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[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good to see you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Frank.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Which one is which again?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, what would we be doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'd take you out for a romantic night. Some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Feel me up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "In a carriage!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Charlie!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you bet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, did you bring a little something for Ross?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh, thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out..",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well, we brought you some wine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! That is so thoughtful. (To Joey.) She's a keeper. And what did you bring me? (Grabs the bag that Charlie brought for Joey.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, actually, that's..",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Underwear, a toothbrush, and Van Halen CD. I can use all these things!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? Fine? Because I am! Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you? You see? Who else is fine?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, god. So adorable. Look at them sleeping there like angels.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing..",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's a, that's a long time.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, you have a lovely home.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (To Chandler.) I think I just had a tiny orgasm.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's great. (To Monica.) Can I see the book?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's.. It's just so pretty and white.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can I adopt you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you must be Owen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the scouts too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, in fact my father was a den-mother.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know how to use a compass?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You do? That's fantastic!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I got nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No awareness.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. Ooh! Let's take a trip. Okay, where do you think we - we can go?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My fajitas!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That is gonna hurt tomorrow!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Insane.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alice would never go for it, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, just you know, for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically. Which one would you be willing to give up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Frank Jr.Jr.?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, so that leaves Chandler.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where are Bill and Colleen?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We have to leave!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? What did you do in the bathroom?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See? Intuitive!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Which technically now you should give back!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. \"Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real.\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "O is for \"oh, wow!\" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dude, are you okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Totally.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you don't seem okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I guess it's just flan for three! Hey, hey, that rhymed!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh. Of course. God, I'm so stupid. You guys are a couple now. I mean, you probably just want to be alone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, it's just that it's getting late...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, hey, it's fine. It's totally fine. We've got plenty of margaritas. It's all good.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't even know what that's for.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what? I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, that's probably a good idea.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It doesn't look good, does it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Morning. Here you go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. Did you stay here all night?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you took off my pants and shoes?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What do you mean?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's what I hear, yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, I mean, you know me, you know...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm crazy about her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And she feels the same way?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no, no, that was - that was just for me. Are you sure about this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I'm sure.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And we're okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Phoebs",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Still, he had to find out sometime.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. (Runs off.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. It's actually our first official date",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) It's OK!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How can you be so confident?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? Like you have a routine?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You mean like this? (he starts touching his thigh in a funny and awkard way)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "NO! Not like that, no no. No, like this. (He starts lightly grazing Chandler's thigh)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "More foosball?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...and beer!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at Monica's legs) WOW!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She went on one of those spray-on tan places.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Eh, you got a spray-on tan?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler gets pedicures!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughing) Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Why...why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, do you get colours or just French tips?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There. Here's their card.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. (he takes the card) Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... (pauses when he realizes what he is saying) florist. (he goes away)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Phoebe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who's Amanda?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda using an awful British accent) \"Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you trying to do a British accent?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) (to Phoebe) Chandler gets pedicures!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) \"Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!\" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I know! \"Oh...I slept with Billy Joel\". All right, who hasn't?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, Let's just cut her out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! (to Chandler) Have you ever done that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, had it done to me though. Feels good !",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well... I like how you look, what are you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Two, I think a two.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I have a PhD, so... (assistant walk out, not impressed by this statement) (Ross takes his bathrobe off and he enters the tanning booth. He stands up in front of the red light and the sprayer starts and sprays his face and torso)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis...(the sprayer starts again, spraying him in the face and torso again) WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!! (he leaves the booth) (the assistant enters the room)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You sprayed my front twice!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mississippilesly? (pause) Well, how bad is it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, how dark is it gonna get?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm a four?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Really!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(annoyed) Ok!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(hysterically) I'm an eight!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I thought you paid. (Rachel does not answer and seems puzzled) Ha, guess we wont be going back there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I say cheesy line, but ok.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am sorry, I dont know, I am sorry, I dont know why I did that!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, so sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am sorry! Again... I don't know, I dont know what happened, I must be nervous!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont get it, Chandler loved it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I wont do it again. I really do. I promise. This is gonna be great.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(a little giddy) Uh, was that good for you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah. Could be Rachel asking if someone could baby-sit again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It could be Amanda!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, youre right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, dont hold thy breath!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello? Is someone on the line?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hang on, shes right here. (he enters the living room and hands the phone to Monica) Someone's on the phone, for ya.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We werent picking up, its Amanda!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Amanda) I get pedicures!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi Amanda! Actually now... its... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? (Phoebe mouths 'no') Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why, why, why didnt you just say no!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I said 'no' to her coming over now! I couldnt say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to please people!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(leaving) Fine, fine! You would not hold up well under torture!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And you would?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I did!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... its just a little weird, its you, and its me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, lets work from the top down! (Joey nods, but then puzzled because he does not get it) Just work the bra, Joe!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, yeah, got it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This thing welded shut?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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