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[
{
"content": "Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, I love you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. (they clink glasses and drink)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, odd thing to get excited about!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! High-five! (they high-five)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(embarassed) Me neither.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(takes a sip from her drink, embarassed) No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There it is, you're blushing!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it? (tickles her a little)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tell me who it is.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey! (she walks away; Joey goes after her teasing and tickling her)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(eagerly) Yeah, who is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do ya?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, hey look, and this isn't over, because I really wanna know who...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Later! La...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. (they leave)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok. See you, bye.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Night.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) \"Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh...\" Spit it out, David!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure, ok, yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, Mike!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, Mike's here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "IT'S THE HUMIDITY!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you, what are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? (Phoebe looks very flattered) Now, I don't actually have a ring...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiles at him happily for a few seconds before answering) No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I might have said yes, but that would have been wrong.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! (they hug)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to everybody) BECAUSE OF OUR MEDDLING! Alright?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know (she snuggles to him)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(walking in hurriedly) Open your drapes! Open your drapes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The sun is out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Remember when I had corneas?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nooo!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Damn it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(from across the wall) Walls are pretty thin, guys!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to a paleontologist sitting next to him) Not to mention the cold sores.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the one sitting next to him) Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster [1] is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He said \"erectus\"!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, he really said it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Erectus?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Homo.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(concluding his speech)... in a very real way we can bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century. (pauses) Thank you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thanks guys!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(with a frozen smile on his face, realizing something's wrong with Jarvis) Ok... now... now we're just holding hands! (pulls his hand away)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right! Well, uh... (to Monica) we're gonna hit the beach?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross, in a flattering tone) It was really... great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thank you so much!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and so funny!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(skating over, embarrassed) Ok!... Uh... excuse me? Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (she turns to him) Well...? (in expectation)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were (giggles) mouthing the words along with me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(realizing his joke wasn't so good, but still giggling) Look, I took it too far!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, what are we gonna do today?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pleasantly surprised) Ping pong? (to Chandler) Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't think so!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(disappointed) Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm not always that bad!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(hesitatingly) I punched you...?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And...?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... Phoebe...?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "... and...?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I clunked your heads together!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! A little bit, yeah...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "C'mon guys, it'll be fun!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But then how do we know who wins?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nobody wins!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, we're just four losers... SUPER!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm not playing with you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I'm out.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiling) OK!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She gets crazy! This scar (points to his forehead) is from Pictionary!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure! Got to!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aww!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(nearly whispering) Oh dear God, there's two of them!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hell, yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Did you know this about him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No idea! I though he was soft like you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How much were you thinking?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make it fifty!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(nearly shouting) One thousand...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting her) OK!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(picks up a coin from her bra) Monica, you call it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Heads! No, Tails! He-he-heads!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Tails!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(angry) Ow, what are the chances!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ha! My point!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiling proudly) He was a lawyer!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Weather bitch! (turns the TV off)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(downhearted) Hey...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(worried) What, is everything ok?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh... Charlie and I broke up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nooooo, why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh well, she said we have nothing in common.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughing) Oh, that's crazy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, it's not, we have nothing in common!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... yeah, it's true.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pretending to be offended) What, hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "W-What are you, what are you talking about?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I'm not talking about her...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But then who? The waitress I went out with last month? (gives her a meaningful look)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know? Forget it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, sure!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You like me? (shuts the door)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(nearly whispering) Ok, let's not make a big thing about this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) That's a huge thing!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What... for how long?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Only like a month!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(outraged) A MONTH??",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stands up) I just have one question!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shoot!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(desperate) What the hell are you doin'???",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, am I curious? I mean, I am as curious as... as... George!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(puzzled) Who...?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "CURIOUS GEORGE (see link)! You know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yes, of course, I remember him!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, he had a paper route.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I know, yeah I know we're great but Rach no... this... this can't happen!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But can it... just... happen a little bit?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! It can't happen at all!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But why, why not?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But that wasn't gonna stop you before!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldn't be right... (painfully) I'm sorry...!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(regretful) I'm sorry, too! (they look at each other sadly, then she recollects, and puts her hands over her eyes) OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "NO! No-no-no-no-no-no! Hey! Hey, we'll be fine! Li... hey, like you said",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's not a big deal!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "NO BIG DEAL!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's so not a big deal!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! I'll see ya later! Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, I...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "AAAHHHH!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, yeaaah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "AH YEAAAAH!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Do you really find this attractive on him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at Mike) Oh, yeah! (turning to Chandler) Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, damn it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pointing at Mike and shouting) I sleep with him!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "NO, NO, NOOO!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Best out of three?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Mike) Serve the ball, chump!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Mike) Ok Mike, better come back Mike, better come back.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Get Out!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, wh-what happened?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I knew that was him!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(holding her hand) Hey, you ok?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(exhausted) Ok, look! Enough is enough!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What about the obsessive cleaning?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's just good sense!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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