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[
{
"content": "You keep saying that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no. Nothing wrong about that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're not a senior?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok...ay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don't say it. (closes Ethan's mouth with her hand)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Okay, Andr should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. (to Phoebe) Just easier that way.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, forget it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. (Moves closer.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh... andybody, anybody else there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, it was just the three of us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) You know what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There were times when it wasn't even me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That is so sweet, you guys. (hugs them)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ethan called again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you not seeing him anymore?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's morphin time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Stegosaurus!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tyrannosaurus!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, oh, I've gotta go. (raises) Whoa, oh, head rush. One more, and then I have to go. (sits down, and then raises again) Cool!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where are you going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Work people? Nobody told me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You think I should?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I really do, yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You were great. But they still made fun of you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know, now you're more like, you know like, \"Mr. Caring Boss,\" \"Mr.\", you know, \"I'm one of you, Boss,\" \"Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then, I don't get it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just wan't to...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, but you can't.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But I just wa...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh uh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aren't you gonna...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What about Andr?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was gonna be my opener.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I thought that was just a rumour.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "True story.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They're here already?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It was.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ethan, it's um... it's icky.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...love you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you're hands still wet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, moist, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let's dry 'em again.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Petrie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working this weekend.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? (his beeper goes off) Great, now I'm having a baby.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, Ooh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm having... I'm having a baby. (jumps back onto the table again) I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know where the phone is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm hurt.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, get out of the fridge.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right. (he comes out from their apartment with a huge sandwich in his hand)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is that? (refering to the sandwich)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "For the ride.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, like in a cab...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Save it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, hating this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, I'm going. I'm going.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here we go, here we go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rossy, Rossy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do we have to know about that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, it's ok when Chandler does it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You have to pick your moments.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did I miss it, did I miss it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's not even here yet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What's with the guitar?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Carol) Where the hell have you been?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I used to have that bumper sticker.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Rachel) You see what I mean.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Stopped for a Chunky.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(weakly) No.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dr. Franzblau, hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'll get it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I got itI'm getting it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, that's funny!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want a baby.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, listen, lady....(sees that she's pregnant)...whoa.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah? And who do you like?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, oh, oh, sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks, Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You'll get one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah? When?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why won't I be married when I'm 40?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(trapped) Uh, uh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did you go home and change?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I haven't seen him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No reason. (turns around, makes an 'Oh my God' gesture with his eyes)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tribbiani.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(takes phone) Hi, yeah, it's me. (Listens) Oh, no no no, we're just friends. (Listens) Yeah, I'm single. (Listens) 25. (Listens) An actor. (Listens) Hello?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, look, maybe I should just go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good luck, and uh, take care, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, it is.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Breathe.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Breathe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Breathe.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who the hell is Jordie?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I got it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, you started it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Susan) Thanks a lot.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Carol) Yeah, listen...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ew! What is that? Something exploded!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please. This is so your fault.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I'm threatened by you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Susan.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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