bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well this is romantic!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a standard issue bra clasp!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(contemplates for a few moments what Rachel just said) NAH! I don't have another level!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that place... The Sun?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! And it gets worse! (Turns his side to Chandler and Monica and pulls up his shirt. There's a distinct line across his body, where his belly is very tanned and his back is very pale.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks at her suspiciously) How do you count to five?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One Two Three...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughing) oooh! Oh oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Still yelling) I Know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How was your date with Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didn't like that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it wasn't just me, alright? He freaked out too! He couldn't even undo my bra!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second (points to the hall).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sees what he is doing) Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Amanda here yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(makes a face) Are you kidding, I love it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(beaming) Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Musty!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "When were we not friends?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ehm, we were friends in 1992.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...kinda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh My God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah well, in America you're just an \"ass\".", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Also gets up and starts taking her purse) Oh my God. Was Mike with him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope! (She turns and leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Got champagne?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excellent! Stick it in the ice bucket, the phone is off the hook, and in the interest of powering through (Starts to remove her bra from under her clothes)...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok (starts to light some candles) Sexy, sexy, very sexy, sexy. (Claps her hands and jumps at Joey, clearly very excited) Alright! Lets do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you're scaring me a little bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Get over it soldier, we've gotta do this! (She pulls him towards her and throws him onto the barcalounger) Ok. Aha! You like that huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You like that? (She climbs on the barcalounger seductively, putting her knees next to Joey's hips.) Let's take this into high gear (She pulls the barcalounger lever and seat reclines. She puts one of her knees between his legs and begins to kiss his neck.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "uh uh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He just sits there, legs very close together with a painful look on his face) Soldier down!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If she asks, I protested a little, but ok!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have nothing to say to you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Please, Monica? In the hall?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, aren't you a treat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm still all those things!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starts smiling) I am scrappy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's because I'm scrappy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I won't know what I would do without you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess you're right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Which... which... which... Which one is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "OH! SON OF A BITCH!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What is the matter with us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I know what's the matter with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no... No, I mean... se-x-u-ally...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right, totally.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's a... pla-an.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sighs) Wow... I did not see this coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Joey", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm... Me too...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Aah... I bet you're right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a while.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Go away! I don't want to see anybody.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Did you count Mississipily?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude, you're not tanned.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I just had to get a picture of this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I see you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(she enters) Hey guys!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're having a party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, can't you just go to Vermont the next day?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he enters) Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, I brought the camera for Emma's video.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, and where is Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I said it's still nap time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(taping Joey with the cam) Hey, there is uncle Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his \"How You Doin'\" line) Ross", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, what!? it's for her hot friends!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When they see this you'll be 52!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And starting to think about settling down!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd love to! Yeah! Joey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, it's a birthday party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says \"El-moo\"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, she's still napping", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you freaking kidding me, Green?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So glad you came!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can't believe Emma is still asleep!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, what are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no! My talents as an actor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or you could stick a fork in an apple!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I think Emma might like it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Emma might like what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, my present!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What did you get her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually we prepared performances.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Separate performances.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But equally real!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(unconfidently) O K.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to everybody) All right, lets get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emmas books.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ok, which one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, why, its a... (he picks a book up) one of her favorites, uh, (he reads the title of the book) Riding the Storm Out. Coping with post-partum depression eesh! (he puts the book back and picks up another) Love you forever. Love you forever. By Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly books. Printed (he pauses and changes the tone to a dramatic one) in Mexico. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang Ill love you forever, Ill like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby youll be. (the picture fades and Joey is now finishing the book). And while he rocked her, he sang Ill love you forever, Ill like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby youll be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(crying) Wow! That was amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you so much for that gift!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Amazing... amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Phoebe, Im sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For theres no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross, um, dont forget to get a shot of Emmas cake. Its in a box in the fridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corinos.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, theyll copy it in icing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, what are you talking about? (she sees the cake) oh! Oh my God! They put my babys face on a penis!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the babys face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm so confused!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(speaking to the person on the phone again) Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To be fair this one does have nuts.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you know, I have a massage client soon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, 5 more minutes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right there. (Puts the phone down)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that Emma? Is she up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if you're leaving, I'm definitely gonna go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To the bathroom!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! He's not getting away that easy! (Phoebe and Joey run towards the bathroom and enter)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it did not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok! (Opens the door for them)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nighty-night!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye, bye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey? How could you just let them leave?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! I forgot you used to live here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (smiles)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(smile fades) What audition?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? You never said anything about an audition!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "A monologue? I don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his \"dramatic reading\") I got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She gives Joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) Ok, ten.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, lets just draw straws.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm begging you stop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, how about this", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Visibly excited) Yeah!! Let's do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Also very excited) That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everybody get your toys! (They all run toward the table with toys)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok! I want the dolphin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a bear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm too excited!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! (they do so)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Go! Go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on robot!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the dog) What are you barking at?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Way to go robot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good job Alan!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, good race you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, see you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They left.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "RACHEL!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OOH! God! Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Emma's awake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else. (he opens the box)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, she's not going to remember this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing \"Happy Birthday\". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks back at the cake) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm very impressed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Game?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! That's my girl!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's how old you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "There's no-one around. Why don't we just take this one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...and head to Canada!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wasn't. Let's get going!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, not yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh good, I didn't miss the party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about your massage client?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Ross and Rachel) I've been here the whole time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) NO, no science camp!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit! I'll put a candle on the cake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!... Oh and Emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's do it, come on!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What's wrong? Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing at cake) Hey, you made it into a bunny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A-a-and... record.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling at the top of her voice) Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've never given her a cookie. Have you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course, I'd be honored!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "U-U-Um, I think there's been an oversight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much \"with the words\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoo-weh hey weh-hey whoo hey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clearly we were wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... \"Dear baby adoption decider people...\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So excited about your letter!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Don't you look nice?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YEAH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-uh. Ehm, a Knicks game.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm... Aren't you a little overdressed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's where people make number two!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(surprised) Oh... (he pauses) (sounds disappointed) Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Writing on the papers) B, B, B, B, B!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(he opens the door) Hi Amy!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Still sharp as a tack!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(gives up) Yes, yes, you did.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's right, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Always nice to meet a fan!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So now, what are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ehm... Her name is Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joey) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, she may be the hottest girl I've ever hated.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What... what you working on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(using a laptop) Oh, Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart but.. I don't know any big words or anything, so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why don't you use your Thesaurus?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What did I just say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Watch. (he takes the laptop) Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change. Go under Tools and the Thesaurus generates... 'gives'... 'gives' a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) \"brainy, bright, clever\", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I know, isn't she?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well this is romantic!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a standard issue bra clasp!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(contemplates for a few moments what Rachel just said) NAH! I don't have another level!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that place... The Sun?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! And it gets worse! (Turns his side to Chandler and Monica and pulls up his shirt. There's a distinct line across his body, where his belly is very tanned and his back is very pale.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looks at her suspiciously) How do you count to five?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One Two Three...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughing) oooh! Oh oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Still yelling) I Know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How was your date with Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You didn't like that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it wasn't just me, alright? He freaked out too! He couldn't even undo my bra!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second (points to the hall).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sees what he is doing) Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Amanda here yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(makes a face) Are you kidding, I love it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(beaming) Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Musty!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "When were we not friends?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ehm, we were friends in 1992.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...kinda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh My God!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah well, in America you're just an \"ass\".", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Also gets up and starts taking her purse) Oh my God. Was Mike with him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope! (She turns and leaves)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Got champagne?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excellent! Stick it in the ice bucket, the phone is off the hook, and in the interest of powering through (Starts to remove her bra from under her clothes)...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok (starts to light some candles) Sexy, sexy, very sexy, sexy. (Claps her hands and jumps at Joey, clearly very excited) Alright! Lets do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, you're scaring me a little bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! Get over it soldier, we've gotta do this! (She pulls him towards her and throws him onto the barcalounger) Ok. Aha! You like that huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You like that? (She climbs on the barcalounger seductively, putting her knees next to Joey's hips.) Let's take this into high gear (She pulls the barcalounger lever and seat reclines. She puts one of her knees between his legs and begins to kiss his neck.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "uh uh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(He just sits there, legs very close together with a painful look on his face) Soldier down!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If she asks, I protested a little, but ok!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have nothing to say to you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Please, Monica? In the hall?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, aren't you a treat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm still all those things!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starts smiling) I am scrappy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's because I'm scrappy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I won't know what I would do without you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess you're right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Which... which... which... Which one is it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "OH! SON OF A BITCH!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the matter with us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I know what's the matter with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no... No, I mean... se-x-u-ally...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right, totally.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's a... pla-an.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sighs) Wow... I did not see this coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Joey", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm... Me too...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Aah... I bet you're right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a while.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Go away! I don't want to see anybody.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Did you count Mississipily?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude, you're not tanned.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I just had to get a picture of this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I see you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(she enters) Hey guys!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're having a party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, can't you just go to Vermont the next day?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(he enters) Hey guys!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, I brought the camera for Emma's video.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, and where is Joey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I said it's still nap time.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(taping Joey with the cam) Hey, there is uncle Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his \"How You Doin'\" line) Ross", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, what!? it's for her hot friends!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When they see this you'll be 52!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And starting to think about settling down!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd love to! Yeah! Joey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, it's a birthday party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says \"El-moo\"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, she's still napping", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you freaking kidding me, Green?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So glad you came!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I can't believe Emma is still asleep!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, what are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no! My talents as an actor!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or you could stick a fork in an apple!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I think Emma might like it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Emma might like what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, my present!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What did you get her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually we prepared performances.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Separate performances.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But equally real!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(unconfidently) O K.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to everybody) All right, lets get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emmas books.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, ok, which one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, why, its a... (he picks a book up) one of her favorites, uh, (he reads the title of the book) Riding the Storm Out. Coping with post-partum depression eesh! (he puts the book back and picks up another) Love you forever. Love you forever. By Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly books. Printed (he pauses and changes the tone to a dramatic one) in Mexico. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang Ill love you forever, Ill like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby youll be. (the picture fades and Joey is now finishing the book). And while he rocked her, he sang Ill love you forever, Ill like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby youll be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(crying) Wow! That was amazing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you so much for that gift!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Amazing... amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Phoebe, Im sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For theres no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross, um, dont forget to get a shot of Emmas cake. Its in a box in the fridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corinos.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, theyll copy it in icing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, what are you talking about? (she sees the cake) oh! Oh my God! They put my babys face on a penis!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the babys face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm so confused!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(speaking to the person on the phone again) Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To be fair this one does have nuts.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And you know, I have a massage client soon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, 5 more minutes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right there. (Puts the phone down)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that Emma? Is she up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if you're leaving, I'm definitely gonna go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To the bathroom!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! He's not getting away that easy! (Phoebe and Joey run towards the bathroom and enter)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, it did not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok! (Opens the door for them)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nighty-night!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye, bye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey? How could you just let them leave?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! I forgot you used to live here!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (smiles)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(smile fades) What audition?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? You never said anything about an audition!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "A monologue? I don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his \"dramatic reading\") I got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(She gives Joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) Ok, ten.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, lets just draw straws.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm begging you stop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, how about this", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Visibly excited) Yeah!! Let's do that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Also very excited) That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everybody get your toys! (They all run toward the table with toys)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok! I want the dolphin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a bear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm too excited!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! (they do so)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Go! Go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on robot!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the dog) What are you barking at?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Way to go robot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good job Alan!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, good race you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, see you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They left.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "RACHEL!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OOH! God! Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Emma's awake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else. (he opens the box)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, she's not going to remember this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing \"Happy Birthday\". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looks back at the cake) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I'm very impressed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Game?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! That's my girl!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's how old you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "There's no-one around. Why don't we just take this one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...and head to Canada!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wasn't. Let's get going!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, not yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh good, I didn't miss the party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about your massage client?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Ross and Rachel) I've been here the whole time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) NO, no science camp!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit! I'll put a candle on the cake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh!... Oh and Emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's do it, come on!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What's wrong? Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing at cake) Hey, you made it into a bunny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A-a-and... record.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling at the top of her voice) Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've never given her a cookie. Have you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course, I'd be honored!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "U-U-Um, I think there's been an oversight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much \"with the words\".", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoo-weh hey weh-hey whoo hey!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clearly we were wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... \"Dear baby adoption decider people...\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So excited about your letter!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Don't you look nice?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YEAH!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-uh. Ehm, a Knicks game.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uhm... Aren't you a little overdressed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's where people make number two!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(surprised) Oh... (he pauses) (sounds disappointed) Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Writing on the papers) B, B, B, B, B!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(he opens the door) Hi Amy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Still sharp as a tack!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(gives up) Yes, yes, you did.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's right, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Always nice to meet a fan!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So now, what are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ehm... Her name is Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joey) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, she may be the hottest girl I've ever hated.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What... what you working on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(using a laptop) Oh, Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart but.. I don't know any big words or anything, so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why don't you use your Thesaurus?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What did I just say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Watch. (he takes the laptop) Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change. Go under Tools and the Thesaurus generates... 'gives'... 'gives' a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) \"brainy, bright, clever\", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I know, isn't she?", "role": "assistant" } ]