bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Have you found your dress yet?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I do the same thing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh May 15th.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Jeffery.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "The best man? Wow!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, is that spelled with a C or a K? Oh my God! It doesnt matter; theyre both great!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yknow what? Yknow what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinmans and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(checking her out) Hi! You uh, movin in or movin out?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh uh, can I give you a hand?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Boyfriend?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im Joey. (They shake hands.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Got it! (He picks up a lamp.) So", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? (The lamp hes holding.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) So this is Brooklyn.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh theyre pushing! Theyre pushing!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Megan!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You came?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This is my dress!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(hearing the signal) Im coming! Im coming! (She takes off towards the signal and almost knocks another woman over.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesnt stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel wont stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you find the dress?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "IWe gotta get Monica. (She starts to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! You gotta hold my hand!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(seeing whos trapped) Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Right across the street?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whend you meet her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two days ago.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excellent! Yknow Ross met somebody too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Howd it go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, Im dating this girl whos also seeing another guy. But, I dont know, Im not to worried about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Obviously! So, how do we decide?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well now lets-lets look at this objectively, I think I should date her", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not buying it) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or Im the one who dates her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well we should order some food then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) That sounds fair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So lets decide on the spending limit", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Uh, (thinks)a slice(Thinks)six dollars?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was thinking more like a hundred.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre out of Diet Coke.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! WhChandler wants the band. What do I do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well just figure out a way to talk him out of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre out of toilet paper!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. What time are you meeting her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have 8", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am dressed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have an oily T-zone!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-oh! So thats the way its gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too yknow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why am I not surprised?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont think you have much choice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well well see!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye-bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, swing music is so out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, hes gotta be in the room for that to work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning) What are you guys talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I love swing music!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but the Swing Kings? Yknow they suck so much that people actually die at their concertsThey just stop living.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what is the other reason?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to say.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you have to because maybe its stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it wasthe first time I knew thatyou were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh crap!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Kristen?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. So", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A woman in a mans body.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Much better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats right! Wait no, Ben.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So youve just married the one time then?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well umm", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you leave Marcel out of this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monkey lover!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "When do you think we lost her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Probably around gonorrhea.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, honey! Im home!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(from the bedroom) Dont come in here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! We only mess around at his place!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im wearing a wedding dress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but Im not keeping it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then why cant I see it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you lookhideous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, thats like the most ugliest dress Ive ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh because it doesntreally fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! But you cant rip it. Well, maybe a little.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right? Whats going on?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry. Im sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. (She heads for the bedroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little(Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) Im sorry, too soon. You go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Soap Opera Digest award!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Im up for a Soapie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey? Is that something youre making up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no! Its real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who Im taking to the awards. (Points to Rachel.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, stop that! Dont kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Many are scheduled to appear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Okay, Ill go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand its collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten its predator. (A student raises his hand.) Yes Mr. Lewis?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Just a high pitched intimidating noise.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, Im afraid I-I had to fail you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well you need 60% to pass", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Seven.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well Im sorry but, that-thats really not my problem.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well that brings me in the loop a little.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? (Looks.) My God, hes really cute.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go for it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, Im engaged!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just saying, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and cant perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I did, but that was really fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(pretending to be an announcer) And the winner isJoey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah may-maybe you dont tell anyone about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What award are you practicing for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Grammy, Best New Artist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hey listen! The Soapies called today and I also get to present an award.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its justIve never even been nominated before! I want it so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! (Likes it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You practice losing the Grammies too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, at the Grammies I always win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, stop it Phoebe, youre getting me all tingly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) All I could think of was yknow, \"Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And did he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im a lady Monica, I dont kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just like him so much that I just feel like Ive had 10 drinks today and Ive only had six.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You sound like a guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, a guy would be saying, \"Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else.\" Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, IIm never gonna have a first kiss again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youll have a last kiss.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Whoa what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross has a boyfriend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do-I do not have a boyfriend. Theres a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind ofsexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It-itThe point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Yknow youI couldnt concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember whats its like to be 19 and in love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Howd you get over that teacher?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt. I got under him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Problem solved.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay bye. (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, its okay. You dont have to tip toe around me. I-Ive been thinking about it and umm, yknow what? Im okay about not having that new relationship feeling", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh totally! (Holds up his finger.) Pull my finger.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) This is it! This is my category.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! My God! Do you have your speech?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I got my speech!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you got your gracious loser face?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Does it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "On TV?! Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kay!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that hes on TV right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is(Opens the envelope)Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God you stole her award!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no! No, Im accepting it on her behalf. (He puts it up above the TV to display it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey I dont think you know what behalf means.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure I do! Its a verb! As in, \"I behalfin it!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you have got to take this back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But why?! I shouldve won one and I really want it and she didnt even care enough to come to the thing! It could also be a Grammy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the award) No! Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Rach! No one saw me take it! There was a whole table full of em.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you really want an award you didnt win?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can scratch that right off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right? (He sets the award down.) Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill take it back tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(turning around and dragging the chalk down the board) What?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well thats different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe someone would do that for a grade.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Have you seen Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that Im not gonna have and its freaking me out. I dont know what to do about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, dont sweat it. (Looking around her.) Chandler is nowhere around so go ahead get it out of your system. That guys cute. (Points to a guy sitting behind Monica.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No that is the last thing you want to do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because youre marrying him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You gotta help me out here Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is correct! Yes, youre supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your mother told you this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cannot believe Im gonna meet Jessica Ashley!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! Okay? I work with this woman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Im totally cool! (She coolly knocks on the door)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Jessica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coolly) Hey Jess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, this is my friend Rachel.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sup? (Joey glares at her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh listen, heres your Soapie. I accepted it for ya. (Hands it to her.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Have you found your dress yet?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I do the same thing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh May 15th.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Jeffery.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "The best man? Wow!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, is that spelled with a C or a K? Oh my God! It doesnt matter; theyre both great!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yknow what? Yknow what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinmans and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(checking her out) Hi! You uh, movin in or movin out?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh uh, can I give you a hand?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Boyfriend?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im Joey. (They shake hands.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Got it! (He picks up a lamp.) So", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? (The lamp hes holding.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) So this is Brooklyn.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh theyre pushing! Theyre pushing!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Megan!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You came?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This is my dress!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(hearing the signal) Im coming! Im coming! (She takes off towards the signal and almost knocks another woman over.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesnt stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel wont stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you find the dress?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "IWe gotta get Monica. (She starts to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! You gotta hold my hand!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(seeing whos trapped) Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Right across the street?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whend you meet her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two days ago.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excellent! Yknow Ross met somebody too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi! Howd it go?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, Im dating this girl whos also seeing another guy. But, I dont know, Im not to worried about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Obviously! So, how do we decide?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well now lets-lets look at this objectively, I think I should date her", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not buying it) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or Im the one who dates her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well we should order some food then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(smiling) That sounds fair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So lets decide on the spending limit", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Uh, (thinks)a slice(Thinks)six dollars?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was thinking more like a hundred.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre out of Diet Coke.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! WhChandler wants the band. What do I do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well just figure out a way to talk him out of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre out of toilet paper!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Whats up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. What time are you meeting her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have 8", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am dressed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have an oily T-zone!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-oh! So thats the way its gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too yknow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why am I not surprised?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont think you have much choice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well well see!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bye-bye!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, swing music is so out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, hes gotta be in the room for that to work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning) What are you guys talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I love swing music!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but the Swing Kings? Yknow they suck so much that people actually die at their concertsThey just stop living.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what is the other reason?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont want to say.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you have to because maybe its stupid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it wasthe first time I knew thatyou were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh crap!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Kristen?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. So", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A woman in a mans body.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Much better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats right! Wait no, Ben.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So youve just married the one time then?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well umm", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey you leave Marcel out of this!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Monkey lover!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "When do you think we lost her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Probably around gonorrhea.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, honey! Im home!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(from the bedroom) Dont come in here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! We only mess around at his place!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, Im wearing a wedding dress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah but Im not keeping it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well then why cant I see it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you lookhideous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, thats like the most ugliest dress Ive ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh because it doesntreally fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! But you cant rip it. Well, maybe a little.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right? Whats going on?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry. Im sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. (She heads for the bedroom.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little(Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) Im sorry, too soon. You go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Soap Opera Digest award!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Im up for a Soapie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey? Is that something youre making up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, no, no! Its real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who Im taking to the awards. (Points to Rachel.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, stop that! Dont kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Many are scheduled to appear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Joey) Okay, Ill go!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand its collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten its predator. (A student raises his hand.) Yes Mr. Lewis?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Just a high pitched intimidating noise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, Im afraid I-I had to fail you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well you need 60% to pass", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Seven.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well Im sorry but, that-thats really not my problem.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well that brings me in the loop a little.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really? (Looks.) My God, hes really cute.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go for it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, Im engaged!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just saying, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and cant perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I did, but that was really fun.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(pretending to be an announcer) And the winner isJoey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah may-maybe you dont tell anyone about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What award are you practicing for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Grammy, Best New Artist.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hey listen! The Soapies called today and I also get to present an award.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh thats great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its justIve never even been nominated before! I want it so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! (Likes it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You practice losing the Grammies too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, at the Grammies I always win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, stop it Phoebe, youre getting me all tingly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) All I could think of was yknow, \"Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And did he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im a lady Monica, I dont kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just like him so much that I just feel like Ive had 10 drinks today and Ive only had six.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You sound like a guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, a guy would be saying, \"Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else.\" Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, IIm never gonna have a first kiss again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youll have a last kiss.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Whoa what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross has a boyfriend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do-I do not have a boyfriend. Theres a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind ofsexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It-itThe point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Yknow youI couldnt concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember whats its like to be 19 and in love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Howd you get over that teacher?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt. I got under him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) Problem solved.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay bye. (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, its okay. You dont have to tip toe around me. I-Ive been thinking about it and umm, yknow what? Im okay about not having that new relationship feeling", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh totally! (Holds up his finger.) Pull my finger.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) This is it! This is my category.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! My God! Do you have your speech?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I got my speech!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you got your gracious loser face?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. (Does it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "On TV?! Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kay!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that hes on TV right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is(Opens the envelope)Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God you stole her award!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no! No, Im accepting it on her behalf. (He puts it up above the TV to display it.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey I dont think you know what behalf means.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure I do! Its a verb! As in, \"I behalfin it!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, you have got to take this back!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But why?! I shouldve won one and I really want it and she didnt even care enough to come to the thing! It could also be a Grammy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking at the award) No! Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Rach! No one saw me take it! There was a whole table full of em.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you really want an award you didnt win?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can scratch that right off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right? (He sets the award down.) Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill take it back tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(turning around and dragging the chalk down the board) What?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well thats different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe someone would do that for a grade.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Have you seen Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that Im not gonna have and its freaking me out. I dont know what to do about it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, dont sweat it. (Looking around her.) Chandler is nowhere around so go ahead get it out of your system. That guys cute. (Points to a guy sitting behind Monica.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No that is the last thing you want to do!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because youre marrying him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You gotta help me out here Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is correct! Yes, youre supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your mother told you this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cannot believe Im gonna meet Jessica Ashley!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! Okay? I work with this woman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Im totally cool! (She coolly knocks on the door)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Jessica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coolly) Hey Jess.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah, this is my friend Rachel.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sup? (Joey glares at her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh listen, heres your Soapie. I accepted it for ya. (Hands it to her.)", "role": "user" } ]