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5"6 |
No white T-shirt? I don't think this is Charlie were watching.... |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m00s">2:00</a> if i was in a fight, and this is what i was looking at... the fight is over, i lost |
what forbidden jutsu is this ? |
If you want to deal poison damage, fill the inside of it with man cream and shards of broken glass. That'll show those fucking apples. |
“I’ve never put my dick in it believe it or not”<br><br>You don’t have to lie to us Critika1 |
Fill that bad boy up with cum and you'll have the most terrifying weapon ever conceived. |
I knew this video was coming thanks to the official podcast. <br>Long live JACK |
with weapons of mass destruction like these among these stars, we need to fund the space force N O W |
This explains who stole Thanos' fleshlight in Avengers 4. |
I want a movie about a man who uses a fleshlight for good. Fleshman: his parents murdered by a crazed dildo wielding man and so he goes to protect the world at all costs from the evil Dildoer. |
No affiliate link in the description? Missed opprotunity |
The military are going to weaponize fleshlights now. |
Area 51 Alien: What are you doing?<br>CIA: Chillin in my job<br>Area 51 Alien: Soldiers are off duty today<br>CIA: I will be there real quick baby<br><br>FBI: <b>knock-knock</b> FBI OPEN UP!, This isnt as funny as it probably was in your head |
I think buzzfeed is gonna steal this one |
Faptain Fleshlight. |
Fleshlights are made of silicone and not rubber.. |
This is the life: me watching a video of a guy destroying vegan chips with an alien fleshlight, from my phone, home alone, and laughing my butt off. |
<b>weird flex but ok</b> |
"I've never put my dick in it, believe it or not."<br>Why... why do you have that, then? |
You expect us all to sit here while you lie directly to our faces. One doesn't own a Fleshlight even as a joke and doesn't put their dick in it once. |
Watch it there, SIMON BELMONT! |
Cortana would like to know your location |
The sound of it demolishing that first chip, is enough. My sides hurt. |
Charlie’s Believe it or not |
Invader Zim wants to know your location |
what |
Day 137 of supporting Legatus in getting Charlie to do a moist meter on LEGO Star Wars the complete saga, ArsonistHotdog <br>Honestly this is the only thing I use YouTube for at this point, KeatsQRST This is just sad at this point. |
This looks like some version of Passion of The Christ |
I’m just laughing that tiana probably had to film Charlie whipping a fuckin flesh light around |
I need to buy that... for defense reasons |
How does come up with this shit |
Instructions not clear. Didn't put my dick in it. |
"best used on smaller targets, more fragile targets and foes" <br><br><br>yea like...<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>nah too easy |
Better get fleshlight now... for self defense of course |
His girlfriend is so committed, she will stand there while he thrusts a alien fleshlight at her |
It also has bonus poison damage if you've used it. |
You may need the SlowMoGuys to run more tests |
funny |
No one:<br>Absolutely no one:<br>Not a fucking soul:<br>Youtube recommendations: |
The real question is<br>ALIEN VAGINA <br>VS <br>SHAGGY ULTRA INSTINCT, Shaggy stands no chance |
How many fleshlights do own? |
Not as strong as a alien penis tho |
Is this because of the Cetrion trailer? |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m12s">2:12</a> that is the ultimate sparring pose |
Dang nice house |
Dude how many fleshlights do you own?? |
Register that weapon....now |
He protecc, he attack , but most importantly his fleshlight fight back |
Can u send me one |
Never get a haircut my son |
Great |
1960: In the future we'll have flying cars<br><br>2019: <b>homeless man beats food with alien pussy toy</b> |
ok that was a good review but where can i buy it??? |
Fleshlights are goddamn disgusting. |
you fools have only seen a glympse of it's true power. That apple might look unharmed on the outside but the internal wounds will completely paralyze it and kill him within minutes. In addition to the internal bleeding the attack leaves it's victim traumatized... or horny. |
vid idea, how strong is an alien cock |
Three beans please |
Man he’s straight up poppin that pussy |
Why am I subscribed to this channel? The better question is why am I still subscribed to this channel. The even better question is will I ever unsubscribe from this channel. The best question is will I still be subscribed to this channel when Charlie is old and gray and is mocking depends. |
Really am enjoying the different colored, striped wife beater, blue shorts and caveman hair. |
Do you even need to ask? An alien vagina is the most powerful weapon in the universe and can obliterate any foe |
Wish my stupid human vagina could do that |
I fucking love your content so fucking much |
When you go to pokeys planet just to fuck with the employees. |
I found this guy and I'm so glad I did. This is beautiful |
This is the science I subscribed for |
Kind of looks like John Wick. |
Charlie... Wtf 🤣 |
I tried that once with a Nokia 3310.. All I can say is I need a new table. |
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN, HE'S GOING <br><b>D I C K O M O D E</b> |
Put a spear tip in it and use it like you're Scorpion., Get over here |
So I just watched a guy use a fleshlight as a weapon. |
Nice house |
This is just an excuse to buy a Alien Fleshlight |
Unless you're wearing full verac's,you won't get the set effect. |
Great way to defend yourself against jehovah witnesses when they come knocking on your door. |
So like u said u wouldnt show this yet now u bless us :p |
not age restricted? |
YouTube is quaking in their boots as we speak |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? This is cool but also weird |
Watching this while fucking my alien fleshlight |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m46s">0:46</a> that’s the noise the dilophosaur makes in Jurassic park |
Can someone send me a link to the alien fleshlight???? For self defense of course |
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23themoaryouknow">#themoaryouknow</a> |
Test your might |
"Yea mom I swear I only used your credit card to buy a fleshlight for a youtube video" |
I disagree. Have you ever been slapped across the face, stomach or ass with one of those things? Holy shit. Them fuckers hurt. |
Perfect for pacifists. Just succ the intruder till his knees don't work no more |
You'll be remembered for videos like this, well done |
Tribal forearm tattoos add +10 strength |
You had me at strong |
Why the fuck do i have a boner |
i swear to god i would run if i saw a guy in a confident fighting stance holding nothing but a fleshlight. |
Would a used flashlight be stronger or weaker? |
Why am I not surprised that he has a Alien fleshlight, @Dell Still miss Lee?, @likira111 what's that?, boy you need to look up cocksnotglocks, ALLEN PUSS-, For research purposes |
Is this what ur gf is playing with when u are not around? |
Mom! I want a fleshlight for self defense! |
Day 1 of telling Charlie to keep his hair long |
Turbo hotness 2 when? |
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