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[ { "content": "All right. What's your news, Amy?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? Oh my God! To who?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "A-And??", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, what's he like?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh... wow, so he's gotta be...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didnt love. Do you remember Barry?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!", "role"...
[ { "content": "Ok.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, lets keep talking.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... theyre in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Cant believe it's been a whole year!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "ME TOO! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "YOURE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh how lame... oh, its so tacky, and impersonal.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, its the worst way to propose!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think youll be very, very happy. Its the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading) I dont... uh... understand.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Amy, hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, good for you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But Erin Brockovich had her own house.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, look whos back! (he sees the bags) Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You slept out here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling Myron, get off!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me were getting rid of her.", "role": "assistant" ...
[ { "content": "Yeaah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Amy, thats what I was supposed to wear today, thats why I hung it on the door.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling at her) IM CURVY, AND I LIKE IT!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.", "role": "assistant" }, ...
[ { "content": "(Takes the phone) Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I can't. I have back-...
[ { "content": "(Thinks for a moment) Well, actually...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He interrupts her immediately, and drags her by her arm to the other side of the room) Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, ...
[ { "content": "Absolutely.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, I'm finished! In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You dropped it off?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write ...
[ { "content": "Hey, what did you guys do today?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That sounds like fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Emma) Hey! Hi, how's my girl?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sounds excited) Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(not excited anymore) You pierced her ears!?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I think she looks cute. (Rachel turns around and stares at him angrily) ... but I am wrong!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ugh. (takes the hat and covers Emma's head and half her face with it)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey guys. Monica and Chandler", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah, I don't really want her to see.", ...
[ { "content": "(sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He loo...
[ { "content": "I'm a cool, fun aunt!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah? Since when?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not a thing!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shouting) Babies don't care if they're slim.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhuh, uhuh... (seems distracted)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm not. I'm praying. (looking up) Please let the Knicks win... Thank you Thor! (Mike is standing up) Where... where are you going?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I think you should wait.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's not very enlightened!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, hey! (shouting) Boo us? Boo you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(picks up the phone) Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani... Oh, hi! Well, I'm glad you liked my letter... No my mommy and daddy aren't home right now... (looks puzzled) Okay, bye bye. (hangs up) (to himself) She was nice!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You put holes in my baby's ears!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling) Joey, where are those bags?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hips or thighs?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(embarrassed) Oh, I can give you that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did you just say Emma?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a che...
[ { "content": "It's in the cake, isn't it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait! Oh wait! (she takes off a ring that was already on her left ring finger. After that Mike starts to kneel again, but then...) Oh no! (She was wearing rings on all her fingers and her thumb, and takes all of these off.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I love you more!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's shocking!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(she enters) Hey...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, what's wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "My God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Rachel", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "Thank you! (to Rachel) Oh, and I have something for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mmh-mmh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh...
[ { "content": "(he enters) Hey honey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is Monica not here?", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
[ { "content": "(to Charlie) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant! I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the \"Paleontology Review\"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!", "r...
[ { "content": "Yeah. Why?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Your ex-boyfriend?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, if you think it would help.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We'll see how dinner goes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking at Monica entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Hey you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Any word on casting yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What...
[ { "content": "Joe...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you. (he sits down)", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Just pass it to your boss!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just tell Joey that you watched...
[ { "content": "Well, I... I am having a good hair day.", "role": "assistant" } ]