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{
"content": "Oh no-no-no!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, and oh Im gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. That guy is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi honey Im home.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "From the tequila factory?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldnt give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come here. I can breath through my mouth.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who was that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its just the pizza place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You hung up on the pizza place? I dont hang up on your friends.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, whats wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then why did I ask?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myselfhow do I put this umm, erotically charged.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is that college talk for horny?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really sohardto find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good, I uh, I saw a pretty big pigeon.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I gotta get up early and its almost seven oclock.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, good night!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) I cant do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) I didnt ask you to do it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre Rachel!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre my friend!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right back at ya!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you wanna do it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, me neither! I was just testing you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats the end of this conversation!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This conversation never happened!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Never happened! Good night!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good night!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Get back in there! (Rachel re-enters her room and closes the door.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! I got you a present!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) I love it! Its huge!! Lets open it! Open it!! (Monica rips open the paper.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its a Ms. Pac-Man machine!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I didnt know where to put it so I just left it here for now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. (He goes to push it and it doesnt move.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I kinda like it here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you really like it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is likeOh my, this is like my second favorite game!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh really? What was your first?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well what did it do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A vending machine?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They made you head of the department!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! (Pause) Why didnt I get head of the department? (Goes and gets some coffee.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, Pauls Caf. They got great food and its really romantic.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, great! Thanks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancingOh! Take her dancing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, Ill tell ya",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, yknow what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why dont I take you out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes I do! And were gonna go out, were gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) Okay! Ill go with ya! Ill go! Ill go with ya.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ill be fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who cares? Its a stupid game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You only think its stupid because you suck at it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont suck. Its sucks. You suck.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why dont you go home and wait for the thank you card?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why do you want to play this game so bad?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Its not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Phoebe thats it. Come on, get outout of the chair. Get out! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica cant move her.) Oh comePhoebe!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about(She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts)there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, sonice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, actually thats my roommates.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah Hey, so this roommate of yoursis he good looking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hm-mmm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! Im the teacher!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substitute the three-pound lobster?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good dateOh, I almost forgot. I didnt pay you the rent check.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. And that works?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well it does when you combine it with, \"This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you poor little famous man.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautifulI dont think I can.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looks interested) Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. I really almost did!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, soso tell me one of your moves.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright. So whered you grow up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, just answer the question!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(exasperated) Queens.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And so were-were you close to your parents?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) Its gotta be rough.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it is. Its really tough. Yknow sometimes I thinkWow!! Nice move!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"Whered you grow up,\" its so simple!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And now youre watching me walk away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes I am! Again so simple!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You are not going to believe what I did today!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well it clearly wasnt showering or shaving.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he cant straighten his fingers.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is the matter with your hand?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, why would you do that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because its awesome.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You think this is clever?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey wait a minute, this one isnt dirty.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It is when you put it together with that one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, he wont even know what they mean.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler! Hes seven; hes not stupid.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Have you talked to him lately?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, look Im just gonna unplug it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no, if you unplug it, Ill have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. (She unplugs it.) No! (And plugs it back in.) Hey look at that! Look at that, its still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, its a memory chip.) Chip in it or something!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey you-you got to beat your scores!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "With the claw?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(smiles) Pull my finger(Looks at his hand)My hand is messed up.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am not gonna answer that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such a wonderful time!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh. Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How do you do that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now you cant tell anyone, but uhI put on shiny lip balm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, like a moth to a flame, Im telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I dont want to tell you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because its embarrassing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, \"Hmmm.\" Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stunned and turned on) Yeah. WhyYeah, that would work for ya",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (She kisses him.) Yeah. (She goes into her room.) Me to. (He then starts to freak out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I ran. It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, \"Get the hell out of my way!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, why didnt you just take a cab?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets itll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. AndI already put it in my family newsletter.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right. Wow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I justI just cant be afraid to get a little bithit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Relax! Its not like its Citizen Kane!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I know its really boring, but its like a big deal. Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah? All right, lets do it tonight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well dont you have that big date tonight?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Joey, can I ask you something?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! (Pause) Im-Im kinda thinking it-it was the lobster",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah me too, all night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?! How come we didnt cross paths?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah well thats because uhI stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I got that. Ill escape over there. Ill come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. Its gotRight(She dies.) Well, youre just a little bitch, arent you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theyre all Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler sucks! He couldnt have gotten this good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. (They both look at him.) Was it just me?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! Im on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why dont we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where (Exhales again) Where you will seea uha bunch of uhred spots. Okay, (Closes his book.) umm, why dont, why dont you all start to read, while I(Passes out and collapses.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenlysuddenly see them a different way?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Yeah, thatthats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "One more score to go! You can do it! (Touches her shoulder.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dont touch me!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont touch her!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right! Go left! Go left! Go right!! Go right!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant!! I cant!! (She dies.) Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a bitch!!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hi BenNo!! Dont look at the machine! (Covers the screen.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(incredulous) Alone?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, did you get to the part where theyre trapped in the car and Cujos throwin himself at the windshield?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh uh, it didnt work out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh uh, okay. Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Pushes play.) Okay, thats him! Thats him! Thats Cujo! Thats Cujo!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God.Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Terrified. (But for a totally different reason.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, hes wearing in-line skates and hasnt taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.) Here. (China.) Now as for the hydrosaurs",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(airily) Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you, are you high?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just had the most amazing bath.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? I dont like baths.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait, you like them with me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, baths are so relaxing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, its 2",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, neither.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, whats up?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know. Its-its justlately, Ive been feeling Okay, heres what it is (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no, no you dont, just come back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "In London?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, we talked about it. We dont want to know. All we care about is that its happy and healthy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yep! Happy and healthy! And cute!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And smart!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Popular.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "With an aptitude for science.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah! Ive come up with a bunch of ideas!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really? Me too!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh huh! If its a girl, Phoebe, and if its a boy, Phoebo!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe. But it wouldnt hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Rach-Rach, what were you thinking? (Gives her a look)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh. Thats a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay fine, what do you have?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, OK, its for a boy. Well, I know its a little out there, butDarwin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, by Sandrine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im really, really not.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How-how about you each get five vetoes?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That sounds fair.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! I dont think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Veto.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, why do you hate our child?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine, you go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, James.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But only if its a girl.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Veto. Stewart?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Veto. Sawyer?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Veto. Helen?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Veto.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Boy, do I have a surprise for you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sex on the balcony?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I drew you a bath!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So its a boy bath!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, this does butch it up a bit.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I swear, if you try it, you will love it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bet I know how that discussions going to go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) All right, this isnt so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because Ive got my boat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) So?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I told you you were a bath person! Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im going to need a bigger boat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller, how-how cute is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh my God! I can practically hear the mahjong tiles!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, no. No, were not.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, we want to wait, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right. Right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking at the bulletin board with baby pictures) So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyreuhtheyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Third one from the left?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows Im talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Dont-dont youWhWhaHey!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre looking!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I didnt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I saw you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay fine, I did. But I didnt see anything, I swear.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but Ross just listen to me",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Momentary lapse. Dont-dont you have any self-control?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(holding stomach) Okay, a couple months late on the lecture, Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im in the bathtub.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong! The waters tepid. The salt didnt dissolve and is now lodged places. And the scents I used dont compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomileOh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The bath salts! Theyre starting to effervesce! Its different. (Pause) Its interesting.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, lets talk about something else.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I had the exact same conversation.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You did? What was he talking about?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! Joey hasnt had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(groans) That was a long night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, lets break this down. What exactly did he say to you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, he was talking about rules.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, and looking at people differently.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He didnt say anything about that to me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What did he tell you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But what did he mean by rules?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because he was looking at her differently.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My God! He wants to do it with Phoebe in London!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(from outside the bathroom) You guys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just a minute! (To Chandler) Thats Mrs. Tribbiani!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You dont say anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im not going to let you say anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you had that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, just as well, I broke this one.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its a humdinger!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Somebody likes you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Groans) Is it Chandler?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, then tell him to stop staring!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?! Joey?! You dont say.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is it something youd be interested in?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, I dont know, I dont know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But yknow on the other hand No. No, I cant. Were friends. No, oh, no. I dont want to risk what we have.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I guess that makes sense. So, you think youre going to talk to him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure, yeah. I mean, its Joey. I dont want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not Chandler, just Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I didnt see anything! I actually changed my mind about the name.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont think so! Youre just giving me Ruth so youll get to name it when its a boy, and thats when youll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I wouldSequoia?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Veto.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Unless (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, Im not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But Ross, you want the name Ruth!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not like this!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Well, whats up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, Joey, I know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I knooow.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whaaat?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know about your feelings.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. You do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, and Im sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but thats very rare.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, its Rachel for God sakes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "For God sakes, its Rachel!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. And shes not only my friend; shes my pregnant friend! Shes my pregnant friend whos Ross ex!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah thats Rachel. (To herself) Beat me over the head with it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She made me switch to light Mayo. Thats it! Thats all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You think?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely! Yknow, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, just a crush! Thats all this is! Its a crush! Im Joey; I dont get deep feelings.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know Ive had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And Im sure youve had them for us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not really.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mm-hmm. (To herself) Throw me a bone here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right. The student has become the master.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, I swear, I dont know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on, you know its a girl!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A what?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You really didnt know?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were having a girl?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats what you just said!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You said girl!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes. Im Im sorry. Im so sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not! Were having a girl! Sometimes I cant believe its with youBut still! Were having a girl!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! I know. You know what? Im putting Ruth back on the table!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Permission to veto.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, please.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do I smell essential oils?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What do you think youre doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "L-leaving my troubles behind?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know that youre new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its so hard to care when youre this relaxed.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now youre just a girl in a tub!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(upset) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) You told her?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Pause) I dont think Id care.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? Lee Majors is hot!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(from outside the bathroom) Hello?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were in the bathroom!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Because its a relaxing and enjoyable time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You like Rachel?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(checking for herself) (To Monica) Mazel tov.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in here? (Looks at Chandler) Oh, my! (Covers the spot where Joey wants bubbles to be replaced.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, cover it up with the boat!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(from outside the bathroom) Hello?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I was waiting for you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tell us what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were having a girl.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "IllIll get you later!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) All right. Its a new day, and its just a crush, thats all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, \"it was cuckoo!\" Everythings going to be fine. Its just a crush.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hi, sweetie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(thinking) I love you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It sure is nice to do this together, isnt it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. And what youre doing feels so good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not touching you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre not?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its the salts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, sweet Lord. New realms of pleasure!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To herself) Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I left my guitar here again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay. No problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here you go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great! Umm(Monica closes the door again and Phoebe knocks again.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So do you want to hang out or something?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh are you and Chandler",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Exactly.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs, whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, I can explain!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You told me you hate massages!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Buy stamps, pick up dry cleaningDont let Phoebe in.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well umm, Alexandra has been",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it has a name?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, dont get upset!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OkayOop! Too late! Im leaving! Come on Chandler lets go! (She storms out.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh okay, okay! One more push! One more push! Come on honey, were almost there! Were almost there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I love you too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats always appropriate! (Back to the matter at hand) Oh, okay. One more push! One more push!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(crying) I hope youre a better father than youre a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(bursts into the room) Joey! Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Whats going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come feel this! Come feel my belly!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aaaah",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yknow what? Maybe uh, youyou should come to me. Im a not, Im not wearing any bottoms.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay! (She goes over to him and he feels her belly.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my, oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aw, its unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, shes like ummohwhos that kind of annoying girl soccer player?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mia Hamm?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mia Hamm!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats amazing. (Drops the sheet.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa-hey-oh! Sorry!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey babe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who says you cant get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How about to the street say from the balcony?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why dont we just find a place for it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. How about in that cabinet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No reason. I-I keep private things in there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Feminine stuff.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you! (He tries the door again and Monica glares at him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(walking casually away) Love you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, \"If it helps!\" (Goes to the bedroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why wont you let me massage you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well itsI mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats different, we were roommates! And when?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im curious about the human body.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But Im a professional! And Im really good! Look, if youre uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, if it means that much to you",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dinosaurs.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Potato, potaato.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Ross! The babys kicking!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! It is?! (He tries to quickly remove his gloves, but runs into trouble and finally throws them off of his hands like a hockey player in a fight and grabs Rachels belly.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do (Mimics him) that again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joeys room and he was sleeping",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A dreamless sleep.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My God, the babys kicking. Thats great. Although Ikinda wish I-I wouldve been there to feel the kicking for the first time yknow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, I-I dont want to miss anymore baby stuff. SoHere. Heres my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! Ill be there! Okay? I dont care if its three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Can I get a copy of that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(calling from her room) Are you under the sheet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in a soothing voice) Great, lets begin. (She starts the massage.) Hows the pressure?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Stating the obvious, but thank you. And its not weird is it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. Ooohh",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right, you just enjoy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in a sexy voice) Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(getting uncomfortable) Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wasnt trying to open your closet! I wasnt trying to open your closet! I swear! (Running into the kitchen and sees its Joey.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica has a secret closet and she wont let me see whats in it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! What could she possibly be hiding in here that I cant see?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And here we go",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely. But, were gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? Ill page Ross on the way. Come on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Oh GodOw!Oo!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay Rach-Rach-Rach look at me, look at me, everythings gonna be fine, trust me. Okay. Take my hand. Here we go. (Rachel grabs his hand.) Oww crushing bones!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! So?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it youve had one of these Braxton thingies?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So but everything is normal.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my life!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But IBut everything is okay. Im fine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You sure?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(seeing Ross) Oh hey-hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(rushes in) Is everything okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, everythings fine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women dont even feel them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, no uterus, no opinion.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey uh, whats with the candy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh when you beeped me I was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh you went to the movies by yourself?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No IMona!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I gotta go back in there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Why? Whats wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, everythings fine. I just gotta go back",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No really, you tell me whats up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy! (Grabs Ross around the shoulders.) He brought Twizlers!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There has got to be a way!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (Checks his hair.) Oh no wait, Im not an nine-year-old girl.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then why do you throw like one?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure. \"Monica.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I thinkI think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats a good idea.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (They switch places and Chandler gets out a credit card.) So uh, Ross is kinda bummed huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I justI feel terrible.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, I got that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So umm, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay but you should know though, Ive raised my rates to $200 an hour.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I mean $500.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "600.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? (Laughs.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?! (Pause) I mean hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh myThis is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get massaged again!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I guess.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great! Okay, if youll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey uh, I brought you some lunch.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! Thats so sweet of you! Oh yum! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich and starts to get sick.) Did you put pickles on this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! What?! Rach what?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I made her favorite, tuna salad with pickles.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pickle? Pickles make her sick. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Ill be fine. But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im on it! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe this! I shouldnt be the one making her throw up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey uh, can I, can I talk to you guys for a second?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, sit down. I wanna talk about our situation.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The thing iscause I live with Rachel Im here for a lot of the stuff, okay? (To Rachel) And RossRoss is missing everything. So",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maybe you two should live together.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems thatif youre gonna have a roommate, yknow it might as well be the father.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But Ross, its you and me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right now, so? What do you think?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know. Is it crazy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No its not. Joey, this is a smart idea.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I was due.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, lets do it. Ill move in.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Rach thats great. Thats great. (They hug and Joey breathes a sigh of relief.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not to shabby, I got this all off myselfusing my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Youre messy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I married Fred Sanford!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No Chandler, you dont understand! (Chandler starts singing the theme for Sanford and Son, an old TV show starring Redd Fox.) Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? Im yknowIm sick.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? You promise you wont tell anyone?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wellits just ummIm afraid you might mess it up.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohhh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats it. Just relax.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh. Oh! Ohh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on more!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you like that dont you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah right there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You want it there? You take it there baby!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh Phoebe?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Hey, Rach!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Hey, Happy Valentines Day!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you, too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres one lucky to-go cup of coffee.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sighs) Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. But maybe later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentines Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that thats never going to happen!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, shes been away all week visiting her parents, but shell be cool. I mean, shes been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, Fossils are my friends.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, Im going to take off.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. Oh! Shoot! Oh shoot! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. (reading the label) Candy and Cookie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Candys the mother, Cookies the daughter. The fathers also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, cmere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Monica, grow up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, whats behind your back?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebes opinion on for Valentines Day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You dont want my opinion?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not really.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, big brother. (holds up two ermrevealing articles of clothing) Which of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter, so your best friend would want to do her?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(quietly) The red one.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He-hee!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! A dog! Hi! Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks so much, Pheebs! (to the dog) We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! (the dog sticks his head between Joeys legs) Oh! Not that kind of fun.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Happy Valentines!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(from her bedroom) Okay! Ill be right out. Im slipping into something a little less comfortable, and a little more slutty.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(picking up a video from the table) Candy and Cookie. Candy and Cookie? Monica got me porn?! Girl-on-girl porn?! She really must love me!! (Chandler runs over to the TV, puts the tape in, and sits down to enjoy some \"porn\")",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love you, St. Valentine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Woah, woah, thats not pretty!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever! (Chandler starts to press buttons on the remote control, frantically.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am trying!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesnt, and the dog goes running off.) Well, youre cute, but youre not too smart!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking at the ball the dog brought back) Did I just throw this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thats, uh, thats Phoebes friends dog. I dont know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(talking with a higher voice, and puckered lipskind of like you do to a baby or...wella puppyits hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? (referring to her outfit)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to herself) Ive still got it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pointing at the video) Why did you get me this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its yellingbleedingdilating. Oh, the dilating",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebes. Why were you even watching it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thoughtmaybeyou got me porn for Valentines Day.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Im not really in a sexy mood right now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, remember the first time we saw Jaws?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mm-hmm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How long it took to go back in the water?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, we cant let this tape wreck Valentines Day!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You dont know. You didnt see it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Child-birth, its a natural thing! Its beautiful.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, beautiful? Really? Beautiful? You think this is beautiful? (picks up the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like hes going to throw up!)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See, honey, theres(puts his hand on her leg)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont touch me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do too! I missed you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, it was good! It was good. Actually, the baby started kicking!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! I know! It was. Oh the only sad thing is I wasnt around when it happened for the first time.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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