bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Ok?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Dr. Franzblau) Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Help! Help!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...(sees Ross and Susan staring at her) la la la la la la.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Where have you been?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just had a baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mazel tov!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(anxiously) No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. Are you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm a waitress.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(getting the point) Yeah. Gotcha.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok. That's fine. (takes her earrings out)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. (to Susan) This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is so great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna explain that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sure they'll be here soon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Relax. You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby's at zero station.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You are really frightening me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, got the vent open.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the nametag on the uniform) Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebs, It's open! It's open!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We're here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Long story, honey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(puts his head near the baby) Hello! (to Dr. Franzblau) Oh, sorry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(from the air vent overhead) You guys, he's beautiful!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks, Pheebs!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(thinking) How 'bout Ben?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We uh, we just cooked it up.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can we come in?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Ben) I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Susan, he looks just like you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I still am one of these.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, can I?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The head, the head. You gotta...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(getting choked up) Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. (walks out of the picture) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns) And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. (Does a baseball sign.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "He is so amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know. Look at him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. (screen goes blank) Look, he's opening his eyes. (picture comes back)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He doesn't do much, does he?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, this is pretty much it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys wanna get some coffee?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, I'll see you guys later.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And here's little Ben nodding off...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(quietly) That would be nice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pardon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will, really. I'll pay you back this time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sigh)... And where's this money coming from? (gives money to Joey)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(overhearing) What kind of research?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, just, y'know.... science.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that. (everyone's interest is piqued, they all look over)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sigh)... It's a fertility study.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... (hands meat to Monica)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in a deep voice) Men are here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We make fire. Cook meat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, OK.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man's got a point.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Crazy bitch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey... we always know what you mean.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. (Phoebe sees his bags)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm going to China.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jeez, you say one thing, and...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're going to China?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, let me see! (takes the picture)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... (puts picture down, sees Ross staring at her) Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (pause) Hey, who's Carl?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "At the coffeehouse, right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sigh)....I have to go to China.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The country?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore.... no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget about her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Course there, they just call it food.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah... I guess. I don'tI don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? (gives Chandler a gift for Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man. (Joey gives Ross a hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Like the three musketeers, only with fruit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Ooooh. (looks dumbfounded at Joey's stupidity)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Then you do. Heh, heh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, just be there for her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Not following you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Think about it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "OK, I'm guessing this is from...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, thank you, Melanie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing out a gift) OK, this one right here is from me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(picks it up) OK... ah, it's light... (shakes it)...it rattles... it's... (opens it) Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you! (she gives it back to him)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And...(opens it)...it's a book!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's Dr. Seuss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Who's this from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's Ross's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... (opens it)... (sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Remembered what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe he did this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What did you just say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(panicked) ahem... um... Crystal duck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no.... the, um, the... 'love' part?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stuttering incoherently) F-hah.... flennin....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.... my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(rubbing his temples) Oh, no-no-no-no-no....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I mean, this is unbelievable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. This is really, really huge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OK, is there a mute button on this woman?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quickly) H-He's in China!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The country.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, wait. (checks Ross's itinerary) His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about the time difference?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "From here to the airport?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, what're you gonna say to him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I-I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then maybe you shouldn't go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here, look, alright, does this help?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. (opens door)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(something in Chinese)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ni-chou chi-ma! (walks onto jetway)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me....", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh... I don't know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Heh, heh. It was nothin'.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure! Why not?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How do you mean?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know, I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling... but I'm thinking... oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Another good point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(confused) Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why isn't it working out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know... sometimes it doesn't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is he not cute enough for you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does he not make enough money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I'm just....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe there's someone else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is there? Is there someone else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! There is.. there is noone else!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, big...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shhhh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) ...spender.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's still asleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So how'd it go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't know you had another level.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! Neither did I!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, from who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gets up) No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Who is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "C'mon up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Behind my brother's back? (Rachel glares at her) ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Seven hundred bucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? (Joey closes his eyes and walks around with arms spread.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine, just stop thinking about me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Can't do it, can you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I'm thinking about you. So what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, it's too hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, you're like my best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If we broke up, and I lost you...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, start looking.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right! You're right!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know what?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sifting through crowd) Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hey, hey, I got that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, they will. I just... uh...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on, they're gonna love you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like \"forget about her\" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, \"Oh my god.\" So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(seeing her) Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're bleeding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No way!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um, this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys, you got your hair cut.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What up?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everyone, this is Julie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(out of breath) Julie.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Dr. Franzblau) Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Help! Help!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...(sees Ross and Susan staring at her) la la la la la la.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Where have you been?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just had a baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mazel tov!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(anxiously) No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. Are you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm a waitress.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(getting the point) Yeah. Gotcha.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok. That's fine. (takes her earrings out)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. (to Susan) This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is so great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You wanna explain that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sure they'll be here soon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Relax. You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby's at zero station.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) You are really frightening me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, got the vent open.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the nametag on the uniform) Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebs, It's open! It's open!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We're here!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Long story, honey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(puts his head near the baby) Hello! (to Dr. Franzblau) Oh, sorry.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(from the air vent overhead) You guys, he's beautiful!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks, Pheebs!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(thinking) How 'bout Ben?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We uh, we just cooked it up.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can we come in?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Ben) I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Susan, he looks just like you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, I still am one of these.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, can I?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The head, the head. You gotta...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(getting choked up) Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. (walks out of the picture) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns) And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. (Does a baseball sign.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "He is so amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know. Look at him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. (screen goes blank) Look, he's opening his eyes. (picture comes back)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He doesn't do much, does he?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, this is pretty much it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You guys wanna get some coffee?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, I'll see you guys later.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And here's little Ben nodding off...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(quietly) That would be nice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Pardon?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will, really. I'll pay you back this time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sigh)... And where's this money coming from? (gives money to Joey)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(overhearing) What kind of research?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, just, y'know.... science.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that. (everyone's interest is piqued, they all look over)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sigh)... It's a fertility study.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... (hands meat to Monica)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(in a deep voice) Men are here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We make fire. Cook meat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, OK.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man's got a point.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Crazy bitch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey... we always know what you mean.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. (Phoebe sees his bags)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm going to China.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jeez, you say one thing, and...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're going to China?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, let me see! (takes the picture)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... (puts picture down, sees Ross staring at her) Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (pause) Hey, who's Carl?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "At the coffeehouse, right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sigh)....I have to go to China.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The country?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No no, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore.... no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget about her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Course there, they just call it food.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah... I guess. I don'tI don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? (gives Chandler a gift for Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man. (Joey gives Ross a hug)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Like the three musketeers, only with fruit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Ooooh. (looks dumbfounded at Joey's stupidity)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Then you do. Heh, heh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, just be there for her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Not following you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Think about it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "OK, I'm guessing this is from...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, thank you, Melanie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pointing out a gift) OK, this one right here is from me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(picks it up) OK... ah, it's light... (shakes it)...it rattles... it's... (opens it) Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you! (she gives it back to him)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And...(opens it)...it's a book!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's Dr. Seuss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Rachel)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Who's this from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's Ross's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... (opens it)... (sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Remembered what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe he did this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What did you just say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(panicked) ahem... um... Crystal duck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no.... the, um, the... 'love' part?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stuttering incoherently) F-hah.... flennin....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.... my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(rubbing his temples) Oh, no-no-no-no-no....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I mean, this is unbelievable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. This is really, really huge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OK, is there a mute button on this woman?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(quickly) H-He's in China!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The country.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, wait. (checks Ross's itinerary) His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What about the time difference?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "From here to the airport?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, what're you gonna say to him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I-I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then maybe you shouldn't go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here, look, alright, does this help?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. (opens door)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(something in Chinese)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ni-chou chi-ma! (walks onto jetway)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me....", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh... I don't know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Heh, heh. It was nothin'.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure! Why not?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How do you mean?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know, I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling... but I'm thinking... oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Another good point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(confused) Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why isn't it working out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know... sometimes it doesn't.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is he not cute enough for you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Does he not make enough money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I'm just....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe there's someone else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is there? Is there someone else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! There is.. there is noone else!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, big...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shhhh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(quietly) ...spender.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She's still asleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So how'd it go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't know you had another level.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! Neither did I!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, from who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gets up) No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "C'mon up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Behind my brother's back? (Rachel glares at her) ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Seven hundred bucks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? (Joey closes his eyes and walks around with arms spread.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine, just stop thinking about me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Can't do it, can you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I'm thinking about you. So what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, it's too hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, you're like my best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If we broke up, and I lost you...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, start looking.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right! You're right!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know what?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sifting through crowd) Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hey, hey, I got that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, they will. I just... uh...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on, they're gonna love you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like \"forget about her\" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, \"Oh my god.\" So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(seeing her) Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're bleeding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No way!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um, this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys, you got your hair cut.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What up?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everyone, this is Julie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(out of breath) Julie.", "role": "assistant" } ]