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[
{
"content": "Oh, thats okay, I cant wait to see everything again! All of the memories",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I used to love to play restaurant.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies! (She goes to the attic.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Great! (Finds a pack of cigarettes.) Wait, dad who-whos cigarettes are these?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades) Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym(He puts it away and finds something else.) Oooh, my rock polisher!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its a clown kit! Clown kit!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you ever going to sell this place?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no. Dad! Dad! What(He goes to open one of her boxes and it rips apart.) Oh Godeverythings ruined! Dad, shes gonna be crushed!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im hearing what youre saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "May I ask why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I surely do!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(doesnt have any luck) Umm, is-is that because youre out of toner?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no wait-wait! I cant just let you hang up! Just please talk to me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No look, I-Im sure that people know you exist!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You will like it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I wont.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You dont even know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well look, if you dont like this(The audiences laughter at Chandlers progress cuts out the rest of Rachels line.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know why you say that so soon.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on Joey, I just bought you a new chair! The most expensive one in the store! Hey, yknow what I was thinking? We could name her Francette.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Francette? What is she? A couch?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here. Yknow, start the heeling process?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I guess youre right. Maybe, maybe Ill take her down to the incinerator. Its gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesnt come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) Shes heeled!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats weird.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No its not weird, its a miracle!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, I really dont",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting her) Can you tell me how this happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well no.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Miracle!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, yknow what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Someone like anangel?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(angrily) Get your non-believer ass outta my chair! (She gets up and heads for her room.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, can you blame her?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grabgrab some empty boxes. Okay? Well-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers well-well put em in their.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Like uh yknow like this! This! (He picks up one of those art projects that kids make in kindergarten and first grade.) She-she couldve made this!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right? And this! (He picks up a trophy) She-she couldve won this!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(grabbing a beer out of the chairs fridge) I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, me too. (He flips up his armrest in disgust.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, howshows the uh, miracle chair?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? Wow! Yknow, that this thing has speakers in the headrest!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(quietly) My chair heels itself.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right so Earl, lets just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-theres gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh sorry, boyfriend!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, whatever! Anything!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, hes gotta go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Im not finished yet! Dont! Dont you dare hang up on me!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys! Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(overacting as well) Yeah! Yeah! (Laughs.) Oh, this will make a great memory.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(wary) Okay. So, which boxes are mine?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, these. These are yours right here. (Pointing to the boxes they just created for her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Starting to go through them) Oh! A coloring book! (Holding it up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nu-uh! (Grabs it and examines it.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(holding up a glove) Oh, an old glove?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Look at this! (Picking up a shirt.) I cant believe I even fit into this shirt! (She holds it up and it reads",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I dont know how that got in there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, your boxes are umm",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dad?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just mine?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So why-why wasnt Rosss stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel Im going to Easy Bake your head!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe this! (Storms out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Chandler!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replaced it with mine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noo! (Laughs) Angels.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gettin my chair back! (Heads for Joey and Rachels.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Wh-hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it looks like it wasnt heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey you broke my chair!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Your chair?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, there was no miracle?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No Joe, no miracle.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think I should get the chair!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How do you figure?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, wheres the logic in that?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! We are!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Were the Cobras!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Marge) Excuse me! Can you tell me where I can find Earl? Hes the supply manager around here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(goes over to his desk) Earl! Im Phoebe.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no I cant! I cant let you do it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because it was fate that made me call you today!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im not gonna give you tips! Look dont you see that this-thisthis all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, its fate!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Well umm, okay heres a weird thing. My mother was also a supply manager.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure! (Thinks.) Umm, where are you from?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! So was she! Oh, Ive got-Ive got goose bumps. (She holds out her arm.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, yknow Im wearing layers and its warm.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I dont even know what it is! Ohh, its still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. I think it was a mouse.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opening it) Whats this?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shocked) What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(even more shocked) What?!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well w-w-w-w-wait, w-wait, wait, wait a minute! I mean a couple of stupid boxes get wet and she gets a Porsche?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, what about me?! Im a medical marvel!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ahhhh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahhh (To Rachel) Eh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey guys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you guys know what happened to Chandlers barca lounger?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Happy birthday!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Happy birthday!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its your birthday!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "They do!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chocolate-chip pancakes!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Weve got presents!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good ones?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, Im still 29 in Guam.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, yknow I know my lifes going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people whove accomplished so many other goals by the time theyre thirty.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but you shouldnt compare yourself to me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There you go!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! Thats it!! Thats everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thirty. Ugh, I mean thirty! Monica, do you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreeger in the fifth grade? She was thirty!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothing. I dont want to do anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How hot do I look in this, huh?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, a sports car? Wouldnt it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, whats the horsepower on this thing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(giddy) I dont know, but-but look how shiny!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe you bought this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really! God Ross, what were you thinking? (To Phoebe, quietly) I know its really shallow, but a part of me wants him again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well get in line missy. (To Ross) So, can I have a ride stud?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hop in. (Phoebe hops in.) Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damnit! (Shuts the car off.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(getting out) Okay, whos next?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?! Cause yknow that hurts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So what?! Yknow what? The way I see it(Phoebe pulls out a hair from the back of her head)Ow! Son of a bitch!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(glares at him) Get out, get out of my apartment.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Least of all you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Werent you asked to leave sonny?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But it hurts my Joeys Apple.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(frustrated) Okay, for the last time. Its not named for each individual man.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I cant believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! (To Mr. Geller) And you! I cant believe that you would have a tux thats thirty years old! (Puts his hand on Mr. Gellers shoulder.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh! (He quickly removes his hand and looks at it.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! Okay! Everybody down! Everybody down! (Rachel turns off the lights and everyone crouches. As everyone crouches, a ripping noise erupts from the assemblage.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(getting up to investigate) Okay, everybody stay here. I will find out whats going on.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey are you drunk?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nooo! (Giggles) Okay. (She tries to pull herself up by Rachel and Joeys doorknob, but the door opens and she almost falls into the their apartment. She manages to catch herself.) Whoa! (Stands up, unsteadily) Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning (whispering) thirty. (Giggles.) So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pause) I wanna puke on you later!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noo!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noo!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?! You promise?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Ill take care of it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughing) Okay we have to do something about your breath.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats still yours. Okay, now remember its a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. I can do that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, forward. ForwardStop! (The car moves an inch and Ross runs to the back of the car.) Okay, backStop! (The car barely moves and Ross runs back to the front.) Okay, forwardStop! Stop! Stop!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, just forget about it. This guys got you totally wedged in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well actually",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no! Its mine! Its-its mine. (The woman walks away.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dude, you soooo need this car.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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