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[
{
"content": "I'm ok.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok well, I would like to do a dig in the painted desert.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, there are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did you just say \"break up with Charlie\"?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you serious?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Sorry, I'm late.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, he really hates it. But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair! So you got to pick your battles. But t... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What's up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sounds disappointed) Oh.",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "(Rolls his eyes) I guess!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say \"What's wrong? Answer the question\")",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(annoyed) May 12th?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(even more shocked) Wha..? I need 6 graduate students.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha...? Wait, wait, wait, just a minute. None of my questions have anything to do with Paleontology.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(annoyed) um... I've never heard of a \"Boscodictiasaur\".",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stares at him angrily) Ok. (determined to spell it correctly) B - O - S ...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But you are a liar.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What did I just say?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You still here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted. When I tell somebody I did something...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok? First, you lied, right? Then, yo... |
[
{
"content": "He really is a chameleon.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiling from ear to ear) Well, Gladys say hello to your new home! (she holds out the 'painting')",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(faking happiness) Oh, my!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh... |
[
{
"content": "Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(genuinely excited about it) Yeah, yeah! And you can get rid of that F... |
[
{
"content": "(Sarcastic) No! Stop!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Skeptical) Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I have to break up with Charlie?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're crazy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Crazy!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Yelling) Get out! (Benjamin leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "O-oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(enters from his bedroom) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I got it from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable ... |
[
{
"content": "She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. (in a spooky, slow voice) And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! I sold that to Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, too late. You can't give it back! (she pushes the painting back to Rachel)",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (there's a pause)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's mine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's m-i-i-ne!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's mine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's mine!",
"role": "assistant"
}... |
[
{
"content": "Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excellent!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now, what do you say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Lying is wrong!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And?... AND?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm a pretty little girl.",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "Your ex-boyfriend is insane.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't give you up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? Is it ethical to ask someone in a grant review, who was the voice of \"Underdog\"?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damnit!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Too little, too late, Benji!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(indignant) No!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "or...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gladys?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're mean!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, don't be such a baby!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, what are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's funny, we were doing the same thing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah it... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, and I'm responsible for just like half of that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) Maybe you do that next time you get married!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no. The next time it's gonna be a Hawaii at sunset. [pause] But maybe the time aft... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "Yes. We're here to make a rather sizeable donation to the children.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I think you're gonna appreciate it the crap out of this one (she gives him a check)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And we don't want any recognition. This is completely anonymous.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Buffay is spelled B-U-F-F-A-Y.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure, I so glad we did this. It feels so good!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! (she takes a t-shirt which was on the counter)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mhm... it's moist.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(he enters) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Emma will be up in a minute!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, good!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.",
"role": "user... |
[
{
"content": "Space is filled with orbiting children. (pause) Look, please, just come on, you know, when youll see the look on Emmas face, I swear you wont regret it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good, you dont want to be one of thos... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, the adoption lady is early!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, ok, here we go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Here we go. Stand up straight. (smiling) Big smile. (opens the door and both are smiling exa... |
[
{
"content": "Ok, careful.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Careful, watch her hair. WATCH HER HAIR!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach, shes got like three hairs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know (she t... |
[
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Here we go! (He starts pushing Emma)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, careful, ok. (Emma giggles) Oh, shes smiling! Oh my God, she does like it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See, I told you!",
"role": "ass... |
[
{
"content": "Its for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The donation we made earlier, we k, we w, we want it back.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didnt want, but it turns out we do.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am sorry. I am, but this wedding is just really important to me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, thats not fair! A persons wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didnt have a graduation party! And I didnt go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to kill me or whatever. So I deserve a real c... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, I am Monica and this is Chandler. Please come in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Would you like something to drink?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. Were really excited about getting this process started.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, because we love kids. Love em to death.Well, not actually to death, that's just a figure of speech - we love kids the appropriate amount... as a... |
[
{
"content": "Ah, thank you. This building does have a wholesome family feel to it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs. (Laura looks shocked)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But other than that... wholesome, wholesome building.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? What is it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh... that wouldn't by any chance be... Joey Tribbiani?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Of course it was!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "RAT BASTARD!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with kids though.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "SON OF A BITCH! (turns to his right to see three kids staring at him) (To the kids) Oh relax! I didn't say the 'F' word! (They go away)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, see! I told you, thos... |
[
{
"content": "Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Screams to interrupt Joey) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......AAAaaa-doption!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls. (Joey bangs on the door again)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Guys!?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Keep on roaming Bert! We don't want any crazy today!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Everything doesn't sound fine!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah! He has a caretaker. His older brother... Ernie.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(nervous smile) You can't make this stuff up!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Lightly) Oh! It ended okay. One of my friends shot him.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. (thinks for a few seconds) Just like the kids I took the money from.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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