bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "All right. What's your news, Amy?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? Oh my God! To who?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "A-And??", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, what's he like?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh... wow, so he's gotta be...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didnt love. Do you remember Barry?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, lets keep talking.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... theyre in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Cant believe it's been a whole year!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "ME TOO! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "YOURE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh how lame... oh, its so tacky, and impersonal.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, its the worst way to propose!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think youll be very, very happy. Its the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading) I dont... uh... understand.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sounding very proud of himself) Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(also reading it) It doesnt make any sense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course it does! Its smart! I used the the-saurus!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On every word?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, what was this sentence originally? (shows the sentence to Joey)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, They are warm, nice, people with big hearts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And that became they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, I dont think we can use this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-whats-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why dont you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? You dont need a thesaurus, just write from here, (points at his own heart) your full sized aortic pump.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Amy, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, good for you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But Erin Brockovich had her own house.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, look whos back! (he sees the bags) Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You slept out here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling Myron, get off!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me were getting rid of her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, I cant do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) \"Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!\" I dont need that kind of talk in my house!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well Joey, uhm look, I know that shes difficult, but I think its really good that shes here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'Cause we will appreciate it more when shes gone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Monica made us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I dont think I would be the person that I am today if it wasnt for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know its gonna take patience, but thats ok.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeaah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Amy, thats what I was supposed to wear today, thats why I hung it on the door.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling at her) IM CURVY, AND I LIKE IT!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Word!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, mine was worse than that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that is so tacky.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, thats what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, thats huge!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, do you wanna marry him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I dont think hes ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She's right! If I were a guy and... (stops himself mid-sentence...everyone stares at him) Did I just say if I were a guy..?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe you don't need him to propose to you, maybe you can propose to him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I proposed to Chandler! (Phoebe stops herself from laughing) Alright, moving on...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't think it was desperate, I think it was amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel and Ross) Well, do you think I should propose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think it could be kind of great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, ok, so how should I do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How about at a game, on the big screen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Sarcastically) Uuuh!! How about at a Footlocker? (claps her hands together, faking excitement)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to, plus he'd never suspect it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two (points to Ross and Chandler) like that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Takes the phone) Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Menstrual cramps.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't think that's what this is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica, Chandler and Phoebe) Can any of you watch Emma?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, sorry sweety..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I've got work and then I'm proposing..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Thinks for a moment) Well, actually...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He interrupts her immediately, and drags her by her arm to the other side of the room) Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Shocked) Wha... the next one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(a little confused) Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I... I don't know..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows (points at her own to emphasize the word) shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Absolutely.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, I'm finished! In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You dropped it off?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You hand-wrote it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, oh my God, that letter is gonna go in our file! We're never gonna get a kid. No, we're gonna be one of those old couples that collects orchids or has a lot of birds!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the phone) Hello, this is Chandler Bing. Somebody just dropped off a handwritten recommendation letter, and.. (listens) Uh-huh... Uh-huh... okay... thank you. Good-bye. (hangs up looking very confused).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Still looks confused) They loved it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(surprised) They thought Joey was a child?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She guessed 8, 9, based on his drawings.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, what did you guys do today?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That sounds like fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Emma) Hey! Hi, how's my girl?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sounds excited) Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(not excited anymore) You pierced her ears!?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I think she looks cute. (Rachel turns around and stares at him angrily) ... but I am wrong!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ugh. (takes the hat and covers Emma's head and half her face with it)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey guys. Monica and Chandler", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah, I don't really want her to see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come here (Removes Emma's hat) Oh! There she is! Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He looks at her confused. Finally he realizes the difference and gasps). Please tell me those are clip-ons.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, they're real!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm a cool, fun aunt!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah? Since when?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not a thing!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shouting) Babies don't care if they're slim.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhuh, uhuh... (seems distracted)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm not. I'm praying. (looking up) Please let the Knicks win... Thank you Thor! (Mike is standing up) Where... where are you going?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I think you should wait.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's not very enlightened!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, hey! (shouting) Boo us? Boo you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(picks up the phone) Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani... Oh, hi! Well, I'm glad you liked my letter... No my mommy and daddy aren't home right now... (looks puzzled) Okay, bye bye. (hangs up) (to himself) She was nice!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You put holes in my baby's ears!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling) Joey, where are those bags?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hips or thighs?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(embarrassed) Oh, I can give you that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did you just say Emma?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's in the cake, isn't it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait! Oh wait! (she takes off a ring that was already on her left ring finger. After that Mike starts to kneel again, but then...) Oh no! (She was wearing rings on all her fingers and her thumb, and takes all of these off.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I love you more!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's shocking!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(she enters) Hey...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, what's wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "My God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Rachel", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it was really sweet, and like the most romantic thing ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, hey! Well... (he takes his mug to toast Phoebe) Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world! To Phoebe and... (a bit uncertain) I wanna say Mike? (pause) To Phoebe and Mike!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you! (to Rachel) Oh, and I have something for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mmh-mmh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would, but you're the last one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (she takes it and start reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, \"Guy-in-van\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my first love!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dead. (everyone is a bit upset) Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(proud of herself) Oh yes, they are.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(he enters) Hey honey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is Monica not here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cool!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh... I don't know, I really don't think you're right for the part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can do that! (in a deeper voice) \"Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use...\" Oh, what's the product?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a long pause he starts miming again) I'm cold!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Charlie) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant! I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the \"Paleontology Review\"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. Why?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Your ex-boyfriend?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, if you think it would help.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We'll see how dinner goes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking at Monica entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know!! Oh, you should take her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(faking happiness) Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, you don't like her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? You think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Absolutely! Yes, you say to him \"I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it, I did not think this through!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Any word on casting yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joe...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (he sits down)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Work, Joe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it! (he leaves)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Just pass it to your boss!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's good! I liked it, they didn't. (he sees Joey out of the window hitting on a girl) Joey, for God's sake, go to work! (Joey runs away).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I... I am having a good hair day.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right. What's your news, Amy?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? Oh my God! To who?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "A-And??", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, what's he like?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh... wow, so he's gotta be...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didnt love. Do you remember Barry?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, lets keep talking.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... theyre in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Cant believe it's been a whole year!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "ME TOO! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "YOURE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh how lame... oh, its so tacky, and impersonal.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, its the worst way to propose!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think youll be very, very happy. Its the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading) I dont... uh... understand.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sounding very proud of himself) Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(also reading it) It doesnt make any sense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course it does! Its smart! I used the the-saurus!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On every word?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, what was this sentence originally? (shows the sentence to Joey)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, They are warm, nice, people with big hearts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And that became they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, I dont think we can use this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-whats-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why dont you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? You dont need a thesaurus, just write from here, (points at his own heart) your full sized aortic pump.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Amy, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, good for you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But Erin Brockovich had her own house.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, look whos back! (he sees the bags) Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You slept out here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling Myron, get off!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me were getting rid of her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, I cant do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) \"Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!\" I dont need that kind of talk in my house!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well Joey, uhm look, I know that shes difficult, but I think its really good that shes here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'Cause we will appreciate it more when shes gone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Monica made us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I dont think I would be the person that I am today if it wasnt for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know its gonna take patience, but thats ok.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeaah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Amy, thats what I was supposed to wear today, thats why I hung it on the door.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling at her) IM CURVY, AND I LIKE IT!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Word!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, mine was worse than that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that is so tacky.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, thats what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, thats huge!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, do you wanna marry him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I dont think hes ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She's right! If I were a guy and... (stops himself mid-sentence...everyone stares at him) Did I just say if I were a guy..?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe you don't need him to propose to you, maybe you can propose to him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I proposed to Chandler! (Phoebe stops herself from laughing) Alright, moving on...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I don't think it was desperate, I think it was amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel and Ross) Well, do you think I should propose?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think it could be kind of great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, ok, so how should I do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How about at a game, on the big screen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Sarcastically) Uuuh!! How about at a Footlocker? (claps her hands together, faking excitement)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to, plus he'd never suspect it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two (points to Ross and Chandler) like that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Takes the phone) Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Menstrual cramps.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't think that's what this is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica, Chandler and Phoebe) Can any of you watch Emma?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, sorry sweety..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I've got work and then I'm proposing..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Thinks for a moment) Well, actually...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He interrupts her immediately, and drags her by her arm to the other side of the room) Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Shocked) Wha... the next one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(a little confused) Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I... I don't know..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows (points at her own to emphasize the word) shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Absolutely.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, I'm finished! In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You dropped it off?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You hand-wrote it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, oh my God, that letter is gonna go in our file! We're never gonna get a kid. No, we're gonna be one of those old couples that collects orchids or has a lot of birds!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the phone) Hello, this is Chandler Bing. Somebody just dropped off a handwritten recommendation letter, and.. (listens) Uh-huh... Uh-huh... okay... thank you. Good-bye. (hangs up looking very confused).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Still looks confused) They loved it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(surprised) They thought Joey was a child?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She guessed 8, 9, based on his drawings.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, what did you guys do today?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That sounds like fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Emma) Hey! Hi, how's my girl?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sounds excited) Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(not excited anymore) You pierced her ears!?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I think she looks cute. (Rachel turns around and stares at him angrily) ... but I am wrong!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ugh. (takes the hat and covers Emma's head and half her face with it)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey guys. Monica and Chandler", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah, I don't really want her to see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come here (Removes Emma's hat) Oh! There she is! Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He looks at her confused. Finally he realizes the difference and gasps). Please tell me those are clip-ons.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, they're real!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm a cool, fun aunt!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah? Since when?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not a thing!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(shouting) Babies don't care if they're slim.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhuh, uhuh... (seems distracted)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm not. I'm praying. (looking up) Please let the Knicks win... Thank you Thor! (Mike is standing up) Where... where are you going?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I think you should wait.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's not very enlightened!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, hey! (shouting) Boo us? Boo you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(picks up the phone) Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani... Oh, hi! Well, I'm glad you liked my letter... No my mommy and daddy aren't home right now... (looks puzzled) Okay, bye bye. (hangs up) (to himself) She was nice!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You put holes in my baby's ears!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling) Joey, where are those bags?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hips or thighs?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(embarrassed) Oh, I can give you that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did you just say Emma?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's in the cake, isn't it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait! Oh wait! (she takes off a ring that was already on her left ring finger. After that Mike starts to kneel again, but then...) Oh no! (She was wearing rings on all her fingers and her thumb, and takes all of these off.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I love you more!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's shocking!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(she enters) Hey...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, what's wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Rachel", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it was really sweet, and like the most romantic thing ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, hey! Well... (he takes his mug to toast Phoebe) Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world! To Phoebe and... (a bit uncertain) I wanna say Mike? (pause) To Phoebe and Mike!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you! (to Rachel) Oh, and I have something for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mmh-mmh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would, but you're the last one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (she takes it and start reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, \"Guy-in-van\"?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my first love!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dead. (everyone is a bit upset) Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(proud of herself) Oh yes, they are.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(he enters) Hey honey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is Monica not here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cool!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh... I don't know, I really don't think you're right for the part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can do that! (in a deeper voice) \"Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use...\" Oh, what's the product?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(after a long pause he starts miming again) I'm cold!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Charlie) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant! I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the \"Paleontology Review\"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. Why?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Your ex-boyfriend?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, if you think it would help.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We'll see how dinner goes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking at Monica entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know!! Oh, you should take her!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(faking happiness) Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, you don't like her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? You think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Absolutely! Yes, you say to him \"I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it, I did not think this through!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Any word on casting yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joe...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (he sits down)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Work, Joe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn it! (he leaves)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Just pass it to your boss!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's good! I liked it, they didn't. (he sees Joey out of the window hitting on a girl) Joey, for God's sake, go to work! (Joey runs away).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I... I am having a good hair day.", "role": "assistant" } ]