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[
{
"content": "A spoon. Your hands. Your face!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Paper, snow, a ghost!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A rock, a dog, the earth.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Salami, anchovies, jam!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Paper, snow, a ghost!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chickens?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ketchup!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Relish!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, wow! I'm so sorry, ok? I promise, we'll do better next time!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, Saturday night!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kinda silly, but, do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, why?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You did?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(angrily) AND ON MY TURF?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who is it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Excited, running back to her seat) Oh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...If-you-say-so.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we co... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is how I look when I'm turned on!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shocking!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry, did you say all man or old man?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, .. uh... uh... pass. (Next word",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, then pass. (Next word",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You made out with Missy Goldberg. How could you do that, after you promised me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You broke the pact!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, that was 16 years ago!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "I never did anything with Adrienne Turner.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh please, and you knew how much I liked her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know what... you're talking about.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you've got a boyfriend!",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Listen Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cool! (They start kissing again and Chandler looks shocked)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I didn't know you knew about that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I did and it hurt. (they walk towards the bar) That's when I wrote the song",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looks disappointed in himself) Man... I... I'm sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}... |
[
{
"content": "I am sooo drunk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Soo... you girls having fun?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "Oh THATS ME! (she runs to the pizza guy)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(finishing the last of her drink) I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe if you go to school here next year we can totally hang out.",
... |
[
{
"content": "You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, wait. No there's gotta be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So maybe something in an office.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(after a pause) Finish it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Your last dance. Do it for us.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah. He deserves to do the thing he loves one last time.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh this is so ho-o-ot!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, no, no, don't stop!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(nervously) Yeah...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I-I don't know. Types of trees?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sympathetic) Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know any Spanish words.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Things that go \"tssst\" when you put them out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Things that burn.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, oh, oh... What a dog says.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(instantly) Pizza toppings, next!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, oh, oh... (5 seconds left)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Girls Chandler could never get?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where? (looking around)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, where's Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? When was this?",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, crap!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hey Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(afraid) Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, no, no, let your dad get this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, what did ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, (he goes towards Mike in order to shake hands but Mike hugs him) hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That is why!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So Rach.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where is Emma?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Monica made me send her to my mother's. Apparently babies and weddings don't mix.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Ah, our little ones are growing up fast, uh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, I'm not that fond of you either, ok buddy? But I'm just trying to be nice for the kids!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who cares, AND?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'll do it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(standing up too) M-Me-me-me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pick me, I look great in a tux and I will not steal focus.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Mike, no, no. You wanna pick me, I mean... watch! (he mimics the groommens way of walking down the aisle with a bridesmaid) Huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror... as he is me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please, you're going down!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "So, you know I'm filling in for Phoebe's step dad, tomorrow, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, a wiseacre. (Mike looks bewildered). No, no, no, I understand you plan to support your wife by playing the piano? Isn't that kind of unstable?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Strike two!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Strike three! You only get one more, Mike!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, what did you decide?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I decided to pee.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mike didn't tell you? You have to chose one of us to be in your wedding. One of his groomsmen fell out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, n... |
[
{
"content": "You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(very serious) It's 2101 and I am not amused. (pause). Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. (Everyone sits and Phoebe gets up)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and som... |
[
{
"content": "And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Happy wedding day!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, happy my wedding day to you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and ... |
[
{
"content": "Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're ju... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Where's Rach?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's in her room, why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok?... |
[
{
"content": "Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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