bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "I haven't seen you in like.. a year.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "mh hmm..", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh.... its Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Amy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Amy, you remember Ross.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That was me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Careful. <hands Chandler a china plate> Careful. CAREFUL!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh suddenly, flowers are feminine? < Phoebe comes in>", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey happy Thanksgiving.. Pheebs! <motions her to come over>", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what's going on Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I.. I.. I need a good lie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh okay. How about the whole \"man walking on the moon\" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, honey. You stink at lying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really. Okay. let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffee house, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone-who took it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said \"Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's\" and he said.. <pause> He said.. \"Joey you stink at lying.\" What am I going to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great, that'd be great. Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, what.. what was the work thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh.. <forgetting what the work thing was, rolls up his sleeve on his right arm and shows Phoebe, she looks>", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Pick up grandma at the airport\"?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.. man..", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure, we don't live there but...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "God she is unbelievable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I mean a PhD is just as good as an MD.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? What happened?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Don't say that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, you want to go upstairs?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I think thats a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pheebs, I still need some help here", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh we just put her down for a nap.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats a great movie. <she claps>", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Emma.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "PHOE-BE.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. <pinches Ross' arm>", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe I won.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica is Ross' sister.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That was me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Now see, this way you protect the plate.. and lets face it you have fun.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well actually...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah he's lying. He looked down.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not how you see me, is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, Monica would have to give her up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I lie better then that, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's your movie! <claps>", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you learn these things. You grow into it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying \"Go to your room! You're grounded\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you hear me say \"You're grounded\"?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You said that to me last week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, what happened?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! Nothing with a raccoon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Arg... Alright, I'll take care of it. <throws hands out in the air>", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wait.. What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Setting the table.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "UCHH! <much louder and longer then Amy's>", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? What carrer?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "ooh oooh..", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "uh huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard of other people's feelings?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "ah ha ha. ah ha ha. <evil meancing laughter> It's forty five.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You take that back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Take it back!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Heey man, I work out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I do pilates.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bring it on!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you just push me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ew! Gross.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon, I'm so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "By the way, that fight was totally arousing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Well thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, so now do I get Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you okay Mon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's all right. You can mourn.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Actually its not pies, its just pie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "She needs changing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Broke them all, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You gonna tell her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like only if the queen comes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe not even then. (Joey walks in)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Next week", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye plates!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Something happened with the plates?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm... (looks down) Yeah... this uhm... raccoon came in...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yep. That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn. Single are ya?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler Bing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What's up Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, what have we always wanted to do together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . . courtside!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Courtside? Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey just called. He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant. If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But hey, it's courtside. The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr. . . (Pause) That's not the way to convince you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, \"You can't go to the game. You have to spend time with me.\" So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. You're right. I want to see you too. I've just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know? He's really looking forward to this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time. Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult. Tell him that what little time we have is precious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, ah, ah . . . I'll think of something.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! (pause) Wow, You look . . . uh . . . It's just, ah . . . That dress . . . uh . . .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, well, they're good. It's been a while since I've seen you like this. You, you clean up good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, well thank you. (She laughs. He stares for a moment.) Okay, stop. Stop looking at me like that. The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened. (points to Emma.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh right, right. (They pause and exchange a glance. Then, Ross looks away.) So, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from Emma?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun. And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's fine. Actually, I, I invited Mike over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe's Mike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't know you guys hung out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We don't. But I thought it would be nice to get to know him. You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that's so cute", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. But, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know. He plays piano; I played keyboards in college. He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh. Girl's night out indeed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Ok. So now, I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything Ross . . .", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, Rach, we'll be fine, all right? You go have fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. You too. And I hope you score. (to Mike) Bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So . . . Welcome.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I got bottled breast milk.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (They sit.) So, um, Phoebe tells me you, ah, you play piano.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, I, I used to, ah, play keyboards in college.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced. Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) That's okay. We'll talk about (pause) something else. (They pause. They drink.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah? (Mike nods. Another pause.) Well, he and I would probably have a lot to talk about.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Welcome home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.) Oh well, look at you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. What do you think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it looks great. It's just that . . . well, I'm wearing the same thing underneath. So . . .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See what I mean . . . (They kiss.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! How come the door's locked?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just a second.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game. So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, you lied to him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Achhh. It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion. (pause) Except with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Open the door. What's going on? (He knocks.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you . .. (He sees her in her negligee.) Why are you dressed like that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, because, um . . . well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days. So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I thought I heard a man's voice before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I was just doing Chandler's side of the conversation. You know, like, \"Hi, How do I look?\" (As Chandler) \"Really sexy. Could I BE any more turned on?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (pause. He looks over her shoulder at the table with the wine.) Whoa, whoa. Why are there two glasses of wine out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because. . . one of them is for you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Cheers. (She clinks his glass and pulls back.) Okay, buh-bye. (She closes the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, it's funny. I've been, ah, practicing the art of seduction myself. (He raises his hands in front of himself, sticks out his behind, and wiggles it.) Hi ya.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You might want to keep practicing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's Joey. (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.) Hey Joe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, come home!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "COME . . . HOME.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I, I can't. What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya. I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right look. (He walks to the hallway.) If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "NO!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(outside the apartment door) I just heard him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(softly) Can you . . . hear him . . . now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(listens at the door.) No. (pause) All right, I'm going in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Wait!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I heard him again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(writhes as if in agony) All right, look. Just stay there. I'm coming home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Great. I'll see you when you get here. I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that really necessary?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely. You'd do it for me. Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Shouldn't the pizza be here by now? I mean, they said thirty minutes or less. Well, how long has it been?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I do. I do. Although, it's actually a lager.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know. We could look it up.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God. Remember the girls' nights we used to have sitting around talking about you and Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God. It seems like forever ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. (sighs) So, what's going on with you and Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, um . . . I don't know. I mean, for a long time nothing. But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! I love things. What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked. And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eye-contact?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mm-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hope you were using protection.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I haven't seen you in like.. a year.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "mh hmm..", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh.... its Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Amy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Amy, you remember Ross.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That was me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Careful. <hands Chandler a china plate> Careful. CAREFUL!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh suddenly, flowers are feminine? < Phoebe comes in>", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey happy Thanksgiving.. Pheebs! <motions her to come over>", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what's going on Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I.. I.. I need a good lie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh okay. How about the whole \"man walking on the moon\" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, honey. You stink at lying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really. Okay. let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffee house, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone-who took it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said \"Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's\" and he said.. <pause> He said.. \"Joey you stink at lying.\" What am I going to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great, that'd be great. Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, what.. what was the work thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh.. <forgetting what the work thing was, rolls up his sleeve on his right arm and shows Phoebe, she looks>", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Pick up grandma at the airport\"?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.. man..", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure, we don't live there but...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "God she is unbelievable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I mean a PhD is just as good as an MD.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? What happened?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Don't say that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, you want to go upstairs?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, I think thats a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Pheebs, I still need some help here", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh we just put her down for a nap.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats a great movie. <she claps>", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Emma.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "PHOE-BE.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. <pinches Ross' arm>", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe I won.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica is Ross' sister.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That was me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Now see, this way you protect the plate.. and lets face it you have fun.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well actually...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah he's lying. He looked down.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats not how you see me, is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, Monica would have to give her up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I lie better then that, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's your movie! <claps>", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you learn these things. You grow into it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying \"Go to your room! You're grounded\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you hear me say \"You're grounded\"?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You said that to me last week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, what happened?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! Nothing with a raccoon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Arg... Alright, I'll take care of it. <throws hands out in the air>", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wait.. What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Setting the table.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "UCHH! <much louder and longer then Amy's>", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? What carrer?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "ooh oooh..", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "uh huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard of other people's feelings?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "ah ha ha. ah ha ha. <evil meancing laughter> It's forty five.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You take that back.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Take it back!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Heey man, I work out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I do pilates.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bring it on!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you just push me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ew! Gross.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mon, I'm so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "By the way, that fight was totally arousing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Well thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, so now do I get Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, but you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you okay Mon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's all right. You can mourn.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Actually its not pies, its just pie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "She needs changing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Broke them all, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You gonna tell her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like only if the queen comes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe not even then. (Joey walks in)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Next week", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye plates!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Something happened with the plates?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uhm... (looks down) Yeah... this uhm... raccoon came in...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yep. That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn. Single are ya?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler Bing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What's up Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, what have we always wanted to do together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . . courtside!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Courtside? Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey just called. He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant. If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But hey, it's courtside. The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr. . . (Pause) That's not the way to convince you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, \"You can't go to the game. You have to spend time with me.\" So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. You're right. I want to see you too. I've just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know? He's really looking forward to this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time. Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult. Tell him that what little time we have is precious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, ah, ah . . . I'll think of something.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! (pause) Wow, You look . . . uh . . . It's just, ah . . . That dress . . . uh . . .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, well, they're good. It's been a while since I've seen you like this. You, you clean up good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, well thank you. (She laughs. He stares for a moment.) Okay, stop. Stop looking at me like that. The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened. (points to Emma.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh right, right. (They pause and exchange a glance. Then, Ross looks away.) So, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from Emma?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun. And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's fine. Actually, I, I invited Mike over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe's Mike?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't know you guys hung out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We don't. But I thought it would be nice to get to know him. You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that's so cute", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. But, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know. He plays piano; I played keyboards in college. He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh. Girl's night out indeed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) Ok. So now, I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything Ross . . .", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, Rach, we'll be fine, all right? You go have fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. You too. And I hope you score. (to Mike) Bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So . . . Welcome.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I got bottled breast milk.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (They sit.) So, um, Phoebe tells me you, ah, you play piano.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, I, I used to, ah, play keyboards in college.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced. Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause) That's okay. We'll talk about (pause) something else. (They pause. They drink.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah? (Mike nods. Another pause.) Well, he and I would probably have a lot to talk about.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Welcome home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.) Oh well, look at you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. What do you think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it looks great. It's just that . . . well, I'm wearing the same thing underneath. So . . .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See what I mean . . . (They kiss.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! How come the door's locked?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just a second.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game. So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, you lied to him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Achhh. It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion. (pause) Except with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Open the door. What's going on? (He knocks.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you . .. (He sees her in her negligee.) Why are you dressed like that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, because, um . . . well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days. So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I thought I heard a man's voice before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I was just doing Chandler's side of the conversation. You know, like, \"Hi, How do I look?\" (As Chandler) \"Really sexy. Could I BE any more turned on?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (pause. He looks over her shoulder at the table with the wine.) Whoa, whoa. Why are there two glasses of wine out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because. . . one of them is for you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Cheers. (She clinks his glass and pulls back.) Okay, buh-bye. (She closes the door.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, it's funny. I've been, ah, practicing the art of seduction myself. (He raises his hands in front of himself, sticks out his behind, and wiggles it.) Hi ya.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You might want to keep practicing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's Joey. (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.) Hey Joe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, come home!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "COME . . . HOME.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I, I can't. What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya. I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right look. (He walks to the hallway.) If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "NO!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(outside the apartment door) I just heard him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(softly) Can you . . . hear him . . . now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(listens at the door.) No. (pause) All right, I'm going in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Wait!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I heard him again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(writhes as if in agony) All right, look. Just stay there. I'm coming home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Great. I'll see you when you get here. I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that really necessary?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely. You'd do it for me. Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Shouldn't the pizza be here by now? I mean, they said thirty minutes or less. Well, how long has it been?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I do. I do. Although, it's actually a lager.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know. We could look it up.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God. Remember the girls' nights we used to have sitting around talking about you and Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God. It seems like forever ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. (sighs) So, what's going on with you and Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, um . . . I don't know. I mean, for a long time nothing. But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! I love things. What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked. And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eye-contact?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mm-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hope you were using protection.", "role": "assistant" } ]