bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well this is romantic!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand...
[ { "content": "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that place... The Sun?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! And it gets worse! (Turns his side to Chandler and Monica and pulls up his shirt. There's a distinct line across his b...
[ { "content": "I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the ...
[ { "content": "Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second (points to the hall).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sees what he is doing) Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Amanda here yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up...
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(beaming) Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Musty!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "When were we not friends?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ehm, we were friends in 1992.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...kinda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh My God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah well, in America you're just an \"ass\".", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Als...
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Got champagne?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excellent! Stick it in the ice bucket, the phone is off the hook, and in the inte...
[ { "content": "We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If she asks, I protested a little, but ok!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have nothing to say to you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Please, Monica? In the hall?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, aren't you a treat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'...
[ { "content": "Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess you're right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Which... which... which... Which one is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "OH! SON OF A BITCH!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What is the matter with us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I know what's the matter with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't...
[ { "content": "That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to...
[ { "content": "(sighs) Wow... I did not see this coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Joey", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm... Me too...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Aah... I bet you're right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, me too.", "role": "assistant...
[ { "content": "Ooh, yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a while.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Go away! I don't want to see anybody.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Did you count Mississipily?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude, you're not tanned.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I just had to get a picture of this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I see you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(she enters) Hey guys!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!", "role": "assistant" }, {...
[ { "content": "You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I we...
[ { "content": "Hey, I brought the camera for Emma's video.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!", "...
[ { "content": "(taping Joey with the cam) Hey, there is uncle Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say h...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, she's still napping", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.",...
[ { "content": "(points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So glad you came!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can't believe Emma is still asleep!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, what are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake ...
[ { "content": "Amazing... amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Phoebe, Im sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For theres no greater gift, than the gift of music. (...
[ { "content": "Ross, um, dont forget to get a shot of Emmas cake. Its in a box in the fridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corinos.", "role": "user" }, { "c...
[ { "content": "Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the babys face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the ...
[ { "content": "Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you...
[ { "content": "(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right there. (Puts the phone down)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that Emma? Is she up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "Ok! (Opens the door for them)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nighty-night!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye, bye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey? How could you just let them leave?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, he di...
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (smiles)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(smile fades) What audition?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? You never said anything about an audition!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "A monologue? I don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his \"dramatic reading\") I got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waitin...
[ { "content": "Go! Go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on robot!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the dog) What are you barking at?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Way to go robot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good job Alan!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, good race you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, see you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They left.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "RACHEL!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OOH! God! Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Emma's awake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "...
[ { "content": "I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Game?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh! That's my girl!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's how old you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...", "role": "a...
[ { "content": "There's no-one around. Why don't we just take this one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...and head to Canada!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wasn't. Let's get going!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, not yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh good, I didn't miss the party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about your massage client?", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Ross and Rachel) I've been here the whole time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!", "rol...
[ { "content": "Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) NO, no science camp!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit! I'll put a ca...
[ { "content": "What's wrong? Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing at cake) Hey, you made it into a bunny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wha...
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A-a-and... record.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) ...
[ { "content": "(yelling at the top of her voice) Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've never given her a cookie. Have you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "U-U-Um, I think there's been an oversight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much \"with the words\".", ...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Don't you look nice?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first ki...
[ { "content": "Hey...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(surprised) Oh... (he pauses) (sounds disappointed) Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Writing on the papers) B, B, B, B, B!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(he opens the door) Hi Amy!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Still sharp as a tack!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(gives up) Yes, yes, you did.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's right, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Always nice to meet a fan!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So now, what are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ehm... Her name is Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joey) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, she may be the hottest girl I've ever hated.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What... what you working on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(using a laptop) Oh, Monica and Chandler's reco...
[ { "content": "Oh, I know, isn't she?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well this is romantic!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand...

[ { "content": "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that place... The Sun?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! And it gets worse! (Turns his side to Chandler and Monica and pulls up his shirt. There's a distinct line across his b...

[ { "content": "I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the ...

[ { "content": "Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second (points to the hall).", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sees what he is doing) Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is Amanda here yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up...

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(beaming) Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Musty!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "When were we not friends?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ehm, we were friends in 1992.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well...kinda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh My God!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah well, in America you're just an \"ass\".", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Als...

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Got champagne?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excellent! Stick it in the ice bucket, the phone is off the hook, and in the inte...

[ { "content": "We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If she asks, I protested a little, but ok!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have nothing to say to you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Please, Monica? In the hall?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, aren't you a treat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'...

[ { "content": "Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I guess you're right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Which... which... which... Which one is it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "OH! SON OF A BITCH!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the matter with us?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I know what's the matter with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't...

[ { "content": "That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to...

[ { "content": "(sighs) Wow... I did not see this coming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Joey", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm... Me too...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Aah... I bet you're right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, me too.", "role": "assistant...

[ { "content": "Ooh, yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a while.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Go away! I don't want to see anybody.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Did you count Mississipily?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude, you're not tanned.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I just had to get a picture of this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I see you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(she enters) Hey guys!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!", "role": "assistant" }, {...

[ { "content": "You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I we...

[ { "content": "Hey, I brought the camera for Emma's video.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!", "...

[ { "content": "(taping Joey with the cam) Hey, there is uncle Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say h...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, she's still napping", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.",...

[ { "content": "(points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So glad you came!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I can't believe Emma is still asleep!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, what are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake ...

[ { "content": "Amazing... amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Phoebe, Im sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For theres no greater gift, than the gift of music. (...

[ { "content": "Ross, um, dont forget to get a shot of Emmas cake. Its in a box in the fridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corinos.", "role": "user" }, { "c...

[ { "content": "Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the babys face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the ...

[ { "content": "Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you...

[ { "content": "(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right there. (Puts the phone down)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that Emma? Is she up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content"...

[ { "content": "Ok! (Opens the door for them)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nighty-night!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye, bye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey? How could you just let them leave?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, he di...

[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (smiles)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(smile fades) What audition?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? You never said anything about an audition!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "A monologue? I don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his \"dramatic reading\") I got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waitin...

[ { "content": "Go! Go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on robot!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the dog) What are you barking at?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Way to go robot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good job Alan!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, good race you guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, see you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They left.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "RACHEL!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OOH! God! Sorry!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Emma's awake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "...

[ { "content": "I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Game?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh! That's my girl!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's how old you are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...", "role": "a...

[ { "content": "There's no-one around. Why don't we just take this one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...and head to Canada!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was kidding.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wasn't. Let's get going!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, not yet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh good, I didn't miss the party.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about your massage client?", "role": "user" }, { "conte...

[ { "content": "Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Ross and Rachel) I've been here the whole time!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!", "rol...

[ { "content": "Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) NO, no science camp!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit! I'll put a ca...

[ { "content": "What's wrong? Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing at cake) Hey, you made it into a bunny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wha...

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, you ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A-a-and... record.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) ...

[ { "content": "(yelling at the top of her voice) Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've never given her a cookie. Have you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content...

[ { "content": "U-U-Um, I think there's been an oversight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much \"with the words\".", ...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Don't you look nice?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first ki...

[ { "content": "Hey...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(surprised) Oh... (he pauses) (sounds disappointed) Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Writing on the papers) B, B, B, B, B!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(he opens the door) Hi Amy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Still sharp as a tack!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(gives up) Yes, yes, you did.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's right, yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Always nice to meet a fan!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So now, what are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ehm... Her name is Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joey) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, she may be the hottest girl I've ever hated.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What... what you working on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(using a laptop) Oh, Monica and Chandler's reco...

[ { "content": "Oh, I know, isn't she?", "role": "assistant" } ]