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@user now, to remember which book... #goodluck | 0 |
@user Ahem... yeah.. something like that ;)#irony is one of the few things keeping sanity when facing RU propaganda. #CrazyIvan | 0 |
so glad I came to work at 7:30am for all the customers that are here!!!!!! #not #itsdead | 1 |
Still time to enter our @user planner giveaway courtesy of @user & @user #bbloggers #lbloggers | 0 |
Check out the new novel Black Beauties by Eureka Johnson on or | 0 |
@user Definitely not...racism is systematic and entrenched in every American institution..also in black/white binary construction | 0 |
Forest Hills Drive on my playlist naw.... | 0 |
Full on man flu just in time for a weekend of work!! #awesome #sarcasm #coldandflu | 1 |
@user @user the cop also had prior misconduct charges. But, ya know, that's ok #sarcasm | 1 |
Zuma reads the quote "People are not fighting for ideas, they fight for material benefits. To live in peace." #Irony #YCLNationalCongress | 1 |
Because a field trip two days before finals is exactly what I need #not | 1 |
sony emails tells me a few things. wealthy, high powered business(wo)men are ugly people, stupid & need to learn how to spell. #SonyHack | 0 |
I wonder what triggered the anxiety? #sarcasm | 1 |
Love waking up to no heat in my apartment #not #socold | 1 |
Nice weather for today.. #not 😠 | 1 |
Decided I'd go to bed "early" for once. I've been laying here since 2 am. Yet the total amount of sleep I've had all week is 10 hrs. #irony | 1 |
I have a very annoying bluetick for sale. 8 yrs old. Needs babied and a bath. #sarcasm | 0 |
Check out> @user that makes you feel something. #London #UK | 0 |
@user I don't think the Hereditary Baronet wants to encourage a something-for-nothing culture :-$ #irony | 1 |
@user for the brothers ah-ite. | 0 |
@user @user I mean Zach is a teacher, amirite? | 0 |
Wash hands with water? MOH is rubbing this on everyone's face? #irony | 1 |
Someone tell me where tf to find a fried chicken ornament bc this shit is necessary | 0 |
My body refuses to sleep. #fucccck | 0 |
Decemberbessen #not #fail #footprint sorry.... | 1 |
@user hey sorry im late i didnt want to come #myperiod | 0 |
LOL lets see if he actually READS it|@Laura_Charlii @user @user | 0 |
Not everyone's really for you no matter how long you knew them . And not everyone's a bad person just because it's been a short time. #irony | 1 |
Less than a week til the ultimate squad is back together #RogersAndDalhauser @user | 0 |
Yeah, you're a grown up & at times feel very nostalgic towards your Bachpan. Iife's handiwork!! | 0 |
Mike Smith and Brian Hoyer walk into a bar. They sit down and at the same time say "I told you it wasn't all my fault" #Coyotes #Browns | 0 |
Someone discovered that they do indeed have a tail and that it is, in fact, fun to play with | 0 |
Scoped out a new route on today's 5k. But oh.. the crowds, the traffic, the noise 😄 #not... | 1 |
I bet Joel Embiid is psyched to come back from his injury to play for the worst team in NBA history. #Sarcasm | 1 |
@user Blount also out. You would think this could be the game that White gets some action. I guess not. | 0 |
final labs coursework submitted!! now to treat myself by catching up with the whole semester's lectures #winning #not | 1 |
@user @user more people are in prison because of drug related crimes. But you know gun crime is up #sarcasm | 1 |
@user @user @user |*Everything is crossed*|#ChristmasGift |#BassFace | 0 |
@user @user #apologies *scoffs humble pie* | 0 |
@user @user @user problem solved no more reading out at FMQ what someone at WM wrote #irony | 0 |
#tbt #not Dedicated to those days we DONT want to throwback to. Like this evil cold November day at... | 0 |
Today is going to be a great day . #not. 😔 | 1 |
@user so apparently twitter is free... so why is my data being depleted using twitter? #not impressed | 1 |
@user @user Yes on Auto-messagers No to #FollowBackers ... They make me money over on TSU. Thx your post||http://t.co/ALSThKb1pG | 0 |
@user Tough crowd. Josh Smith was tremendous tonight. | 0 |
@user Would be also great if David teamed up with his old man again at the Carols, similar to a few years back.#Greatdou in both cases | 0 |
Taking a hour to shit is always a good thing. #not | 1 |
My entire career has been devoted to being a BOSS in beating corruption, but I get beat in a corrupt election #Irony #SoCloseTilden #1Vote | 1 |
Yay I just love this time of the month...! #Sarcasm | 1 |
Finished the year strong with a good bike workout! Missed a lot this year resting my shoulder--hoping for better in 2015. Happy new year. | 0 |
@user trying hard to be fragile and petite. Hahaha. Happy new year liabeeeeee more clingy moments 😂😂😂 | 0 |
@user yes, you got the point. :( it's like, as the time passes we're growing into some kind of beasts. | 0 |
Someone took my lucky hat today, yay, isn't that fun... #sarcasm #IhopeIGetItBack | 1 |
@user grateful for this encouragement :)) | 0 |
@user @user "pit players v. victims?" How dare the NFL put a divide between men and the women and children they beat? #sarcasm | 0 |
@user kids don't need schools! Schools just turn them into gay atheists, gaytheists, if you will. #sarcasm | 1 |
@user @user @user hmmmm. I wouldn't say she has tits 😁 | 0 |
Did you know iOS 8 features custom keyboards? #sarcasm | 1 |
Tax & NI on your wage slip is like Jim Bowen on bullseye goin "look what you coulda won" #rubbingitin #crap | 0 |
Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed 2 people via | 0 |
@user yeah I do. But you know there's this thing called an all nighter and apparently I wanna pull one #not | 1 |
It has #not #been #seen www.MonsterMMORPG. com since. progoneate follow @user #mariland | 0 |
I've visited 19 #US #States, 2 #Canadian #Provinces, & 11 #Countries total. (Not the most, but not bad.) | 0 |
Just a @user article re: a robot arm you can control with your mind. Meh. Nothing huge. #sarcasm #science | 1 |
That awkward moment when you plane your whole day around your Golf Class, and it gets cancelled! #stupidrain | 0 |
@user @user @user same here. Tryin to link d convos bt another tweet cums up. #Sarcasm is the only wrd repeated.😂😂😂😂😂 | 1 |
Shitty drivers are always fun. #not | 1 |
@user Just realised we missed it too. In the middle of a tech troubleshooting mission to get an article on Madiba up on the site. #irony | 1 |
Putting good things in my mind for lunch today instead of just internet junk. Oh, and tweeting. Tweeting good for building tribe. | 0 |
Anybody using their rights to protest legally gets the law thrown at them. & the ones who do the crimes don't. That's #Irony #NotJustice | 1 |
~I'm not closed-minded, I'm just dogmatic~ #sarcasm #contradictions | 1 |
Sometimes it's #not about being #Cocky.. 😏😼 It's abt knowing what ur #Capable of & #doing it...... | 0 |
A Puppet at the #PTI rally wanting to make #NayaPakistan #irony | 1 |
I can't even begin to explain my frustration. 😒 | 0 |
Goes both ways #make #love #not #war #peace | 0 |
Fighting over chargers is definitely how I wanted to start my day.😒 #not | 1 |
I had the most broke friends in undergrad now these fools get a lil money and want to act uppity as ever | 0 |
That's comfortably the most stonewall penalty I've ever seen.. What are these refs on? #hadone #Stoke | 0 |
Don't think that you can just use my boyfriend when you have noone else...#not#on#my#watch | 0 |
Everybody's Talking about Snow and I'm just Sitting Here and the only Snow around is on our Cars.. #snow #not | 0 |
My coach is so supportive. "tighten your belt, pick up the weight and just do it." #sarcasm #ithinkhehatesmesomedays #itsmostlylove | 1 |
Still in da process #drawing #sketch #fishkoi #tattoo #not #yet #finish | 0 |
Cause I love going to bed alone every night.. #not | 1 |
If Comes From The #heART Then They EXPRESS it, Connect @user or #thankyou #3rdeyebrand | 0 |
Kid who tried stealing tools from me is now mad cuz someone took his hot sauce out of the fridge at work #Irony | 1 |
EmoPostAhead lol the sucky thing about seeing beauty in everything? You see the beauty in a liar #BeautifulLiar #lovethwayyoulie #NOT | 1 |
@user You blew my mind on #AHSFREAKSHOW You're brilliant. | 0 |
This team would finish fourth. #Irony #Arsenal #Afc | 1 |
8 of our favorite smartphone highs and lows of 2014 | 0 |
@user Things also go slowly when you are waiting for them especially! | 0 |
Few #relations are by #chance, few are by #choice and few are by #Facebook!! #irony | 1 |
what a lovely perma-fall we're having here in milwaukee. #not #doomandgloom #gimmesnow | 1 |
Driving into town on very well cleaned country road I see a tow truck veer off too far to shoulder & get sucked into ditch. #Irony | 1 |
Grace is a free spirited 8 yr old with the most humble heart. Aspiring model/actress, she also enjoys #piano and dance.Follow> @user | 0 |
Mondaiiis to fridaiis without Huweyyyyyy #do #NOT #like | 0 |
Love it when my mans on a cleaning spree.. Saves me doing it 👌😘😘😘 | 0 |
You could say after today I'm officially necrophelic #LatinFinal #justajoke #not intodeadthings | 1 |
Equal justice for all...unless you are Black during the Obama administration. via @user | 0 |
tried to export an azure vm, well that went ok #sarcasm #vmcorrupt #thankyoumicrosoft #startalloveragain | 1 |
#forgive #others #not #because they #deserve #forgiveness #you #peace love this from @user #words #wisdom ... | 0 |
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