bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Lets roll!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre lookin at it upside downyknow what? (Grabs the evaluation and throws it out.) It doesnt matter.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, you couldve lost your job.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I It justit took me so long to get that desk organized.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah lady! Give us candy!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats up buddy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Waiting for candy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(opening the door and frantically) Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No not (imitating) Candy Lady.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, yknow what? Forget it, all of you forget it! Youve ruined it! Go home! Youve ruined it! Youve ruined it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right, its all ruined! You guys ruined everything! You ruined it! (Steps into the apartment and Chandler closes the door.) (Joey struts over to the candy and starts eating it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre welcome. (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you smoke?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uhare you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey, dont thank me, thank yourself. Youre the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont be so corny Ross, its not an after-school special. (She rides off and the camera pans down to reveal two shiny, silver training wheels firmly attached.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Buh-bye. (Hangs up the phone) I just got us reservations at Michelles and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Betrothed (Corrects him)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "betrothed couple.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering carrying a skull) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Haaaa... (Puts the skull on the table) ... ahhhh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Skull?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, it's my mom's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(freaking out) Oh my god!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Offering Ross the skull) Licorice?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Thinking it over) Sure! (Takes one) Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you gonna dress up as Santa?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. (He exits)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Did you know he was in there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long have we been home?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About a half an hour.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lovely!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bing's weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Oh, hey, you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, she's just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, she'd still be living with him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No reason, exceptshetoldme.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're sure? You're absolutely sure?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, \"Your mom probably won't kill herself,\" yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on \"Probably!\" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Drums?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(yelling) No! Drums!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 8", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Is this because of the burrito thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pulling Chandler away from the Maitre d') You need to give him money.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Give him money? It was a joke!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've got to be smooth about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I can be smooth. (Walks back to the Maitre d', very smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it. (Shakes his hand)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Walks back to Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How did it go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Had the money in the wrong hand. (Shows her his left hand with the money in it)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, but also (Pauses to let Ben answer, but he doesnt.) Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(interrupts him again) Okay, it's not a contest.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, hey-hey, come on, (He grabs Ben and sits him on his lap) Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(disappointed) Yes! Santa's coming!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know so much about this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Richard used to do it, didn't he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We'd be eating our soup right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mustached bastard", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walks up to the Maitre d') Excuse me...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d' his money, but he isn't there anymore)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(stopping at Phoebes entrance) Ha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. (To Rachel) Ready? One, two, three, four...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's fun. (She exits disappointedly.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you Gunther, put it there. (He gets up, and shakes Gunther's hand. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. He sits down next to Monica.) Definitely not easier with coins. (Joey gets up and picks up the coins. Chandler thinks, Joey is just helping him to pick them up.) Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (He gets up and puts on his jacket.) (Phoebe enters) Hey Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here. (Gives her the coins) Now I only owe you $49.50.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! (she sits down next to him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, \"Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!\" I mean, it is so annoying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe on some level.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, yknow that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with an aquarium covered by a towel) Hey, Joey, I got you another present. (She puts it on the counter)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, before you tell me what it is! (He plays a drum-roll) Okay, what is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's atarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our apartment is ready.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that makes you angry because", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because you would rather live here with Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where did you get that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hm?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(nods along) Fish!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's so much more fun with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We did have fun, didn't we?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We did!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I would love to!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay, okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good, good, good, good, good. (She runs to the drums and gets the sticks)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with the sticks in her hands) Um... (She goes to the tarantula-cage and puts the sticks into it) Done!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, these are my pants.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, Iuh, you gotta have something.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you (Points to Ben) a Merry Christmas!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way fromTexas.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) You are? Me, too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Ben.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (Grunts as Ben hits him at full speed.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here, Santa?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weirdturtle-man?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You bet I did, Ben, put it there! (He shakes Ben's hand, but the money falls out of his hands) (to Monica) Well, it would have worked this time, if his hands weren't so damn small! (Realizes, that Ben is standing right there) Ho, ho, ho!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you, but, but you gotta leave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-youre wrecking it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine, I'll give the suit back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Santa? Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, is that okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then it's okay! (They kiss.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Ben, Santa has to go. Say good-bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Because, if Santa and the HolidayArmadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering wearing a Superman costume) Merry Christmas!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wow! Look at this place!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(yelling from another room) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you really not know where Im going with this? (Phoebe nods, \"No.\") It left! Its one huge room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I guess well just have to put the wall back up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You cant, because of the new skylight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Theres a skylight?! (Runs to see and yells from the bedroom.) Wow!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning slowly) Yknow Im-Im sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A little bit, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You heard her too?! You have the gift!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, its okay. I like living with Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, I hate packing, its closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, Im really gonna miss living with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh me too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I do not hear that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that shouldve just lasted just one day, burned for", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. (Glaring at Joey whos nodding.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(seeing the collection of characters.) Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunnys funeral in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, come on, were-were-were lighting the candles!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunnys funeral?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I got it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(yelling from the bedroom) Is it back in the cage?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its back in cage!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cage closed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh. Mmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yknow I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ino! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it's too delicious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry what?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill see you at 8", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Joey exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, whats at 8", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Duly noted.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were invited?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My God, I cant believe this! I mean I knew that mom and dad were invited, but I thought that was it! I mean from the ages 7 to 9 Frannie and I were inseparable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe since the age of 9, Frannies made some new friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well l-look okay, its probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Sheryl okay? Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well you call her and tell her that yknow when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadnt have stopped her, there probably wouldnt even be a wedding to go too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, she tried to undress me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I used to undress my cousin Glenn. (Monica looks at him then sushes him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the note) \"Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy.\" (Laughs) Big Daddy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (Monica shakes her head in disgust.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Heres Joseph Francis!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe hes right, that is the rule.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it does.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you wore me down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The RossIs that back?!! (Chandler motions no.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant seem to say goodbye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling (Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mommas Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. (They exit with the cheesecake.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Awww! Mel Torme died.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, that papers like a year old!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goodys sale is over?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasnt a mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! Thats not the reason shes not inviting me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasnt invited and you got \"and guest?!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Not broad backed!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? I cant cancel on Joan!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because! Shes my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! Were family yknow? Well thats important to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww thats nice. Family should be there, huh? This is her wedding, happiest day of her life.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Well see.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, thank you for lunch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mrs. Braverman must be out. (They move closer to it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She could be out of town. Maybe shell be gone for months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We dont want her to come back to bad cheesecake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No that could kill her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we dont want that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No so were protecting her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But we should take it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But we should move quick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Rachel grabs the cheesecake and they take off upstairs.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "David who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, of course I would want to see you. II think about you all the time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(excited) Yes! Oh no!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. (They go over and talk.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So! Hell understand!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, you are so strong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh? Uh (He starts taking off his pants.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Tonight?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats what Monica said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Stop saying, \"Blood\" to strangers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, youre fine.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, this slow roasted salmon, just how slow are we talkin here?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Lets roll!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no-no-no", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre lookin at it upside downyknow what? (Grabs the evaluation and throws it out.) It doesnt matter.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, you couldve lost your job.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I It justit took me so long to get that desk organized.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah lady! Give us candy!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats up buddy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Waiting for candy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(opening the door and frantically) Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No not (imitating) Candy Lady.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, yknow what? Forget it, all of you forget it! Youve ruined it! Go home! Youve ruined it! Youve ruined it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right, its all ruined! You guys ruined everything! You ruined it! (Steps into the apartment and Chandler closes the door.) (Joey struts over to the candy and starts eating it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre welcome. (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you smoke?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uhare you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey, dont thank me, thank yourself. Youre the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dont be so corny Ross, its not an after-school special. (She rides off and the camera pans down to reveal two shiny, silver training wheels firmly attached.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Buh-bye. (Hangs up the phone) I just got us reservations at Michelles and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Betrothed (Corrects him)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "betrothed couple.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering carrying a skull) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Haaaa... (Puts the skull on the table) ... ahhhh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Skull?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, it's my mom's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(freaking out) Oh my god!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Offering Ross the skull) Licorice?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Thinking it over) Sure! (Takes one) Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you gonna dress up as Santa?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. (He exits)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Did you know he was in there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long have we been home?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About a half an hour.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lovely!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bing's weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Oh, hey, you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, why not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, she's just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, she'd still be living with him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No reason, exceptshetoldme.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're sure? You're absolutely sure?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, \"Your mom probably won't kill herself,\" yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on \"Probably!\" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Drums?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(yelling) No! Drums!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 8", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is this because of the burrito thing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(pulling Chandler away from the Maitre d') You need to give him money.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Give him money? It was a joke!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've got to be smooth about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, I can be smooth. (Walks back to the Maitre d', very smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it. (Shakes his hand)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (Walks back to Monica)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How did it go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Had the money in the wrong hand. (Shows her his left hand with the money in it)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, but also (Pauses to let Ben answer, but he doesnt.) Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(interrupts him again) Okay, it's not a contest.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, hey-hey, come on, (He grabs Ben and sits him on his lap) Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(disappointed) Yes! Santa's coming!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you know so much about this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Richard used to do it, didn't he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We'd be eating our soup right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mustached bastard", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(walks up to the Maitre d') Excuse me...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d' his money, but he isn't there anymore)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(stopping at Phoebes entrance) Ha!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. (To Rachel) Ready? One, two, three, four...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's fun. (She exits disappointedly.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you Gunther, put it there. (He gets up, and shakes Gunther's hand. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. He sits down next to Monica.) Definitely not easier with coins. (Joey gets up and picks up the coins. Chandler thinks, Joey is just helping him to pick them up.) Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (He gets up and puts on his jacket.) (Phoebe enters) Hey Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here. (Gives her the coins) Now I only owe you $49.50.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! (she sits down next to him)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, \"Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!\" I mean, it is so annoying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe on some level.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, yknow that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering with an aquarium covered by a towel) Hey, Joey, I got you another present. (She puts it on the counter)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, before you tell me what it is! (He plays a drum-roll) Okay, what is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's atarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our apartment is ready.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that makes you angry because", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because you would rather live here with Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where did you get that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hm?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(nods along) Fish!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's so much more fun with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We did have fun, didn't we?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We did!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I would love to!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yay, okay!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good, good, good, good, good. (She runs to the drums and gets the sticks)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with the sticks in her hands) Um... (She goes to the tarantula-cage and puts the sticks into it) Done!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, these are my pants.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, Iuh, you gotta have something.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you (Points to Ben) a Merry Christmas!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way fromTexas.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasps) You are? Me, too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Ben.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (Grunts as Ben hits him at full speed.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here, Santa?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weirdturtle-man?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You bet I did, Ben, put it there! (He shakes Ben's hand, but the money falls out of his hands) (to Monica) Well, it would have worked this time, if his hands weren't so damn small! (Realizes, that Ben is standing right there) Ho, ho, ho!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you, but, but you gotta leave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-youre wrecking it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine, I'll give the suit back.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Santa? Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, is that okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then it's okay! (They kiss.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay Ben, Santa has to go. Say good-bye!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Because, if Santa and the HolidayArmadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering wearing a Superman costume) Merry Christmas!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wow! Look at this place!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(yelling from another room) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you really not know where Im going with this? (Phoebe nods, \"No.\") It left! Its one huge room!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I guess well just have to put the wall back up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You cant, because of the new skylight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Theres a skylight?! (Runs to see and yells from the bedroom.) Wow!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning slowly) Yknow Im-Im sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A little bit, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You heard her too?! You have the gift!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, its okay. I like living with Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh please, I hate packing, its closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, Im really gonna miss living with you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh me too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I do not hear that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that shouldve just lasted just one day, burned for", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. (Glaring at Joey whos nodding.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering with Phoebe) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(seeing the collection of characters.) Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunnys funeral in here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, come on, were-were-were lighting the candles!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunnys funeral?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I got it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(yelling from the bedroom) Is it back in the cage?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its back in cage!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cage closed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh. Mmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yknow I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ino! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it's too delicious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry what?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill see you at 8", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Joey exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, whats at 8", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Duly noted.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were invited?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My God, I cant believe this! I mean I knew that mom and dad were invited, but I thought that was it! I mean from the ages 7 to 9 Frannie and I were inseparable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, maybe since the age of 9, Frannies made some new friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well l-look okay, its probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Sheryl okay? Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, well you call her and tell her that yknow when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadnt have stopped her, there probably wouldnt even be a wedding to go too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, she tried to undress me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I used to undress my cousin Glenn. (Monica looks at him then sushes him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the note) \"Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy.\" (Laughs) Big Daddy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (Monica shakes her head in disgust.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Heres Joseph Francis!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe hes right, that is the rule.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, it does.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you wore me down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The RossIs that back?!! (Chandler motions no.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant seem to say goodbye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling (Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mommas Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. (They exit with the cheesecake.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Awww! Mel Torme died.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, that papers like a year old!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goodys sale is over?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasnt a mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! Thats not the reason shes not inviting me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasnt invited and you got \"and guest?!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) Not broad backed!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? I cant cancel on Joan!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because! Shes my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! Were family yknow? Well thats important to me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww thats nice. Family should be there, huh? This is her wedding, happiest day of her life.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Well see.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, thank you for lunch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mrs. Braverman must be out. (They move closer to it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She could be out of town. Maybe shell be gone for months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We dont want her to come back to bad cheesecake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No that could kill her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we dont want that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No so were protecting her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But we should take it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But we should move quick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Rachel grabs the cheesecake and they take off upstairs.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "David who?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, of course I would want to see you. II think about you all the time.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(excited) Yes! Oh no!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. (They go over and talk.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So! Hell understand!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "God, you are so strong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh? Uh (He starts taking off his pants.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Tonight?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats what Monica said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Stop saying, \"Blood\" to strangers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, youre fine.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, this slow roasted salmon, just how slow are we talkin here?", "role": "user" } ]