bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "(on the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? (pause) Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel like I am forgetting something... Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? (pause) Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What did you get?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "USA Today", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice, put it with the others.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I also got... two more apples.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We are four short of a bush-o (pause). God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's not cool.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but the batteries...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you, thank you very much!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's celebrate with some maple candy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "At least tell me where you hid it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I ask you a question?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! I mean, that was pretty intense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you think brought than on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A love scene? With who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Olivia.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Olivia? I thought she was marrying Connor! (pause) Oh right, real life more important.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So do you think that my dream means anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You took the same class twice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was hard!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right, yeah, ok, I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, ok. Fine, I'll just, I'll take the hat back (she puts the hat in a bag and she crushes it angrily on the floor with her foot).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, we're still on that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't say your songs were not good enough.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tiny portions?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well, \"excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but (peering through her spectacles) I can't see it, I can't see it\"!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, it's not about quantity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well...it's not about quality.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ear plugs, or cloves of garlic?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are people having, the garlic Martini?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's something new in the bowl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, we have enough, just walk away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but I want...I want the pinecones!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's a forest right outside.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not the same.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, go quick!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the receptionist) Thank you for a delightful stay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, my maple candy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Food here at 'Javu'..will kill you..the food here at 'Javu' ...will kill you..", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you have to stop playing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? (a few people raise their hands) Ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, let me ask you this question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention never hurt anyone? (a few raise their hands)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well, alright, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine, but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll taking? (all raise their hands).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against her friend's cooking which she actually thinks is pretty great! (raises her hand)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry too... (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(smiling, raising her hand) Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I thought I got it all!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks puzzled) How...how...?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "uh-huh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to herself) Wow...definitely just Drake...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What...how is it going with Drake?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh...I don't think it's going very well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What...that scene I saw was so good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So...I've never played that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love before?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh...well...just once...with you...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks touched) Joey, you never..you never talked about that before...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I got you something from Vermont! (Sits down at the table)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(browsing through a diary) Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I could fall asleep at a play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's a one-woman play called \"Why don't you like me", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It sounds interesting!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? How come that you don't have to go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(browsing through a diary) Uh, let's see, who do I hate?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gets up from the sofa and moves to the kitchen but Joey blocks her way) Oh, sorry... Oops, sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(lifts Rachel up and moves her behind him so she can walk on) Hey, here you go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I don't think it ever works. Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No reason.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who do you wanna fool around with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with high pitched voice) Nobody, forget it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(giggling and whispering) Maybe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering) You can't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with \"because\") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the hall.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You wanna fool around with Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who, who are they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know them from work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Both of them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, one of them...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, what were the names I just said?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell are you cooking!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's so bad about that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's I just know they're gonna be a couple of windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(fingering her elbow)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking his elbow, where there's a patch) These aren't suede.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, hi, I'm Ross Geller.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Is he gonna introduce us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, ha, I wrote that in one minute.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to chandler) Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't think so.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is \"if you can't come on time, then don't come at all\". (pause) An option that many of my students use. (pause) Shall we?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, damn it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering the room) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's happenin'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... (she plays the answering machine)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling) Stupid Jane Rogers!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angry) You are having a party tonight??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do it every year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do that every year??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, then so you just invite me...!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(very bored, he tries to avoid the conversation speaking to Charlie) So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So basically all nuts?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I've lost the will to live.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, ah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Ranion's theory of species variegation?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) So, did you two have fun?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, she's great! I mean, we-we have so much in common and she's just cool, and funny...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Wh-what's wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "... Ok, who is this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not sick!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Yes, I am!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, what is this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(aloud) WHAT?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at them) Wh-what's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok professor or detective?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And that horrible museum tour!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I arranged that...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We know about your party Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The game's over! Take off your robe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks perplexed and opens up his robe) Ok... I mean...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Yells after him) I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Where the hell is everybody?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nice to meet you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling after him) We will!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I guess I have forgotten about Joey and clearly you've forgotten about Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You... you dated Albert Wintermeyer?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Eh, you think? I mean, you went out with a guy who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch \"Access Hollywood\".", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Who is intimidating to a guy who won the Nobel Prize?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(a little suprised) Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh... huh... what a loser! Some more wine? (takes the half-full glasses and goes to the counter)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sarcastically) Oh Great! After I finish my wine I'm going to blow my... eh. average-sized brains out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, What's the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She... she only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh my God, at the chinese restaurant earlier today, I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretented to be a woolly mammoth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always loved that!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Worse?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh much, much worse. I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians... (gestures with his hands and says in an impression voice?) \"Can we walk\"? (Phoebe starts laughing) Oh, you... you like that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(still laughing) No. (points to Rachel who stuck two straws in her mouth to look like a mammoth's tusks)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? (turns around to look at Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To himself) oh yes, God yes!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I... I don't know... you seem lovely.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. (To Dirk) Dirk, this is my good friend Ross. (Ross and Dirk shake hands)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice to meet you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's a science.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'd lead with that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) What have you got there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just some boys gave me their phone numbers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(drunken voice) I think I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(browsing the tissues) Let me see if I approve any of these clowns. This guy wears a rug (discards one). This guy's Canadian (discards another). And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(discarding all the remaining tissues one by one) Pass, pass, oh, pass, double-pass, pass...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you're so sweet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who (looks around)?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(surprised) What? (with a nervous smile) Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Screw it, I didn't get it! (they high-five)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gotcha.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Very funny... Joey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you should be. You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You really liked it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained (bitter woman's tone) not to listen! (pause) But after chapter 16", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did somebody sign your bra?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I got it when I was 13...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And sexy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok well give her a chance to see all of that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Monica) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, what about you and Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's different! I was drunk and stupid!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well hello (points to herself)!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) I'm gonna do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I can't stop you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm smarter than him!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and I wanted to share it with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're so wonderful.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I missed most of the party (pause) Charlie's a girl, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why do you care so much?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm gonna get some more coffee.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok. (they both go)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) So, a professor, uh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious (which, being Joey, he mispronounces \"amonious\"). (pause) That's not how she used it...?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I know the type.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after a pause) Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... then I overpaid. (she goes to the bathroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what's this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you wanna go hunting?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I would like to have the option!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these \"big massage places\"! They're putting people like me out of business!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And she wants to go hunting, too!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't care about any of that!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, do you care about friendship?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Promise?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I promise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (she tears up the gift certificate)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I am going hunting!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We really need to take those tests?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I don't wanna do it in a cup!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the big deal?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's weird! In a doctor's office?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(really embarrassed) OH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah! RACHEL TALKS TOO!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sipping red wine from a glass) Who says that wine has to cost more than milk!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Heeey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on in, how are ya?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I offer you a drink?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking puzzled and nodding) Ok!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? (pause) Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel like I am forgetting something... Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? (pause) Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What did you get?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "USA Today", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice, put it with the others.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I also got... two more apples.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We are four short of a bush-o (pause). God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's not cool.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but the batteries...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you, thank you very much!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's celebrate with some maple candy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "At least tell me where you hid it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Can I ask you a question?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! I mean, that was pretty intense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you think brought than on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A love scene? With who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Olivia.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Olivia? I thought she was marrying Connor! (pause) Oh right, real life more important.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So do you think that my dream means anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You took the same class twice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was hard!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right, yeah, ok, I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, ok. Fine, I'll just, I'll take the hat back (she puts the hat in a bag and she crushes it angrily on the floor with her foot).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, we're still on that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't say your songs were not good enough.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Tiny portions?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well, \"excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but (peering through her spectacles) I can't see it, I can't see it\"!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, it's not about quantity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well...it's not about quality.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ear plugs, or cloves of garlic?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are people having, the garlic Martini?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my god.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's something new in the bowl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, we have enough, just walk away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but I want...I want the pinecones!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's a forest right outside.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not the same.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, go quick!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the receptionist) Thank you for a delightful stay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, my maple candy!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) Food here at 'Javu'..will kill you..the food here at 'Javu' ...will kill you..", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you have to stop playing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? (a few people raise their hands) Ha!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, let me ask you this question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention never hurt anyone? (a few raise their hands)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, well, alright, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine, but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll taking? (all raise their hands).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against her friend's cooking which she actually thinks is pretty great! (raises her hand)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry too... (they hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(smiling, raising her hand) Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I thought I got it all!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks puzzled) How...how...?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "uh-huh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to herself) Wow...definitely just Drake...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What...how is it going with Drake?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh...I don't think it's going very well...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What...that scene I saw was so good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So...I've never played that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love before?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh...well...just once...with you...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks touched) Joey, you never..you never talked about that before...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I got you something from Vermont! (Sits down at the table)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(browsing through a diary) Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I could fall asleep at a play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's a one-woman play called \"Why don't you like me", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It sounds interesting!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? How come that you don't have to go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(browsing through a diary) Uh, let's see, who do I hate?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gets up from the sofa and moves to the kitchen but Joey blocks her way) Oh, sorry... Oops, sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(lifts Rachel up and moves her behind him so she can walk on) Hey, here you go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I don't think it ever works. Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No reason.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, Rachel?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who do you wanna fool around with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with high pitched voice) Nobody, forget it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(giggling and whispering) Maybe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering) You can't!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with \"because\") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In the hall.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You wanna fool around with Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who, who are they?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know them from work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Both of them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, one of them...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, what were the names I just said?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell are you cooking!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's so bad about that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's I just know they're gonna be a couple of windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(fingering her elbow)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking his elbow, where there's a patch) These aren't suede.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, hi, I'm Ross Geller.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler) Is he gonna introduce us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, ha, I wrote that in one minute.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to chandler) Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't think so.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is \"if you can't come on time, then don't come at all\". (pause) An option that many of my students use. (pause) Shall we?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, damn it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering the room) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's happenin'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... (she plays the answering machine)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling) Stupid Jane Rogers!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angry) You are having a party tonight??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do it every year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do that every year??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, then so you just invite me...!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(very bored, he tries to avoid the conversation speaking to Charlie) So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So basically all nuts?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I've lost the will to live.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, ah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Phoebe) Ranion's theory of species variegation?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ross) So, did you two have fun?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, she's great! I mean, we-we have so much in common and she's just cool, and funny...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? Wh-what's wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "... Ok, who is this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're not sick!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Yes, I am!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, what is this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(aloud) WHAT?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking at them) Wh-what's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok professor or detective?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And that horrible museum tour!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I arranged that...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We know about your party Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The game's over! Take off your robe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks perplexed and opens up his robe) Ok... I mean...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Yells after him) I love you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where the hell is everybody?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nice to meet you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling after him) We will!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I guess I have forgotten about Joey and clearly you've forgotten about Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You... you dated Albert Wintermeyer?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Eh, you think? I mean, you went out with a guy who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch \"Access Hollywood\".", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is intimidating to a guy who won the Nobel Prize?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(a little suprised) Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh... huh... what a loser! Some more wine? (takes the half-full glasses and goes to the counter)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sarcastically) Oh Great! After I finish my wine I'm going to blow my... eh. average-sized brains out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, What's the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She... she only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh my God, at the chinese restaurant earlier today, I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretented to be a woolly mammoth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always loved that!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Worse?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh much, much worse. I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians... (gestures with his hands and says in an impression voice?) \"Can we walk\"? (Phoebe starts laughing) Oh, you... you like that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(still laughing) No. (points to Rachel who stuck two straws in her mouth to look like a mammoth's tusks)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? (turns around to look at Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To himself) oh yes, God yes!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I... I don't know... you seem lovely.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. (To Dirk) Dirk, this is my good friend Ross. (Ross and Dirk shake hands)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice to meet you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's a science.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'd lead with that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) What have you got there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just some boys gave me their phone numbers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(drunken voice) I think I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(browsing the tissues) Let me see if I approve any of these clowns. This guy wears a rug (discards one). This guy's Canadian (discards another). And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(discarding all the remaining tissues one by one) Pass, pass, oh, pass, double-pass, pass...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you're so sweet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who (looks around)?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(surprised) What? (with a nervous smile) Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Screw it, I didn't get it! (they high-five)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gotcha.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Very funny... Joey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you should be. You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You really liked it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained (bitter woman's tone) not to listen! (pause) But after chapter 16", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did somebody sign your bra?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I got it when I was 13...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And sexy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok well give her a chance to see all of that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Monica) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, what about you and Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's different! I was drunk and stupid!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well hello (points to herself)!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) I'm gonna do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I can't stop you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm smarter than him!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and I wanted to share it with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're so wonderful.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I missed most of the party (pause) Charlie's a girl, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why do you care so much?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm gonna get some more coffee.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok. (they both go)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) So, a professor, uh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious (which, being Joey, he mispronounces \"amonious\"). (pause) That's not how she used it...?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I know the type.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after a pause) Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... then I overpaid. (she goes to the bathroom)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what's this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you wanna go hunting?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I would like to have the option!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these \"big massage places\"! They're putting people like me out of business!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And she wants to go hunting, too!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't care about any of that!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, do you care about friendship?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Promise?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I promise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (she tears up the gift certificate)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I am going hunting!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We really need to take those tests?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I don't wanna do it in a cup!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is the big deal?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's weird! In a doctor's office?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(really embarrassed) OH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah! RACHEL TALKS TOO!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sipping red wine from a glass) Who says that wine has to cost more than milk!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Heeey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on in, how are ya?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can I offer you a drink?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking puzzled and nodding) Ok!", "role": "user" } ]