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{
"content": "Well, that-that-thats it? Youre gonna, youre gonna put it on your self or anything?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Take it back?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y-y-yeah! (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with flowers in it.) Yeah you do. (They exit.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Well, I think the centerpieces are too big",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Kinda. Theyre really big.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just, I love you so much. JustIts just sometimes it bothers me that Im never gonna have that feeling. Yknow when you meet someone for the first time and its new and exciting? Yknow that rush?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. No, see when I first meet somebody its uh its mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and Im afraid even more sweating.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Even with me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(hoarsely) Water! Water! Water!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rach?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ill be out in a second.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (Picks it up.) Its just so unexpected! II uhBoy Ill tell you its just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and yknow to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "in Reservations at 8",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, do I know you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, Im just practicing blowing you off because Im gonna be a big movie star!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! You got it?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What was it for?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. Its really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The next, next?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, theres this guy from Chicago whos supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guys right after him. (Joeys cell phone rings and he answers it.) Hello!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They want me to be totally naked in the movie!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! My grandmothers gonna see this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Grandmas gonna have to get in line.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. But a part of me also cant wait til its over. Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cassie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-hmm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, I havent seen her for like forever. I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, shes 25 years old.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Subtle guys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know youre planning my surprise bridal shower.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Well okayWell dont ruin it! Just play along at least!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Sorry. (She goes into the guest bedroom.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! Its not like its porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Yknow? And the nudity is really important to the story.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats what you say about porn.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean the chance to star in a movie? Come on!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Plus, everyones gonna see your thing. (Giggles.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well when can we have this shower?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well thats only two days away. What is the other option?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yesterday!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, calm down!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(calmly) Okay. Im sorry. Youre right, youre right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, I already, I already did.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, here. What time?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "4 oclock. Food?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Finger sandwiches and tea.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh great! Very Monica.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And chili!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Both!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were paying for this yknow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Neither.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lusts of the flesh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know. (Timidly) A cowboy theme?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh boy me too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow I was thinking if we had aa big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats me! Come on!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (They both jump up to head for there room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we cant. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, were supposed to have lunch.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well get rid of her, obsessive and shrill.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shrill?! The wedding is back on!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(transfixed) Hi! Nice to meet you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, are you ready to go?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(catching him) Chandler!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ill be right with you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whatwhy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Chandler shes our cousin!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. Its called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monicas eyes.) Say something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You were staring about eight inches south of there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wafer thin ice!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Im back!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh great! Yknow I wouldve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Yknow, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Sure! Thats great!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "SoWhat?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Barmifsaed?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So to get this part you cant be?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you are?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you told them you werent?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning togrow a turtleneck!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Unless!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Unless what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Like what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still dont have a guest list.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Whats up Mon?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Have at it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that wont work. Cheese? (Picks it up) That wont work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that wont work.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you makin him a sandwich?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe, after Monicas gone) We have to get her a present?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay but look! Look at what I got! Its her address book! (Holds it up.) We have a guest list!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh, and a little seed money for the party. (Holds up $40.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its okay. Come, come on in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "YeahNo!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cassie, how you-how you doin on thathot dog.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(quietly) Thank God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and Ill always remember that summer because thats when I realized that we are related.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well Im, Im a little slow. (To himself) Just as our children would be.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who the hell are all these people?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmm, yknow theres another word for people like that. Losers!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohhhh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You were supposed to tell her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No I wasnt! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine, Ill go call her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! This looks great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. (Points to it.) Umm, this one is made of bologna. (Points.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, just until the glue dries.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to a whole group) Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know its gonna shrink.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe we just take that one away. (Picks it up and throws it away.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Toothpick?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you trying on now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The fruit roll up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Delicious.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! Which one?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The Silly Putty! Its not so silly anymore!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Monica, we are so sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "For what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And then for forgetting to invite you to it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You al-you already had it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We ruined everything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What do you, what do you mean?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I dont even like!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Surprise",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sur-surprise.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And whats cool is, the character is from Naples, right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My whole familys from Naples!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in her head) Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! Shes not your cousin!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Probably Monica and Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the gang) Oh my God, Melissa Warburton. I dont think I have the energy for this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(screaming) Melissa!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I will not! Im the divisional head of mens sportswear!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh please",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh tomorrow, oh I dont know. Um",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shut up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! What do you do now?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (Joins the rest of the gang.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey guys! Look whos back! Its Ray-ray!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She seems really, really fun!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shes actually very sweet and we used to be very close.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(excitedly) Who you what? Who you what?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Yes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(excitedly) Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who youwhat?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its not a big deal!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) They were lovers.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended upkissing for a bit.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So thats two of my wives.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have peoples names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachels place.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is so sad. I mean, I only have like ten pins.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, relax its not a contest. (To Rachel) Certainly not a close one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hello!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Rach. (Stares at her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Stop picturing it!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I think thats it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. They all look like theyre having fun dont they?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, wellif this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What theyre not invited?! Oh no, thats terrible! Theyre gonna be crushed!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why would they think theyre invited?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking around) You got me. I dont",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, Im sorry. I thought parents were coming! Yknow? Your parents are comin! Chandlers parents are comin! Rosss parents are comin!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rosss parents are my parents!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well-wellsee? Parents are comin!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow I think we should invite them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh please, you just want more blue pins.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well this is just sad!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That is not a problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(leaning down to her) Maybe youll order a little sangria?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, get out of here! (Jumps back and walks away.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, thanks a lot for hookin me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im Monicas maid of honor. Okay? Dont try to blue pin me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sees another rack) Well, whats the deal with these? These-these look nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when theyre done with them they just send em back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You mean like for award shows?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Some of them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, \"You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, might I suggest watching a little more ESPN and a little less E!?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, who wore those? (Points to the tuxedos.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, well lets see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not bad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whos that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background. (Chandler nods and Rachel grabs another tux) Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pierce Brosnan?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you serious?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "007?! This is James Bonds tux?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I have to get married in James Bonds tux!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its a pretty cool tux.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I like our way. Oh! (Grabs a piece and jumps a bunch of Joeys like in Checkers.) Chess!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nice move.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So Joey I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, what are you going to wear?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Multi-colored robes! Ooh, and maybe a hat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh. Does Monica know about this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont think so.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yknow what? I cant. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(excitedly) Can I come?! I wont even talk! Youll just hear the noise from my video camera.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is this? Whats going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joeys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one timeshe and I yknowkissed a little bit.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It-it did!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) Which means she had a couple spritzers and a quick peck on the cheek.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why are you taking this away from me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! I justI didnt know that you are a lesbian. (Joey smiles and nods lewdly.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not saying that Im a lesbian! Im just saying that this happened!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow sovanilla.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Vanilla?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not vanilla! Ive done lots of crazy things! I mean I got-I got drunk and married in Vegas!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "To Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! All right! Yeah! Cause I just cant picture it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batmans tux!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit filmthat Batman film he was in.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You cant wear that! Im wearing the famous tux! James Bonds tux!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please, dont take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "When I got married you slept with my sister.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That was pretty 007.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, theyre not coming.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at him) What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. Theyfeel a little unwanted.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats too bad. Its true, but too bad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Mon, if you could just call my mom",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No she hasnt.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is it her fault that some of them didnt make it to you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, what am I going to say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh, thats great!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Yknow, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Remember?! Wecome on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "we went back the house and we got really silly and wewe made out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross is Batman!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Okay Batman is so much cooler than James Bond!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Batman has a utility belt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "007 has a fancy car!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Batman has the Batmobile!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "007 gets all the ladies.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Batman has Robin! (Pause) We get ESPN right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Actually, I dont like martinis.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, yum! (Runs into the bedroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen, I know the invitation says 6",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The show?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right. Right. The wedding, gotcha. But I mean, its gonna start a little late right? I mean, weddings start late. Right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Have you ever been to one of my weddings?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The wedding starts at six.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little til they get there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youll vamp?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Yeah yknow, like warm up the crowd. Ask em where theyre from. Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. Im a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How can you not remember us kissing?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, somewhere Joeys head is exploding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you Phoebe.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You just carry that around?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes. I find it to be something of a conversation piece.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Between you and",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Gunther. (To Chandler) Hey-hey! Why dont we put them on? Yknow get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I would but mine doesnt fit. The pants are a little tight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(standing up) Let me try it on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin in there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(trying on the jacket) Okay. Holy double-vented comfort Batman! (Finds something in the pocket) Whats this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didnt wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(defeated) Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! (Runs to his apartment and returns wearing a rather silly hat.) Huh? I wear it like this when I marry you guys, and then this (He tilts it to the side of his head) is for party time.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It happened! I am telling you it happened!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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