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[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. (tries to do it, but cant)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Feburary 16th.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, thats close. Whens yours?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Ive got three of my five.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Three of your five, what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, its hard okay, I only have two spots left.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Elizabeth Hurely....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oooh-hoo, very attractive, forgiving.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Susan Sarandon.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Eh, y'know what, shes to political, she probably wouldnt let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And!! Isabella Rosselini.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know shes too international, y'know shes never gonna be around.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody whos gonna be in the country like all the time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, cause thats why you wont get Isabella Rosselini, geography.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay so, by melting, you meant melting.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So is it like art?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well um, not right now. Y'know Im just gonna go to bed, I think the fumes are giving me a headache.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gnight, bro.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here. (gives him a fire extinguisher) Y'know, just in case.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What kind of karate is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No kind. He just makes it up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So hows it going with you guys?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So far, it kinda blows. I dont know, I just thought y'know that hed feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh honey, were close now but you-you wouldnt believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....(Phoebe shakes her head like she doesnt understand) Thats where the waistband actually goes over your head.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, how do you play the shadow game?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, how do you play the shadow game?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just asked you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just asked you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont have time for this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, that is what the game is.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Which you just gave up really quickly.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Have you seen Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, just this! (turns around and has a paint lid stuck to the back of his pants.) Yknow what its my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yo!! Spackel boy! Get up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He started mine first!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Build the unit Cinderelly, lay the tile Cinderelly.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Im a masseuse. I give people massages and stuff.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All righty. Ill be back in-in a little bit. Unless you wanna come with me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its beautiful! Its like the first bathroom floor there ever was. (Chandler tries to go to the bathroom) Whoa! Are you going in there for?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What, like a number?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Bye! (runs to the bathroom)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Im done with my choices, these are final. (holds up a little card)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, its about time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, very official.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, well y'know Chandler printed it up on his computer.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And who laminated it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That would be me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right let me see. (grabs the card) Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, its my list.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!-Hey! Whats going on?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You cant have sex with her!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nooo! Why would you think that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whatever, its the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyways.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You really thought it was perfect?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont....",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right, okay, um-mm.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I guess I do, yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I-I wasnt hopping mad, y'know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. All right, this is my favourite part of the weekend, right now, this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She wasnt a hooker.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, on three. One....Two....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why dont we just go on two.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why two?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because its faster.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I coulda counted to three like four times without all this two talk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, but in the future...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay!! Okay!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Heavy thing, not getting lighter!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, one...two...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So we are going on two?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, good job Joe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, its big!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe, my rulers wrong.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maybe all the rulers are wrong.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look its not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, listen, before I forget that side is still wet.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Gunther) Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Isabella Rosselini. (points to her)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you serious? (they all look) Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? Cause otherwise youd go for it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, maybe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh, you lie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What you dont think Id go up to her?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, hold my crawler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, hes about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. Im just sorry we dont got popcorn.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but thats okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, (gets his out) so Im allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, its flattery.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella. Dont, dont just dismiss this so fast. I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, no.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But, okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, see, but thats not the final draft.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler (Chandler waves) brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the rest of the gang) Were just gonna be friends.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y'know what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I bet ya ya I could fit in there. (points to a hole in the center)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive got five bucks says you cant.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Get out your checkbook, mister.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I think I have the cash.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You are dogged man! I totally fit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors wont open) Im out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, its like a dirty math problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, thats really a different question.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me, there was no time!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but lets say there was. How might that go?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Does anybody need more coffee?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Ill take some.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, theres a dog out there!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, that is so unfortunate.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from bedroom) Okay, Ill be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe Im sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You didnt leave lipstick marks on the phone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(angrily) Bye-bye! (to Ross) Thats why I moved out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think on some levels she already knows.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, she doesnt know that you sneak out every night, she doesnt know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesnt know that youve been living with your Grandmothers for a week now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well maybe not on those levels.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, with a goatee) Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im never gonna find a roommate, ever.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why, nobody good?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So how many more do you have tomorrow?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who Im not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone Chandler Bing, he said Whoa-whoa, short message.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, hows it going with you guys?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know......never.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure. Ummm. Whats up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, ah, Im an actor. Im fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and dont worry Im totally okay with the gay thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What gay thing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well okay Jerry, thanks for stopping by.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Mon.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do I ever.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chris says theyre closing down the bar.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No way!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Got me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to bartender) Can I get a beer.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, did you pick a roommate?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You betcha!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is it the Italian guy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um-mm, yeah right!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hes so cute.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yes, and thats what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but after that, were shootin some pool.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats all right. (to her friends) I mean hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ummm, I think its time to see the ring again. (holds her hand out and they all scream)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, so?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, you cant even see where the Titanic hit it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. So how-how bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aww, not right now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, but thats okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, Ill get-get back to my friend.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. (points at Chandler, who holds up the cue ball as a Remember me? thing) Listen, can we please have lunch the next time Im in the city?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thatd be great.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye! (to Chandler) Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what are they doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, something girlie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing with the lamp?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im just taking it to be re-wired.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You dont play the oboe!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then Im gonna have to ask you to keep it down. (slams the door in his face.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! (goes into the apartment)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(leaving to go to work) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you soo, much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, dont thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You want some help with that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no thanks, I got it. (picks it up) No I dont!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa! Are you okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its the heat. (has her hand on his chest, and then pulls it away) And-and the humidity.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats a uh, thats a tough combination.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Gotcha.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you bet I am!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(turning around) Okay, heres your penis!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh right, right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wheres your bed?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, enough with the third degree! I-Ive, I dont live here anymore.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you talking about?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Everybody knows!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I wouldve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You can spill. In the sink.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aw, honey its not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I love you, too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aww, good. (they hug) What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Im just said.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So ah, whatcha watching?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Baywatch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats it about?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Lifeguards.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, it sounds kinda stupid... (looks at the TV) Whos she?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nicole Eggert. You'll like her.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Look at them run.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Ill go get one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no, dont get up, I got a cooler right here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, hello!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(all depressed) Help yourself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe moved out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I dont have a boyfriend?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noo!! You dont have a boyfriend because....I dont, I dont know why you dont have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I think so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-ho, come here. (goes and hugs her) Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman Ive ever known in real life.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(all depressed) Hi. Where is everybody?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no! Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, now I do!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Seven years. I mean weve been together seven years, shes the only woman whos ever loved me, and the only woman Ive-Ive ever....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aw, God Ross. Oh.(goes over and hugs him)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, this is nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, it is isnt it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, that sounds great. (starts to leave) Oh, and listen, its, its gonna be....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Maybe this wouldve happened if Id been more nurturing, or Id paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I cant believe this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And youre so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And youre kind (kisses him on the lips)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. (kisses her on the lips)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, its okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (they start kissing again)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait, wait, wait.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My foot is stuck in the pocket.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I cant get it out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, thats not something a girl wants to hear.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Stupid balls are in the way. (holds up two balls)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well. It probably wouldve been the most constructive solution.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You have chalk on your face.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Ross youre right, I dont know why I always thought this was real grass.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, are you okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My wifes a lesbian.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cool!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross-Joey, Joey-Ross. (they shake hands)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe you came back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dont say anything. I dont wanna speak, I dont wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um, (shyly) Barry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whos singing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was always Joanne.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Question. Was ah, Egg the Gellers! the war cry of your neighbourhood?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ewww! Oh! Its the Mattress King!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Booo!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Janice) Dont look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What a wank!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves. (they all stare at her) And Im appalled for you by the way.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh shoot, tomorrows not so good, Im supposed to um, fall off the Empire State building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, my father doesnt hate you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Please, he refers to me as wethead.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(leaning in) Ill go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi Gunther.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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