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@user I take it you're not in England then ; )
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#smile for the #photo #ok they said #boys #trouble #funny #football #kids #adorable #friends
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When hailey I play trivia crack she wants the sports & entertainment while I aim for the science and history hahahah
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@user Thanks for pirating my music! :D #not
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Welcome to the surrealist estate agency!!
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#Average #Ball #Not #Party #Ping #Pong #homedecor Please RT:
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The fucking car just gave up..! #car #died #not-happy
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I like the feeling when people thinks they're 2 steps ahead of me... But the truth is they're miles and miles behind me AHAHAHAHA |#sarcasm
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BM "gives me" from 3 pm to 8 pm with my son today, that's fair huh? #NOT!
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@user and if Marathi man speak hindi to Chu*** samajhte hai #irony
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Lesson learnt? Herd of sheep who fought over TVs on #BlackFriday struggling to sell them #irony #capitalism
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Tomorrow three test signature.|Thank you. |#school #sarcasm
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So #GuardiansOfPeace win by threatening to destroy the #peace!!!, what a #irony
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My babygirl has an imaginary friend it's so cute to watch her talk to it.
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#UKArtistOnly @user @user @user present. #UKUntoldStory #MIXTape #GetOn #DUCMG
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@user They say #not #responsible and your #NotWorthIt to offer even $10 #discounts for the worst #customerservice I have ever had!
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Thanks GORI-san|#djgori #not for sale
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We may be some time. #Hibernot #Not
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@user @user @user @user @user @user I'm still going to Exeter whether they care or not
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@user NDP to introduce bill to make OHIP public #not appropriate # confidentiality
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Oregon marching band playing @user music. #awesome #OregonDucks #OregonvsFloridaState #RoseBowl2015
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@user we don't have a good enough singles depth atm to even account for doubles the problem has never been doubles always singles
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Yay yet another week with a child home from school ill! Just a hint of #Sarcasm to brighten my day.
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#SMILES when there is #MONEY|#SCOWLS when there is #NOT|#RECOGNITION when there is #MONEY|#IGNORANCE when there is #NOT|⛪🏦💵 🏥💰🚓👊💥|"'💔#GOD$💔"
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@user hey I seen u have followed me and I was going to ask to check out my channel and help me with a shoutout for subscribers ??
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Urban Glam High Heel Earrings $7|Leave email for invoice
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Gotta love being lied to.... #not
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@user @user Ladies wouldn't use that language.But I guess you are not one.
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@user I hate you lol
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I didn't know it's your territory I really. .. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- no. . Please don't shoot at me I. .
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Shopping day with Ms 15 today. Her haul included new Docs, eyeliner, bras, new issue Frankie mag, and half of Kikki K. Tired and broke now.
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Sweet jeebus! MT @user CryoSat & Jason-2 confirm very high to phenomenal seas generated by North Atlantic low
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Hyper at 1AM when I really should be getting rest #ohwhale 🐋🐳
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We were miles apart,but you found me, now we are close enough, still apart #irony
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Drinking a Southern Triangle IPA by @user at @user --
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American Red Cross van "together we can save lives..." And the driver is smoking. #irony
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@user @user It also makes me want to post this...
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#birthcontrol #lol #wtf #whatisbirthcontrol @user great commercial #sarcasm
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Oh how I love working in Baltimore #not
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Fans watch #tylerfarr in concert at @user #countrymusic #throwdown1035 #tampa
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So I'm the school nurse today. And I have a fever. #irony
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#BBC #News -- #USA -- #Jeb #Bush to #explore #White #House #bid.
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Thanks for the dick pic, really, thanks. #Sarcasm
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@user @user spawn of Larry Ellison aka World's Worst Human
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Really loves dentist appointments. #sarcasm
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Now to write a JavaScript RegExp that allows . and ' in e-mail addresses...
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@user @user 3 more nights 3 more nights 😬😬😬 #londoncalling
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@user @user A lot of factors at play but I think you do retain him at max. Hopefully the FT's hurt his market a bit, selfishly speaking.
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@user You're a tough bugger ;p
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I'm shocked that Mark May doesn't think the Buckeyes should be in the playoff!!! #Sarcasm
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Google scholarship application kept crashing in Chrome. Opened it in IE, finished application without incident. #irony
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#AnalFrench #Chocolate Chocolate babe gets dicks in asshole
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Set my alarm for PM not AM...guess you could say I've got my life together #not sorry @user #Pearlburg mom and Jesus
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Just entered the @user competition for tickets to the final! Fingers crossed @user
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Gun nut yells at cops conducting DUI checkpoint, later hit by drunk driver on way home #irony #karma
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@user for the #yoga people out there, this is a Down Faced Dog dinner! #MerryChristmas
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Have you ever seen the like?? 'Republican move' that will 'effectively rob the royal family', Kate's 32k meal #irony
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It's snowing in Chicago #whitechristmas #not
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Oh I just love when I wake up with a migraine 😒 #not #needmeds
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Oh Oh mum is #not #going to be #pleased #littletike
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Its a shame on an off day that the NFL doesnt have any interesting stories and isnt getting any attention. NOT #sarcasm
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Felicitats #Penedesfera #notcies
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Cook and England rudderless at the death. Seven games and we've got progressively worse! Can't wait 'till they arrive here for WC #sarcasm
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#we are #not #perfect but it is #neccesary for #us to #be the #best # version of #ourselves
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Happy Holidays! (this is officially our Christmas card) #BestFriend #UglySweaterBarCrawl
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@user @user At least you got my joke
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@user It's 2015. Why am I still manually turning on/off WiFi, Bluetooth, NFC, etc..? #fb yep
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@user thanks babe, hope you have a good one too 💕🎊🎊
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This nigga knocced back 6 shots of Henny lastnight ! @user
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'Tis the season for tablets! I entered the #tabletsforall contest to win a tablet gift pack. Check it out:
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#notcies #eu Commissioner Creu reassures Committee of the Regions: Junckers investment plan will complement coh...
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Is there a "like" tab on me? I'm not a facebook status to be liked by people... #sarcasm #RudeButTrue
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Bestiestest. *teary-eyed* THE KING IS COMING! My God's not dead, He's surely alive! #God's #not #dead #faith
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#Johnny #Football #time #is #not #a #fun time #any #more: The Cleveland Browns went into Sunday's game against the...
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@user THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Awesome Win CAVS!!!!!!
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08:01am on the dot and the buzzer rings #helloworld #not #sleepy #tired #nothanks
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@user Now I have a game Monday, Tuesday, friday and Saturday 😭😭
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@user Go you! #not Home until the 1st Jan. So excited!
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Photo: Tuxedo Jumpsuit Sizes:Small-Large Color:Black Price:$65.00 Leave email and size for invoice
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#Analysis -- #Economic #issues #whip #up #Israelis #in #chocolate #pudding #election. via @user
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@user Three minutes is better than no minutes
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Found my motivation... Aka the back of my eye lids, by accident. Boy, me and @user are some winners. #not #senioritisisreal #losers
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The ones that caught me by surprise were the ones I didn't expect #duh #redundantredundant
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This time last year...shiid was hella funny...unforgettable #khwaaaa
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Hoar frost is challenging for some to spell.
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@user @user Your views are not right wing or left wing...just vile.
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@user @user Ah the 2014 #GamerGate Ebola campaign. How many people did we kill? #sarcasm
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Where is the promise of "peace on earth" in this? "Lord, Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done." #Advent #terror #irony
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YOU are violent, it shows in your tweets @user @user @user @user @user
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Gael 'pro at presentations' Anderson #not #choke
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Nothing says nature like the relentless sound of AM commuter traffic #fthunter #AMdogfun #not@allpeaceful
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#notcies #eu Cleaner air would offer major health benefits in the Balkans
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Loving how dominant the SEC is #Pause ..... #Not
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Best Christmas Eve news: I have a half sister. 😂👍 #sarcasm #thanksdad
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Brother💙 we don't look alike #not #frère #family #lovehim
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Looking at the stairs & imaging that scary dark creature coming up freaks me out
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@user at least there's a good football game on with zero chance of either of our teams losing lol
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we are all the same race, HUMAN the only race supported by the Human Genome Project @user @user @user @user @user
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Throwing up is exactly what I want to be doing at 7:30am... 😷😷😷 #not
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Well this is great.. #sarcasm|Illinois Passes Bill That Makes It Illegal To Record The Police
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