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The titles of your videos alone entertain me |
Warning, do not use the Thrust attack if your opponent is naked and sporting a raging hard erection, it serves only to strengthen him. |
why is this homeless man breaking shit in some house he broke into with a fleshlight |
Never in my life did I think I'd witness someone beating chips into pieces with a manmade vagina. |
Smh no fleshlight prosthetic tool |
hE GOT A BAD DRAGON<br><br>I'M DYING |
I was really hoping you would destroy those glass elephants. |
That is a scandalous waste of resources, disgusting. Kids in Africa could have needed that fleshlight! |
When are you bringing your girlfriend on the videos |
Is this from bad dragon? |
What the fuck xD |
charlie why do you have a fleshlight in the first place |
I just like the idea that charlie woke up with this idea and told his girlfriend (i'm assuming she's the one filming) "Babe, I've had great video idea i'm gonna teach self defense with a fleshlight". Like i just wanna know how that conversation panned out. |
new sport idea: it's like fencing, but it's this |
Charlie, where is the affiliate link? |
Tiana is one lucky lady |
So is this what happened to Nebulas pussy after her turning into a cyborg? |
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet. |
Humanity has hit peak intelligence when fleshlights are being weaponized |
This is the hard hitting educational science that YouTube is desperately in need of. |
Why? |
Hey man<br>I could have used that<br>Now it's got chips all over it... |
As my momma use to say, better safe than pregnant. |
Charlie I like you but holy shit you're dumb sometimes. |
D-did charlie really buy this just to use as a weapon? This man in a god. Also was anyone else impressed by how stretchy it was? |
why did i read it as alien viagra |
I love his salt and pepper shakers |
Just put a weight in it and you got a deadly weapon. |
valid question |
Please more of these tests :) |
I should put on my 3D glasses |
thanks charlie, great video! :) |
Fleshlights are well known for doing major damage against the enemies posture |
I would like a link to get me one |
Where can I buy that flash light <br><br>^^ |
Charles you have lost it. |
Don’t forget to take the knife out again before you make love to your fleshlight after you scared the burglar away |
Those are cute salt and pepper shakers |
How does his gf explain to her parents that her bf has done a video on fleshlight self defence or how does a normal food shop go? Some fish, steak, burgers, veg, a fucking walmart branded fleshlight, milk, a dozen eggs. |
Fill it with quarters |
Put it at 0.75x speed while he hits the chip and apples, thats the sound of thunder |
Hey for real thow...<br>Dildoes hurt, a lot |
Sometimes Charlie’s videos just leave you wondering just what exactly is going on down there in Florida., The Comment Guy I’m very confident that Charlie is Florida man |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m42s">0:42</a> makes me manually breath |
the real "ball o' hurt" |
This video feels like Charlie’s excuse to seriously buy a fleshlight |
This wasn't very scientific because the Fleshlight would weigh more from the dried semen. |
You've clearly practiced smashing chips with an alien vagina before.... |
This is the content I come to youtube for. |
Is this the new shinobi tool? |
I thought you already had a dog why would you need a fleshlight |
"You just put a little knife in and you have yourself a Go-Go-Gagdet Extendo Dagger" |
Yes |
This is it Charlie. Please do more vids like this I haven't laughed at your vids this intense since 2017 |
Making good use of those kale chips I see |
You can blind them by cumming in the fleshlight |
Go go gaget alien vagina |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m56s">1:56</a> put on your 3-D glasses |
Hitting a kale chip with a flesh light is probably the most beta move you can do. |
Ahh a weapon to rival <b>The Penetrator</b> in saints row<br><br>Possibly a weapon that could surpass metal gear, Metal gear huh..., This and The Penetrator, your sword and shield to demolish decency on the streets of Steelport, You combine the two weapons to make the yato, @teet not again, +Coop Media <b>owo</b> |
Usually my dick is plenty enough to do the job... But this could be something to consider. |
Idk why I clicked on this but I'm not disappointed |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m06s">2:06</a> or semen of course |
It may not do much physical damage but imagine the psychological damage of being confronted by a man whipping around a fleshlight. You see a guy demonstrating his fleshlight-a-jutsu you walk the other way. |
<b>I now know my weapon of choice during the purge</b><br><br>99 techniques I need to learn though, Worry not!<br>I bring to you the tool you need to master your tool!<br>"69 Tricks for alien vagina and you" |
I bet those vegan chips won't make me as hard as watching your daily streams on <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal">https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal</a> |
I just picture him prowling the dark streets with that as a vigilante beating/slapping crime where it hurts |
<b>Area 51 wants to know your location</b> |
FAKE! Thanos dusted the vegan chip before you hit it. |
I am confused, disgusted, and impressed at the same time |
What was going through his head when he made this “let’s buy an alien flesh light and use it as a weapon” amazing |
Friede bring me my flail. |
Will this be the new lethal weapon used in ww3? I think so |
Watch out if there’s some chips in the alien vagina when ur bang it |
Can you do another video about those forbidden flesh light techniques? |
Oh my god i couldn't breath that first chip slap had me dieing |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m45s">0:45</a> ... just incase anyone needed this<br><br>Forgot About <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m58s">0:58</a> |
No man should have these weapons of mass destruction in their hands |
Lmfao. Only Charlie the would do something like this😂 |
These videos are a fucking mood |
Woah. Hold on there. I'm not taking my dick out of my alien fleshlight to fend off an attacker. The pussy too good. What then Charlie? |
When is skallagrim going to review this weapon.?, @Brainwave 101 <br>Star Nipples is a much better stand than The Pommel, @TheJediSonic so end him rightly vs end him rightly?, Skall: "Oh, you're approaching me?"<br><br>Crit: "I can't smack the shit off your titties without getting closer."<b... |
There's not one day where I'm disappointed with what Charlie uploads. |
Need one of those. Send link |
Heres the 401; say some gangsta is flirting with ya fly girl! Ya just give em one of these!, I think its 411 but a valiant effort |
CHARLIE WE HAVE THE SAME GARBAGE CAN. |
We want more Apex tournament videos you big fat nipple |
“Category: Gaming” sounds about right |
He should do a charity auction. I bet people would pay mucho dinero for Charlie's fleshlight. |
Can a slap from that fleshlight cook a chicken. |
Reminds me of call me carson's plate |
He got that fleshlight from bad dragon no doubt |
The title |
Infomertials done right |
Not the content we asked for..... but its the content we deserve 👍 |
I am dying omg |
The reason why half of the fanbase is edgy teens and preteens is because you make constant immature jokes about pussies dicks and farts, sometimes they dont even make sense you just throw shit together |
Go go gadget extendo dagger!!! |
Recommended list wtf |
Just killed a toddler with it, instructions were unclear |
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