bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

conversations listlengths 1 62
[ { "content": "Eh... Heart Disease, Alzheimers, gout?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We're just making conversation. (Chandler makes an agreeing-sound)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an \"ok\" sign)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good plan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. (Phoebe starts to walk in the opposite direction though. Rachel sees and follows her) Wha...? where? Where are you going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at \"who's more over who\"! (at which she walks away)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Charlie) Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(after a pause) Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Looks ashamed) I try...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To the still half asleep Professor) Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you! (hugs him whilst still on his lap)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(impressed) Wow! You look... (drops the cookie)... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure? Because I'm really dreading going to this party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then don't go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "David?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! (they hug)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. What-what are you doing here?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What happened?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Good!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(disappointed) Oh, good for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mike and I broke up.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well... (pause) no.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'd love to.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok. (they walk away together)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, got it, stay upwind of me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, that's David.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(disapprovingly) Tip of the iceberg.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you just tired now or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I think we've found our sperm!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does seem pretty perfect.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's better!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you know this leaves us with...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Adoption.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you feel about that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think I feel ok about it. Actually I think I feel really good about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(excitedly) Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We are gonna be great parents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And it could be soon. I mean, think about it", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Zack!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would ya?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mmh-mmh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Emma) Can you say Barbados?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Barbados!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, \"island's stuff\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, right, because he's a scientist!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(very excited) Look at all these paleontologists!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That... never happens...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! This is very flattering, uh...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, uh... Sure! Uhm... \"Dear...\" (he takes the notepad)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "\"... Sarah. I dig you\", Uh? \"Doctor Ross Geller\".", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called \"The Days of Our Lives\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, it's just \"Days of Our Lives\"... there's no the.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's the same as \"it has something to do with wind\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mike?? Who's Mike?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(upset) She does?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pinching her) Let's get you out of here!! (they go outside)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "At least you took me down with you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess, in time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I wouldn't read too much into it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Seriously, we're gonna do this?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I didn't mean now...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "David, I'm pretending to read here!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You really should have been more clear about that!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! ah! eh... Britney Spears!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You could say", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Charlie) Ready to go?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(smiling) Will you wear a thong?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(a little embarassed by their conversation) I'm good, I have dinner plans (moves away from them).", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, why?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh man!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! (removes a small plastic spade used by children to play on the beach from his backpack)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling cheekily) I do! Want a hint? huh? \"I do\" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) \"I do\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "David is going to propose to Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? (looks very shocked) Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say \"No\", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, that's some bad advice!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Hey what's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shouts to Chandler) And make sure our room isn't next to theirs (points to Phoebe).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, right!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(slaps him on the shoulder) Nice! (goes to Monica)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That would be advice!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking very serious) I need to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you leaving \"The Supremes\"? (Monica and Phoebe go to one side)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow? Really? That's fantastic!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Look, ok, bottom line", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "By using CT scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The chocolates aren't here yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, is it on the computer, cuz I'd love to give it a read...?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(offended) What? (pause) May I?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking out the window) What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's not the time Charlie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(at the laptop) Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, oh my God. What did you do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, why would you open it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it didn't say \"This is a virus\"!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did it say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nude... (Ross looks at him)... pictures of Anna Kournikova. I'm so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "NO! I don't!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's really gone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just feel awful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same \"I'm gonna kill you\" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get out! (Chandler runs out)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what do you do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wha... what you really think we can do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a \"Galaxy far, far away\"? (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. Joey and Rachel decide to leave).", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole \"I never want to get married\" thing and step up!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say \"yes\" but I know she really wants to be with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I... I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! (Tries to move her huge hair away from the phone, in vain)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sarcastically) Well, I hope you're happy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pretending not to sense the tone) Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe is going to say \"Yes\" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe is going to say \"yes\"? That's, that's great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And there's not chance that will work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing at her) Oooooooh! Meddler! Meddler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This vacation sucks!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I've brought some books. We could read.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We can't. We're not pharmacists!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up another badge) Eva Trorro... womba...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (they walk away)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, that's it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, we did it! (he sits beside her and skims through her notes excitedly)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Eh... Heart Disease, Alzheimers, gout?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We're just making conversation. (Chandler makes an agreeing-sound)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an \"ok\" sign)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good plan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok. (Phoebe starts to walk in the opposite direction though. Rachel sees and follows her) Wha...? where? Where are you going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at \"who's more over who\"! (at which she walks away)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Charlie) Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(after a pause) Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Looks ashamed) I try...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To the still half asleep Professor) Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you! (hugs him whilst still on his lap)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(impressed) Wow! You look... (drops the cookie)... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure? Because I'm really dreading going to this party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then don't go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "David?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! (they hug)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. What-what are you doing here?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What happened?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Good!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(disappointed) Oh, good for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mike and I broke up.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well... (pause) no.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'd love to.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok. (they walk away together)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, got it, stay upwind of me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, that's David.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(disapprovingly) Tip of the iceberg.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you just tired now or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I think we've found our sperm!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does seem pretty perfect.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's better!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you know this leaves us with...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Adoption.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you feel about that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think I feel ok about it. Actually I think I feel really good about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(excitedly) Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We are gonna be great parents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And it could be soon. I mean, think about it", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Zack!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would ya?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mmh-mmh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Emma) Can you say Barbados?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Barbados!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, \"island's stuff\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, right, because he's a scientist!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(very excited) Look at all these paleontologists!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That... never happens...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! This is very flattering, uh...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, uh... Sure! Uhm... \"Dear...\" (he takes the notepad)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "\"... Sarah. I dig you\", Uh? \"Doctor Ross Geller\".", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called \"The Days of Our Lives\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude, it's just \"Days of Our Lives\"... there's no the.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's the same as \"it has something to do with wind\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mike?? Who's Mike?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(upset) She does?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pinching her) Let's get you out of here!! (they go outside)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "At least you took me down with you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess, in time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I wouldn't read too much into it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Seriously, we're gonna do this?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I didn't mean now...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "David, I'm pretending to read here!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You really should have been more clear about that!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! ah! eh... Britney Spears!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You could say", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Charlie) Ready to go?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(smiling) Will you wear a thong?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(a little embarassed by their conversation) I'm good, I have dinner plans (moves away from them).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, why?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh man!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! (removes a small plastic spade used by children to play on the beach from his backpack)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling cheekily) I do! Want a hint? huh? \"I do\" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) \"I do\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "David is going to propose to Phoebe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? (looks very shocked) Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say \"No\", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, that's some bad advice!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Hey what's going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(shouts to Chandler) And make sure our room isn't next to theirs (points to Phoebe).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, right!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(slaps him on the shoulder) Nice! (goes to Monica)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That would be advice!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking very serious) I need to talk to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you leaving \"The Supremes\"? (Monica and Phoebe go to one side)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow? Really? That's fantastic!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Look, ok, bottom line", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "By using CT scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The chocolates aren't here yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, is it on the computer, cuz I'd love to give it a read...?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(offended) What? (pause) May I?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking out the window) What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's not the time Charlie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(at the laptop) Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, oh my God. What did you do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, why would you open it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it didn't say \"This is a virus\"!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did it say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nude... (Ross looks at him)... pictures of Anna Kournikova. I'm so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "NO! I don't!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's really gone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just feel awful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same \"I'm gonna kill you\" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get out! (Chandler runs out)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what do you do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wha... what you really think we can do that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a \"Galaxy far, far away\"? (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. Joey and Rachel decide to leave).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole \"I never want to get married\" thing and step up!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say \"yes\" but I know she really wants to be with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I... I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! (Tries to move her huge hair away from the phone, in vain)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sarcastically) Well, I hope you're happy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pretending not to sense the tone) Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe is going to say \"Yes\" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe is going to say \"yes\"? That's, that's great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And there's not chance that will work?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing at her) Oooooooh! Meddler! Meddler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This vacation sucks!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I've brought some books. We could read.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We can't. We're not pharmacists!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up another badge) Eva Trorro... womba...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (they walk away)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, that's it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, we did it! (he sits beside her and skims through her notes excitedly)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.", "role": "user" } ]