bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Actually, I really need", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes ahahaaa (He seems to be in pain)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(walking on the spot) \"I think you know!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "\"I am what you made me! You know what?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "\"I could go right now.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(urgent) \"I, oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(disbelieving) I did?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure, yeah. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go. (He grabs his jacket and limps out of the room)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Putting on the sneakers thought I'd get into a younger mindset, you know, to see if it sparked anything", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, anything yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, how's this", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Probably wanna know what I'm doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, that seems about right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yesterday at my audition, I really had to pee, and apparently, having to pee makes me a really good actor. I got a call-back, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way, that egg nog in our fridge was great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, that was formula.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We gotta get more of that. (He leaves the apartment)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sitting on the couch) You know what these aren't half-bad! (to Rachel) You should suggest something like these to Ralph Lauren.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, first of all, that's stupid and second of all, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright (He stands wearing the sneakers on) I feel youger already!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on the floor) Yah, I think I broke my hip.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(spotting Ross) Hey, you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, how was class?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No one ever asked me that, what's wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing, I really wanna know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh (He looks positively surprised) Well, uhm, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Alright, nothing is worth this. Uhm, I have a confession to make uhm, okay, you know, that girl that mugged you when you were a kid", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disbelieving) Wh-What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it wasn't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, it was.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it wasn't. You don't think I would've defended myself against a fourteen year-old", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting, pinching his year) \"Gimme your money, punk!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Oh my god, it was you! I can't believe it, you you mugged me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(apologetic) Yeah, and I'm so, so sorry, Ross, I'm sorry, but, you know, if you think about it, it's kinda neat. (She smiles at him, but he doesn't understand) I mean, well, it's just that I I've always felt kinda like an outsider, you know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now, you and I have have a great one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not the best!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I'm sorry, please forgive me. I don't know what to say", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(indignant) There's nothing you can say. That was the most humiliating thing that ever happened to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Even more humiliating than", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Hey, let's not do this!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay (He stands up) You start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes. He's about my age", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "A-huh. So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control, you know maybe he falls maybe hurts himself. Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes. He jumps over the old guy and laughs, and the line reads", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, thank you, sir or man-who's-two-years-younger-than-me (He sits down again)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(over-enthusiastic) I don't know, I don' I don' know! I was just trying to get into a young mindset, you know, and it just started to flow.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The cold weather hurts my hip!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Ross! (He lowers his newspaper and scowls at her) I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, go ahead. Whoops, sorry, sure, go ahead. (He raises his hands as if being mugged)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just really wanted to apologize again and and also show you something I think you'll find very exciting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(faking enthusiasm) Oh my god, crap from the street? (She smiles excitedly, but Ross just turns back to his newspaper)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Ross, in this box are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell or smoke. (Ross looks at her in astonishment) Anyway, I was looking through it and I found \"Science Boy\" (She holds up some sheets of paper and hands them to Ross)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god. (He sighs) I never thought I'd see this again. (He browses trough the pages) It's all here. What made you save it all these years?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't say, I just thought it was really good and maybe would be worth something some day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You really thought \"Science Boy\" was worth saving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but you should know, I also have a jar of vaseline and a cat skull in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still this is amazing Oh my god, thank you, Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're welcome. And thank you for \"Science Boy\". I learned a lot from him", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're welcome.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(hoping frantically on the spot, screaming) \"I need an answer!\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "\"You know!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "\"I need an answer now!\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(screaming) Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "\"You knew this all along and you never told me? You never told me? I can never forgive you, I can never forgive myself, I have nothing to live for Bang End Scene!\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(in pain) Oh thanks, thanks! Now, I really have to get", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, that's a big cable bill! Huh, you don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn on a Saturday afternoon?! (shocked) I was in the house!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, uhm, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "that she was the huge guy that mugged you? Yah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I see. You didn't happen to tell", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "everybody we know? Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great. Thanks! (He leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! We're not borrowing money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why??", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I want you to stay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why don't you turn them inside ou...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll miss you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! Ok...I'll go get the tube top.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say \"Hell yeah!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I've always wanted to live with a guy. \"Pick up your socks!\" \"Put down the toilet seat!\" \"No! We're not having sex anymore!\" It's gonna be fun!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But Chandler lent you money!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...how much?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two thousand dollars?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel enters)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi you guys!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oo...what's in the bag?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. \"Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!\" or er.. \"Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!\" Huh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're gonna do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, women can. You can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're a pig. And you can't do this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The hardware store is right down the street.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There is a hardware store right down the street?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing \"This is what my sister would look like\" (Looks at Chandler)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.... she's not so cute.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, well you put down the toilet seat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Is that a bit you guys do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh huh...we're playing you two.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes dear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hear wedding bells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! You bet roomy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you mean..groomy?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "China patterns!!!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What do you mean you know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh ok.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To himself) I am on fire!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Err... Kind of.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money problems, it was for something for her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something personal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Boob job.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Wow.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Was it really that bad?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But it's just...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah I get that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you gave in and decided to call someone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't look at me I never get his jokes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No you really think that's what it is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You heard him! \"No bigger!\" \"You're perfect!\" \"Just don't get any bigger!\" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Never?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Never.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "wow, are you still going to move in with him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not how you really feel is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously? You divorce-o?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you have to call me name, I prefer \"Ross the Divorcer\". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's ok that's how you feel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do love Mike.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Divorcer, to the rescue!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not cooler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I just hurt it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection. (kisses monica) Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About that? Erm...I'm going to change.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But honey you don't have to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm going to get bigger!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Argh. fascist", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "your ass?!?!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They...do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's kind of a package deal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought I was something that we both wanted!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sedated) What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because she is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! What do you guys think about this. \"Ross", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Better.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day and I hope I was a little helpful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They are awfully boxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh huh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey hey, can I help?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know sometimes your words... they hurt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey uh, where do you guys want this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle room? None at all?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right. Except that I do want to get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(voice strained) Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Someday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aaaaand....... hernia.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you gonna change yours?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't want it to end either.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm so sorry Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're all sorry... (They have a group hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... (He takes a box out, about to close fridge, then thinks.) Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Ready to go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, let me just finish this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doin'?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless .", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bet she'd sleep with you now...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No... I already e-mailed her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me see what you wrote about yourself", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! (he throws the basketball against a table again)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) \"Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had\"... aaand SEND!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he stops Chandler from posting the message) No, no, no... what do... you can't do that to him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he comes back) Alright, let's go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross' hands)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! How was basketball?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no! Who did that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler... hey... (he goes towards his room but he stops near Emma's cot) Rach... what's Hugsy doin' in the crib with Emma? (he looks puzzled)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still very puzzled) Oh, yeah... of course... yeah... it's a stuffed animal... you know... it's for kids... not for adults... I know that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey... are you sure? I mean, I know how much you love him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel... let's be clear on this, ok? I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right... Oh, Emma loves him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why wouldn't she? He's a wonderful person!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Phoebe... how you doin'? You feelin' better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm so sorry!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not gonna need my help?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well no, when I get to the point where... you know... I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike... I'm gonna come to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good, 'cause I've already thought of 3... 4! I've just thought of a fourth (he goes towards the counter)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you got it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? If that's what you want...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was a test and you just failed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it! Rookie mistake!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I believe I read that somewhere!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I respectfully disagree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who cares? Nobody reads those things", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't have a page.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(threatening Joey with a scrunchy)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(placing Hugsy back in the crib) There you go sweetie... (to Emma) This isn't over.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) \"gay as the day is long\"?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you'll see my friend.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(visibly upset) I'm dead?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(faking sympathy) And so young.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, how you died was funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, hit by a blimp?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It kills over one americans every year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "God, I wish Mike were here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta call him. Just to talk to him, there's no harm in that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And now your cell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay (she takes a huge, clearly obsolete cellphone she keeps in a closet and gives it to Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is your cellphone?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is your current cellphone?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, where's your purse?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no! Give it to me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can't have it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give it to me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No (tucks it in her pants)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll go in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disbelievingly) Oh yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe come here", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Haha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Make the transfer! (She does so)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But he's the same.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But he's the same.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's the same!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Haha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Those are my shoes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, when you get over this breakup we need to go shopping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Who's that? (goes to open door)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I ordered Chinese food.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Mike) What are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit Phoebe! How did you even call him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There is a speakerphone on the base unit...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Mike) This doesn't concern you!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend (to Phoebe) and Mike's friend (Mike is sceptical).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sit down.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! (sits herself down between them)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Actually, I really need", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes ahahaaa (He seems to be in pain)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(walking on the spot) \"I think you know!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "\"I am what you made me! You know what?\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "\"I could go right now.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(urgent) \"I, oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(disbelieving) I did?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure, yeah. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go. (He grabs his jacket and limps out of the room)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Putting on the sneakers thought I'd get into a younger mindset, you know, to see if it sparked anything", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, anything yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, how's this", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Probably wanna know what I'm doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, that seems about right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yesterday at my audition, I really had to pee, and apparently, having to pee makes me a really good actor. I got a call-back, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way, that egg nog in our fridge was great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, that was formula.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We gotta get more of that. (He leaves the apartment)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sitting on the couch) You know what these aren't half-bad! (to Rachel) You should suggest something like these to Ralph Lauren.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, first of all, that's stupid and second of all, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright (He stands wearing the sneakers on) I feel youger already!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on the floor) Yah, I think I broke my hip.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(spotting Ross) Hey, you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, how was class?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No one ever asked me that, what's wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing, I really wanna know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh (He looks positively surprised) Well, uhm, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Alright, nothing is worth this. Uhm, I have a confession to make uhm, okay, you know, that girl that mugged you when you were a kid", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disbelieving) Wh-What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it wasn't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, it was.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it wasn't. You don't think I would've defended myself against a fourteen year-old", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting, pinching his year) \"Gimme your money, punk!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shocked) Oh my god, it was you! I can't believe it, you you mugged me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(apologetic) Yeah, and I'm so, so sorry, Ross, I'm sorry, but, you know, if you think about it, it's kinda neat. (She smiles at him, but he doesn't understand) I mean, well, it's just that I I've always felt kinda like an outsider, you know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now, you and I have have a great one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not the best!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I'm sorry, please forgive me. I don't know what to say", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(indignant) There's nothing you can say. That was the most humiliating thing that ever happened to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Even more humiliating than", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Hey, let's not do this!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay (He stands up) You start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes. He's about my age", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "A-huh. So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control, you know maybe he falls maybe hurts himself. Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes. He jumps over the old guy and laughs, and the line reads", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, thank you, sir or man-who's-two-years-younger-than-me (He sits down again)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(over-enthusiastic) I don't know, I don' I don' know! I was just trying to get into a young mindset, you know, and it just started to flow.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The cold weather hurts my hip!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Ross! (He lowers his newspaper and scowls at her) I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, go ahead. Whoops, sorry, sure, go ahead. (He raises his hands as if being mugged)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just really wanted to apologize again and and also show you something I think you'll find very exciting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(faking enthusiasm) Oh my god, crap from the street? (She smiles excitedly, but Ross just turns back to his newspaper)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Ross, in this box are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell or smoke. (Ross looks at her in astonishment) Anyway, I was looking through it and I found \"Science Boy\" (She holds up some sheets of paper and hands them to Ross)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god. (He sighs) I never thought I'd see this again. (He browses trough the pages) It's all here. What made you save it all these years?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't say, I just thought it was really good and maybe would be worth something some day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You really thought \"Science Boy\" was worth saving!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but you should know, I also have a jar of vaseline and a cat skull in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still this is amazing Oh my god, thank you, Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're welcome. And thank you for \"Science Boy\". I learned a lot from him", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're welcome.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(hoping frantically on the spot, screaming) \"I need an answer!\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "\"You know!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "\"I need an answer now!\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(screaming) Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "\"You knew this all along and you never told me? You never told me? I can never forgive you, I can never forgive myself, I have nothing to live for Bang End Scene!\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(in pain) Oh thanks, thanks! Now, I really have to get", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, that's a big cable bill! Huh, you don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn on a Saturday afternoon?! (shocked) I was in the house!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey, uhm, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "that she was the huge guy that mugged you? Yah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I see. You didn't happen to tell", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "everybody we know? Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great. Thanks! (He leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! We're not borrowing money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why??", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I want you to stay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why don't you turn them inside ou...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'll miss you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Great! Ok...I'll go get the tube top.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say \"Hell yeah!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I've always wanted to live with a guy. \"Pick up your socks!\" \"Put down the toilet seat!\" \"No! We're not having sex anymore!\" It's gonna be fun!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But Chandler lent you money!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...how much?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two thousand dollars?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel enters)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi you guys!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oo...what's in the bag?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. \"Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!\" or er.. \"Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!\" Huh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're gonna do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, women can. You can't.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're a pig. And you can't do this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The hardware store is right down the street.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There is a hardware store right down the street?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing \"This is what my sister would look like\" (Looks at Chandler)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.... she's not so cute.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, well you put down the toilet seat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Is that a bit you guys do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh huh...we're playing you two.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes dear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hear wedding bells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! You bet roomy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you mean..groomy?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "China patterns!!!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? What do you mean you know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh ok.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To himself) I am on fire!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Err... Kind of.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money problems, it was for something for her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something personal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Boob job.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Wow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Was it really that bad?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But it's just...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah I get that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you gave in and decided to call someone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't look at me I never get his jokes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No you really think that's what it is?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You heard him! \"No bigger!\" \"You're perfect!\" \"Just don't get any bigger!\" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Never?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Never.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "wow, are you still going to move in with him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's not how you really feel is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously? You divorce-o?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you have to call me name, I prefer \"Ross the Divorcer\". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's ok that's how you feel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do love Mike.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Divorcer, to the rescue!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not cooler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I just hurt it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection. (kisses monica) Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About that? Erm...I'm going to change.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But honey you don't have to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm going to get bigger!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Argh. fascist", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "your ass?!?!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They...do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's kind of a package deal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought I was something that we both wanted!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sedated) What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because she is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! What do you guys think about this. \"Ross", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Better.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day and I hope I was a little helpful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They are awfully boxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh huh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey hey, can I help?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know sometimes your words... they hurt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey uh, where do you guys want this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle room? None at all?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right. Except that I do want to get married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(voice strained) Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Someday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aaaaand....... hernia.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you gonna change yours?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't want it to end either.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm so sorry Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're all sorry... (They have a group hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... (He takes a box out, about to close fridge, then thinks.) Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Ready to go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, let me just finish this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doin'?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless .", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bet she'd sleep with you now...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No... I already e-mailed her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me see what you wrote about yourself", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! (he throws the basketball against a table again)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) \"Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had\"... aaand SEND!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(he stops Chandler from posting the message) No, no, no... what do... you can't do that to him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he comes back) Alright, let's go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross' hands)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! How was basketball?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no! Who did that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler... hey... (he goes towards his room but he stops near Emma's cot) Rach... what's Hugsy doin' in the crib with Emma? (he looks puzzled)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still very puzzled) Oh, yeah... of course... yeah... it's a stuffed animal... you know... it's for kids... not for adults... I know that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey... are you sure? I mean, I know how much you love him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel... let's be clear on this, ok? I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right... Oh, Emma loves him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why wouldn't she? He's a wonderful person!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Phoebe... how you doin'? You feelin' better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm so sorry!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not gonna need my help?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well no, when I get to the point where... you know... I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike... I'm gonna come to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh good, 'cause I've already thought of 3... 4! I've just thought of a fourth (he goes towards the counter)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you got it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? If that's what you want...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was a test and you just failed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it! Rookie mistake!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I believe I read that somewhere!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I respectfully disagree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who cares? Nobody reads those things", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't have a page.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(threatening Joey with a scrunchy)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(placing Hugsy back in the crib) There you go sweetie... (to Emma) This isn't over.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) \"gay as the day is long\"?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you'll see my friend.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(visibly upset) I'm dead?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(faking sympathy) And so young.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, how you died was funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, hit by a blimp?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It kills over one americans every year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "God, I wish Mike were here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gotta call him. Just to talk to him, there's no harm in that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And now your cell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay (she takes a huge, clearly obsolete cellphone she keeps in a closet and gives it to Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is your cellphone?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is your current cellphone?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, where's your purse?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no! Give it to me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can't have it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give it to me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No (tucks it in her pants)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll go in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disbelievingly) Oh yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe come here", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Haha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Make the transfer! (She does so)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But he's the same.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But he's the same.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, come on!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's the same!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Haha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Those are my shoes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, when you get over this breakup we need to go shopping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who's that? (goes to open door)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I ordered Chinese food.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Mike) What are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit Phoebe! How did you even call him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There is a speakerphone on the base unit...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Mike) This doesn't concern you!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend (to Phoebe) and Mike's friend (Mike is sceptical).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sit down.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! (sits herself down between them)", "role": "user" } ]