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[
{
"content": "Even when we were having sex in that chair?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aww... (They hug)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Big day.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know he's gay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just wanna clarify this",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...I'm, I'm okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoo-hoo!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, there you go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Second date!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...I dunno.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You don't know?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I have no idea. But look how much they spent!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. It's just such reckless spending.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? It's, it's just a phase.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, that's what we said about Joey...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This woman's living my life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're not an artist.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Yawning) Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Yawning) Nooo...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How about Joey... Pepponi?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey... Switzerland?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, it does not ring a bell with me...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Might wanna try Joseph.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Hushes her) Alright, great. Thanks a lot. (Hangs up) I'm going to tap class.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What d'you think?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Lotsa things.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Which one do you think she is?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What does she mean?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think she means (Imitates) 'You dance",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She could be you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I'm not getting this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Dancing in a swirly, Phoebe kind of way) I'm totally getting it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? You just click when they click.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great. It's gym class all over again.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. It's Dutch.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Mortified) Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where've you been?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "At the vet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Hey! He beat ya.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So what does this mean?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm gonna have to give him up.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Isn't there any way you can keep him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no. The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some... monkey lovin,' he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How do you get a monkey into a zoo?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey. We found her, we found the girl.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you call the cops?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope. We took her to lunch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...Take off their hats!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Popes in a Volkswagen! ...I love that joke.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No way. No way did you do this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "'Scuse me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To the others) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'd say that chair's taking the brunt.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, somebody will.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're kidding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, you'd think I would've.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe. Whaddyou think a good stage name for me would be?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...Flame Boy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where exactly is your zoo?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, he's, he's very docile.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well I, I don't know. Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why- why- why would he need a blade?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...He's in.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yo- hooo!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where the hell've you been?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you drunk?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noooo! (Comes closer and whispers) I'm lying. I am so drunk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica? Monica!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Water rules!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm- I'm Monana!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They've arrested Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, not... worried, just... wondering.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not necessarily...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, I'm not actually Amish.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "In. (She joins in the dancing. She still flounders)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, bye, champ. Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, but remember, there's also a lot to learn.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just, just say what you feel.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Marcel, I'm hungry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That was good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Brings Marcel a teddy bear) Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs down and starts humping his leg) Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Holden McGroin.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tell him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Tell him, tell him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just...please tell him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shut up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tell me what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at you, you won't even look at him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Doing it on this table. (points at the table)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Exellent dream score.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why, why, why would you dream that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "More importantly, was I any good?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, you were pretty damn good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate. (Monica pats him on his lap)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I love it, when we share.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're okay there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Get off.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(points at Joey's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. What are you wearing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pirates again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught this \"massage-yourself-at-home-workshop.\" And they are.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What... I could, I could do it. What is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. (Ross looks at her.) It's a whole big boob story.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I could be a secretary.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I could do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you playing with?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's my new beeper.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, I'll see you guys later. (raises)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Off to see young Ethan?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How young is young Ethan? Young?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He's... our age.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When we were?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, he's a senior in college.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "College?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I can't pass for 22?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe 25-26.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am 26.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There you go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can you hear that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(plays with a thumbtack remover) Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See that'll stop when you pick up the phone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Uh, I'm on. (picks up the phone)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm not in a meeting. I'm right... Whoops.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Will he know what this is in reference to? (Listens) And he has your number? (Listens) All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross says hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, now, I actually have to get to work.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, I'm gonna be out there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Bye bye.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye bye.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(answering it) Yes?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whatcha doin'?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh. (leans against the desk)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Could tonight be the Night?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, did you shave your legs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A-ha!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Services? (Ross looks at him) Oh, services.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hey. How was the first day?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, because, you know... they don't like you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought you knew that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noho. Who doesn't they like me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you talking about?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like \"Mr. Boss Man\". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, \"Boss Man Bing\".",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't belive it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah. They even do you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They do me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know like... uh okay... uh... 'Could that report be any later?'",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't sound like that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh Chandler...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh... Yeah, you do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "'The hills were alive with the sound of music.'",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reaches for hi scones) My scones.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did not.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How was that possible?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Unless...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ethan?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you a virgin?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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