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[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can handle the stick!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That cant be your father.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Believe me, Ive been saying that for years. Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats Mr. Girabaldi playing the piano.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hes coming into the audience. Hes coming into the audience.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can we have our drinks please?! WaiterUh, tress!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs! (He sits down next to her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The silk? Feels really good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! And-and things arent assmashed down as I thought they were gonna be.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats great Joe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with mens underwear!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton, silk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hmm?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pantyhose! Yknow? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here (He mimed that and stops when he realized he went to far.) I should go take these off shouldnt I?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think its important that you do.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(resigning himself to his fate) Chandler. (He quickly sits down.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, theyre a hoot.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im-Im Monica.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "New York.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Actually Monica and I are engaged.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looks at Chandler) Inin two weeks.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know it would make me happy, maam.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Thanks for making me do this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) When I was growing up Iplayed the one on the far left.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Remind me to introduce you to someone!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fourth gear!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! What does he want?! I wasnt doing anything!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! (They pull over.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its a different guy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good evening officer.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah no. I dont, but it could not have been more than sixty.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow of-officer I uhI had the weirdest dream last night",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) You dont-you dont want to hear about my dream OfficerPretty?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pause) You have a son!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Feel better?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I understand.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Okay! (He notices a beautiful woman sitting behind the couch and goes to talk to her.) Hey! Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Maybe its because Im on television. Im an actor on Days of Our Lives.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hm-mmm.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why?! Whats happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Old?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The young hot ball and chain.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats much better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, where are you guys going?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were gonna pick up the wedding dress then were gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Yknow what? Actually Im kinda glad theyre leaving cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well this uh, this may be a little awkward.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, itsIts not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you, Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as Monicas older brother.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But youre still my friend?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not for the next few minutes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "During this timeare you, are you still my best man?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do I still call you Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So are wefriends again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What cha doing Mon?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are they?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, so far I have uh, my brides maids dresses wont get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I dont have my something blue.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Those are all the things Im responsible for!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I had to go with the odds Rach.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The commercial?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That play?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That other play?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nooo!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The movie?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes thats the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah! Back then yknow, we called the Great War. It really was!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Congratulations!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait! Wait! Wait! You cant start today! Todays the rehearsal dinner!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, Ill be done by then.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? (Rachel pauses as she thinks.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Go ahead.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who did we fight in World War I?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mexico?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Very good.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Me too. (He pats his pocket.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im doing my scenes with you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I cant believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an Oscar!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think you did.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "UhCookie?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We have to find the rest of the platoon!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(wiping his face) What?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uhI thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honey, we gotta go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from the bedroom) Okay. Heres a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) I dont have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, include more people in this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just, I cant believe that we made it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well you dont have to sound so surprised.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry butnothing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wellhonestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honestly? Me too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Yknow I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and Ill go allChandler. But nothing has.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, Im so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean its really, its made me stay calm. (Chandler just looks at her.) I coulda been worse!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Ill be right there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(voice on answering machine) Hi! If youre calling before Saturday, youve reached Monica and Chandler. But if youre calling after Saturday, youve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Maureen! (They hug.) Gosh! Hey uh, Chandler? This is my cousin Maureen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were the Bings.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(walks up) Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother chat with Chandler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well II told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hidad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi Mr.Bing.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It-its so great to see you both here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! (He and Monica walk away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! But I dont know what he looks like!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He is the man in the black dress.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Man in the black dress (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! Im Rachel! Im a friend of Monica and Chandlers!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh I get it! Amanduh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(clinking a wine glass) Can I have everyones attention please? Im uh; Im Ross Geller.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Daddad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ill do it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who wants it? Anybody?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I said Ill do it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica! Im not gonna screw it up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well of course that is what Im here for!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Sorry. (Monica goes into the bathroom.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Where have you been?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Are you going back to work?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nice shades.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I wont get spit in the eyes, yknow?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great! All right. Ill see you later. (He starts to leave.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, wheres Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is uh, is Monica here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shes steaming her dress, why? Whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think Chandlers gone. (He hands her the note.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He left that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(reading the note) Tell Monica Im sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Chandler just left though!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry Idrank the last of the milk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think it means he freaked out and left!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont be so negative! Good God! Isnt it possible that Sorry is sitting in there (Joey and Rachels apartment) right now?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pointing at Ross) Okay but if you dont find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(scared) I will, I will find him.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Picture? What picture?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay uh, look I know youre a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But youre spittin all over me man!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know youve been spitting on me?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(wiping face) Wow! Didnt know that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh damn!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-whatwhat you guys doing here?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shocked) Gunther?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? Your-your list?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What picture?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You went through my personal property?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pause) Because Vincent, we were lovers. (Pause) For two years!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great scene yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks a lot.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Im-Im not working tomorrow.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth avenue.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Well theres one down.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow she might not even notice hes gone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(re-entering) Im gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry. Im sorry. Its justIts just so sad!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (Looks.) Oh, thats gone too. This is Monicas bathroom right?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no! I-II found one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thank you! (Wiping her nose.) Oh God! (She throws it out.) Can I have another one?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking into the trash can) Sure. (Reaching into the trash can.) Do you need some floss? (Grabs a piece of it.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh heres a whole bunch.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I mean shes gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, \"Oh that poor girl.\" Yknow? Then shell have to come back here and live all alone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(finding something interesting in the trash can) Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and its positive. Monicas pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she wont be totally alone.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know! Monicas gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And Im still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Anything?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasnt heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandlers parents again!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You told them he was missing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Hey! Hey! We cant!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, cant you at least stall her a little? Ill-Ill go back to some of the places I went last night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, well how much time do you need?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "One hour.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Give me two.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then why do you ask?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, wish me luck.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Im going with you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, youre tired. Youve been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, Ill see you guys later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Wait, do you know how youre going to stall her?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ill figure something out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Good luck.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "About what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm Im never gonna getting married!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No Monica! Im serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Any woman would be lucky to have ya.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(jumping up) Rachel! You okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im having surgery!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Transplant.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hair transplant.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its not on my head.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you drunk?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes you are!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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