bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "You cant leave! I have your shoe!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, ladies and gentlemen, lets poke. (they start to advance the giant poking device) Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, were approaching the window (as he says this the camera cuts to their view of Ugly Naked Guy, so that we actually see him!) Thread the needle. Thread the needle.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hes alive! Hes a-live!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And yet, were still poking him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, retract the device, retract the device.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He does not look happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, thats never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing) Ill hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe enters) I cant resist your charms. And love....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(joining him) Love....", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(high pitched) No you know I dont mind.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive found.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive found....", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, its your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Every year.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Halftime.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! That would be sooo much fun!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, can I play too? Ive never played football, like ever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, you can cover Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, I dont, I dont really wanna play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Dont say that I dont have goals!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, you have to start getting over her. All right, if you play, you get some fresh air, maybe itll take your mind off Janice, and if you dont play, everyone will be mad at you cause the teams wont be even. Come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, all right, Ill play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lets do it! Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you wanna play football?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, Monica and I arent supposed to play football.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Says who? Your mom?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, you say that proudly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To score the winning touchdown, by the way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, there was a Geller Cup?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... (pauses to collect himself, as he is on the verge of tears saying this) threw it in the lake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And was the curse lifted?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I see you for a second?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(shouting) Once!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, were gonna play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom wont let me cross the street.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Lets bring it in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here you go. (throws her the ball)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(knocking it down instead of catching it) That almost hit me in the face.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, we have to pick captains.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And then Tineals.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so how do we decide that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, why dont we just bunny up.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, Im your best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sweetie, dont worry youll get picked. Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sweetie, now I pick you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You dont pick me! Youre stuck with me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. All right. So lets see, lets play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, well kick off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right people listen, Ive got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Just like in the pros.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huddle up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to his team) All right, huddle up, right over here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Joeys gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats block?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought you meant in life.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Break.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. (goes to kick the ball but kicks Rosss foot instead.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oww!! Son of a...!! Ow! Come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. Im sorry. Y'know what, were just gonna throw it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I got it. (catches the ball)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go! Go! Go!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Score!! 7 to nothing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coming over to Ross, who is just getting up) Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, lets go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Losers walk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, losers talk!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, actually losers rhyme.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(coming up under center, just like a real quarterback does, and puts his hands between Rosss legs.) Twenty-three!! Seventy-four!! (Ross stands up and looks at him) You wanna go shotgun?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(from the shotgun) Hike!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Over here!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(proud of her self) I almost caught that one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Now, the score is 7 to almost 7.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, (to Chandler) this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, what am I gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You, you go long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, how long?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Until we start to look very small.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Break!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Set....hike!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi, switch! Switch! Switch!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, no, no!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Haaaaa! Hey-hey, thanks for stopping our ball.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi-hi, Im Joey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry Dutch, I didnt get that last little bit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running up) Hey Joey, do you wanna play football or you wanna.. (sees Marhan) Hi, Im Chandler.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mar-klan.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mar-haaaan.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on guys! Lets go! Come on, its second down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, hello, its third down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No its not, its second.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It just amazes me that your still pulling stuff like this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pulling what? Its second down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, its second down. (turns away) Take all the second downs you need.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I heard that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I said it loud.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, that went well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, Ill let you have her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didnt I wouldnt have a shot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler, I want you to run a post pattern to the left, okay. And sweetie..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, go long. Y'know, its like all Im doing is running back and forth from the huddle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I see that for second.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Hut! Hike!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Fumble!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hells the matter with you?! This is my favourite jersey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, thats it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Well, Ive been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you thats mean!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, come on guys, lets go! Tie score, and were runnin out of time. Forty-two!! Thirty-eight!! Hike! (the timer sounds as Monica throws the ball to Phoebe.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I got it!! (catches the ball) Oh! Ew! Broken boob! Ow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, run!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Run, Phoebe, run!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Touchdown!! Touchdown!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesnt count.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "After the snap!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Before the snap!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "After!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Before!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now, does it really matter?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, okay, I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown. So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Pheebs, thats great. It doesnt count.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does so count!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, thats fine, maybe you havent grown up, but I have.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho, okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dead leg!! (kicks him in the thigh.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Woo-yay!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, first of all, I dont play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? Ill think youll play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really! Why is that?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Because the winner gets this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Geller Cup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That cup is mine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No its not! You want it, youre gonna have to win it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so are we not having dinner at all?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its hard, y'know, his huddle is closer to Dutch girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Break!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here you go!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler! Chandler!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Margha) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa! Whoa!! Tackled by a girl! Bet ya dont see that everyday, do ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats with the tackling?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! I just touched him and he went over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I love this game!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, whered you get that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I went really long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its no surprise that your winning, cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can not believe your trading me!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Rach, come on. Lets see whats it like to be on a winning team for a change.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you gonna let me play?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right then.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that its better if were on the same team.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right. Okay, lets play. Lets go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice try. (to Margha) See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didnt understand the question.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you dont you have Captain Hook explain it to her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wh-what?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, it doesnt matter, cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were not gonna lose to girls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Its 42-21!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This sucks, I was just up by that much!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. Lets kill um!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!!! Kill um!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Come on! Dont make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, theres a reason.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Mon, let her throw the ball.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right Rachel, you sweep behind, Ill pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you! Break!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thirty-two! Seventy-one! Hike!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im so sorry! Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Im not okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the timer) Thirty seconds left on the timer!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, so we get to take that stupid troll thing home!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! Come on! Hurry! Were running out of time! Huddle up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the verge of tears) Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Break!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Let go! Let go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let go! Im a tiny little woman!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys! Guys! Come on! Its Thanksgiving, its not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, (to Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ow!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe theres a like league we could join or something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Isnt there a national football league.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When theyre hungry enough, theyll come in.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Let go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! You let go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. I guess the other people just dont care enough.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Its starting to snow.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Gimme the this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let go!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(reading the comics) Eh..., I dont, I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks about it) Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was shrieking... like a Marine.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right here. Watch me execute the three Ps of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah whos started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You broke a little girls leg?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. I feel horrible. Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im gonna get back to retraining. (gets up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look out kids, hes coming! (Ross continues to leave with his head down in shame.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have fun. Oh wait, no, dont! I forgot I am totally against that now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Me having a job?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Im pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do-able. (starts to get out his wallet) How much are the boxes?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(puts away his wallet) And what is second prize?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, that makes sense.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, Sarah, anything.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, Im selling Brown Bird cookies.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, hi, Im, Im an honorary Brown Bird (does the Brown Bird salute.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, please, please, um, its for a poor little girl who wants to go to Spacecamp more than anything in the world.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, okay! Im going. Im going. (goes across the hall to knock on another door.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(walking up to Joey) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. What, what are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah, (looks at the tree) oh, but oh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Destiny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (One of Joeys co-workers, walks by with a dead tree.) Yikes! That one doesnt look very fulfilled.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, what happens to the old guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, they go into the chipper.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, do I have a feeling thats not as happy as it sounds? (Joey points out one going into the chipper to her, as this haunty, demonic music starts to play in the background) No! Nooooo!!! (she winces in horror and hides her face against Joeys shoulder, as she sees the tree spit out from the chipper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, one box! Come on, Im trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, Im putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Mon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on, now you know you want em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont, dont, dont, dont, dont do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you the first box for free.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she reaches out for it and stops) Oh God! I gotta go! (runs out)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sitting down next to Chandler) Im training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look Rach, wasnt this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah! Im still pursuing that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im also sending out.... good thoughts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you ask me, as long as you got this job, youve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The fear?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Because, Im too afraid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, thatd be much worse than being 28, and still working here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Cant I just look at the handles on them?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Gunther, I quit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "....and 12, 22, 18, four... (Chandler starts laughing) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I spelled out boobies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(comes up and starts looking through Rosss cookie supply) Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, were out. I sold them all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, Im cutting you off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-its no big deal, all right, Im-Im cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, how many have you sold so far?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, how did you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Okay, stop what youre doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me! On my computer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you sure used a large font.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something else I might have said?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sweetie, calm down, its gonna be okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You-you-you dont wanna give into the fear.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Run, Joey! Run for your life! (runs out)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not a problem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And now for the great news.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, that wasnt the great news?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Only if you think its better than this... (holds up an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Christmas cookie?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You cant leave! I have your shoe!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, ladies and gentlemen, lets poke. (they start to advance the giant poking device) Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, were approaching the window (as he says this the camera cuts to their view of Ugly Naked Guy, so that we actually see him!) Thread the needle. Thread the needle.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hes alive! Hes a-live!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And yet, were still poking him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, retract the device, retract the device.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He does not look happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, thats never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing) Ill hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe enters) I cant resist your charms. And love....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(joining him) Love....", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(high pitched) No you know I dont mind.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive found.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ive found....", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, its your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Every year.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Halftime.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! That would be sooo much fun!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, can I play too? Ive never played football, like ever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, you can cover Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, I dont, I dont really wanna play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Dont say that I dont have goals!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, you have to start getting over her. All right, if you play, you get some fresh air, maybe itll take your mind off Janice, and if you dont play, everyone will be mad at you cause the teams wont be even. Come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, all right, Ill play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lets do it! Ross?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you wanna play football?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, Monica and I arent supposed to play football.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Says who? Your mom?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no, you say that proudly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To score the winning touchdown, by the way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, there was a Geller Cup?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... (pauses to collect himself, as he is on the verge of tears saying this) threw it in the lake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And was the curse lifted?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I see you for a second?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(shouting) Once!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, were gonna play.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom wont let me cross the street.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Lets bring it in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here you go. (throws her the ball)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(knocking it down instead of catching it) That almost hit me in the face.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, we have to pick captains.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And then Tineals.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so how do we decide that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, why dont we just bunny up.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monica, Im your best friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sweetie, dont worry youll get picked. Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sweetie, now I pick you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You dont pick me! Youre stuck with me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. All right. So lets see, lets play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, well kick off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right people listen, Ive got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Just like in the pros.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huddle up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to his team) All right, huddle up, right over here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Joeys gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats block?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought you meant in life.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Break.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. (goes to kick the ball but kicks Rosss foot instead.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oww!! Son of a...!! Ow! Come on!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry. Im sorry. Y'know what, were just gonna throw it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I got it. (catches the ball)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go! Go! Go!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Score!! 7 to nothing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coming over to Ross, who is just getting up) Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, lets go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Losers walk!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, losers talk!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, actually losers rhyme.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(coming up under center, just like a real quarterback does, and puts his hands between Rosss legs.) Twenty-three!! Seventy-four!! (Ross stands up and looks at him) You wanna go shotgun?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(from the shotgun) Hike!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Over here!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(proud of her self) I almost caught that one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Now, the score is 7 to almost 7.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, (to Chandler) this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, what am I gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You, you go long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, how long?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Until we start to look very small.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Break!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Set....hike!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi, switch! Switch! Switch!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, no, no, no!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Haaaaa! Hey-hey, thanks for stopping our ball.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi-hi, Im Joey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry Dutch, I didnt get that last little bit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(running up) Hey Joey, do you wanna play football or you wanna.. (sees Marhan) Hi, Im Chandler.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mar-klan.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mar-haaaan.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on guys! Lets go! Come on, its second down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, hello, its third down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No its not, its second.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It just amazes me that your still pulling stuff like this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pulling what? Its second down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, its second down. (turns away) Take all the second downs you need.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I heard that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I said it loud.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, that went well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, Ill let you have her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didnt I wouldnt have a shot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler, I want you to run a post pattern to the left, okay. And sweetie..", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I know, go long. Y'know, its like all Im doing is running back and forth from the huddle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I see that for second.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Hut! Hike!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Fumble!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hells the matter with you?! This is my favourite jersey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, thats it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Well, Ive been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you thats mean!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, come on guys, lets go! Tie score, and were runnin out of time. Forty-two!! Thirty-eight!! Hike! (the timer sounds as Monica throws the ball to Phoebe.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I got it!! (catches the ball) Oh! Ew! Broken boob! Ow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pheebs, run!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Run, Phoebe, run!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Touchdown!! Touchdown!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesnt count.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "After the snap!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Before the snap!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "After!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Before!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now, does it really matter?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, okay, I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown. So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Pheebs, thats great. It doesnt count.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does so count!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, thats fine, maybe you havent grown up, but I have.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-ho, okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dead leg!! (kicks him in the thigh.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Woo-yay!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, first of all, I dont play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know what? Ill think youll play.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really! Why is that?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Because the winner gets this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Geller Cup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That cup is mine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No its not! You want it, youre gonna have to win it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, so are we not having dinner at all?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its hard, y'know, his huddle is closer to Dutch girl.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Break!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here you go!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler! Chandler!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Margha) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa! Whoa!! Tackled by a girl! Bet ya dont see that everyday, do ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats with the tackling?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! I just touched him and he went over.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I love this game!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, whered you get that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I went really long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its no surprise that your winning, cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can not believe your trading me!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Rach, come on. Lets see whats it like to be on a winning team for a change.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you gonna let me play?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right then.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that its better if were on the same team.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right. Okay, lets play. Lets go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nice try. (to Margha) See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didnt understand the question.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you dont you have Captain Hook explain it to her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wh-what?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y'know what, it doesnt matter, cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were not gonna lose to girls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Its 42-21!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This sucks, I was just up by that much!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. Lets kill um!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!!! Kill um!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Come on! Dont make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, theres a reason.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Mon, let her throw the ball.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right Rachel, you sweep behind, Ill pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you! Break!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thirty-two! Seventy-one! Hike!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im so sorry! Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Im not okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the timer) Thirty seconds left on the timer!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay, so we get to take that stupid troll thing home!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! Come on! Hurry! Were running out of time! Huddle up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on the verge of tears) Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Break!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Let go! Let go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let go! Im a tiny little woman!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys! Guys! Come on! Its Thanksgiving, its not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, (to Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ow!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe theres a like league we could join or something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Isnt there a national football league.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When theyre hungry enough, theyll come in.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Let go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! You let go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. I guess the other people just dont care enough.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! Its starting to snow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Gimme the this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let go!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(reading the comics) Eh..., I dont, I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(thinks about it) Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was shrieking... like a Marine.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right here. Watch me execute the three Ps of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah whos started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You broke a little girls leg?!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. I feel horrible. Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im gonna get back to retraining. (gets up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look out kids, hes coming! (Ross continues to leave with his head down in shame.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have fun. Oh wait, no, dont! I forgot I am totally against that now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Me having a job?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Im pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do-able. (starts to get out his wallet) How much are the boxes?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(puts away his wallet) And what is second prize?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, that makes sense.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, Sarah, anything.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, Im selling Brown Bird cookies.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, hi, Im, Im an honorary Brown Bird (does the Brown Bird salute.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, please, please, um, its for a poor little girl who wants to go to Spacecamp more than anything in the world.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, okay! Im going. Im going. (goes across the hall to knock on another door.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(walking up to Joey) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. What, what are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah, (looks at the tree) oh, but oh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Destiny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (One of Joeys co-workers, walks by with a dead tree.) Yikes! That one doesnt look very fulfilled.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, what happens to the old guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, they go into the chipper.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, do I have a feeling thats not as happy as it sounds? (Joey points out one going into the chipper to her, as this haunty, demonic music starts to play in the background) No! Nooooo!!! (she winces in horror and hides her face against Joeys shoulder, as she sees the tree spit out from the chipper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, one box! Come on, Im trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, Im putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on, now you know you want em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont, dont, dont, dont, dont do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you the first box for free.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(she reaches out for it and stops) Oh God! I gotta go! (runs out)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(sitting down next to Chandler) Im training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look Rach, wasnt this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yeah! Im still pursuing that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im also sending out.... good thoughts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you ask me, as long as you got this job, youve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The fear?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Because, Im too afraid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, thatd be much worse than being 28, and still working here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Cant I just look at the handles on them?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Gunther, I quit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "....and 12, 22, 18, four... (Chandler starts laughing) What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I spelled out boobies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(comes up and starts looking through Rosss cookie supply) Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, were out. I sold them all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica, Im cutting you off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-its no big deal, all right, Im-Im cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, how many have you sold so far?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, how did you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Okay, stop what youre doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.....", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me! On my computer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you sure used a large font.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something else I might have said?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sweetie, calm down, its gonna be okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You-you-you dont wanna give into the fear.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Run, Joey! Run for your life! (runs out)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not a problem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And now for the great news.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What, that wasnt the great news?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Only if you think its better than this... (holds up an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Christmas cookie?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.", "role": "assistant" } ]