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[
{
"content": "(shocked) What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(moving away) Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(moves away again) I-I-I-Im justIm just a good kisser!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What the hell was that?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive had better.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whose is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whose is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont want to say.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on! I dont care! Come on! Whose is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Diane Keeton.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you realize you get louder each week?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I figured Id buy those. Pat, Id like to buy a vow. (Laughs)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you happen to know what Im going to say?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(watching in her) (in his head) Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! Whats wrong with me? Ooh, dont open that door.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is the emergency?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You have to help me! Im supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what shes been working on.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small. (Points.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Yeah! (Monica glares at her.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...everyone, this is Chandler!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing her) Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, \"Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more.\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ennnh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its kind of an important one!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7..77-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7(mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, \"Monica",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(writing) Monica",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"when I look back over our time together\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(writes what Joey said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I cant do everything! Look back over your time together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You'll get one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah? When?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why won't I be married when I'm 40?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(trapped) Uh, uh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nice try.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, Monica",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is not going to work.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I bet this will work! (She starts dancing and Chandler cracks up.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You are so great! I love you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing! I said, I said \"You're so great\" and then I just, I just stopped talking!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You said you loved me! I can't believe this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I didn't!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, you did!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I didn't!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You love me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then all your stuff would be here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, what if all my stuff was here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You wanted it to be a surprise.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As tofall in love with my bestmy best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, what have you guys been up to?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How is \"Monica, I love your sweet ass,\" inappropriate?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hows Monica coming along with her vows?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well lets just say its shes lucky she has a sweet ass, cause shes not so good at the writing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe in four weeks theyre gonna be married!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well lets just hope it works. Yknow nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe thats not true.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe theyve been together for three years.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Has it been that long?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I've had a very long, hard day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chicken? I could eat some chicken.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Joe!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)Diet Coke.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know why they didnt just tell us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How?! When?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It happened in London.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "IN LONDON!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no-no-no! You can't!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right! Man, this is unbelievable!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OH MY GOD!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "YOU KNOW?!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) What's going on?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Actually, I did!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe knows about us!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I didn't tell them!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Them?! Who's them?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can not believe he would do that to MonWhoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They know you know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I couldn't even if I wanted too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's bluffing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's not my first time.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Of course.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you're-you're going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You should be. I'm very bendy. (Pause) I'm gonna kiss you now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not if I kiss you first.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here it comes. Our first kiss.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And why not?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because I'm in love with Monica!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're-you're what?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Love her! That's right, ILOVEHER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well actually, Ross doesn't.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, youre friends getting married, its gotta change things.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You really think it would be that different?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, things change.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont want them to move to a Volvo dealership!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Itll be okay Joe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, I justI like things the way they are.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, who's this little naked guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That little naked guy would be me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aww, look at the little thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who are those people?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Got me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking) Nono, that would be me again.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If thats what you really want.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats so sweet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So we both finished our vows.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, can we read them?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I dont hear Chandlers and he doesnt hear mine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Oh, thats beautiful.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) (laughing) Funny one! Thats good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? I dont get it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, what do you guys think?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(quietly) Dude!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(starting to cry) I have never known love like this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You really like it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude! How-how did you write this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I stole Monicas and changed the name.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You cant do that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If he goes first he can!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say youre the only one whos allowed to drive it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well hes my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) You let Joey drive it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nice work everybody! So much for the yknow, \"You can drive it, but dont tell Rachel\" plan!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you got a couple hours?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whew! That was a brisk ride!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Take the top down did ya?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Only way to fly.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She mustve seen me cruising in the bad boy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think shes checking out your beehive Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! (Checks his hair.) Give-give me a brush.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Gimme the keys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No way!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well no brush!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine! Yknow what? It doesnt matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the woman) Alimony. (Runs outside.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an invitation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not the close. I havent seen him in years.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Trust me, you dont want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what! As long as hes not wearing a white dress and a veil I dont care.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahhh! (Gets in.) Ooh, nice!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What do you think youre doing?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just washing the windshield. (She turns on the wipers forcing Ross off of the hood.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why dont you just hand over the keys?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the car!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "With you?! Yeah right!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. (She starts off.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(grabbing the car) Okay! Okay! Okay! (He gets in, but into the back seat.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?! Get in the front!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "In the death seat?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey sweetie!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? (He leans in to kiss her.) Oh. (They kiss and Phoebe pauses.) Ooh. (Pause) Whoa! That one kept going. (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So uh, whats your name?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey. (They shake hands.) Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here! (She sets a bag down in front of him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow we already went over this and I won!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look forget it okay? I dont want to go. I dont want to see him. I dont wanna.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whos Mr. Girabaldi?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does it matter?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your weddingyoure gonna regret it for the rest of your life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah o-okay, but Im just doing this for you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So I really never get to win anymore?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How much did ever really win before?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, when Jake did it I saw thathe was wearing womens underwear!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. They were mine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats weird!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im wearing his briefs right now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thatskinda hot.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I wouldnt know about that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And! Yknow what Jake says? That womens underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! Im thinking even more than you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laceys.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! I am secure with my masculinity.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay whatever.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youve seen my huge stack of porn right? (Phoebe nods.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) You dont have a valid drivers licenseOkay that is it! Pull over right now!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are youOkay thats not funny! Just stop horsing around!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am not horsing around okay? I am Porsching around.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-oh. (She starts to pull over.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? You think so?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was talking to myself! Youre going down!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I just ordered a beer! (Pounds the table.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No! I dont want him to know were yet! Im not sure Im ready for that. And besides hes not gonna be too happy to see me either.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know if Ive told you this, but hes kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, hes made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Yknow its all very Cats in the CradleI dont want to get into it. (The show starts.) Here we go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And theres daddy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Ill get right on that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on Ross!! (She tries to switch places with him and goes under his leg.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sexily) Hi officer, was I going a little too fast?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uhwell I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(handing it to him) Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oops sorry, my mistake.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dear Lord!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here it comes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well she should, it was taken ten years ago!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I bet youre a Gemini.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Taurus?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Virgo?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sagittarius?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I knew it! I knew it, ahh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wont speed.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I promise.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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