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{
"content": "I was going to tell you, but",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-II need to, I need to lie down.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My husband.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shes a stripper.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Maybe she meant to get you a hooker.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would she do that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? Now is there anything youre really bad at yknow, sexually?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is the worst bachelor party ever!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "In a minute!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why me?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Its your bachelor party.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Which is why you should do it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont want to. You do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You do it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I miss this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont think weve actually done this before!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I-I miss hanging out with you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well wewe still hang out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Yknow now its likethings are different.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow, things are different. ImIm married now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I justI misshanging outjust-just us, yknow?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So your dad dropped by. Hes a pleasant man!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(quietly) Oh no",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Id better go. (She goes and sits down in the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross Im so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh okay, Ill fix that to. Whats her e-mail address?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I promise. Ill fix this. I swear. Ill-Ill-Ill-Ill talk to her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! \"We were on a break!\" \"No we werent!\" What happened to you two?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you so much for coming back over.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Focus.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. UmButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh we justwe drove each other crazy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, he could never just let the little things go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Trying to date this woman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Probably shouldnt touch me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Should I leave this open for you too?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look II made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Her ass print is still on your grandmothers quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica! Wait!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(puts on his crown) Carry on.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Could you not narrate?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Gotcha sailor. (Kicks one of her shoes off and it lands in the kitchen knocking something down, but she continues to strip.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "About an hour ago.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wanna go see a movie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! (She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up.) Bye daddy. (Phoebe and her leave.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at her fingers) Oh myGod! Let me see that! (Grabs the book from him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughing) You fall for it every time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I brought you my old maternity clothes! (Sets a bag on the counter.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Pheebs thats so sweet(Grabs a pair of pants)Ooh, those are so cute!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! And look, (Grabs the pants) see how they expand as the baby grows? (Theres a stretchy part in front.) And then after the babys born, theyre great for shoplifting melons.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He was in Rosss classmarching bandkinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, and by the way, hes lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just want you to say it once in a while.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No theyre not! Theyre ugly and stupid and delicious!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right! Okay, its just Phoebe. Wills still on a diet, Chandler doesnt eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachels having her aversion to poultry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She is?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right! Cause Im a Tribbiani! (To Rachel) And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we dont read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Happy Thanksgiving!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Anything I can do to help?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (She starts folding the napkins in half.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So hows the game?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I have no idea.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont believe you! That isbrilliant! And Monica has no idea?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope! Every once and a while I just scream stuff at the TV.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is your team winning hon?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Anderson just scored again! (To Phoebe) Theres no Anderson.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I didnt know you liked football.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well normally I dont, but yknow(looks at the TV)Green Bay is playing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You like Green Bay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well its only like my favorite bay! {Actually, its not bad. It just gets a little cold in winter, but in Wisconsin winter only lasts from August to June. J }",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A pie! (Will brought a pie.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(nonchalantly glancing) Hey. (Turns back around.) Wow! (Looks up.) Well done.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Will) Wanna give me a hand?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im watching the game, but Im not deaf!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is there a problem?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Yknow, its been a while since weve screamed something. Maybe we should.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noooo!! Damn you ref! You burn in hell!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin chips is like stretching.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dont worry, Tribbianis never get full.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Who the hell is this guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Will! From high school.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Will) Joey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Will!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey-hey you came! Man you look incredible! Hot stuff! (They hug and Ross realizes what he said.) Hot stuff?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? Yeah that-that sounds interesting.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Man I dont think Ive seen you since uh, Lance Davis graduation party.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. It wouldve been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So how long are you in town?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, carrying a baking dish) Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey sweetie. Oh good. (Takes the baking dish from her.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Awoh, thats right. Are-are you gonna be okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Will, high school was-was a long time ago.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats Will from high school!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, \"I hate you.\")",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, dinners ready!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Good game!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Solid effort. Solid effort.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, so who won?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(simultaneously) Green Bay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(simultaneously) Detroit.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green BayMermen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Will, right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Im Rachel Green.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why dont you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) This is Chandlers chicken. This is the turkey. (Sets down a huge turkey.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(quietly) Oh. How-how big is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "About nineteen pounds.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? (Joey starts offering Ross some turkey.) Oh yknow what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Seriously, who is this guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, Im sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think you do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Chandler grabs the dish from Monica and hands it to Will who starts dishing out a large helping.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh Will umm, I just want to say that Im real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You had a club?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No need to point, she knows who Ross is.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Ross) So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So who else was in this club?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from Thailand but I-I dont think he-he knew what it was.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was in high school! Its not like it was binding forever.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay Monica, did you know about this?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look Rach I-Im sorry, okay? II was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no! No-no. No-no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! What else did you do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What rumor?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was no big deal. We-wesaid that the rumor wasthat ummyou had bothmale and female reproductive parts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shocked) Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You started that?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Everyone at our school heard it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldnt go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! (Motions to her breasts.) (Joey has turned around.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that ones not really our fault.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica, how come you never told me this?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey stop staring! Theres nothing there! Its not true!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im afraid Im gonna need proof.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Hits him and storms out.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You are my Everest.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, you dont have to finish that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I justI justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, \"Dear Rach, youre such a good person.\" Not girl! Person!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach, I think youre reading a little too much into it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(reading what he wrote again) \"Dear Rach, youre a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie.\" (Will laughs.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Me too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well look-look Im not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats not totally true.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its true?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! She didnt look 50!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did she look 16?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, theres a picture of her in the yearbook actually.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (They all look.) Wow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She didnt photograph well!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, she probably wasnt familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Didnt she walk with a cane?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wanna join!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "WhPhoebe!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, yknowFine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! (Will laughs.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "As a romancer of the elderly.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The eyesdid still sparkle.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shes right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) Its exactly how Id imagined it would be.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering, wearing the maternity pants from earlier) All right wheres that turkey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey! Those are my maternity pants!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well thats it. Im done. Whew! (Wipes his forehead.) There come the meat sweats. (Chandler hands him a towel and he wipes his face.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well Joey, were allwere all very proud of you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is there anything we can do for you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No just, nobody press on my stomach.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You can keep those pants by the way.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you want some?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! So what do you think?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on bootsor rent (Shows him the receipt.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna miss being able to afford food.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, \"Oh, these are way too expensive for you.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theyre mine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah well, too bad were gonna have to return them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Return them?! Shh! Theyre gonna hear you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I have you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nice try; Im keeping the boots.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right, I love you! And-and Im gonna play with you all the time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) Hes talking to the baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, \"I cant wait to hear your first words,\" I thought, \"Theres a trick.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye. (She gets up to leave but is stopped by Joey)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey Rach, listenHi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. My youngest sister, Dina, shes really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, yknow, to give her some advice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I guess I can talk to one of my supervisors",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so will you meet with her?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great! Thanks! Youre gonna love her so much. AndOh, shes the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, yknow the S.A.Ts?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She took em!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sting has a son that goes there too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I know; hes in Bens class.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? (Joey is about to sit down and hears this so instead he groans and exits.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Stings son, seven years old and theres a picture.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you reading? The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, I actually havent even met him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh, yeah thats too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but its totally sold out. I know! Why dont you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two Ill take you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There you go! Oh, you are so lucky! You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow! Thats why you have kids!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi Monica!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. (Sits down on the arm of the couch.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi boots.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. (Goes and gets some coffee at the counter.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Theyre beautiful!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahh",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(almost crying) They hurt so much!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well then get your money back and return them!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant do that either! The soles are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(returning to his seat) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dropped him off at Carols. (To Phoebe) Anyway, it turns out that Im not going to be able to get those tickets though.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no! Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well it turns out that Ben and Stings son do not get along.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How come?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Apparently, Stings son made fun of the fact that Bens moms are lesbinims.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait! But Ross if they dont get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, you cant force kids to be friends.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Playpen?! Bens seven!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Your kid is seven?! (Ross nods, \"Yes.\") (To the rest) Hes really small. (To Ross) Please! Please get the tickets!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Im sorry Pheebs, I cant do it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes you can! Sting says so himself!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(singing) Rosssss can!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Phoebe, Im sorry its just",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(singing) Rossss can!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, I",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(singing) Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering, with Dina) Here she is! Future fashion superstar!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Joey, Im hardly a",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My little sister Dina!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right! Hi Dina!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nice to meet you. (They shake hands.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is so exciting for her. Well, Ill let you two fashists get down to business. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stunned) And theres marketing",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(standing up) Ahhhhhhhh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(opening the door) Whats wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has asupple leather lining.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you think I work at some kind of boot pricing company?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots dont really go with it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honey, its going to be okay. Hes been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; thats what the meatball sub is for. (She gives Dina a sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that a sandwich?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joeytheres something that youshould know. Dina?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(angrily) What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Dina) Now! Give him the sandwich! Give him the sandwich! (She quickly sets the sandwich in front of him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well obviously this is a mistake! You cant be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! Dina",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel) Bub!!! (Points at her and quiets Rachel.) (To Dina) I cant believe this! Youre the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You got pregnant for funny?! Dinaif hes funnylaugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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