years in the red, And the business was sold for a thong. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peru'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There once was a man from Peru Who exclaimed, "I don't know what to do. Back in Lima, some crooks Need a boat, and it looks Like they're planning to steal my canoe!" <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'codpiece'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> For a codpiece my crotch fairly begs (Mother Nature left me with the dregs!); But I'll never be found In the town running round With a cold wad of cod 'twixt my legs! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'russian constructivist'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Plastic, metal and glass played a part In the Russian constructivist art. Other schools were suppressed At the Party's behest: "Make industrial forms without heart!" <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'innocent wife'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The evidence shows you're convictable, And your sentence appears most predictable For taking the life Of your innocent wife Whose neck was so soft and constrictable. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'threatening nukes'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If a nation has threatening nukes, Its opponents might put up their dukes. The safest recourse Is a countering force, Given nukes can't be stopped with rebukes. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dade merry'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> On the shores of a county called Dade, Merry Phelps heard a saxophone played Under Florida's moon, And that plaintive sweet tune About Dade's foremost city won't fade. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aids'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Casual contact will not get you AIDS; That's just not how the virus invades. Some conservative thugs Claim you'll get it from hugs Or from witnessing gay pride parades. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blinded'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The lead batter's pop fly soared to right. Though the outfielder kept it in sight, A low cloud sailed away And he errored that play 'Cause, like Bruce, he was blinded by light. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The Wrights had both courage and flair! They equipped their new craft with two pair Of wings. Would it fly, Or their dreams simply die With this flyer not lighter than air? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gastropod sluggish'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Any gastropod, sluggish or fleet, Exudes slime. Some are lovely to eat. While each snail has a shell, Slugs do not (mostly). Well, All have tummies that double as feet. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gold sculpture'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The gold sculpture resembled a swift — That cypseloid carving, a gift To my folks. When they died, Our whole tribe dumbly tried To divide it, thus causing a rift. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disliking cars'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Distasting (disliking) cars slow, A snail bought a Jag at a show. Painting S on each side, He took off for a ride. People cried, "Look at that S-car go!" <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The Angel of Death came today. Hers is beauty words cannot convey. How can death be such bliss? With a delicate kiss, Paradoxically, life slipped away. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adds odds'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Toss a coin and I wager, believin' Fifty-fifty is fair, not deceivin'. Now my wife's sayin', "Honey, You bet even money." I'm confused when she adds, "Odds are even." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bribe'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> We ordered our drinks long ago, But the service is hopelessly slow. We'll more quickly imbibe If we slip him a bribe— Some baksheesh. Have ya got any dough? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boys think'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Boys think girls are a boon to the earth — That there's nothing more precious in worth. They're pretty and sweet Till they get swollen feet Before giving a new girl her birth. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shy swain'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Her shy swain she'd embrave or embolden: Make him fearless like knights from days olden. She taught him to fence, With the practice intense. Now he's bruised, black and blue, but he's golden. <...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aenesidemus'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Aenesidemus would quickly insist That conclusions we need to resist, As a question or doubt Will most surely come out. It's his main philosophical grist. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'expressionist art'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> In the Forties, it got its real start; Its importance? That's clear off the chart. Nonrepresentational, Its forms just sensational, That's abstract expressionist art. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'making english'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The process of anglicization: "Making English" a people or nation. In Victoria's days They found numerous ways To make such a grand transformation. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smoke cigar'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> To smoke a cigar can be tough, No matter how hard you might puff. You could bite off the end; Or with knife you can rend; But a cutter would work well enough. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'free stout'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> At my bar, you all beg for free stout. You're all worthless, beyond any doubt. Though I count you as friends, Here's where charity ends. All you crumb-bums can get the hell out! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prudence'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Bemoaned Prudence, "Oh, my! Goodness gracious! What's now commonplace once was salacious." She was clutching her pearls. "No respectable girls Would show cleavage in efforts flirtatious." <LIME...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bee'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When a bee, be she ever so humble, Trips and slips, winding up in a jumble, Should she mumble and grumble, Bemoaning her tumble And proneness to fumble and stumble? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'example'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> For example, for instance: e.g. Tells you what this example could be. When my friend's in the mood To be nasty and rude He makes fun of a fool, e.g. me. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'makes electroencephalograms'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The electroencephalograph tool Makes electroencephalograms cool! With some legerdemain, It sees waves in your brain, But can't tell if you're genius or fool. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dihydrogen monoxide'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Dihydrogen monoxide I find Often frightens the gullible mind. Read the claims with great care As the aim is to scare. It's just water the everyday kind. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word dern'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Some dialects use the word dern (Most say "darn", but that's of no concern). Just an expletive's meant, Not to swearing extent (Some confuse with sock mending, in turn). <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bathrooms'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There's a battle of sexes each day In most bathrooms, it's needless to say. When a man lifts the seat He's set up for defeat— Because she wants it down right away. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aitchbone'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The aitchbone's a cut of a steak That's great with some fries and a shake. The "aitch" ain't for "hearty" Or "Hey, folks, let's party"— It's shaped like an "H," for God's sake! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cream puff'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When I polish the floor, I will buff It. Exerting, I puff and I huff At the gym till I gleam, And my bod gets esteem 'Cause I'm buff—surely not a cream puff. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cremation'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> You'll be guaranteed swift termination By your radioactive creation. Stand a little too close, Get acute level dose— It's the quietest form of cremation. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dueling bagnios'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Those bagnios are brothels, it seems, And for business they go to extremes. With music two vied To lure takers inside; "Dueling Bagnios" were filling men's dreams! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pete walked'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> At my barbecue, party guy Pete Walked the coals of my grill in bare feet While he swallowed six daggers, But was struck by the staggers — Cut himself into steaks, what a treat! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'igneous dikes'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A geologist's learnèd conclusions: "That's country rock laced with intrusions. Younger igneous dikes Mimic backbones or spikes In the wall rock, like molten transfusions." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dichotomous key'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When you use a dichotomous key, Which is truer, line "A" or line "B"? Then, whichever you choose, Take that tack, and peruse Every clue to the end. You're home free! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whites sailors'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When in port on a West Indies cruise, Though they could wear their whites, sailors choose To dress up and not down For their shore leave in town; They enjoy hearing rhythm in blues. <LIMER...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cardiac mussel'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A clam goes from tussle to tussle, Surviving on mettle and hustle. This mollusk is smart, But his strength is his heart. Such is life for the cardiac mussel. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lockheed stylish'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Lockheed's stylish salute to the skies, She's got luxury, comfort and size. Connie's apt appellation: Like stars, Constellation — She's got streamlining, grace, and she flies. <LIMERICK_...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wife chafed'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Last night my wife chafed me in bed, Yes, she scolded me, face turning red. "On this we agree: You don't listen to me!" (At least, that's what I think that she said.) <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deer mouse'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The deer mouse inhabits our trees, Then into a burrow he flees. He's large ears, and good sight, And his belly is white. In the wild he eats seeds, but not cheese. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metal thrash'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I sing death metal thrash in my band, Shouting lyrics that Tipper can't stand. What a beat from the drummer! Each guitar? Savage strummer! And the bass is the best in the land. <LIMERICK_END...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named ray'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The Kooters' third son was named Ray. When he offered to marry young Faye, She replied loud and clear, "Yes, I'll take you my dear, But your agnomination? No way!" <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cardiorespiratory'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My cardiorespiratory ills Cost a fortune—each week I buy pills For my lungs and my heart. If I really were smart, I would live like a fish and use gills. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'midnight'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> After midnight, you keep the talk light. And the noon slot just choose your words right. But a drive time appearance Takes guile, perseverance, As commuters head home for the night. <LIMERICK_EN...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'front room'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The front room? Well now, back in the day, It was where dear departed they'd lay In a coffin to wait For the funeral date. And for Christmas Day use, shall we say! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyber affair'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I embarked on a cyber affair And I flirted with spirit and flair. I was rather less fresh When we met in the flesh: The goatee? That she failed to declare. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabot matthew'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Cabot's Matthew set sail on a quest To explore the blank ocean out west. When he beached on the sand Of a newly found land, Could he guess the vast span of the rest? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hundred limericks'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> As centurion, I was behooved To, with one hundred soldiers, be moved. But this title today Would permit me to say: "I've got one hundred limericks approved!" <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aselline'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> What's aselline? Here's one sort of answer: Two stars near the Manger, in Cancer. It also, alas, Can describe a small ass (In a field, not attached to a dancer). <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'funeral table'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The funeral table's replete With fine pies, and each one's a baked meat. Every crust, thick and hard, Can be sealed up with lard. Lift the lid, take a serving, and eat. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'detective'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> In this agency, ma'am, a detective Investigates stuff—and selective Of clients we're not, Though we get quite a lot Of mysterious blondes irrespective. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binaural means'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Binaural means "having two ears." Hear crickets' soft chirp or loud cheers. (Not the crickets', of course; Cheering makes them quite hoarse, And a rash on the throat soon appears.) <LIMERI...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wingspan'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Concertina wake trailing a bird Shows reduction of wingspan's occurred On the up-beats: just right For low-energy flight. But to hover, such wings are absurd. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sleep may'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> What's called day-peep will find me asleep; As the day breaks, my sleep may be deep, But I'll soon see the dawn And awake with a yawn— Though I also may utter a *bleep*! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'onion'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Put an onion with cloves in a pan With a bay leaf and mace (that's the plan). Add some milk; gently heat; Set aside. Time to eat: Add stale breadcrumbs and cream man oh man! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rice bowl'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I am breaking my rice bowl, that's it! I believe my complaint is legit: I am going berserk, My new boss here at work Is a jerk and a twit—Oh, I quit! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say grace'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I say grace every now and again. When I do, I shout, "Listen!" And then, "All the food's getting cold! So before it is old, Let us eat it. So be it. Amen." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cures cod'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The draconian methods of God, Though effective, are frightfully odd. Take Lot's wife; for her fault She was turned into salt. How unsavoury! Salt just cures cod! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'go places'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Kid, you'll go places—really excel. On the road to success, you'll do well. If you steamroll your way To the top, though, I'd say That the place you should go is to hell. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eugenics'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Eugenics? It caused quite a ruction; People thought it would lead to destruction. Could the whole human race Be improved, in this case, By control over man's reproduction? <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tales pecos'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It's fakelore, the stuff in these tales— Pecos Bill and his storied travails— Just a clever invention In its every dimension, But effective. Check out the book's sales. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dared bearded'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Billy Bully's the big, ripped possessor Of long facial hair. I'm the lesser In size, and was scared; Still I faced him. I dared! I bearded the bearded oppressor. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metal beans'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> On a factory farm way out west, They're just doing the thing they do best: Planting small metal beans To grow into machines That will make any thing you request. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swelling'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> He had twisted his knee; on reflection, Had forgotten to wear his protection. The redness was telling — He looked at the swelling. "I'll get cortisone in by injection." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chapped lips'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If a chap with chapped lips tries to chat, P's and b's can exacerbate that Cracked, dry skin on his lips, So he shouldn't say blips, Props, Beelzebub, propane or brat. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crock pot'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The crock-pot's a clever device; The directions are clear and concise. After setting the dial, One must wait for a while As it slowly cooks pot roast or rice. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'auspitz sign'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Think your skin's all disgusting? Don't whine; It's not nearly as icky as mine, 'Cause I've scraped off great hails Of psoriasic scales: Now they're bleeding (that's Auspitz's sign). <LIMERI...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coasting offshore'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Although coasting offshore may be grand, See you're sure to keep clear of the sand — For the shore, all agree, Is the edge of the sea, While the coast is the edge of the land. <LIMERICK...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buckley debate'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Certain hosts one should not underrate. Ever see William Buckley debate? He'd be warm and polite— And eternally right— Only victims stepped up to that plate. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jockey'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> You say you're a jockey and yet Never sit on a horse! You regret That you simply spin vinyl, Play records. One final Last time as a deejay? You bet! <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'schnozz like'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Spiro Keats, the Greek poet absurd, Had a beak like a predator-bird. With a schnozz like a hook, He'd a hell of a look And a snore that's the loudest I've heard. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goodyear blimp'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Oh my God! Look up there, in the sky! Is the Goodyear blimp passing us by?" "Goodness, no—that's just Dumbo. It's no mumbo-jumbo— That elephant really can fly!" <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dentiate means'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Listen: dentiate means "to breed teeth." That's more spooky than ghosts on the heath, When Schoenbergian song Turns to shrieks. It's just wrong. ... Oh. So breed there means "sprout from b...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pete likes'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My friend Pete likes to walk on concrete. Frozen pizza is all he will eat. All his clothes are synthetic— His thinks it's prophetic. Antinature, he feels he's elite. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contractions'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> They're contractions all right, but don't fret. Honey, don't start your pushing quite yet. Named for John Braxton Hicks, This condition just tricks Late-term uteri: "Ready, get set..." <LIME...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'satisfaction'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Watching Beautiful Her climb the hill From his vantage, he gets a cheap thrill. That's not real satisfaction. He's plagued by inaction: Not tried for a date, never will. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hearted guile'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Acquiring through cold-hearted guile, Acting execrably callous and vile, He clung close to the law, Till his final hurrah, Living lavishly large, in high style. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king mail'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The king's mail was thrust 'pon them with glee, His own mark franked on ev'ry decree (Postage need not be paid). Mailmen wryly hurrayed. "He could never afford such a fee." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maim butterfly'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> To divellicate objects—his mission; To dismantle things—that's his ambition: Maim a butterfly's wings, Ravage delicate things, Send fragility straight to perdition. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'warped ties'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The best gandy dancers lay all our rails. (Hear them chant as they're busting their tails.) Misalignments, warped ties Don't escape their keen eyes: For our rolling stock, safety prevails. <L...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'correctitude'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Correctitude, portmanteau word, Has the sense of correctness that's stirred With rectitude. Mention Your moral convention And critics are surely deterred. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'speeches'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> He writes his own speeches. They brim With his "genius" but need a good trim Of the first person I (Also me, mine, and my). What an ego! It's all about him. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gelert wolfhound'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Neath Beddgelert's great oak lies the grave Of true Gelert, a wolfhound most brave, Who wast slain by the sword Of his own wretched lord, Tho' from death his lord's babe he didst save. <...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'missed rex'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Chronological wallcharts insist On a fact many schoolboys have missed: T. Rex and his clan And (digestible) Man Contemporaneously didn't exist. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agenbite remorse'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> No, I have no agenbite (remorse) For goosing bad Goosie, your horse. She had goosed me twice first. I, the first time, just cursed; But "what's good for the gander, of course…" <LIMERICK...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ancient'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The Ancient of Days is the guy You will meet, if you're good, when you die. He's called "God," "Supreme Being," "Jehovah," "All-Seeing," "That Big VIP in the Sky." <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'go gleason'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "And away we go!" Gleason would cry As he moved 'round the stage looking spry. With his music for traveling He had us unraveling, Splitting sides 'til we thought we would die. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amphibian kissing'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When she first heard the tale (she was young) Of how princes from prison are sprung By amphibian kissing, The point she was missing? They're frogs, so don't slip 'em the tongue! <LIMERI...
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'country mile'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> That much-farther-than-thought country mile Was a very long walk. All the while, I was thinking of you And the things we would do When I got here, and that made me smile. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kill doctors'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Some pro-lifers explain that they choose To kill doctors to get in the news. Hateful irony? Yes, Yet they're bound to impress Direptitiously spreading their views. <LIMERICK_END>
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