bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why did you invite him?? I can't stand that guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were just being so nice to him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right there! That was so fake!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does he?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh ... (Starts to sing) Happy birth ... (sees Molly leaving) oh, see you later (runs after Molly)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, give me! (opens the box happily, then gets freaked and throws away the box, she and Mon jump up the sofa)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Be careful, be careful! These are my rat babies!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So this is what a stroke feels like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(In a helium voice, holding a balloon) I'm sorry, I got a little occupied.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have to stop them before something happens!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(still helium voice) Right behind you, big guy! (they both head for the door)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I didn't go to college.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Molly ... people don't study acting ...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanx.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(upset) Will the stable boy never get the princess??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok (admits)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, come on in. Molly?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! (Chandler looks at him) The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, you know what, they're our responsibility now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You must think I'm crazy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I just get a little bummed when my birthday's over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mmm hmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(from inside) Again, you're welcome.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you bought me a present! Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card (opens the card). \"From Gavin\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(opens the present, it's a green scarf) Awww, awww, it's beautiful.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "See? Why, Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you ... (he kisses her) and you do that ... (they kiss again)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sings in a helium voice) First I was afraid, I was petrified (very happy)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(walks in) Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(normal voice) Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, I think I've left something here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well someone left this (shows a green jacket). This is yours?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(likes the jacket) No, but I like it. I think I left one of my rat babies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(realizes) Ooh, maybe that's him!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said\"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there.\" And I said \"Maybe if we put some light out there they will\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So are you gonna...talk to her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know when \"That's fine\" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman \"accidentally\" sat on my hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmentalPotluck dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why did I get married?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well it depends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "On...?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On how far along he's in the sex change process!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your knuckles are kinda hairy too...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man! I have to get those done too?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Talking about high maintenance", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey hey! You dye your hair!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm a woman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arghhh! Double standards!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Only if I don't have to get up and sing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's just, I'm not good at singing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "While drinking...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You kissed him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you hated him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Five-month maternity leave, you're back for four days, kiss a co-worker, call in sick, they are lucky to have you!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler Bing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "OK Thanks.(Joey touches the hot wax). I touched the stuff", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh good...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right let's just do this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey it's the most eligible man in NY. How's the moving on going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no, about a month ago she gave her number to some guy in a bar.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did she go out with him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. When he called, I...I threw the message away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah! The high road...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you trying to get everybody divorced?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought I had to make the jokes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you have to be at work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. We only need six more people for a human pyramid...Swoop!! Swoop!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Heres a question", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We still got it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Who is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Right! Yeah! Hold on, I'll be just clean up in here a little bit! Hello Gavin", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no no no", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So did I", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's just a cold", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? What's the matter?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I lied! And I'm not sick! Just stay behind the curtain!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right, right, yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! That's OK! That's OK! That's OK! No no no no! This is my business associate Gavin. He's just being silly.Gavin come out from behind that curtain!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "OK.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I thought it was Ross.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "There isn't. There is totally isn't.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So seriously...rodeo clown?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "\"No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!\" Thank you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No I told you I can't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What have you heard me sing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All the time when you're cooking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah you're always singing \"Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I do rock that one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK so isn't there a little part of you that wants to get up there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just a little but...it's just so scary! I don't even know what I would sing...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "\"Delta Dawn\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right, so that's a firm \"no\". I cannot believe this, I just keep striking out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By drowning or...?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! (he stands)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing \"Delta Dawn\"\"Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? ...\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you totally see through her shirt ?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "\"To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, I need your help.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I'll get new headshot taken, all right, so I want to get my eyebrows shaped", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You may be a sissy but I'll still (pound you out on ground). All right, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do oneeyebrow and now... they dont match!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI dont look stupid for my pictures.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. First of all, this is green!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell am I supposed to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I will help you out but you have to promise me you will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, what.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his business partners.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I guess you dont need my help Victor Victoria!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I dont know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe Vera and my gentle self-loathing touch.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "\"Take me to the mansion in the sky-y\". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Every little bit of you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant believe I did this. I cant believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear thatone shouting look at those tips! I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon', not that you didnt sound good, but...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good? Didnt you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. Thats is the best gift ever.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But, whats great is that you dont mind talking about it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-ah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(pfew). Good choice Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, Ive been looking for you everywhere!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk somebody here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah thats Michelle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just this woman Ive been seeing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youve being seeing someone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, didnt I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we havent being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, thatsmy roommate, Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, and I am also Emmas mother.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I told you about my daughter.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And done!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! I didnt feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I was a little worried I was uncovering a birthmark right aboutthere, but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No problem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen thats a pretty girly hour we just spent, we should add some manly make up for it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Comb my eyelashes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, for my next song I think Ill sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters I am so excited. And make it bouncy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh youll probably take care of that on your hands.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am sorry I am late. Youll understand when youll see Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, youre just in time, Im about to sing another song!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? In front of all this people?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And they love me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, she gives the people what they want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, watch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection...\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are those my wifes nipples?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh? Isnt that funny? I didn't see that before, I wouldn't have let her go up again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta stop this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, who cares, they still love me! \"I am so excited...\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You, touching yourself, out!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow. She does that a lot!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What, what, wait a minute! You havent even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I told you it wasnt long, but there is an amazing connection between us.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you kidding?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well see.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, Ross, whats going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know about that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, Michelle, its time to go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, if its meant to be, Ill guess it. Bye, bye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Score.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, I cant believe youre making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, really!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, really!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about the guy from the bar?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The guy you gave your number to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, how do you know about that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because he called here looking for you. So dont tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? Youve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didnt even have the courtesy to tell me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why didnt I get that message?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From the guy in the bar, why didnt I get that message?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I never gave it to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who am I?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am the guy whos taking care of our baby while youre out at bars meeting guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I cant do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! Thats not the point. Ok? The point is you...you are the oneWho moved on and didnt tell anyone!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! Whats wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation theyAlways ask, what, you live together but youre not a couple? And you have a baby, isnt that weird? And I say No.You know what, its not, because it works for us! But you know this doesnt work. In fact this is the opposite of working!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, clearly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesnt make sense anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ha, oh, of course.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your eyebrows look weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine. So you just touch yourself for anything?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Morning, roomie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fifth day's a charm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, hey, it's been great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that'll do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! So, how are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm, I'm okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, actually it...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, I know lots of girls.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah? Any names come to mind?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, names?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why did you invite him?? I can't stand that guy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were just being so nice to him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right there! That was so fake!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shh!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does he?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh ... (Starts to sing) Happy birth ... (sees Molly leaving) oh, see you later (runs after Molly)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, give me! (opens the box happily, then gets freaked and throws away the box, she and Mon jump up the sofa)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Be careful, be careful! These are my rat babies!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So this is what a stroke feels like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(In a helium voice, holding a balloon) I'm sorry, I got a little occupied.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have to stop them before something happens!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(still helium voice) Right behind you, big guy! (they both head for the door)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I didn't go to college.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Molly ... people don't study acting ...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanx.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(upset) Will the stable boy never get the princess??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok (admits)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, come on in. Molly?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! (Chandler looks at him) The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, you know what, they're our responsibility now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You must think I'm crazy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I just get a little bummed when my birthday's over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mmm hmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(from inside) Again, you're welcome.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you bought me a present! Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card (opens the card). \"From Gavin\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(opens the present, it's a green scarf) Awww, awww, it's beautiful.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "See? Why, Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you ... (he kisses her) and you do that ... (they kiss again)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sings in a helium voice) First I was afraid, I was petrified (very happy)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(walks in) Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(normal voice) Hi", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, I think I've left something here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well someone left this (shows a green jacket). This is yours?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(likes the jacket) No, but I like it. I think I left one of my rat babies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(realizes) Ooh, maybe that's him!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said\"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there.\" And I said \"Maybe if we put some light out there they will\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So are you gonna...talk to her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know when \"That's fine\" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman \"accidentally\" sat on my hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmentalPotluck dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why did I get married?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well it depends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "On...?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On how far along he's in the sex change process!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your knuckles are kinda hairy too...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man! I have to get those done too?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Talking about high maintenance", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey hey! You dye your hair!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm a woman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arghhh! Double standards!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Only if I don't have to get up and sing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's just, I'm not good at singing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "While drinking...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm there!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You kissed him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you hated him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Five-month maternity leave, you're back for four days, kiss a co-worker, call in sick, they are lucky to have you!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler Bing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "OK Thanks.(Joey touches the hot wax). I touched the stuff", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh good...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right let's just do this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey it's the most eligible man in NY. How's the moving on going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no, about a month ago she gave her number to some guy in a bar.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did she go out with him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. When he called, I...I threw the message away.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah! The high road...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you trying to get everybody divorced?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought I had to make the jokes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you have to be at work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. We only need six more people for a human pyramid...Swoop!! Swoop!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Heres a question", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We still got it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Right! Yeah! Hold on, I'll be just clean up in here a little bit! Hello Gavin", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no no no", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So did I", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's just a cold", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? What's the matter?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I lied! And I'm not sick! Just stay behind the curtain!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right, right, yes!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! That's OK! That's OK! That's OK! No no no no! This is my business associate Gavin. He's just being silly.Gavin come out from behind that curtain!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "OK.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I thought it was Ross.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "There isn't. There is totally isn't.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So seriously...rodeo clown?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "\"No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!\" Thank you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No I told you I can't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What have you heard me sing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All the time when you're cooking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah you're always singing \"Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I do rock that one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK so isn't there a little part of you that wants to get up there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just a little but...it's just so scary! I don't even know what I would sing...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "\"Delta Dawn\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Right, so that's a firm \"no\". I cannot believe this, I just keep striking out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By drowning or...?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! (he stands)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing \"Delta Dawn\"\"Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? ...\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you totally see through her shirt ?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "\"To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, I need your help.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I'll get new headshot taken, all right, so I want to get my eyebrows shaped", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You may be a sissy but I'll still (pound you out on ground). All right, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do oneeyebrow and now... they dont match!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI dont look stupid for my pictures.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. First of all, this is green!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell am I supposed to do!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, I will help you out but you have to promise me you will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, what.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his business partners.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I guess you dont need my help Victor Victoria!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I dont know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe Vera and my gentle self-loathing touch.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "\"Take me to the mansion in the sky-y\". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Every little bit of you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant believe I did this. I cant believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear thatone shouting look at those tips! I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mon', not that you didnt sound good, but...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good? Didnt you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. Thats is the best gift ever.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But, whats great is that you dont mind talking about it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-ah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(pfew). Good choice Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, Ive been looking for you everywhere!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk somebody here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah thats Michelle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just this woman Ive been seeing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youve being seeing someone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, didnt I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we havent being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, thatsmy roommate, Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, and I am also Emmas mother.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I told you about my daughter.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And done!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! I didnt feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I was a little worried I was uncovering a birthmark right aboutthere, but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No problem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen thats a pretty girly hour we just spent, we should add some manly make up for it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Comb my eyelashes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, for my next song I think Ill sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters I am so excited. And make it bouncy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh youll probably take care of that on your hands.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am sorry I am late. Youll understand when youll see Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, youre just in time, Im about to sing another song!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? In front of all this people?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And they love me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, she gives the people what they want.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, watch!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection...\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are those my wifes nipples?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh? Isnt that funny? I didn't see that before, I wouldn't have let her go up again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta stop this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, who cares, they still love me! \"I am so excited...\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You, touching yourself, out!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow. She does that a lot!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What, what, wait a minute! You havent even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I told you it wasnt long, but there is an amazing connection between us.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you kidding?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well see.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, Ross, whats going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know about that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, Michelle, its time to go.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, if its meant to be, Ill guess it. Bye, bye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Score.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, I cant believe youre making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, really!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, really!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about the guy from the bar?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The guy you gave your number to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, how do you know about that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because he called here looking for you. So dont tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? Youve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didnt even have the courtesy to tell me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why didnt I get that message?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From the guy in the bar, why didnt I get that message?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I never gave it to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who am I?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am the guy whos taking care of our baby while youre out at bars meeting guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I cant do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! Thats not the point. Ok? The point is you...you are the oneWho moved on and didnt tell anyone!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! Whats wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation theyAlways ask, what, you live together but youre not a couple? And you have a baby, isnt that weird? And I say No.You know what, its not, because it works for us! But you know this doesnt work. In fact this is the opposite of working!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, clearly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesnt make sense anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ha, oh, of course.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your eyebrows look weird.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine. So you just touch yourself for anything?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Morning, roomie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fifth day's a charm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, hey, it's been great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that'll do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! So, how are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm, I'm okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, actually it...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, I know lots of girls.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah? Any names come to mind?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, names?", "role": "assistant" } ]